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Re: Share The Most Embarrassing Statement Your Ex Or Current Spouse Told You by Cashrill(m): 3:50am On Apr 01, 2017
We can still be good friends depending on your level of maturity...... Felt like dying

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Re: Share The Most Embarrassing Statement Your Ex Or Current Spouse Told You by franby: 3:56am On Apr 01, 2017
After dating her for about 6months, she told she is not comfortable with short guys. I'm 165inch tall and she was 3inches taller.

That was the lamest thing anyone as ever said to me. Because she made me feel like I was a dwarf.

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Re: Share The Most Embarrassing Statement Your Ex Or Current Spouse Told You by Boxer007(m): 4:11am On Apr 01, 2017
I foked my boyfriend while he was on the phone to his parents in enugu. It was embarrassing

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Re: Share The Most Embarrassing Statement Your Ex Or Current Spouse Told You by zanga420: 4:17am On Apr 01, 2017
SNOWCREAM:
lol I also hope you like the way they're developing the South African economy grin and just if I may add, Afonjas don't have tribal marks as posted in those memes you see, that's very archaic thing some parents did, no longer practiced by 95% yoruba parents grin So i don't have no marking on my face lol.

What part of South Africa are you from, and also what's your tribe? Zulu? Lol that's the only tribe I know. By the way I live in Lagos grin and nice to meet you zarzar kiss
I've noticed something about people from your side, there's this attitude of always deceivingly painting others bad. You can't discuss sticking to/minding ur business, you must one way or the other paint another person bad. Either online or offline. If you guys don't know it spoils your own image on the long run to people of sound mind. I've had many experience about this. I've learnt not to hate people because of what others say about them. Learn how to make your case without badmouthing another person, how to stay on your lane, it shows maturity. No wonder the Igbo's always accuse you of being jealous, it shows they're right anyway.
Stop running people down, it's makes you look foolish. Look at a good conversation you're having with this girl but that gossiping spirit won't allow you project yourself and your tribe as you want to do, without poke nosing into another man's lane. Thanks for taking correction.

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Re: Share The Most Embarrassing Statement Your Ex Or Current Spouse Told You by Zdoh(m): 5:05am On Apr 01, 2017
SNOWCREAM:
Oh little wonder, I felt you have a demeanor foreign to a Nigerian smiley, I'm a Yoruba guy, the ones called "Afonja" by those Igbos grin You should have come across those terminologies if you're regular on here grin

And oh I do like South Africa, I only don't like xenophobic people grin
You so rock bro.You kill it mehn!!!

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Re: Share The Most Embarrassing Statement Your Ex Or Current Spouse Told You by Nobody: 5:06am On Apr 01, 2017
"I thought you said it was 12 inches" shocked

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Re: Share The Most Embarrassing Statement Your Ex Or Current Spouse Told You by Nobody: 5:10am On Apr 01, 2017
devilsdouble00:
Is it in yet? embarassed embarassed

#Epic, as is "Are you done?"

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Re: Share The Most Embarrassing Statement Your Ex Or Current Spouse Told You by bamideleolushol(m): 5:21am On Apr 01, 2017
The day my ex said my brain like mosquito in the presence of her friends from other school

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Re: Share The Most Embarrassing Statement Your Ex Or Current Spouse Told You by jazinogold(m): 5:31am On Apr 01, 2017
She told me keep your change bruh

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Re: Share The Most Embarrassing Statement Your Ex Or Current Spouse Told You by ayamdayvid(m): 5:41am On Apr 01, 2017
ZarZar:


Lol @ a lady stabbing a thief. They have zero chill usually wink Honestly, it's been a pleasure talking to you. See you around smiley


With the manner at which you both strayed from the topic, I almost thought I was reading some guy's personal chat

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Re: Share The Most Embarrassing Statement Your Ex Or Current Spouse Told You by sunnyeinstein(m): 5:56am On Apr 01, 2017
SNOWCREAM:
Oh little wonder, I felt you have a demeanor foreign to a Nigerian smiley, I'm a Yoruba guy, the ones called "Afonja" by those Igbos grin You should have come across those terminologies if you're regular on here grin

And oh I do like South Africa, I only don't like xenophobic people grin

Maaaaaaaa Nigga!!! cool cool
Re: Share The Most Embarrassing Statement Your Ex Or Current Spouse Told You by sunnyeinstein(m): 6:02am On Apr 01, 2017
ZarZar:


Lol, I already know that not all Yorubas have tribal marks. I've lived with them before in the same apartment building. I think I've seen only one with tribal marks actually.

I'm from the Cape, a place called East London & I'm from the Xhosa tribe...think Nelson Mandela.

Shosholoza, Shosholoza!
Kulezo ntaba
Stimela Sipum'e South Africa!

