Therock5555:


Dude if you are a true literature section fan, you'll have known me by now.

I'm sure the shisha pot that was broken in the ex PDP chairman son's house was also fiction cause you would have also asked why married people would have shisha pot at home.

mtceew please use your brain from time to time cause I never knew a baseball bat cost a fortune in your village, woooaaaa I forget, you have never seen one except in the movies

Lol@ OP...I guess she was d one who meant in d ashawo thread!
Anyways... U get her contacts? I wanna kill myself!

Hallelujah!!!!!

Fyi0:
Try nonsense with me I'll beat the devil out if you

Never do that, you could go to jail for that.

The best bet is to remove yourself from such a toxic person.

Look at Olakunle Churchill who was nearly killed by his ex wife Tonto_Dike. He promptly divorced her to save his life. I saw a video of how Tonto_Dike kept on raining blows on Churchill while he was making frantic attempts to escape from such deadly blows. It was a pathetic site to behold.

Churchill is bigger and stronger than Tonto and could have broken her into two with a single blow. If he had done that, the whole world would have nailed him to the cross as a wife beater and damaged his name. Churchill was smart and he could control his anger and I will always respect him for that.

Ur a nice fiction writer

OP u should have gone for thanksgiving cos ur village ppl no see ur blood take do beans porridge

I av vowed never to hit a lady but if any lady tries dat with me i will beat d living daylight out of her

hmmmm

Good guy...

Therock5555:
Due to the various news of the death of former PDP chairman's son who was murdered by his wife, I just thought I should share my own experience with y'all.

I had a girlfriend that was everything a brother could wish for, Rich, working class, beautiful, curvy, and brilliant, it's hard to get all these kind of qualities in a lady but there she had it all.

Her family are also well connected in the Army and Navy forces so she also had backup in case of any trouble, any party we attend, guys would always be admiring me but I alone knew her major flaw, she possessed a fiery temper. I'll just be receiving compliments and smiling but in my heart I'll be praying that somebody comes and snatch her from me cus we barely spend two days without quarreling and she's also quick to raise her hand on me, since I'm stronger than her I'll overpower her and tell her to respect herself.

I came from a home where I have never seen my parents arguing infront of us, they'll go to their room and talk it over without raising their voice so I promised myself that I'll never fight my woman no matter what but that was to change soon.

One evening I hosted her, her friend and boyfriend for a sleep over, they took the second room while I slept same room with my girl, around 5:30am I was awoken by a hot slap, I jumped up in surprise to meet my girlfriend fuming, she started screaming and calling me a cheat, I was surprised, asked her what happened and she claimed that she dreamt that I was having sex with another girl and when she woke up she wanted waking me to tell me of it when all of a sudden I muttered the name "Loveth" twice.

Chisos, I was mortified and tried explaining that Loveth was the name of my manager who is getting married later this year at my place of work and I had nothing going on with her, she kept accusing me, the next thing she slapped me, it was too early in the morning for me to get angry so I just grabbed my jacket and went to the parlour, her friend and boyfriend were already in the parlour wanting to find out what was the matter, I explained to them and went to kitchen to rest, not up to five minutes later she showed up and grabbed my boxer cus that was what I slept with.

When I didn't react she grabbed my balls with her left hand and my manhood with her right, that she was gonna squash my balls if i don't confess. I was in great pains and getting angry while warning her to let me go, managed to drag her to the parlour, her friend wanted to interfere but she threatened to deal with her if she comes near us.

I dragged her to the second bedroom and locked the door, I was trying to reason with her that my balls were aching but she wouldn't hear, out of anger I slapped her twice and yanked her hands off, she came at me again, I grabbed her two hands, twisted them behind her and took of the jacket, tie her hands and pushed her towards the bed before walking out. seems like she fell on her hands cus she screamed that her hand was broken, I ignored the shouts and went to the parlour as her friend went to attend to her.

I heard her telling her friend that if she didn't murder me that morning, she won't rest, when I heard that I went to my room and slipped under my bed with my phone. Ten minutes later she walked into my room with a baseball bat, chai I was laughing silently as she was searching for me, she went room by room searching and threatening her friend's boyfriend to reveal my whereabouts, what made her knew that I was still in that house was that both the front and back doors were still locked and the keys were indoors.

