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Re: Guys, What's The First Thing You Check Before You Approach A Lady? by Nobody: 9:36am On Aug 29, 2018
I watch for these.

1. Carriage. ( How she interacts with others. even before we converse. is she loud, overt, or calm and confident)
2. Neatness and dress sense ( I prefer class and elegance to trendy and trashy)
3. Body type (I like 'em slim or slightly fleshy. Tall or petite. big belly? Hell naw! clean nails(if she must fix, they should be trimmed and not painted a garish hue.)
4. How pretty is she? ( This varies. )
5. Complexion. (whatever complexion it is, it should be clear.). I Detest bleaching.
6. Odours (Mouth and/or body, turns me off straight.) she might be hot, but i get a whiff, she'll never see me again.
7. Diction. She doesn't have to use grammar. just express herself in a clear and unambiguous way. no bleeped up accents too.
8. Intelligence. I have a thing for intelligent ladies. ( 10 minutes convo with her will always reveal.)
9. Humor. She has to have a sense of humor, cos mine is legendary. If i see no traces....i'm out.

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Re: Guys, What's The First Thing You Check Before You Approach A Lady? by Maamin(m): 9:48am On Aug 29, 2018
Countersam:


Apart from your physical appearance (boobs and ass) i look at your finger nails. It tells alot about a lady. Neat or dirty. By the time i approach you i will now access your level of education from how u speak.

Hmmm..that's good cool

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Re: Guys, What's The First Thing You Check Before You Approach A Lady? by Earthquake1: 10:03am On Aug 29, 2018
Martinez19:
Thanks for the correction. My bad.

@op
I will go with a good attitude.

You have low IQ undecided

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Re: Guys, What's The First Thing You Check Before You Approach A Lady? by Netfilix: 10:56am On Aug 29, 2018
I don't know why... I used to say to myself: "I'll marry a oyinbo-color girl" but I actually get attracted to black ladies than yellow undecided.


Back to the question

Slim, tall and feet.

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Re: Guys, What's The First Thing You Check Before You Approach A Lady? by Alwaysking: 11:14am On Aug 29, 2018
A clean punny
Nice perfume
Nice ass and boobs
flesh at the right side, I don't like skinny girls or fat girls
she must be athletic, have a good sense of humor and charisma

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Re: Guys, What's The First Thing You Check Before You Approach A Lady? by Tamarapetty(f): 11:18am On Aug 29, 2018
Pweshboi over to u!
Re: Guys, What's The First Thing You Check Before You Approach A Lady? by Maamin(m): 11:25am On Aug 29, 2018
rottennaija:
Her shape, face (is she beautiful), legs (I love ladies that don't have legs, either straight or a little curvy, but not k) , her manners (while conversing with her), height, I'll pip into her ears (to see if she keeps her body clean)...all these within the first 10 mins of conversing with her.


Subsequent conversations will confirm my interest or not of her based on her level of education (working class, graduate or final year, awaiting service), age (not more than 25), she must beautiful (I want to be bragging about my wife), God fearing and intelligent.

Bros only you grin

Which one come remain for us? cheesy
Re: Guys, What's The First Thing You Check Before You Approach A Lady? by Maamin(m): 11:31am On Aug 29, 2018
ultimate77:
1. Complexion; she must be fair skineed.
2. Height; she must be above average
3. Boobs: The boobs should be above everage. I want something that i can appreciate with my hands all over and also what looks cute in the front when she puts on any wears.
4. She must be articulate.
5.must be a graduate.
6. Must be outspoken. Must never be an inttovert.
7. Must have knowledge about global and finamcial market.
8. Must not be a social media.freek.
9. Must be a great cook and a good bed maker.
10. Must be ready to respect me and ready to be loved unconditionally. Let me park here.

Note: if you have this qualities and based in pH, I will appreciate a date.

You sure say you no go collect small clay for backyard compose your own girl? grin

Lol..baddest guy

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Re: Guys, What's The First Thing You Check Before You Approach A Lady? by Kylekent59: 11:33am On Aug 29, 2018
1. Cleanliness
2. Maturity level
3. Moral IQ
4. Behavior

After these stages then I proceed to others

5. Not too fair or dark( complexion)
6. Average height
7. Composure
8. Origin/ Accent
9. Good cook.

With these above, u gat me

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Re: Guys, What's The First Thing You Check Before You Approach A Lady? by gentlegenius(m): 11:38am On Aug 29, 2018
ultimate77:
1. Complexion; she must be fair skineed.
2. Height; she must be above average
3. Boobs: The boobs should be above everage. I want something that i can appreciate with my hands all over and also what looks cute in the front when she puts on any wears.
4. She must be articulate.
5.must be a graduate.
6. Must be outspoken. Must never be an inttovert.
7. Must have knowledge about global and finamcial market.
8. Must not be a social media.freek.
9. Must be a great cook and a good bed maker.
10. Must be ready to respect me and ready to be loved unconditionally. Let me park here.

Note: if you have this qualities and based in pH, I will appreciate a date.
Hmmm... Don't you think you are asking for too much?
By the way, that your no.5...
How many ladies that graduate from school nowadays are really worthy to be called graduates?
These days when majority of our girls in school are using money and bottom power to pass exams, I am sorry to say this, but graduate ladies are turn off for me.

