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Re: Nigerians On Twitter List Hilarious Things They'll Do If Reborn As Opposite Sex by dacuteguy(m): 12:08pm On Jan 18, 2017
mhisbliss:
if i were a boy I'd be a very handsome one, date only one girl who i really liked through out my life

Never flaunt six packs

Keep beard

Bodybuilder

Play basketball

Be a very intelligent nerd

Neva be a womanizing jerk

Be a lover not a playa
smiley

Re: Nigerians On Twitter List Hilarious Things They'll Do If Reborn As Opposite Sex by Nobody: 12:11pm On Jan 18, 2017
haryothosyn93:
I for be Ashawo shapana
u ain't pretty enough cheesy u won't get any customers grin
Re: Nigerians On Twitter List Hilarious Things They'll Do If Reborn As Opposite Sex by Nobody: 12:12pm On Jan 18, 2017
Urghh wouldnt want to be a guy jareh.. If i sha were to be, i wud just stare at my hopefully sexy body all day tongue

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Re: Nigerians On Twitter List Hilarious Things They'll Do If Reborn As Opposite Sex by Nobody: 12:13pm On Jan 18, 2017
Fedayeen02:
I will reply every PM sent by guys on Nairaland
cheesy
And meet some nutty dudes. U gone learn grin
Re: Nigerians On Twitter List Hilarious Things They'll Do If Reborn As Opposite Sex by shibanbo(m): 12:13pm On Jan 18, 2017
Tokziby:
See the evil side of people manifesting... olosho guys and vasline girls tongue... God knew our souls before creating us, thats why HE is A PERFECT GOD.

you said it all
Re: Nigerians On Twitter List Hilarious Things They'll Do If Reborn As Opposite Sex by Harwoyeez(m): 12:19pm On Jan 18, 2017
Rotfl at the rod btw legs, the kondo isn't at all times hard na grin shocked
Deseo:
Hmmm coming back as a guy? Hmmmm nothing o. I enjoy being a girl jare can't even think of what I'd do besides begging God to give me back my gender.

But I've always wondered how it feels to walk around bare chested. undecided

How do you guys even walk around comfortably with a rod in-between your legs? How is it that you don't burst you balls? lipsrsealed

Re: Nigerians On Twitter List Hilarious Things They'll Do If Reborn As Opposite Sex by Nobody: 12:20pm On Jan 18, 2017
Beyonce If I were a Boy grin
Re: Nigerians On Twitter List Hilarious Things They'll Do If Reborn As Opposite Sex by Nobody: 12:21pm On Jan 18, 2017
LecciGucci:
LOL THIS GUYS ARE CRAZY IMAGINING THIS LOOKS DISGUSTIN TO ME... I THNK GOD IM A MAN OH.. COZ I FOR DEY REGRET...
NOTHING BEATS THRUSTING A GAL WIT UR ROCKY BONER tongue..

AND STARING AT HER and HEARING THOSE PAINFUL MOANING.. MAKES IT MORE ENJOYABLE tongue.
Gives u dat feeling of "YES IM D MAN" tongue
N makes u even get harder bonner tongue

VERY WONDERFUL EXPERIENCE grin

shocked and this wild boy has been free all these years wreaking havoc?!
go an marry tongue

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Re: Nigerians On Twitter List Hilarious Things They'll Do If Reborn As Opposite Sex by Eastactivist: 12:25pm On Jan 18, 2017
Deseo:
Hmmm coming back as a guy? Hmmmm nothing o. I enjoy being a girl jare can't even think of what I'd do besides begging God to give me back my gender.

But I've always wondered how it feels to walk around bare chested. undecided

How do you guys even walk around comfortably with a rod in-between your legs? How is it that you don't burst you balls? lipsrsealed


grin this one caught me joorh, cheesy Abeg when balls turn ballon??
Why e go burst, cheesy but no tryam with your bf... Painful as hell lipsrsealed

Re: Nigerians On Twitter List Hilarious Things They'll Do If Reborn As Opposite Sex by Nobody: 12:27pm On Jan 18, 2017
Be a LovePeddler , flirt around, do plenty bad things and eventually get married to an asshole. Shey na wetin ona 1 hear

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Re: Nigerians On Twitter List Hilarious Things They'll Do If Reborn As Opposite Sex by Nomfanelo99(f): 12:28pm On Jan 18, 2017
I'll be like next life !!! being a guy sucks
Re: Nigerians On Twitter List Hilarious Things They'll Do If Reborn As Opposite Sex by ang4156(f): 12:29pm On Jan 18, 2017
If I came back a man would want a big cucumber. There would be no baby mama dramas or faked pregnancy scares. A life without a period, ahh, glorious.
Re: Nigerians On Twitter List Hilarious Things They'll Do If Reborn As Opposite Sex by Eastactivist: 12:31pm On Jan 18, 2017
hottadiva:
I'll probably jump around so that my giginli twirls in circles grin

Why?? Each gender is unique in its own way...
That People sucks, should be across divide...

