icewinz:
I think the funniest thing i ever said to a girl while trying to break the ice and get on with the toasting was i saying,(she was on lot of jewelries)-me:watsap bea,i love your jewelries her-(smiles), me- i think even your smile was made of 12K gold,and your entire oufit around 100million USD.

She luaghed.

Her: if i could have worth all that my father could have sold me.
(we all luaghed).
The a lil,chat,i collected her digits, and till today she be my paddy cuase it turn out to be friendship.
#thumpsuptosimplegirls.

bros how u manage enter friend zone na... as we enter 2016 I decree u moving out of the friend zone and Into her promised land. lol. say amen?

dyadeleye:


Will show you her pix later on... Maybe a year after our anniversary#YouKnowWhatIMean#

lol #WhaDoYouMean

Sleekyshuga:

ROTFL

guy u funny

YourMain:

What ?

MyMain

guys have said lots of stuff just to get to a girls pant

YourMain:


Lol it's okay. And it was 50 euros

Uhmmm,
Red velvet 42€
Use change buy carton of gala
Dash me small

I think d funniest words I ever used to break the ice was:

ME: good afternoon
Chick: afternoon
Me: Are u heading towards June 12 ?
Chick: yah
:Me: mind if I tag along? so I keep the womanisers off you. , while building up my street cred by walking wit dis pretty lady.
Chick: blushes ... you sound like a womanizer sef
ME:..-nah ! Am retired . AM ACTUALLY SURPRISED U REPLYNG ME I ONCE TRIED TALKING TO YOU & U SNUBBED ME (na lie o I never c am b4 for my life ). hahaha works almost every time.

d babe go start dey give excuse or reasons for an event that never occurred .

ladyF:
nobody dey toast me

cuzu r gay

lordprosh:

Y na??.. U 4ck up.. I don't toast.. D girls do the chasing nd I do the picking.. I still get d jaz if yhu nid

oya na

Echelle:
oya na

Lemme jst drop the recipe some ordas can use em too

1. Be a cool guy
2. Be nyc
3. Be friendly(to some level sha)
4. Be smart nd intelligent (babes no like mumu guys)
5. Try as much as posible to look dapper always
6. Be NEAT!!!! (No odour of any kind.)
7. Be polite..

If u can mix dem together.. My guy u no nid eat her mess b4 she fall 4 u.. Been using it nd its still working

WARNING!!!. Kip ur GF nd SIS away 4rm ME

Mcowubaba:
Success in ur quest..

thanks

sunsky29:
Today is my birthday..I have been on a low key since morning...nairalanders please show a bro some love

Happy birthday, more grease to your elbow! next year will be greater than this for you!

He: may I know the name behind this beautiful face

Me: please go back and learn , those words are outdated....mtewww

Today,...now my hubby, .my husband, the attitude I gave even attracted him more

He: may I know the name behind this beautiful face

Me: please go back and learn , those words are outdated....mtewww

Today,...now my hubby, .my husband, the attitude I gave even attracted him more

He: may I know the name behind this beautiful face

Me: please go back and learn , those words are outdated....mtewww

Today,...now my hubby, .my husband, the attitude I gave even attracted him more

Do guys still toast sha?

Jayjay0:
Even ugly ass girls that have never been approached in their lifetime will still come here and lie...

Well

Guy u no try oooo.... [color=#990000][/color]

ddaammyy:
Following to know how it goes cos hv neva been "toasted"

Just give me your heart and I promise to be your scapegoat...how u feel now as I don toast u?

ladyF:
nobody dey toast me

...I think there's just something about a lady constantly screaming,"it's LADY F AGAIN " coupled with a profile picture of a raving mad dog...

Lol. Just kidding

Been long I chyked a girl. Nature keep doing it for me effortlessly.

When I was 15 or so, I remembered telling a girl that my brother had money, and that I would take care of her if she would say yes.

Now, my cousins and nephews use me to chyke women not because of money but reputation

you are the only egg in my egg roll,without u it will turn to buns.....primary sch rhyme








I saw u walking inside d rain and I gave u an umbrella....mtcheew,why not use Highlander jeep carry me

Jayjay0:
Even ugly ass girls that have never been approached in their lifetime will still come here and lie...

Well

and that wz harsh

Pls if u give me a chance,il break all protocols for u.......and am lyk,protocols?really?dis aint a court issue dammit!

MrsPhyno:
Omg. This may ruin my NL persona but imma just say it cause it sticks out in my mind cause it shocked me and I laughed even tho I shouldn't have

He was like "I wanna kiss ur lips..... Then move up to your belly button"

Eziokwu nne?? I wl tell phyno


#YOLO

lordprosh:

Lemme jst drop the recipe some ordas can use em too

1. Be a cool guy
2. Be nyc
3. Be friendly(to some level sha)
4. Be smart nd intelligent (babes no like mumu guys)
5. Try as much as posible to look dapper always
6. Be NEAT!!!! (No odour of any kind.)
7. Be polite..

If u can mix dem together.. My guy u no nid eat her mess b4 she fall 4 u.. Been using it nd its still working

WARNING!!!. Kip ur GF nd SIS away 4rm ME

lordprosh:

Lemme jst drop the recipe some ordas can use em too

1. Be a cool guy
2. Be nyc
3. Be friendly(to some level sha)
4. Be smart nd intelligent (babes no like mumu guys)
5. Try as much as posible to look dapper always
6. Be NEAT!!!! (No odour of any kind.)
7. Be polite..

If u can mix dem together.. My guy u no nid eat her mess b4 she fall 4 u.. Been using it nd its still working

WARNING!!!. Kip ur GF nd SIS away 4rm ME

Jayjay0:
Even ugly ass girls that have never been approached in their lifetime will still come here and lie...

Well

dey lie with pride ooo. . .useless biatchess...


#YOLO

YourMain:


Its such a disgusting way to treat a person and I hate it so much ugh. Or them fellas that bark when you walk by. Why ?

Sigh. But what can you do

You sound like a happy n exciting person. Wouldn't mind to meet u.

One Day I Met A Girl On A Not Too Crowded Road, I Was Like Hello Sweety, Please Can I Tell You Something, She Stopped And I Said Straight To Her, Girl Honestly You Are The Most Beautiful Girl I Have Ever Seen Since One Hour Ago And I Like You Do You Know Why ? She Said Why And I Said BECAUSE IT'S TOO EARLY FOR ME TO SAY I LOVE YOU ... She Was Still Laughing While We Boarded The Same Car Going Straight To My House !!!

ddaammyy:
Following to know how it goes cos hv neva been "toasted"

can I toast u?

na mtn cause all dis 1nce tell dem to stop sending lame toasting tips

"Can I be your assistant boyfriend"? If the lady says she has a boyfriend...lol

Choi... Lmao... I can't believe I read everything you guys have spewed out here.... Now am going to sleep... AY. And Basket mouth done loose customer...