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Re: Guys, Has A Lady Ever Deceived You About Being A Virgin ? Share Your Experiences by KingTom(m): 7:55pm On Apr 20, 2015
prettythicksme:
kingtom can lieee ehnnn,infact na all the guys wey dey this thread.God dey cheesy#jacksparrow1207 and stephenqueen come share una lie oooo cheesy :Danyway me dey enjoy dis thread like long thing.Tosyne2much cheesy
Mumu! Try me then for 2002 when I dey 200 level! I for kill you, now I don retire sha grin
Re: Guys, Has A Lady Ever Deceived You About Being A Virgin ? Share Your Experiences by Nobody: 7:56pm On Apr 20, 2015
KingTom:
Mumu! Try me then for 2002 when I dey 200 level! I for kill you, now I don retire sha grin
God dey cheesy
Re: Guys, Has A Lady Ever Deceived You About Being A Virgin ? Share Your Experiences by tosyne2much(m): 7:56pm On Apr 20, 2015
prettythicksme:
kingtom can lieee ehnnn,infact na all the guys wey dey this thread.God dey cheesy#jack.sparrow1207 and stephen.queen come share una lie oooo cheesy :Danyway me dey enjoy dis thread like long thing.Tosyne.2much cheesy
Hehehe cheesy

Or u gat any experience to share ? cheesy
Re: Guys, Has A Lady Ever Deceived You About Being A Virgin ? Share Your Experiences by tosyne2much(m): 7:58pm On Apr 20, 2015
KingTom I hail ur ministry ooooo

More strength 2 ur joystick cheesy

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Re: Guys, Has A Lady Ever Deceived You About Being A Virgin ? Share Your Experiences by KingTom(m): 7:58pm On Apr 20, 2015
prettythicksme:
God dey cheesy
God win! grin
Re: Guys, Has A Lady Ever Deceived You About Being A Virgin ? Share Your Experiences by KingTom(m): 7:58pm On Apr 20, 2015
tosyne2much:
KingTom I hail ur ministry ooooo

More strength 2 ur joystick cheesy
Amen! grin
Re: Guys, Has A Lady Ever Deceived You About Being A Virgin ? Share Your Experiences by Nobody: 7:59pm On Apr 20, 2015
tosyne2much:
Hehehe cheesy

Or u gat any experience to share ? cheesy
naaaa cheesy,thread is for only guys mehnn.
Re: Guys, Has A Lady Ever Deceived You About Being A Virgin ? Share Your Experiences by kinglekan: 8:07pm On Apr 20, 2015
KingTom:
Mumu! You think say na marathon? I just wan prove point, My record is still 35 minutes per round. 8 rounds, grin grin grin

Shatarrrrpppp dere!!

Dr 2mins Noodles.

35mins ko 1 hour ni, u be horse. undecided

Mechionuuuuuu!!!!

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Re: Guys, Has A Lady Ever Deceived You About Being A Virgin ? Share Your Experiences by KingTom(m): 8:10pm On Apr 20, 2015
kinglekan:


Shatarrrrpppp dere!!

Dr 2mins Noodles.

35mins ko 1 hour ni, u be horse. undecided

Mechionuuuuuu!!!!
I weep for your ignorance, does the word "Burantashi" mean anything to you? undecided
Anuofia! grin grin

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Re: Guys, Has A Lady Ever Deceived You About Being A Virgin ? Share Your Experiences by majalisa(m): 8:11pm On Apr 20, 2015
KingTom:
Mumu! You think say na marathon? I just wan prove point, My record is still 35 minutes per round. 8 rounds, grin grin grin
u be robotcum?

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Re: Guys, Has A Lady Ever Deceived You About Being A Virgin ? Share Your Experiences by KingTom(m): 8:12pm On Apr 20, 2015
majalisa:
u be robotcum?
lipsrsealed
Re: Guys, Has A Lady Ever Deceived You About Being A Virgin ? Share Your Experiences by stephenqueen: 8:12pm On Apr 20, 2015
kinglekan:


Shatarrrrpppp dere!!

Dr 2mins Noodles.

