Welcome, Guest: Register On Nairaland / LOGIN! / Trending / Recent / New
Stats: 3,152,137 members, 7,814,980 topics. Date: Thursday, 02 May 2024 at 03:35 AM

Share The Most Embarrassing Statement Your Ex Or Current Spouse Told You - Romance (3) - Nairaland

Nairaland Forum / Nairaland / General / Romance / Share The Most Embarrassing Statement Your Ex Or Current Spouse Told You (44379 Views)

Why Did You Break Up With You Ex Or Why Did You Ex Break Up With You? / Cee-C: The Most Embarrassing Day Of My Life, Someone Saw Me Naked (Video) / Share The Most Embarrassing Statement Your Ex Or Current Spouse Told You (2) (3) (4)

(1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10) (Reply) (Go Down)

Re: Share The Most Embarrassing Statement Your Ex Or Current Spouse Told You by soberdrunk(m): 12:39am On Apr 01, 2017
angry
Re: Share The Most Embarrassing Statement Your Ex Or Current Spouse Told You by UgwuKristian: 12:40am On Apr 01, 2017
She is managing me.

3 Likes

Re: Share The Most Embarrassing Statement Your Ex Or Current Spouse Told You by krane007(m): 12:53am On Apr 01, 2017
Can't even say anything right now cry
Re: Share The Most Embarrassing Statement Your Ex Or Current Spouse Told You by Mckandre(m): 12:55am On Apr 01, 2017
She always tease me that i will soon get her pregnant, just because my full little devil touches her stomach while smooching and kissing. (With clothes still on o angry )

5 Likes 1 Share

Re: Share The Most Embarrassing Statement Your Ex Or Current Spouse Told You by farouk0403(m): 1:01am On Apr 01, 2017
ZarZar:


Lol, I already know that not all Yorubas have tribal marks. I've lived with them before in the same apartment building. I think I've seen only one with tribal marks actually.

I'm from the Cape, a place called East London & I'm from the Xhosa tribe...think Nelson Mandela.

You guys are trolling, create another thread for your flirting angry

7 Likes 1 Share

Re: Share The Most Embarrassing Statement Your Ex Or Current Spouse Told You by farouk0403(m): 1:04am On Apr 01, 2017
SNOWCREAM:
oh that's cool to know you've actually seen Yorubas cheesy no more fear lol.

I think couple weeks back a lady from East London was in the news for stabbing a thief. Hope it's actually safe out there?

Mandela the great smiley

Man up and stop the ass licking,

the op created the thread for a purpose and here you are

trolling.

8 Likes 1 Share

Re: Share The Most Embarrassing Statement Your Ex Or Current Spouse Told You by Acetyl(m): 1:05am On Apr 01, 2017
Don't even have anyone for now... Maybe tomorrow sha.
Re: Share The Most Embarrassing Statement Your Ex Or Current Spouse Told You by farouk0403(m): 1:07am On Apr 01, 2017
AyamConfidence:
ZarZar and SNOWCREAM iffa slap the both of you Ehen...chat on this thread again and see the work of slap tongue

They are both jobless, see how they are draining the thread.

6 Likes 1 Share

Re: Share The Most Embarrassing Statement Your Ex Or Current Spouse Told You by BabaCommander: 1:13am On Apr 01, 2017
NevetsIbot:
two idiotss above me.

A xenophobic southafrican and an asz licking Afonja

I'm Afonja but i reject the spirit of asz licking in my fellow brother.

grin grin
This is murder cheesy cheesy

5 Likes

Re: Share The Most Embarrassing Statement Your Ex Or Current Spouse Told You by BabaCommander: 1:17am On Apr 01, 2017
ekanDamie:

lol. to u, yes it was a friendly chat. aswear d niggar already told his family he has found a wife from nairaland. just wait, his kinsmen will PM u instead.
grin grin Gud lwad! These folks no go kil mi grin

12 Likes

Re: Share The Most Embarrassing Statement Your Ex Or Current Spouse Told You by Nobody: 1:21am On Apr 01, 2017
Is it in yet? embarassed embarassed

3 Likes 1 Share

Re: Share The Most Embarrassing Statement Your Ex Or Current Spouse Told You by Nobody: 1:26am On Apr 01, 2017
SNOWCREAM:
We've moved our ministry to a more stable site grin tongue

Na ur birthday gift be that abi
Hbd by the way
Re: Share The Most Embarrassing Statement Your Ex Or Current Spouse Told You by NevetsIbot(m): 1:29am On Apr 01, 2017
Arsenalholic:
Shut up and pass... Attention seeker!
hey... Foool, last time I checked, I didnt quote your uglyasz. And neither was I looking for attention. Take your insinuation somewhere else.

