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Re: Funny Symptoms That You Are "Due" To Go Get Yourself A Wife! by Nobody: 7:27am On Jan 26, 2015 |
emusmith:Am cool |
Re: Funny Symptoms That You Are "Due" To Go Get Yourself A Wife! by Nobody: 7:28am On Jan 26, 2015 |
Herzumpther: Yea... I have some but not all oo...;P |
Re: Funny Symptoms That You Are "Due" To Go Get Yourself A Wife! by Nobody: 7:30am On Jan 26, 2015 |
emusmith:But you are not due for marriage na. |
Re: Funny Symptoms That You Are "Due" To Go Get Yourself A Wife! by Nobody: 7:31am On Jan 26, 2015 |
Herzumpther: What are you tryna to ask? |
Re: Funny Symptoms That You Are "Due" To Go Get Yourself A Wife! by Nobody: 7:31am On Jan 26, 2015 |
AyokunleRuth: I'm pretty sure you're set for today... |
Re: Funny Symptoms That You Are "Due" To Go Get Yourself A Wife! by Nobody: 7:31am On Jan 26, 2015 |
emusmith:Why should I be asking about the obvious? |
Re: Funny Symptoms That You Are "Due" To Go Get Yourself A Wife! by Nobody: 7:33am On Jan 26, 2015 |
Herzumpther: Just to be sure, I guess and.... |
Re: Funny Symptoms That You Are "Due" To Go Get Yourself A Wife! by Nobody: 7:34am On Jan 26, 2015 |
emusmith:Hian and gini? |
Re: Funny Symptoms That You Are "Due" To Go Get Yourself A Wife! by Nobody: 7:35am On Jan 26, 2015 |
Herzumpther: |
Re: Funny Symptoms That You Are "Due" To Go Get Yourself A Wife! by Nobody: 7:38am On Jan 26, 2015 |
emusmith:Oya go to work. Early Monday morning you are already feeling wife sick you seriously need |
Re: Funny Symptoms That You Are "Due" To Go Get Yourself A Wife! by Nobody: 7:38am On Jan 26, 2015 |
emusmith:All set. you? |
Re: Funny Symptoms That You Are "Due" To Go Get Yourself A Wife! by alberto2k(m): 7:40am On Jan 26, 2015 |
emusmith: Opening a thread at midnight |
Re: Funny Symptoms That You Are "Due" To Go Get Yourself A Wife! by ABEngine(m): 7:48am On Jan 26, 2015 |
He wakes up, rolls right to a void and heaves a heavy sigh like the hydraulic pump of certain trucks. But knife never cut me yet If its an equivalent of pepper getting to sensitive areas then Yes! |
Re: Funny Symptoms That You Are "Due" To Go Get Yourself A Wife! by Michelle55: 7:50am On Jan 26, 2015 |
hmmmm... all d men don due for marriage even d ones wey still dey grow bah? Ok o.. thé truth is dat some of d men r just chronic bachelors !! they love dia space and freedom modan anytin,so @OP no dey waste ur tym dey advice d men cos sum go just read nd pass. |
Re: Funny Symptoms That You Are "Due" To Go Get Yourself A Wife! by Nobody: 8:13am On Jan 26, 2015 |
Michelle55: Michelle, you're right! But, that will be hindering some ladies from being spotted... Are you speaking from experience? |
Re: Funny Symptoms That You Are "Due" To Go Get Yourself A Wife! by Nobody: 8:14am On Jan 26, 2015 |
ABEngine:You're on point! lol |
Re: Funny Symptoms That You Are "Due" To Go Get Yourself A Wife! by Nobody: 8:15am On Jan 26, 2015 |
alberto2k: Night unto Night showeth Knowledge... Not every sleeps dead at night, bro. |
Re: Funny Symptoms That You Are "Due" To Go Get Yourself A Wife! by Nobody: 8:16am On Jan 26, 2015 |
AyokunleRuth: Set and already there... Hope you have a great day... |
Re: Funny Symptoms That You Are "Due" To Go Get Yourself A Wife! by Nobody: 8:17am On Jan 26, 2015 |
Herzumpther: C'mon , who told you that? |
Re: Funny Symptoms That You Are "Due" To Go Get Yourself A Wife! by Nobody: 8:22am On Jan 26, 2015 |
emusmith:Opening a thread at midnight is a symptom. If you have a wife you won't be opening a thread at such hour. 1 Like |
Re: Funny Symptoms That You Are "Due" To Go Get Yourself A Wife! by alberto2k(m): 8:25am On Jan 26, 2015 |
emusmith: Na for meeting dem dey give u d knowledge ba ;-\ Anyways Itz all gud... Whether Night or morning knowledge, All na Knowledge |
Re: Funny Symptoms That You Are "Due" To Go Get Yourself A Wife! by Wuuworld(m): 8:30am On Jan 26, 2015 |
Na bag of sand u go jam if u think say u fit get me through this stage |
Re: Funny Symptoms That You Are "Due" To Go Get Yourself A Wife! by adewasco2k(m): 8:30am On Jan 26, 2015 |
Nneka123: Really? OK...good morning |
Re: Funny Symptoms That You Are "Due" To Go Get Yourself A Wife! by phiszo(m): 8:31am On Jan 26, 2015 |
i'm so over due for marraige. |
Re: Funny Symptoms That You Are "Due" To Go Get Yourself A Wife! by Eljay24(m): 8:31am On Jan 26, 2015 |
When knife cuts him. .. Lol |
Re: Funny Symptoms That You Are "Due" To Go Get Yourself A Wife! by kliq(m): 8:31am On Jan 26, 2015 |
Number 5 |
Re: Funny Symptoms That You Are "Due" To Go Get Yourself A Wife! by huptin(m): 8:31am On Jan 26, 2015 |
you know the funny thing about this writeup? You can get married and still experience some of these problems, infact it could even be worse. |
Re: Funny Symptoms That You Are "Due" To Go Get Yourself A Wife! by Nobody: 8:32am On Jan 26, 2015 |
[quote author=emusmith post=30136358][/quote] Chai! 3,5,6 is so me o! No one fit try no.2 on me cos I am a correct alaye in the market. Infact, market women don know me as Akawo No 1 |
Re: Funny Symptoms That You Are "Due" To Go Get Yourself A Wife! by adewasco2k(m): 8:35am On Jan 26, 2015 |
The only one that gets me angry is when I'm busy on a money making project and I have to cook or go out to eat. Or when I cook a good plenty meal and forgets to put the remaining in the fridge. |
Re: Funny Symptoms That You Are "Due" To Go Get Yourself A Wife! by bejeria101(m): 8:35am On Jan 26, 2015 |
[quote author=emusmith post=30136358][/quote] @OP my definition:this is one very lazy guy period! No be by wife |
Re: Funny Symptoms That You Are "Due" To Go Get Yourself A Wife! by bamidbamid: 8:36am On Jan 26, 2015 |
kayciano:bro which kind incentives b dat o.. |
Re: Funny Symptoms That You Are "Due" To Go Get Yourself A Wife! by eedris07(m): 8:36am On Jan 26, 2015 |
Lolz |
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