35mins ko 1 hour ni, u be horse. undecided

Mechionuuuuuu!!!!
U be mumu o dat mean u no fit lash for hours,

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Re: Guys, Has A Lady Ever Deceived You About Being A Virgin ? Share Your Experiences by stephenqueen: 8:14pm On Apr 20, 2015
KingTom:
I weep for your ignorance, does the word "Burantashi" mean anything to you? undecided
Anuofia! grin grin
No mind amu na learner
Re: Guys, Has A Lady Ever Deceived You About Being A Virgin ? Share Your Experiences by tosyne2much(m): 8:14pm On Apr 20, 2015
See as dem don high jack my thread for my hand

Me wey be OP garner just one share, see as EnglishMart and Alberto2k don rush garner 10 likes and 8 shares

Nawa oooo cheesy

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Re: Guys, Has A Lady Ever Deceived You About Being A Virgin ? Share Your Experiences by KingTom(m): 8:16pm On Apr 20, 2015
stephenqueen:

No mind amu na learner
Na their type dey fall our hands for outside, infact that mumu don vex me sef, I go treat him fückup ! grin grin grin
Re: Guys, Has A Lady Ever Deceived You About Being A Virgin ? Share Your Experiences by tosyne2much(m): 8:18pm On Apr 20, 2015
kinglekan:


Shatarrrrpppp dere!!

Dr 2mins Noodles.

35mins ko 1 hour ni, u be horse. undecided

Mechionuuuuuu!!!!
Men showing superiority and boastful of their bedmatics skills but they end up climaxing after 5 thrust.. Hahahahah cheesy

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Re: Guys, Has A Lady Ever Deceived You About Being A Virgin ? Share Your Experiences by kinglekan: 8:20pm On Apr 20, 2015
KingTom:
I weep for your ignorance, does the word "Burantashi" mean anything to you? undecided
Anuofia! grin grin

Werey ni doci yi sha ooo!!! grin

Chaii so u use am. shocked

*speaking in tongues*
Re: Guys, Has A Lady Ever Deceived You About Being A Virgin ? Share Your Experiences by ronald4lif(m): 8:21pm On Apr 20, 2015
tosyne2much:
Men showing superiority and boastful of their bedmatics skills but they end up climaxing after 5 thrust.. Hahahahah cheesy

You dey mind the woman wrapper doctor. His type will thrust just twice and starts breathing like one who's just ran a 500m race. Yeye dey worry am. cheesy

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Re: Guys, Has A Lady Ever Deceived You About Being A Virgin ? Share Your Experiences by jieta: 8:21pm On Apr 20, 2015
KingTom:
My story is indeed a pathetic one! In 200 level, I had just discovered that having sex with anything in skirt was my calling grin. I was giving myself daily doses of Vitamin S

Fast forward! One nice babe called Angelique, in Biochemistry department, she was drop dead gorgeous, nyash big like Zuma rock. I swore to myself, I must nail this ass.

I got close to her, cracked her ribs, she said she loved my sense of humor. She started visiting my hostel, bringing food and all, one day, I don give those useless Ekiti boys quit notice, the guys come clear area, I spray Air freshener tire, because the kin body odour Awet Ayeni get! Chai shocked

When she arrived, we got talking, we laughed, I laughed and my hand landed on her left boob, squeezing my face, I pretended not to know what I was doing, I made more jokes, she laughed and the melons heaved. Chai, she then up and bent over to pick up my picture gallery. I attack that nyash like bulldog! I was squeezing the soft tissues like Fulani milk maid.

Angelique begged and begged, lai lai, she then said d She was a virgin. Oh I said, I have a thing against popping cherries embarassed. I let her go.

The next Monday, I strolled through Biochemistry department looking for where our Clinical BCM lecture hall was, one girl whom I had seen with Angelique once, came up to me and asked if it was true that I am impotent? Emi? angry For what! Who said so? She said Angelique said you were just looking at her, that you could not do anything! Oluwa eh!!!! shocked

I swore revenge! I later told Angelique to come to the hostel, that I need her help, she said ok. I disinfected my room once again, chai Boluwaji and Ayeni na bad combination. when my "virgin" arrived, she had a gown on her, I said please get my textbook. She bent again, quickly like a python, I slipped on a condom, and reached for her, she said, tom, Tom please don't do this, this is rape! Are you a virgin i asked while inserting The demon into her, No she said, no please oh God, the next thing na moans I begin hear oh, She dey shout things in Ijaw, calling her ancestors. Mumu na me Aworinde you wan carry play? After I finished, she said wow let's do that again, I said I'm sorry, but i am impotent! angry Ijapa Oshi!

tosyne2much, I don comment oh!

grin grin grin
for nairaland u go see proffessional liars and amature liars.