Can't blame you. Your thinking is as backwards as the football team you used to for a moniker

10 Likes 1 Share

Re: Share The Most Embarrassing Statement Your Ex Or Current Spouse Told You by Tedassie(m): 1:35am On Apr 01, 2017
emmaokw:
it started as a blind date. we talked on phone everyday for 2-3 months. on d day we eventually met she freaked out just because I look way younger than her.. so she told me she would be arrested for child abuse...lolz. though it wasn't funny on that day but now we still joke about it especially during intimacy.

I still wonder if its a blessing to have a younger face or a course
course ko degree ni

20 Likes 1 Share

Re: Share The Most Embarrassing Statement Your Ex Or Current Spouse Told You by Arsenalholic(m): 1:39am On Apr 01, 2017
NevetsIbot:
hey... Foool, last time I checked, I didnt quote your uglyasz. And neither was I looking for attention. Take your insinuation somewhere else.

Can't blame you. Your thinking is as backwards as the football team you used to for a moniker
Backward thinking is when you think you can't be quoted on a public forum because "you weren't talking to me in the first place" -- flawed logic.

I already passed my message across earlier. I won't be roped into exchanging barbs with you.

14 Likes

Re: Share The Most Embarrassing Statement Your Ex Or Current Spouse Told You by AlphaDibia(m): 1:42am On Apr 01, 2017
Your story isn't even embarrasing sef. I've come to realize that most ghes pick n choose what's embarrassing to them.. for instance, i was in the moment with this fine bowlegged babe, i wanted to impress her with words after she asked me if all I wanted was sex. I said to her, "Baby boo, I want to Bleep, use and destroy your shokoto, but I wanna make love to your mind, soul and heart" The ghe got up and left in dismay... never returned

5 Likes

Re: Share The Most Embarrassing Statement Your Ex Or Current Spouse Told You by Nobody: 1:43am On Apr 01, 2017
He was angry a male friend was always calling me,so he left my place in anger and didn't call for a week. I tried calling but he refused answering. So when I confronted him,he said"your calls were not important ". I was dumbfounded and felt like a fool.

5 Likes

Re: Share The Most Embarrassing Statement Your Ex Or Current Spouse Told You by davidif: 1:47am On Apr 01, 2017
AyamConfidence:
ZarZar and SNOWCREAM iffa slap the both of you Ehen...chat on this thread again and see the work of slap tongue

As in ehn? I was about to comment that both of them need to get a room or something like that.

6 Likes

Re: Share The Most Embarrassing Statement Your Ex Or Current Spouse Told You by NevetsIbot(m): 1:50am On Apr 01, 2017
Arsenalholic:
Backward thinking is when you think you can't be quoted on a public forum because you weren't talking to me in the first place -- flawed logic.

I already passed my message across earlier. I won't be roped into exchanging barbs with you.
backwards thkinking is when you cant respect peoples views.

Smh. Who's interested trading words with you? Fvck off

2 Likes

Re: Share The Most Embarrassing Statement Your Ex Or Current Spouse Told You by Nobody: 1:55am On Apr 01, 2017
i don't have an EX but back then in school, I was in my apartment cooking a beat, then this girl said to me, "turn that thing off, you're disturbing me." i stood up, opened the door and asked her to leave.
she was just a friend but I wanted her to be my motivation buh all she wanted to do was fvck and ask me if i liked her hair around 3am lmao. fine ass slim ebony chic with lobster brain angry

13 Likes

Re: Share The Most Embarrassing Statement Your Ex Or Current Spouse Told You by Arsenalholic(m): 1:56am On Apr 01, 2017
NevetsIbot:
backwards thkinking is when you cant respect peoples views.

