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Re: Ladies,.. What Are The Funniest Things Guys Toasting You Have Said? by Nobody: 8:55am On Dec 30, 2015 |
Re: Ladies,.. What Are The Funniest Things Guys Toasting You Have Said? by PrinceEvolution(m): 9:00am On Dec 30, 2015 |
engrshakespeare:you can put the blame on me...lol |
Re: Ladies,.. What Are The Funniest Things Guys Toasting You Have Said? by Nobody: 9:03am On Dec 30, 2015 |
Ladies here, please educate me on this one. Couple of times I had met admirable girls, on noticing I have my attention drawn to them, they soon bring out their phones and start fiddling with them. I'm often at a loss at this point. Does it mean they wanted to exchange numbers?. |
Re: Ladies,.. What Are The Funniest Things Guys Toasting You Have Said? by ddaammyy(f): 9:05am On Dec 30, 2015 |
Sincere4u:sero hate sero sewun tiwi eluwun elewun sewun hate. this is my empty hen nomba 2 Likes |
Re: Ladies,.. What Are The Funniest Things Guys Toasting You Have Said? by Sleekyshuga(f): 9:08am On Dec 30, 2015 |
wordbank:Doing good... You? Compliments of the season .. |
Re: Ladies,.. What Are The Funniest Things Guys Toasting You Have Said? by tr3y(m): 9:10am On Dec 30, 2015 |
YourMain: Where are you from? |
Re: Ladies,.. What Are The Funniest Things Guys Toasting You Have Said? by Nobody: 9:12am On Dec 30, 2015 |
ddaammyy: People you've seen it now. |
Re: Ladies,.. What Are The Funniest Things Guys Toasting You Have Said? by geez18(m): 9:12am On Dec 30, 2015 |
ddaammyy: you've got issues bae |
Re: Ladies,.. What Are The Funniest Things Guys Toasting You Have Said? by temmypotter(m): 9:15am On Dec 30, 2015 |
Trying to chyke girls with cheeky lines is so outdated.. I'm kinda introverted but. Quite sensitive.. Here's what a real man does.. Solid eye contacts... There's a whole lot that can be said with the eyeballs.. Most importantly of all.. Is that it introduces some kinda intrigue.. Mystery and ''dark'' sophistication... If at all you gotta speak to the girl..first put in check all other things apart from your lines..your dressing, composure, accent(don't fake it.. But then don't sound too igbotic or yorubaish..''Hausaish'' is cool tho.. Girls find it sexy'') , scent ,voice, charisma, confidence and pls don't look desperate.. Make it seem like its just one of those days You wanna talk up.. Make her laugh.. When she laughs, she's relaxed.. When she's relaxed, she talks... Jackpot!.. From there.. Its smooth sail to paradise. Personally.. I'v never had to the talking.. My job stops at the eye contact thingy.. Next thing I know.. A strange number calls up.. Trust me.. Girls can be desperate too.. Its just funny how sometimes they like to do the work too... They know the kinda guys they form for... its challenging when girls see their charm doesn't hold no effect on you like it does on the sea of their desperate toasters and cheeky lines droppers... And you don't have to be Dangote's child for this.. Although a lil money does help and good looks too.. We are thankful for that. #my humble opinion. 3 Likes |
Re: Ladies,.. What Are The Funniest Things Guys Toasting You Have Said? by ddaammyy(f): 9:17am On Dec 30, 2015 |
Sincere4u:lolxxxxxxxxxxx. Na u talk am o |
Re: Ladies,.. What Are The Funniest Things Guys Toasting You Have Said? by dadebayo1(m): 9:18am On Dec 30, 2015 |
ddaammyy: Yes dear... I beta pass my neigbour ni o.. Do not despise days of small beginings oooo... He who puts on small gen to toast today can put on big mikano to toast tomorrow ooo... With fuel at #86:50kobo, 4 litres of fuel @ #346 and #50 engine oil mixed with fuel will give me access to 8hrs of uninterrupted electricity supply to TOAST dammy for 8hrs oo... The big gen will consume more fuel ooo and ajimobi is still owing 3months salary.... |
Re: Ladies,.. What Are The Funniest Things Guys Toasting You Have Said? by ddaammyy(f): 9:19am On Dec 30, 2015 |
geez18:tnx |
Re: Ladies,.. What Are The Funniest Things Guys Toasting You Have Said? by deyemia: 9:20am On Dec 30, 2015 |
Echelle: This bros is not right in the head! |
Re: Ladies,.. What Are The Funniest Things Guys Toasting You Have Said? by ddaammyy(f): 9:24am On Dec 30, 2015 |
dadebayo1:jeeeeeeeeeeezzzz. U be onye awusa o. By the time u are done toasting me for 8 hrs, my broda I for don black pass charcoal So no tnx for the toasting |