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Re: Nigerians On Twitter List Hilarious Things They'll Do If Reborn As Opposite Sex by Eastactivist: 12:32pm On Jan 18, 2017
ang4156:
If I came back a man would want a big cucumber. There would be no baby mama dramas or faked pregnancy scares. A life without a period, ahh, glorious.
Better don't get broke... Else
Re: Nigerians On Twitter List Hilarious Things They'll Do If Reborn As Opposite Sex by jamislaw(m): 12:32pm On Jan 18, 2017
makydee:
There's nothing like having balls cheesy
see your life too much porn has corrupt your poor part.
Re: Nigerians On Twitter List Hilarious Things They'll Do If Reborn As Opposite Sex by Nobody: 12:35pm On Jan 18, 2017
some people just have dark fantasies choi
Re: Nigerians On Twitter List Hilarious Things They'll Do If Reborn As Opposite Sex by mhisbliss(f): 12:36pm On Jan 18, 2017
ameezy:

So na ur reply b dat undecided
Mtcheww
what else should I have said
Re: Nigerians On Twitter List Hilarious Things They'll Do If Reborn As Opposite Sex by Youngpo413: 12:37pm On Jan 18, 2017
misspicy:
Why are they all talking about sex and sexually related things?

If I come back to this world as a man,I will Make sure I treat women right and advice those around me to do same.
no lady will love you for doing that, they will only take you as a fool, even in your next life as a man, don't make the mistake of treating any lady right......... They don't deserve it.
Re: Nigerians On Twitter List Hilarious Things They'll Do If Reborn As Opposite Sex by Youngpo413: 12:41pm On Jan 18, 2017
Fedayeen02:
I will get 1st class in school


1st class by puna
lol
Re: Nigerians On Twitter List Hilarious Things They'll Do If Reborn As Opposite Sex by Nobody: 12:42pm On Jan 18, 2017
If i dare come back as a Girl, i go so Bleep prickkkkkkkkk! As in i go be Osho free, once u say Hi na for me to go your house or hotel make we go Bleep oooo, no time at all, i will also like to demand easily from guys and get plenty money from dem.....

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Re: Nigerians On Twitter List Hilarious Things They'll Do If Reborn As Opposite Sex by omoseth(m): 12:42pm On Jan 18, 2017
makydee:
I'll probably give myself hāndjob and play with my balls every minutegrin
Walk around in boxers toocheesy
. Hand jobs and play with your balls? I'm watching you in 3D Lol.

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Re: Nigerians On Twitter List Hilarious Things They'll Do If Reborn As Opposite Sex by chelsea4su(f): 12:47pm On Jan 18, 2017
Buahri why
Re: Nigerians On Twitter List Hilarious Things They'll Do If Reborn As Opposite Sex by danbrowndmf(m): 12:47pm On Jan 18, 2017
makydee:
I'll probably give myself hāndjob and play with my balls every minutegrin
Walk around in boxers toocheesy
handjob? grin
Re: Nigerians On Twitter List Hilarious Things They'll Do If Reborn As Opposite Sex by danbrowndmf(m): 12:50pm On Jan 18, 2017
DeepFriedPuff:
cheesy : grin
was actually waiting to read yours grin
Re: Nigerians On Twitter List Hilarious Things They'll Do If Reborn As Opposite Sex by Nobody: 12:55pm On Jan 18, 2017
danbrowndmf:
was actually waiting to read yours grin
??what ? why?
U know I would be here?
Re: Nigerians On Twitter List Hilarious Things They'll Do If Reborn As Opposite Sex by danbrowndmf(m): 12:58pm On Jan 18, 2017
DeepFriedPuff:
??what ? why?
U know I would be here?
what? why? which of them should i give an answer to?
yes,expected you to be here. undecided
Re: Nigerians On Twitter List Hilarious Things They'll Do If Reborn As Opposite Sex by Nobody: 1:00pm On Jan 18, 2017
danbrowndmf:
what? why? which of them should i give an answer to?
yes,expected you to be here. undecided
grinits nothing but U talked like u knew me
Re: Nigerians On Twitter List Hilarious Things They'll Do If Reborn As Opposite Sex by Nobody: 1:09pm On Jan 18, 2017
misspicy:
Why are they all talking about sex and sexually related things?

If I come back to this world as a man,I will Make sure I treat women right and advice those around me to do same.

This not fun jare add more drama to it.
Re: Nigerians On Twitter List Hilarious Things They'll Do If Reborn As Opposite Sex by danbrowndmf(m): 1:13pm On Jan 18, 2017
DeepFriedPuff:
grinits nothing but U talked like u knew me
yes i know you.we may not be chatting but i do see your previous moniker frequently...plus i do check your dp. now you know how much i know you? grin
Re: Nigerians On Twitter List Hilarious Things They'll Do If Reborn As Opposite Sex by makydee(f): 1:16pm On Jan 18, 2017
danbrowndmf:
handjob? grin
Urghgrin
Re: Nigerians On Twitter List Hilarious Things They'll Do If Reborn As Opposite Sex by bigybanty10(m): 1:19pm On Jan 18, 2017
grin grin
I will love to know hw its feel's like to get pregnant and go through labour pains

This are the two things my wife can never stop bragging about.

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Re: Nigerians On Twitter List Hilarious Things They'll Do If Reborn As Opposite Sex by danbrowndmf(m): 1:20pm On Jan 18, 2017
makydee:
Urghgrin
go away bad child grin

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