Smh. Who's interested trading words with you? Fvck off
Haha. Very typical of a kiddo who had the privilege to access the internet. All of a sudden his weak mind tells him he's a grown man.

Rest now, my boy.

8 Likes 1 Share

Re: Share The Most Embarrassing Statement Your Ex Or Current Spouse Told You by SmartchoicesNG: 2:01am On Apr 01, 2017
ZarZar:
He said I talk in my sleep. He even told me the things I was saying. I still believe he exaggerated the whole thing just to embarrass me.
But you do​.
Re: Share The Most Embarrassing Statement Your Ex Or Current Spouse Told You by NevetsIbot(m): 2:09am On Apr 01, 2017
Arsenalholic:
Haha. Very typical of a kiddo who had the privilege to access the internet. All of a sudden his weak mind tells him he's a grown man.

Rest now, my boy.
lol
See how the self proclaimed adult rolls in dirt trying to shame one kiddo..

You should be taking your power nap grandpa. We don't want to hear you died of fatigue in the morn.

Ps. If you had a daughter old enough to wed, I'd wed her and sure... I'll buy everything on your beggardly list. Old f**l

4 Likes

Re: Share The Most Embarrassing Statement Your Ex Or Current Spouse Told You by Afam4eva(m): 2:10am On Apr 01, 2017
ZarZar:


Lol, I already know that not all Yorubas have tribal marks. I've lived with them before in the same apartment building. I think I've seen only one with tribal marks actually.

I'm from the Cape, a place called East London & I'm from the Xhosa tribe...think Nelson Mandela.
Can you speak the click language?
Re: Share The Most Embarrassing Statement Your Ex Or Current Spouse Told You by Nobody: 2:32am On Apr 01, 2017
ZarZar:


Lol. No, he didn't. It was just a friendly chat, that's all.

What you have done is against rule one


you successfully derailed this topic from first to second page without considering what others might feel including the Op


Someone created a thread you pounced on it and make nonsense out of it


there is a chat room where you can do your things without derailing someone thread



like seriously, you are being childish and so annoying
.

15 Likes

Re: Share The Most Embarrassing Statement Your Ex Or Current Spouse Told You by QueenSuccubus(f): 2:36am On Apr 01, 2017
grin



So far I have none...but I've said a lot to my UBER boiz turned OKADA boiz that made them cry... cheesy imma sharp shooter...paw paw paw! cheesy grin


Hahahahahahaaha...
Re: Share The Most Embarrassing Statement Your Ex Or Current Spouse Told You by Ijobalupe(m): 3:10am On Apr 01, 2017
SNOWCREAM:
oh that's cool to know you've actually seen Yorubas cheesy no more fear lol.

I think couple weeks back a lady from East London was in the news for stabbing a thief. Hope it's actually safe out there?

Mandela the great smiley


you lot should get a room already!

2 Likes

Re: Share The Most Embarrassing Statement Your Ex Or Current Spouse Told You by Pearly255(f): 3:14am On Apr 01, 2017
Relationship of today angry

4 Likes 1 Share

Re: Share The Most Embarrassing Statement Your Ex Or Current Spouse Told You by ztanleechima(m): 3:47am On Apr 01, 2017
ZarZar:
He said I talk in my sleep. He even told me the things I was saying. I still believe he exaggerated the whole thing just to embarrass me.
it once happened in high school, the boy said i talked, i gave it a nudge, HE THEN PLAYED THE AUDIO Record!!!. The rest is history..
Lemme come and be going.

1 Like

(1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10) (Reply)

The Beauty Of Eritrean Women / Fun Seeking Couple Spice Up Their Pre-weddng Shoot With These Interesting Photos / The Girls That Washed Your Smelling Boxers, Sent Nudes, Which One Did You Marry?

(Go Up)

Sections: politics (1) business autos (1) jobs (1) career education (1) romance computers phones travel sports fashion health
religion celebs tv-movies music-radio literature webmasters programming techmarket

Links: (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10)

Nairaland - Copyright © 2005 - 2024 Oluwaseun Osewa. All rights reserved. See How To Advertise. 34
Disclaimer: Every Nairaland member is solely responsible for anything that he/she posts or uploads on Nairaland.