Then it stuck me, I remembered telling her that my favourite hiding spot was under my bed especially when I needed to work on something without interference cus she ran back to my room and slid under the bed, she saw me and tried hitting me but I was too far in. I thought she was kidding so I was laughing and jokingly warning her not to hit me.

Next thing she dragged the bed from the wall and tried attacking me again, then I knew shiiiit had hit the fan, I got up and tried defending myself, whenever she strikes I'll use the mattress to block the hit, she dragged the mattress away leaving me trapped between the bed post and wall, then I looked her direct to the eye and warned her to respect herself but even before I completed my statement she had landed the bat on the center of my head.

It was like I was hit with a tsunami, I was just hearing siren sounds in my ears as my vision became blurry, I was staggering but couldn't fall because I was still trapped beside the wall, my hand instinctively went to my head to check if my head was bursted open and that was my saving grace cus she hit me for the second time but since my hand was on that spot, she connected with my wrist instead, good Lord, I could barely see again as I screamed out, my nose was bleeding as she realised what she did and screamed too, her friends ran in and grabbed me, I told them they needed them to call my family doctor, that was all I remembered before I woke up that evening in the hospital with a throbbing headache and sprained wrist.

She later came to apologise but I wasn't gonna throw away my second chance at living, and we broke up few months later after numerous obsessive stalkings and threats, later found out that fighting was like a sport between her parents.


So my people this is my story, I was lucky, very lucky, please if your girlfriend always goes apeshit at every disagreement, abeg flee for your life.

Thank you

Mod please take it to FP let brothers learn from my experience.

Da rock and u want make hebex believe that...kip it up jare been a while I laughed this loud

IAMSASHY:
welcome bak 2 life op

you did the same thing to me last year before I ran away from you

Therock5555: Mr OP, is your girlfriend a UFC fighter??
Btw, which baseball team do you root for?

Sunkyphil:
I av vowed never to hit a lady but if any lady tries dat with me i will beat d living daylight out of her

Abeg bro no beat her o cos Otapiapia no cost at all #20 own will do the job if she improvise

Any man making fun of this guys situation is a very very big fool.

Lol.... Just laughing reading this.

richiearmany14:

Abeg bro no beat her o cos Otapiapia no cost at all #20 own will do the job if she improvise

hmmmm make God no give me violent lady as spouse

This story touch lalasticlala

she be karashika incarnate ;Dshe be karashika incarnate

I be otedola with the money oo, Ramsey Noah with the love e ooo, agino moto with the sauce.

Bros hope say that thing wey she knack u for head no dey make u dey get skon skon at times?



I just dey ask oo.

Sunkyphil:
hmmmm make God no give me violent lady as spouse

Amen to that bro

Hozier:
Nice story..... I have read better fiction in the literature section though.

The moment I read "she walked into my room with a baseball bat" I knew you were lying.

My thoughts exactly. How many Nigerians play base ball, let alone having a baseball bat in their homes?

If she was to be an ordinary girl.the mumu would have beaten her up..

This is too funny my ex is the sweetest girl ever, I still love to hang out with her. It's always good to date gentle people

Hmmmmmmm Thank God u broke up early not until u have married her....

fatymore:
Kai... She is possessive, obsessive, possessed and lastly she is a killer..
I hate partners like that.. If I see any form of violent in you.. I pick race... I once had a good ex like that.. Whenever I pissed him off.. He would just leave the room for me...

Congrats..

But yet he still became your ex...

Begs alot of questions..

Like my people will say.. Iwa lewa

Not every girl you see out there is worth your time and energy. Some are just shallow and useless like that.

Only few have proper training and upbringing. Even friendship sef, you have to be careful.

So we be mumu ,loveth na ur manager.if Na me ehn,Na to slap ur eye balls out.

Am a guy that's attracted to pretty ladies and I av never dated a gal that's not extremely pretty.am also not gud at stereotyping but from xperience I can say most pretty gals are hot tempered and very selfish.i also had a near death xperience with my ex.

this is so funny. ..the guy said as if I was hit by a tsunami....lmao

this one serious oo

fatymore:
Kai... She is possessive, obsessive, possessed and lastly she is a killer..
I hate partners like that.. If I see any form of violent in you.. I pick race... I once had a good ex like that.. Whenever I pissed him off.. He would just leave the room for me...

Congrats..

U had a good guy....why did u let him leave