Re: Ladies,.. What Are The Funniest Things Guys Toasting You Have Said? by Nobody: 9:25am On Dec 30, 2015 |
vybzkartel:Hehe, are girls bread? |
Re: Ladies,.. What Are The Funniest Things Guys Toasting You Have Said? by Nobody: 9:26am On Dec 30, 2015 |
Re: Ladies,.. What Are The Funniest Things Guys Toasting You Have Said? by Nobody: 9:29am On Dec 30, 2015 |
I thought this was meant to be a ladies thread? What's with all the guys commenting? Might as well chip in. Me; i want you to be my girlfriend. Her: are you crazy? You're dating my sister! Me: just because you have a nokia phone doesn't mean you can't get a blackberry. Duhhh it worked so well that my friends started coming to me for dating advice. |
Re: Ladies,.. What Are The Funniest Things Guys Toasting You Have Said? by missingrib(f): 9:34am On Dec 30, 2015 |
Jayjay0:you got bad mouth....is ur type that have the worst pick up line... |
Re: Ladies,.. What Are The Funniest Things Guys Toasting You Have Said? by dadebayo1(m): 9:37am On Dec 30, 2015 |
ddaammyy: Haaaaa..... Have you not heard about the process used in obtaining RAW GOLD..... If the extracts can be subjected to high intensity of heat what stops one from spending 8hrs to toast the precious gem "Dammy" that worths far more than GOLD...... Black is beautiful dear and charcoal is even more beautiful when ignited... Chaiiii my sweetheart must not catch me here oooo.... Off i go back to Family section. |
Re: Ladies,.. What Are The Funniest Things Guys Toasting You Have Said? by ddaammyy(f): 9:43am On Dec 30, 2015 |
Heheheheee cheater alert! I will tell her for u dadebayo1: |
Re: Ladies,.. What Are The Funniest Things Guys Toasting You Have Said? by Nobody: 9:47am On Dec 30, 2015 |
HateU2:How do you expect to know what toasting is with the kind of message on your profile?. |
Re: Ladies,.. What Are The Funniest Things Guys Toasting You Have Said? by eagleccentric(m): 9:48am On Dec 30, 2015 |
Greatest toast line i ever heard from a bro who had been toasting a chic for so long and she kept rebuffing him; Guy: You have an evil spirit and i'm the only one that can deliver you... 2 Likes |
Re: Ladies,.. What Are The Funniest Things Guys Toasting You Have Said? by Lanceslot(m): 9:55am On Dec 30, 2015 |
YourMain:Good evening. |
Re: Ladies,.. What Are The Funniest Things Guys Toasting You Have Said? by Nobody: 9:56am On Dec 30, 2015 |
Sincere4u:ehn ehn! U don view am abi? |
Re: Ladies,.. What Are The Funniest Things Guys Toasting You Have Said? by Nobody: 9:58am On Dec 30, 2015 |
HateU2:Why I no go view am when you hate people. |
Re: Ladies,.. What Are The Funniest Things Guys Toasting You Have Said? by Nobody: 10:02am On Dec 30, 2015 |
Sincere4u:It's for those peeps who hate me, u hate me? |
Re: Ladies,.. What Are The Funniest Things Guys Toasting You Have Said? by Nobody: 10:06am On Dec 30, 2015 |
I once told a lady.............."Wow! I never thought of the day i'd meet the only lady God used a whole month in creating her smile" |
Re: Ladies,.. What Are The Funniest Things Guys Toasting You Have Said? by dadebayo1(m): 10:08am On Dec 30, 2015 |
ddaammyy: Heheheheh........ I am a teacher and not a cheater.... I like your white top.... Hope you like my tie toooooo? Just did small aproko on your profile picture... Pz needs to substitute the lady in the toothpaste pack with your own picture.... #beautifulWhiteTeeth. A lady that can maintain a set of beautiful white teeth can definitely maintain a beautiful home...
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Re: Ladies,.. What Are The Funniest Things Guys Toasting You Have Said? by areeo(m): 10:13am On Dec 30, 2015 |
[quote author=ladyF post=41462655] nobody dey toast me With your profile picture,no one dares toasting you |
Re: Ladies,.. What Are The Funniest Things Guys Toasting You Have Said? by Psylas(m): 10:13am On Dec 30, 2015 |
Cholls:you are free to lie o, nobody will ban you |
Re: Ladies,.. What Are The Funniest Things Guys Toasting You Have Said? by Nobody: 10:42am On Dec 30, 2015 |
bobbyluis: Yeah in Ireland and the U.K. Woah I could never slap someone |
Re: Ladies,.. What Are The Funniest Things Guys Toasting You Have Said? by Nobody: 10:43am On Dec 30, 2015 |
You are too young for me, otherwise i would have asked you out.. Story.. |
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