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Re: Guys, Has A Lady Ever Deceived You About Being A Virgin ? Share Your Experiences by kristen12(f): 8:21pm On Apr 20, 2015
I'm here to read lies.
Another female bashing thread by tosyne2much
Re: Guys, Has A Lady Ever Deceived You About Being A Virgin ? Share Your Experiences by kinglekan: 8:22pm On Apr 20, 2015
tosyne2much:
Men showing superiority and boastful of their bedmatics skills but they end up climaxing after 5 thrust.. Hahahahah cheesy

Oga tosin na so ooo!!

Hahhahaha

5 thrust, and the babe be reading news paper while they are at it.

ROTFL...
Re: Guys, Has A Lady Ever Deceived You About Being A Virgin ? Share Your Experiences by KingTom(m): 8:23pm On Apr 20, 2015
kinglekan:


Werey ni doci yi sha ooo!!! grin

Chaii so u use am. shocked

*speaking in tongues*

grin grin guy abeg if you ever use am, make sure say the babe go come oh, if not, hmmmmmmm your trouser go suffer grin grin

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Re: Guys, Has A Lady Ever Deceived You About Being A Virgin ? Share Your Experiences by KingTom(m): 8:23pm On Apr 20, 2015
jieta:
for nairaland u go see proffessional liars and amature liars.
Yes! many "AMATURE" liars! grin grin grin

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Re: Guys, Has A Lady Ever Deceived You About Being A Virgin ? Share Your Experiences by tosyne2much(m): 8:24pm On Apr 20, 2015
kristen12:
I'm here to read lies.
Another female bashing thread by tosyne2much
Bwhahahahahaha rofwlkmd cheesy

You call this female bashing thread ?
Re: Guys, Has A Lady Ever Deceived You About Being A Virgin ? Share Your Experiences by Nobody: 8:25pm On Apr 20, 2015
KingTom:
I weep for your ignorance, does the word "Burantashi" mean anything to you? undecided
Anuofia! grin grin

shocked shocked shocked shocked
Dokita!!!
Re: Guys, Has A Lady Ever Deceived You About Being A Virgin ? Share Your Experiences by KingTom(m): 8:27pm On Apr 20, 2015
tosyne2much:
Men showing superiority and boastful of their bedmatics skills but they end up climaxing after 5 thrust.. Hahahahah cheesy
I don't need to prove it to you guys, just send your babes, a trial will convince you, oga based on my profession, even if I climax after one thrust, the babe go know say she don enter, I know everywhere! I mean EVERYWHERE!!!
grin grin grin

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Re: Guys, Has A Lady Ever Deceived You About Being A Virgin ? Share Your Experiences by KingTom(m): 8:28pm On Apr 20, 2015
jacksparrow1207:


shocked shocked shocked shocked
Dokita!!!
Why you dey shout? grin grin grin
Re: Guys, Has A Lady Ever Deceived You About Being A Virgin ? Share Your Experiences by kristen12(f): 8:28pm On Apr 20, 2015
tosyne2much:
Bwhahahahahaha rofwlkmd cheesy

You call this female bashing thread ?
Yes И̲̮̣̥̅̊α. What is it supposed to be?
Re: Guys, Has A Lady Ever Deceived You About Being A Virgin ? Share Your Experiences by Nobody: 8:29pm On Apr 20, 2015
stephenqueen:

U be mumu o dat mean u no fit lash for hours,
Abeg, the gal Na horse? Hours on top person pikin? D session go become boring sef

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Re: Guys, Has A Lady Ever Deceived You About Being A Virgin ? Share Your Experiences by Nobody: 8:30pm On Apr 20, 2015
KingTom:
Why you dey shout? grin grin grin

Wetin be buratashi? Na person name. I know Bura is________
Re: Guys, Has A Lady Ever Deceived You About Being A Virgin ? Share Your Experiences by kinglekan: 8:30pm On Apr 20, 2015
stephenqueen:

U be mumu o dat mean u no fit lash for hours,

undecided

Lagmostkuit how many seconds does this mumu last in bed with you?
Re: Guys, Has A Lady Ever Deceived You About Being A Virgin ? Share Your Experiences by Nobody: 8:31pm On Apr 20, 2015
kinglekan:


undecided

Lagmostkuit how many seconds does this mumu last in bed with you?

Na cock? Hahahahahaha

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