shasha101:
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Aisha u nor dey get time to visit here why?

She deserves to be single for the rest of her life....near death experience...I laughed a lil' tho'.....quite a number of ladies like this out there!

Violence begins at home!

The story entertains a lot, but i smells lie in telling the actual cause of the quarrel.

Martin0:


Aisha u nor dey get time to visit here why?

wtf

Therock5555:


Then it stuck me, I remembered telling her that my favourite hiding spot was under my bed especially when I needed to work on something without interference cus she ran back to my room and slid under the bed, she saw me and tried hitting me but I was too far in. I thought she was kidding so I was laughing and jokingly warning her not to hit me.

Next thing she dragged the bed from the wall and tried attacking me again, then I knew shiiiit had hit the fan, I got up and tried defending myself, whenever she strikes I'll use the mattress to block the hit, she dragged the mattress away leaving me trapped between the bed post and wall, then I looked her direct to the eye and warned her to respect herself but even before I completed my statement she had landed the bat on the center of my head.

It was like I was hit with a tsunami, I was just hearing siren sounds in my ears as my vision became blurry, I was staggering but couldn't fall because I was still trapped beside the wall, my hand instinctively went to my head to check if my head was bursted open and that was my saving grace cus she hit me for the second time but since my hand was on that spot, she connected with my wrist instead,




So my people this is my story, I am stupid, very stupid, please if your girlfriend always goes apeshit at every disagreement, abeg flee for your life.

Thank you

Mod please take it to FP let brothers learn from my story.

it's not an experience, it's a story. now we have read it and I see no positive lessons from it.

ChiefPiiko:
This is too funny my ex is the sweetest girl ever, I still love to hang out with her. It's always good to date gentle people

I don't get.. Your ex is the sweetest babe ever but yet she still became your ex..

People should stop saying this things.. Makes people sound awkward..

Alariiwo:
Like my people will say.. Iwa lewa

Not every girl you see out there is worth your time and energy. Some are just shallow and useless like that.

Only few have proper training and upbringing. Even friendship sef, you have to be careful.

Character is beauty....in the era of big nyash and big boobi....that adage has almost died out....

JoGray:
This story touch lalasticlala

Lols.. Saw it as well

Wow.... I actually read it to the end, hmmmmm.... God bless your heart.

Very scary if its true.

In this case, you for give am one confirmed beating wey she go dey hospital for six months . Then apologize and break up after.

Girls from dysfunctional homes tend to exhibit this attitude. I dated a girl who is always afraid to be a single mother having seen what her mother went through, her sister too didn't marry a good man, the man hits the sister almost every time in her presence, so it really affected her. I have tried countless times to make her sane, but I can't just. She brings a knife at every argument, she is quick to hit. But I tell you, the good part of her tries to wipe this flaw from my memory. She loves me and very romantic. I have also dated another girl whose mother was spoilt by the dad. The mum does things as she wishes. I started to think she was a cougar as she attends parties a lot. What this girl didn't realise is, not every man will be like her dad and the mom couldn't have been so free at the early stages of the relationship/marriage. She wanted that freedom and I couldn't cope with it, I started to look like a fool when there is a fight, she avoids it as much as possible... no shouting, no debates. So, it's really a complicated one. Women are complicated. Tho the former i.e type of Op's ex are most times faithful and one can trust them completely. That's why the get jealous. However, much work needs to be done in making them sane. They learn from one or 2 experiences.

The grabbing your balls part was hilarious... my Oyibo friends are rolling on the floor laughing

EHIRIMCHA:
Am a guy that's attracted to pretty ladies and I av never dated a gal that's not extremely pretty.am also not gud at stereotyping but from xperience I can say most pretty gals are hot tempered and very selfish.i also had a near death xperience with my ex.

Open thread biko, make you knack us your own side of the story...

shasha101:
wtf

Abeg eee me nor understand that kin shorthand oo

@Therock5555

Is this the same girl you mentioned in the ashawo thread that people were advising you about?

EHIRIMCHA:
Am a guy that's attracted to pretty ladies and I av never dated a gal that's not extremely pretty.am also not gud at stereotyping but from xperience I can say most pretty gals are hot tempered and very selfish.i also had a near death xperience with my ex.

Share yur experience sir make we learn

Are you supposed to become enemies if your relationship doesn't work out??

