Let's say you just broke up with your cheating BF/GF.
1. Our breakup was due to religious differences.He thought he was God. I didn’t.

2. You are online, am online but we don’t talk to each other because pride is also online.

3. Sorry heart closed until further notice.

4. Dont be a woman that needs a man, be a woman a man needs.

5. Treat every part of your towel nicely because the part that wipes your buttocks today will wipe your face tomorrow.

6. I don’t hate you, but if you were on fire and I had a glass of water I’ll drink it and let my skin glow for another guy.

7. If you call me and I don’t pick, wait,I will call you back if I need to talk to you. I don’t have your kidney.

8. If you think am ignoring you, you are right…I always have my phone in my hand 24/7

9. You were my cup of tea but I drink champagne now.

10. The only thing in life that I will force is my jeans over my ass..Nothing else! Not friendships or relationships# Take a hike.

11. Blocking is for weak bi%%ches,I want you to see my sh#@t and cry.

12. If you come for my man, I’ll come for your dad and we will go shopping with your fees.

13. I discovered flying with eagles and stopped walking with chicken.

14. If you have an opinion about my life raise your hand. Now put it over your mouth.

15. Sometimes you have to play the role of a fool to fool the fool who think they are fooling you.




http://www.newsdoggen.org/2016/08/15-whatsapp-status-text-that-will-make.html

Really deep.......There's really a thin line between love and hate.

............ And the oldest of them all, that we grew up hearing is this 'GOD, let my enemies live long, so they can see what i will become in the future'.

Who get time? Never had problems with any of my ex after break up, they are good friends with me. And we help each other out with stuffs.

well i respect love alot, whatever reason that makes sm1 become an ex should b worth it and I don't play post relationship games to hurt, insult, cause regret or score cheap points

All these poo still come down to one thing!!!

Your kitty cat was eaten, get over it!!!

same old story

rummeh:
Let's say you just broke up with your cheating BF/GF.
1. Our breakup was due to religious differences.He thought he was God. I didn’t.

2. You are online, am online but we don’t talk to each other because pride is also online.

3. Sorry heart closed until further notice.

4. Dont be a woman that needs a man, be a woman a man needs.

5. Treat every part of your towel nicely because the part that wipes your buttocks today will wipe your face tomorrow.

6. I don’t hate you, but if you were on fire and I had a glass of water I’ll drink it and let my skin glow for another guy.

7. If you call me and I don’t pick, wait,I will call you back if I need to talk to you. I don’t have your kidney.

8. If you think am ignoring you, you are right…I always have my phone in my hand 24/7

9. You were my cup of tea but I drink champagne now.

10. The only thing in life that I will force is my jeans over my ass..Nothing else! Not friendships or relationships# Take a hike.

11. Blocking is for weak bi%%ches,I want you to see my sh#@t and cry.

12. If you come for my man, I’ll come for your dad and we will go shopping with your fees.

13. I discovered flying with eagles and stopped walking with chicken.

14. If you have an opinion about my life raise your hand. Now put it over your mouth.

15. Sometimes you have to play the role of a fool to fool the fool who think they are fooling you.


lalsticlala, Seun, Rocktation.


http://www.newsdoggen.org/2016/08/15-whatsapp-status-text-that-will-make.html

Updating whatsapp status cos of a break up? Do pple still do that?

FreeSpirited:
Really deep.......There's really a thin line between love and hate.

Really really thin line.

Nothing emotional about those crap written up there

For me once ur am "ex" dats it...no feelings watsoeva....unless ofcourse just to bang u.

recycled

Like I'll even care to check an ex's update... Gone is gone.

If you go to this length just to make him cry, it shows that you still care, or worse still you are bitter. Chances are the nigga has 'chopped and clean mouth', he doesnt give a damn about you, probably doesnt have your number on whatsapp anymore.

These are status used by an Ex who is still hung up

where is the tears na ?

It is only a childish, too emotional and bitter person that will scoop so low to do this kind of shiiit!


If your partner thinks you're not good enough for him or her, just take a smile out of the relationship and relax for you will surely be the best for the person who deserve you.

All these sound cool but I think the best thing to do is to completely ignore and focus on more important stuff. Putting all these up on your status shows that you are still thinking about them

All these are just childish

I'd pass, better to remain friends than enemies.

Shebi if d guy still get her on his list dat is when he will b seeing yeye statues.......

lolzzz.... like seriously
I don't even remember my ex...y will I be changing status for a fool.
he does not worth it abeg.

only joblessness and loneliness can make me to be changing my status every now and then.

wht will b my gain nt evry relationship end in marriage for crying out loud

Whatever happened to 'delete' if you're that heart-broken?

Updating a status because of an ex?

Then, it means I have not grown.

Snowangel4:
lolzzz.... like seriously
I don't even remember my ex...y will I be changing status for a fool.
he does not worth it abeg.

only joblessness and loneliness can make make me to be changing my status every now and then.

If you can call an ex a fool, you indirectly say that you were poor to judge his acceptance in the first place.

An ex is supposed to be a friend that you both agreed to disagree on sustaining a relationship.

Unless your parting was acrimonious.

Its so disheartening how people are so proud to say that they have been in so many failed relationships.. ..

Some people have EXes... . To me its more of commercializing relationship.

If you have more than one EX pls examine ur self, you might as well be the problem cos an EX is enough to teach the required lesson.

I attended the wedding ceremony of my EX, she was bold to introduce Me to her hubby as her EX, they took my gift and we had a picture together. ....

This is because we separated with maturity on common ground . ...

And that is the first and only relationship i have had so far.... My next must be my wife.. .


Pls can you Count ur EX

only proves how pained you are

.

Is it s competition ,don't get me wrong ...d one thing I don't use most often is emotion ...my ex hate me because she think am STOIC