Beennkumar:
"And in that day seven women shall take hold of one man, saying, We will eat our own bread, and wear our own apparel: only let us be called by thy name, to take away our reproach."

Source: The Bible.

Hilarious scripture though.

I liked this.
You do have a good sense of humor too.
It's been a while I've seen your prints here.
Trust life is treating you well. Have a good day.

9iceboi:
Lol. This so true.. There is one ushering in my church... She greets everybody including small children.... But one part I hate abt her is that any time I bring my head down she will tap me nd say " bro wake up dnt give d devil a chance"

This one got me laughig..

englishmart:
they join church choir. Singing and dancing with fake voice and high heeled shoes.

They start dialling unknown numbers trying their lucks

GUY. U. HARSH. oooo
But come to think of it , when did MARRIAGE become a POVERTY ALLEVIATION PROGRAM....?

9iceboi:
Lol. This so true.. There is one ushering in my church... She greets everybody including small children.... But one part I hate abt her is that any time I bring my head down she will tap me nd say " bro wake up dnt give d devil a chance"

got me laughing like I've never laughed before

They force guys to pure it inside nd after a month "bae I missed my period. D guy don turn husband be dat ooo, forget bride prize

tosyne2much:
Despite the fact that I'm a dude, these are the things I noticed about ladies who are of marriageable age especially the ones who are really serious about it

Note : I'm not trying to generalize ooooo b4 some people will start raining curses on me or tear me to pieces

Just grab your vaseline and read before dropping comment

Here I go

Characters Ladies Of Marriageable Age Exhibit When Desperate For Husbands

1. Attending Church Programmes Regularly
My research has made me realize that many ladies looking forward to marriage resort to attending church programmes regularly. I know many of them in my church who started attending programmes because of their marital status & the moment they finally accomplish their mission, BYE BYE to the church . I don't know if you have also noticed this. When the clock of a lady is fast ticking, she would resort to attending church programmes regularly (NOT all though)
because that is where MANY of them run to

2. Joining A Unit In The Church
Joining a unit in churches is another thing they do after attending regular programmes simply because they believe it might increase their chances of being wooed by broda Emmanuel or brother Desmond

3 They Avoid Wearing Foam bras & Pants
I once stumbled upon a thread created by a lady urging her fellow ladies to give foam padded bra and pant a trial.. Ladies of marriageable age who are reasonable wouldn't do this because they know the consequences or implications
of creating an illusion

4. They Barely Bash
Unlike teenagers who will measure the weight of your bank account by the trouser you are wearing, a marriageable lady isn't judgemental by the BOLD 5 or Ipad you are holding, she will still give you attention & will try to know more about you because she more concerned about what you are going to offer than the Ipad or Bold 5 that many young ladies are freaked about

5. They Start Becoming Nice
I don't need you to believe this. Many young ladies who are not of marriageable age seem to be so rude in their mode of talking to the male folks. When age is not on the side of a lady, she will swallow her pride & will probably become nice to people even

6. Their Mentality Changes
They are no longer freaked about cars and perishable parameters anymore, therefore, they start to reason on how to be the house man of their desireble man, not minding if he's rich or still hustling

7. They Become So Caring
I'm not saying the young one are NOT caring ooo, what I'm trying to saying is that, when a lady is of marriageable age and NO man is coming forth, she starts becoming. Caring to any man that comes her way, even if you are young or older than her

8. They Reduce The Excessive Application Of Make-Ups
If you have noticed this. They tend to minimize the exccessive application of make-up unlike young ones who paint their faces as if it is drawing book

Feel free to Add yours

Written by : Tosyne2much

Source: http://tosyne2much..com

. They start updating their status on bbm and facebook with subliminal messages e.g I value those who value me,don't be a priority to someone who sees you as an option,behind every strong man there is a woman.my exes don do ds one tire

9iceboi:
Lol. This so true.. There is one ushering in my church... She greets everybody including small children.... But one part I hate abt her is that any time I bring my head down she will tap me nd say " bro wake up dnt give d devil a chance"

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NL--the place you come for a daily dose of stress relief therapy.


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Bro wat abt fella dat are over due for marriage

Mod,do u need glasses to confirm dat this list isn't up to 10?abeg,set aside this list nitòripé èmi ò mò nipa è fa.