Worksunlimited:


I don't get.. Your ex is the sweetest babe ever but yet she still became your ex..

People should stop saying this things.. Makes people sound awkward..

[/font]PLEASE URGENT ADVICE IS NEEDED....
My girl friend does nt see anytin wrong in insulting me or saying harsh tins at me.... is it adviceable to go with the relationship or quit? cos no matter wat I av said about the issue she sees no wrong in it..

imagine her telling me to get out!! ......I was like, wat did u say, she repeat it clearly.."I said u shud get out!"..
not once, not twice. it has happened severally.
the funny tin is my lips happen to the glued when it comes to insulting her. I Dont try it.

shud I continue with the relationship?[font=Lucida Sans Unicode]P....
My girl friend does nt see anytin wrong in insulting me or saying harsh tins at me.... is it adviceable to go with the relationship or quit? cos no matter wat I av said about the issue she sees no wrong in it..

imagine her telling me to get out!! ......I was like, wat did u say, she repeat it clearly.."I said u shud get out!"..
not once, not twice. it has happened severally.
the funny tin is my lips happen to the glued when it comes to insulting her. I Dont try it.

shud I continue with the relationship?P....
My girl friend does nt see anytin wrong in insulting me or saying harsh tins at me.... is it adviceable to go with the relationship or quit? cos no matter wat I av said about the issue she sees no wrong in it..

imagine her telling me to get out!! ......I was like, wat did u say, she repeat it clearly.."I said u shud get out!"..
not once, not twice. it has happened severally.
the funny tin is my lips happen to the glued when it comes to insulting her. I Dont try it.

shud I continue with the relationship?

who has time for all this crap.

When I will marry like 4 wives.

Worksunlimited:


I don't get.. Your ex is the sweetest babe ever but yet she still became your ex..

People should stop saying this things.. Makes people sound awkward..

Yea, and perhaps they themselves are the devil

PLEASE URGENT ADVICE IS NEEDED.... My girl friend does nt see anytin wrong in insulting me or saying harsh tins at me.... is it adviceable to go with the relationship or quit? cos no matter wat I av said about the issue she sees no wrong in it.. imagine her telling me to get out!! ......I was like, wat did u say, she repeat it clearly.."I said u shud get out!".. not once, not twice. it has happened severally. the funny tin is my lips happen to the glued when it comes to insulting her. I Dont try it. shud I continue with the relationship?

chiddyok:
Violent people are crazy people. They can be so nice and caring, sometimes I think they are like that so you'll think you can manage the other side. Even the ones that shout and call names during arguments, one day they will raise hand or worse.

exactly, it's a very complicated one!

Philipmems:
The grabbing your balls part was hilarious... my Oyibo friends are rolling on the floor laughing

Yea.. Hilarious as can be...

Could actually envision him two-stepping while singing soprano tunes to the high heavens, when his natural voice cue is bass.

This is an above average fiction - there's always room for improvement - I wish you success in your future endeavors in this regard in particular and other areas in general.

I picture her reading this and saying to her self ...one more swing of the bat would have silenced him and the story would be different

ChiefPiiko:
Are you supposed to become enemies if your relationship doesn't work out??

Open thread biko, tell us your own side of the story...

Franzinni:
I picture her reading this and saying to her self ...one more swing of the bat would have silenced him and the story would be different

Yea.. She for done dey tell herself say.."i fumble o, na for im blokos I for wipe the bat"..

LordKO:
This is an above average fiction - there's always room for improvement - I wish you success in your future endeavors in this regard in particular and other areas in general.

I sincerely believe op's telling the truth...

As regards the bat been in his house.. Well, met quite a few baseball fans.. Once had a neighbour that drove around with a baseball bat in the backseat of his car, for protection against Street squabbles and ish..

sharpwriter:


Yea, and perhaps they themselves are the devil

Yea.. Human beings are very complicated beings..

Hozier:
Nice story..... I have read better fiction in the literature section though.

The moment I read "she walked into my room with a baseball bat" I knew you were lying.

Ya, it was a nice story though.
Op didn't realize we are in Nigeria, how many people have baseball bat in their house.

You wanna hear my story?? it's tragicomedy o you will keep laughing

Worksunlimited:


Open thread biko, tell us your own side of the story...