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Re: Share The Most Embarrassing Statement Your Ex Or Current Spouse Told You by legendte(m): 6:02am On Apr 01, 2017
SNOWCREAM:
lol I also hope you like the way they're developing the South African economy grin and just if I may add, Afonjas don't have tribal marks as posted in those memes you see, that's very archaic thing some parents did, no longer practiced by 95% yoruba parents grin So i don't have no marking on my face lol.

What part of South Africa are you from, and also what's your tribe? Zulu? Lol that's the only tribe I know. By the way I live in Lagos grin and nice to meet you zarzar kiss
A typical afonja who is jealous and intimidated by Igbos.
Not your fault anyway. Maybe one wealthy Igbo man bought the only property your people had.
This is the lowest I have seen a guy gone.
I spit on you.

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Re: Share The Most Embarrassing Statement Your Ex Or Current Spouse Told You by sunnyeinstein(m): 6:03am On Apr 01, 2017
emmaokw:
it started as a blind date. we talked on phone everyday for 2-3 months. on d day we eventually met she freaked out just because I look way younger than her.. so she told me she would be arrested for child abuse...lolz. though it wasn't funny on that day but now we still joke about it especially during intimacy.

I still wonder if its a blessing to have a younger face or a course

Yes its a course, FACE 418 grin

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Re: Share The Most Embarrassing Statement Your Ex Or Current Spouse Told You by sunnyeinstein(m): 6:08am On Apr 01, 2017
AyamConfidence:
ZarZar and SNOWCREAM iffa slap the both of you Ehen...chat on this thread again and see the work of slap tongue

See jealousness, see painment

Is it ur chat?
Is it ur profile?
Is it ur thread?
Is it ur FP?
Is it ur Nairaland?

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Re: Share The Most Embarrassing Statement Your Ex Or Current Spouse Told You by bullabong(m): 6:09am On Apr 01, 2017
ZarZar:


Lol @ a lady stabbing a thief. They have zero chill usually wink Honestly, it's been a pleasure talking to you. See you around smiley
Zarzar and snowcream..............good combination for a quick blowout.

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Re: Share The Most Embarrassing Statement Your Ex Or Current Spouse Told You by sunnyeinstein(m): 6:10am On Apr 01, 2017
ekanDamie:

lol. to u, yes it was a friendly chat. aswear d niggar already told his family he has found a wife from nairaland. just wait, his kinsmen will PM u instead.

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Re: Share The Most Embarrassing Statement Your Ex Or Current Spouse Told You by praisekeyzz(m): 6:11am On Apr 01, 2017
She said she lack brain not me.
Idiot oshi! (now my ex sha(
Re: Share The Most Embarrassing Statement Your Ex Or Current Spouse Told You by sunnyeinstein(m): 6:16am On Apr 01, 2017
SNOWCREAM:
hahaha, thanks bro. I hope I've been a solid example of how to catch fish on Nairaland? grin lol. Now goan do greater exploit, catch bigger fishes till your net tear


Na joke o grin

Now u don fvck up! See as u just take 'fish' spoil all ur good work! angry
Aswear if i be zarzar i no go entertain any kinda tryn to knw me shit cos u jus gav ursef d 3800 guy motive.
Respect ursef and jus keepthechange cry

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Re: Share The Most Embarrassing Statement Your Ex Or Current Spouse Told You by sunnyeinstein(m): 6:30am On Apr 01, 2017
ztanleechima:
it once happened in high school, the boy said i talked, i gave it a nudge, HE THEN PLAYED THE AUDIO Record!!!. The rest is history..
Lemme come and be going.

Come and sit here, take this chilled pepsi settle down...
... oya temme wat u hear on d audio record wink
Re: Share The Most Embarrassing Statement Your Ex Or Current Spouse Told You by Nwachukwu1986(m): 6:31am On Apr 01, 2017
Michellekabod:
My first love, the day he gave me my first kiss. He made the comment, "you dont even know how to kiss, lemme teach"...felt like a novist, swollen in shame as i ran back to my papa house.
The second time, he made fun of my ebony physique "you should be eating much so when a man holds you, he wouldnt seem as though he is hugging air...fleshing up jor. See how bony you are, i pray your bones wouldnt chook me one day. That day i will find someone that is juicy". The mockery was to my favor because afterwards he bought suya and fanta for me daily in other for me to add weight grin

My second and last bf were chilling with his sister in his balcony. It stung like shame when he told me to close my legs that my panties were showing. .. I felt so ashamed. Couldnt he tell his sister to tell me? It would have been better a fellow female told me that. He even threatened to fire catapult there if i dont learn how to seat properly.... embarassed.....

