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Re: Funny Things Children Say Or Do In Their Innocence. by Nobody: 5:28pm On Oct 14, 2015
My daughter collects only #20 from me. She will always ask me to give her *Green Police*. She turns down any other money I give her to hold.



I pray my daughter don't become a police officer tomorrow.

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Re: Funny Things Children Say Or Do In Their Innocence. by Nobody: 5:29pm On Oct 14, 2015
Lalasticlala plz come and move this thread to FP

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Re: Funny Things Children Say Or Do In Their Innocence. by Nobody: 6:35pm On Oct 14, 2015
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Re: Funny Things Children Say Or Do In Their Innocence. by gurunlocker: 6:36pm On Oct 14, 2015
cyara:
So my neighbour's daughter decided to pray for my sister, She lifted up my sister's hand and the next thing she said was "your armpit will not die in Jesus name.
lol
Re: Funny Things Children Say Or Do In Their Innocence. by Leyemoshood: 6:38pm On Oct 14, 2015
Funny stuffs hehehehe

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Re: Funny Things Children Say Or Do In Their Innocence. by TrollTrap: 6:39pm On Oct 14, 2015
Meeeehn to born pikin don dey hungry me now angry angry

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Re: Funny Things Children Say Or Do In Their Innocence. by Nobody: 6:39pm On Oct 14, 2015
smiley
Totfulguy:
I was playing with my daughter 2+ and she goes "Daaaaddyyyy" and I looked up and she goes "Close your eyes" and I complied. Next she goes "Close your mouth" I did. "Close your ears", I did and she said "Close your head". And I said "Angel I dont know how to do that one. In the end she asked me to close "Teeth, Leg, face etc. Hmmm! What can I say...She is my branch manager.

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Re: Funny Things Children Say Or Do In Their Innocence. by Nobody: 6:39pm On Oct 14, 2015
TrollTrap:
Meeeehn to born pikin don dey hungry me now angry angry

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Re: Funny Things Children Say Or Do In Their Innocence. by Pidggin(f): 6:43pm On Oct 14, 2015
I like the way my niece pronounces her own name, she's Sophia but she calls herself "Toppiaaa" grin

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Re: Funny Things Children Say Or Do In Their Innocence. by mysticdollar(f): 6:44pm On Oct 14, 2015
One day my lil nephew of 4yrs came to our house he was playing to rough my mum just said I will flog u d next thing he said was I will tell my mum my mum just said i will also tell my mum the next he just told my mum u don't a mum u are a big mum how would u have a mum

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Re: Funny Things Children Say Or Do In Their Innocence. by Flashh: 6:45pm On Oct 14, 2015
Chai! See as mothers full this thread with hilarious comments.

We go see them for another thread dey claim virgin. grin

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Re: Funny Things Children Say Or Do In Their Innocence. by toyese01(m): 6:47pm On Oct 14, 2015
Nah only ladies Dey share dia childs experience ni? If †̥ say I don born now I for talk my own but all thesame my younder bro of 3yrs old always crack our ribs by speaking grmmer e.g he mish ur own ( is it ur own) †̥ђε boy nah pako like Me sha

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Re: Funny Things Children Say Or Do In Their Innocence. by Luckygurl(f): 6:48pm On Oct 14, 2015
Me: Daddy buy something for me while coming back smiley

Dad: I'll buy nothing for you when coming back

Me: yes! Don't forget to buy nothing for me oo grin grin

Announcing to anyone who cares to listen, Daddy will buy nothing for meeee cheesy grin

A shocker awaits me when he comes back...

Me: Dad where;s the nothing you promised to buy angry angry sad sad

Dad: I bought nothing na grin grin

Lol!! Obviously he got something for me but having a little fun with my supposed ignorance ain't a bad thing I guess.

My family still teases me with it till this day cheesy cheesy

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Re: Funny Things Children Say Or Do In Their Innocence. by IceDude(m): 6:48pm On Oct 14, 2015
Totfulguy:
I think this will be a good relief from the load of bad news we get all over the place. I belief it will be nice to hear your fun moments with your little ones at home. Children in their innocence say and do very funny things. We will like to hear your experience. Let me share mine.
Listen to this conversion between my 4 year old nephew and his father who is a sound engineer. They are in the living room and his father was fixing a microphone and has just dropped it on the table. His son walks in and picks up the microphone.

Father: Sampson drop the microphone I don't want it to fall from your hand.

Son: (Hiding the microphone behind his back) It is not your crophone. It is Mycrophone.