Mod,do u need glasses to confirm dat this list isn't up to 10?abeg,set aside this list nitòripé èmi ò mò nipa è fa,am telling u.

becoming nice is so true

funmilayoB:
They stop wearing trousers
they r usually flat chested(don't knw why)
They are unsually respectful
They are close to their pastors or guardian

in davido's voice... "funmilayo, baby tornadoooo, your figure 8 ooooo"

funmilayoB:
They stop wearing trousers
they r usually flat chested(don't knw why)
They are unsually respectful
They are close to their pastors or guardian

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See what I mean?!



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Mod,do u need glasses to confirm dat this list isn't up to 10?abeg,set aside this list nitòripé èmi ò mò nipa è fa,am telling u.

emusmith:
Nice thread...

I hope they don't misquote you... even if they do... who cares?

thumbs up!

heeheheheehehehe

LadyX:
Ladies don suffer for dis nairaland.

[s]If they're not nice they're told they have attitude problem[/s].
If they're nice it's because they're looking for a husband.

Which one is which?
Tosyne2much

Some of them are true

hehehehehehehehe

cheddahboy:
lemme book space first, I'll read it later Wen am ready to think about marriage, right now na money sure pass.



[s] OP, I need topic like How to Attract Big Men's Daughters [/s].

hehehehehehehe.. No be me go create this one

9iceboi:
Lol. This so true.. There is one ushering in my church... She greets everybody including small children.... But one part I hate abt her is that any time I bring my head down she will tap me nd say " bro wake up dnt give d devil a chance"

Do you want to give the devil a chance before ni

hotgunz:
So wat s d grab the vaseline.... Mean

it means you should use it to masturbateeee.. Hehehehehe [/i]

EroticAngelina:
lol some r true sha

Which one is yours

@Tinubu, you are a clown, though you are soooo right. Got me laughing out loud.

ebenezer4o2:
Mod,do u need glasses to confirm dat this list isn't up to 10?abeg,set aside this list nitòripé èmi ò mò nipa è fa.

people don dey blast me say na so so 10 Types of _____________

Me don reduce am oooo my broda

englishmart:
they join church choir. Singing and dancing with fake voice and high heeled shoes.

They start dialling unknown numbers trying their lucks

this one is dangerous

9iceboi:
Lol. This so true.. There is one ushering in my church... She greets everybody including small children.... But one part I hate abt her is that any time I bring my head down she will tap me nd say " bro wake up dnt give d devil a chance"

No tempt devil ooooOoooo

jvera:
becoming nice is so true

I know you have also become nice else you would have derailed this thread

9iceboi:
Lol. This so true.. There is one ushering in my church... She greets everybody including small children.... But one part I hate abt her is that any time I bring my head down she will tap me nd say " bro wake up dnt give d devil a chance"

lool..akpa amu..i don finally catch you

Tinubu:
Ok

Salt and Maggi to the op's Jolof Rice


1- They become less 'cheerful givers'..... After spending most of their shelf-life generously donating their puna to the male community, they now try to apply the brakes and if possible, acquire Secondary Virgin status...


2- They see every man as a potential husband opportunity... That's why they are always made up and nicely dressed, even if they are not leaving their street... After all she may meet her husband-to-be even on her way to buy Akara or Premier Soap

3- They start panicking and asking all the wrong questions.... When the light of a lady's youth is beginning to dim, that's when she starts insinuating marriage tins on her boyfriend, trying to put words in the poor guy's mouth...That's when they will be like "bae, what are your plans for the future'', or ''Chukwudi, that my ex who is an importer, is really disturbing me for marriage, bae what do you think I should do?'' , etc

4- They start avoiding their family house..... In order to avoid all the sly innuendoes and loaded questions which her parents will always pop at her, she tries to keep out of their jurisdiction, until she has some dude who is ready to bring the introduction 'Aromatic Schnapps'

5- They relocate to another city... After skelewuing their life away in one city, they will most probably relocate to another city to start life afresh, and trap some unfortunate guy who has absolutely no idea about her whoring past ... After all, PROSTITUTION IS ALL ABOUT LOCATION... ASHAWO WEY CHANGE LOCATION NA VIRGIN

The 5th point u raised is xoxo deep... Deeper than a whoring puna...

tosyne2much:
I know you have also become nice else you would have derailed this thread

lol...mine wont get to that stage

Kolade354:
lol badt guy me too don straff ha twice sha.

I hope you got an award for your performance. You sound so proud of yourself. How old are you?

Passing by

IbkD:

I hope you got an award for your performance. You sound so proud of yourself. How old are you?

just 6 yearz old sir.

jvera:
lol...mine wont get to that stage

it means you already have a fiance or you are not yet of marriageable age