Share yours Nls


For this last statement I doubt if the guy been chopping from there. If yes he suppose drive joy pepping the panties unless u ain't wearing his best coloirs
Re: Share The Most Embarrassing Statement Your Ex Or Current Spouse Told You by Nwachukwu1986(m): 6:33am On Apr 01, 2017
luckyj51:
Making money is art and working is art and good business is the best art. open pic to view fixed match won


Why not use this ir art run down nairabet ny winning everyday

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Re: Share The Most Embarrassing Statement Your Ex Or Current Spouse Told You by sunnyeinstein(m): 6:38am On Apr 01, 2017
luckyj51:
Making money is art and working is art and good business is the best art. open pic to view fixed match won

Guy gtfoh with all ur bs lies!

Peeps dont be fooled, na lie things. You'd call him and he'll tell u to send dough 1st, den he'll send you game wey be say if u see am sef u go jus laugh because e go spoil even b4 1st half end. Thieves!

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Re: Share The Most Embarrassing Statement Your Ex Or Current Spouse Told You by sisisioge: 6:40am On Apr 01, 2017
He said my blackness hit him unawares.


I had a dude that was introduced to me by a friend. We were all in school together but we didn't meet though he met my sis and knows every other person except me. Guy has seen a gazillion of my pics and thought I wasn't as dark as I am(no be say I over dark o). Anyways, when we eventually met...his eyes were roving on my face like a surprised monkey. I was like "dude what's up" he was like "babe your blackness just hit me unaware". Chai! I bursted into uncontrolled laughter though it was kinda embarrassing.

I grew darker in this age that everybody is getting whiter...still don't know why.

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Re: Share The Most Embarrassing Statement Your Ex Or Current Spouse Told You by sunnyeinstein(m): 6:40am On Apr 01, 2017
Nwachukwu1986:



Why not use this ir art run down nairabet ny winning everyday

Thanks ooo, naso dem dey do. Liars dem be, i don jam several of dem online and live. All he needs to do is play his two correct score with 5k and he wont need to come seeking who to defraud again if he's so sure about it

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Re: Share The Most Embarrassing Statement Your Ex Or Current Spouse Told You by sunnyeinstein(m): 6:43am On Apr 01, 2017
sisisioge:
He said my blackness hit him unawares.


I had a dude that was introduced to me by a friend. We were all in school together but we didn't meet though he met my sis and knows every other person except me. Guy has seen a gazillion of my pics and thought I wasn't as dark as I am(no be say I over dark o). Anyways, when we eventually met...his eyes were roving on my face like a surprised monkey. I was like "dude what's up" he was like "babe your blackness just hit me unaware". Chai! I bursted into uncontrolled laughter though it was kinda embarrassing.

I grew darker in this age that everybody is getting whiter...still don't know why.

U're not alone on dis oo, i jus got darker with age, like kilode!? When i see my pix as a lil man i jus smh and vex small grin

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Re: Share The Most Embarrassing Statement Your Ex Or Current Spouse Told You by Nwachukwu1986(m): 6:44am On Apr 01, 2017
sunnyeinstein:


Thanks ooo, naso dem dey do. Liars dem be, i don jam several of dem online and live. All he needs to do is play his two correct score with 5k and he wont need to come seeking who to defraud again if he's so sure about it


I bet u if that guy knows his onion he could have used 100 to win 30m in nairabet. By now he ought to b driving latest rx 350 that worth 20m

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Re: Share The Most Embarrassing Statement Your Ex Or Current Spouse Told You by Akwaudene87(m): 6:44am On Apr 01, 2017
She jumped inside a public vehicle that I was in crying and following me up and down. Just because I said it was over ... I feel so ashamed of myself as she was crying in the public without shame .. it was really embarrassing.

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Re: Share The Most Embarrassing Statement Your Ex Or Current Spouse Told You by sunnyeinstein(m): 6:46am On Apr 01, 2017
Nwachukwu1986:



I bet u if that guy knows his onion he could have used 100 to win 30m in nairabet. By now he ought to b driving latest rx 350 that worth 20m

Dats d ish, he doesnt knw d onion leaf, talkless of d onion gangan. He's jus an average scammer looking for his next fuel money

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Re: Share The Most Embarrassing Statement Your Ex Or Current Spouse Told You by sisisioge: 6:47am On Apr 01, 2017
sunnyeinstein:


U're not alone on dis oo, i jus got darker with age, like kilode!? When i see my pix as a lil man i jus smh and vex small grin

grin grin grin mine happened within the last two years or so. Fell in love with Jergins body cream ni...it moisturizers but darkens. Its been hard to let go of the hydros for colour. Anyways, my darker shade makes my already white teeth more charming when I smile. One can't lose it all nau grin

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