I couldn't laugh more.
LMAO.....That lil boy is very intelligent

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Re: Funny Things Children Say Or Do In Their Innocence. by Amyceilyn(f): 6:48pm On Oct 14, 2015
Lol, really nice...cnt wait to hav mine

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Re: Funny Things Children Say Or Do In Their Innocence. by misreal(m): 6:48pm On Oct 14, 2015
I love babies

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Re: Funny Things Children Say Or Do In Their Innocence. by Holuwakemmy16(f): 6:50pm On Oct 14, 2015
Wow children are very funny hmm I can't wait to get married and started having my own

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Re: Funny Things Children Say Or Do In Their Innocence. by ideyhere(f): 6:52pm On Oct 14, 2015
My kid sister came back from school one day so happy that she had already finished her assignment. We were like how come? She said they have them composition about your friend so she wrote about herself and the friend also wrote about herself and they exchanged it. When asked her reason, she said since they didn't know each others birthday or where each lived, they decided to write about myself and exchange. I was like Omoh see sense ooh

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Re: Funny Things Children Say Or Do In Their Innocence. by Nobody: 6:52pm On Oct 14, 2015
ECOTERRORS:
My daughter collects only #20 from me. She will always ask me to give her *Green Police*. She turns down any other money I give her to hold.



I pray my daughter don't become a police officer tomorrow.
Awwww! So u have a daughter. Congrats. Please don't quarrel with anyone again on social media. Read an earlier post. Congrats again

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Re: Funny Things Children Say Or Do In Their Innocence. by Shaadey: 6:52pm On Oct 14, 2015
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Re: Funny Things Children Say Or Do In Their Innocence. by ideyhere(f): 6:52pm On Oct 14, 2015
My kid sister came back from school one day so happy that she had already finished her assignment. We were like how come? She said they gave them composition about your friend so she wrote about herself and the friend also wrote about herself and they exchanged it. When asked her reason, she said since they didn't know each others birthday or where each lived, they decided to write about myself and exchange. I was like Omoh see sense ooh

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Re: Funny Things Children Say Or Do In Their Innocence. by isokey: 6:53pm On Oct 14, 2015
Reading through all these post, i cant just help but laugh. Children are indeed wonderful gifts from God. I pray God's visitation for every home in need of this miracle and a safe delivery for all pregnant women. Cant wait to have mine!

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Re: Funny Things Children Say Or Do In Their Innocence. by EsteriAyaba: 6:53pm On Oct 14, 2015
cyara:
So my neighbour's daughter decided to pray for my sister, She lifted up my sister's hand and the next thing she said was "your armpit will not die in Jesus name.
Re: Funny Things Children Say Or Do In Their Innocence. by lonelydora: 6:54pm On Oct 14, 2015
Me: Ezinne, will you eat Rice or beans or both.

Ezinne: I will eat both.

Me: Okay

Ezinne: but uncle, what is both?

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Re: Funny Things Children Say Or Do In Their Innocence. by montezz(f): 6:55pm On Oct 14, 2015
cyara:
So my neighbour's daughter decided to pray for my sister, She lifted up my sister's hand and the next thing she said was "your armpit will not die in Jesus name.
lmao

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Re: Funny Things Children Say Or Do In Their Innocence. by Cetona(f): 6:56pm On Oct 14, 2015
My 3+ nephew used to call me 'Edu' (Yoruba word for charcoal) instead of Idowu undecided. Now his 1+ sister calls me 'Owu' (yoruba word for thread). These kids have completely messed with my name grin.

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Re: Funny Things Children Say Or Do In Their Innocence. by Nobody: 6:56pm On Oct 14, 2015
Zuriela:
My 2yr+ daughter was putting a phone charger(not plugged) in her mouth, so my 5yr old nephew was yelling my name to come quickly. When I got to and asked what d problem was, he said 'Ur daughter wants to charge herself' with fear all over him.
I had a good laugh thereafter.

yeeeeeehh..ahhahahahahaha
Re: Funny Things Children Say Or Do In Their Innocence. by misreal(m): 6:57pm On Oct 14, 2015
I gave a child fifty naira, he gets angry and says he needed the two five naira notes I had in my hand saying "I need two money not one money".me sef con comply.

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Re: Funny Things Children Say Or Do In Their Innocence. by IceDude(m): 6:58pm On Oct 14, 2015
Zuriela:
My 2yr+ daughter was putting a phone charger(not plugged) in her mouth, so my 5yr old nephew was yelling my name to come quickly. When I got to and asked what d problem was, he said 'Ur daughter wants to charge herself' with fear all over him.
I had a good laugh thereafter.
Hahahahahahaha, children are just too funny. Cant wait to have mine

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Re: Funny Things Children Say Or Do In Their Innocence. by lilmizwierd(f): 6:59pm On Oct 14, 2015
The baby in my house doesn't behave like one at Nine months you won't believe the things he does You need to hear him singing Frank Edward Okaka :O :O :O . Today my mother was counting money He just crawled close and took #1000 from her, normally when he takes money he returns it but today the nigga started running. It took combined effort to collect the money . Since he was wailing I decided to give him #50 He refused and kept demanding for the #1000 . I just couldnt believe my eyes cheesy cheesy cheesy
He's an Ibo boy sha

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