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Re: Guys, What's The First Thing You Check Before You Approach A Lady? by Maamin(m): 11:48am On Aug 29, 2018
topcatking:
I watch for these.

1. Carriage. ( How she interacts with others. even before we converse. is she loud, overt, or calm and confident)
2. Neatness and dress sense ( I prefer class and elegance to trendy and trashy)
3. Body type (I like 'em slim or slightly fleshy. Tall or petite. big belly? Hell naw! clean nails(if she must fix, they should be trimmed and not painted a garish hue.)
4. How pretty is she? ( This varies. )
5. Complexion. (whatever complexion it is, it should be clear.). I Detest bleaching.
6. Odours (Mouth and/or body, turns me off straight.) she might be hot, but i get a whiff, she'll never see me again.
7. Diction. She doesn't have to use grammar. just express herself in a clear and unambiguous way. no bleeped up accents too.
8. Intelligence. I have a thing for intelligent ladies. ( 10 minutes convo with her will always reveal.)
9. Humor. She has to have a sense of humor, cos mine is legendary. If i see no traces....i'm out.

Thank you very much, that your number 9 should be emphasised more. I have a very heightened sense of humour. wink

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Re: Guys, What's The First Thing You Check Before You Approach A Lady? by Nobody: 11:49am On Aug 29, 2018
Her IQ and Face. I don't care about boobs or ass, as long as she's thick and has a almost flat tummy.

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Re: Guys, What's The First Thing You Check Before You Approach A Lady? by Martinez19(m): 11:55am On Aug 29, 2018
Earthquake1:


You have low IQ undecided
No I don't.
Re: Guys, What's The First Thing You Check Before You Approach A Lady? by ultimate77(m): 11:59am On Aug 29, 2018
gentlegenius:

Hmmm... Don't you think you are asking for too much?
By the way, that your no.5...
How many ladies that graduate from school nowadays are really worthy to be called graduates?
These days when majority of our girls in school are using money and bottom power to pass exams, I am sorry to say this, but graduate ladies are turn off for me.

lol... I can consider 8/10 but actually, there are graduates who dint get themselves dented. Im not asking for a virgin though. A lady with brain and life.
Re: Guys, What's The First Thing You Check Before You Approach A Lady? by ultimate77(m): 12:01pm On Aug 29, 2018
Maamin:


You sure say you no go collect small clay for backyard compose your own girl? grin

Lol..baddest guy

lol... Bro.. Please if you know someone who will help me mould, i will be very grateful man.
Re: Guys, What's The First Thing You Check Before You Approach A Lady? by Maamin(m): 12:11pm On Aug 29, 2018
ultimate77:


lol... Bro.. Please if you know someone who will help me mould, i will be very grateful man.

For where? ..na u go mould your thing by yourself
Re: Guys, What's The First Thing You Check Before You Approach A Lady? by ola12(m): 12:11pm On Aug 29, 2018
Facial beauty, it releases dopamine; makeup(excessive makeup is a turnoff), body shape. If she pass all dese, den her legs.
While talking to her it will b her sense(I hate girls dat dont have sense), nd accent(once broke up with a girl cos I couldnt stand her accent)

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Re: Guys, What's The First Thing You Check Before You Approach A Lady? by ultimate77(m): 12:16pm On Aug 29, 2018
Maamin:

For where? ..na u go mould your thing by yourself
... I will wait till see her
Re: Guys, What's The First Thing You Check Before You Approach A Lady? by Asquare84(m): 12:30pm On Aug 29, 2018
Fair in complexion

Graduate of hotel and catering management

Big breast

Big ass

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Re: Guys, What's The First Thing You Check Before You Approach A Lady? by gentlegenius(m): 12:31pm On Aug 29, 2018
ultimate77:


lol... I can consider 8/10 but actually, there are graduates who dint get themselves dented. Im not asking for a virgin though. A lady with brain and life.
OK.
But a lady with brain and life must not always be a graduate.
There are many graduates without brain and life.
There are also many non graduates with brain and life.

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Re: Guys, What's The First Thing You Check Before You Approach A Lady? by madenigga(m): 12:34pm On Aug 29, 2018
if she has pot belly
Re: Guys, What's The First Thing You Check Before You Approach A Lady? by ultimate77(m): 12:35pm On Aug 29, 2018
gentlegenius:

OK.
But a lady with brain and life must not always be a graduate.
There are many graduates without brain and life.
There are also many non graduates with brain and life.

8/10 is excellent ... I can roll. Graduate can be out of her 8 its still cool. But the later must be present.
Re: Guys, What's The First Thing You Check Before You Approach A Lady? by rottennaija(m): 12:54pm On Aug 29, 2018
Maamin:

Bros only you grin
Which one come remain for us? cheesy
My aim is high
Re: Guys, What's The First Thing You Check Before You Approach A Lady? by Nobody: 12:56pm On Aug 29, 2018
Tsk... What if she does have all of these qualities y'all are emphasising and you approach her, and she doesn't give a bleeping damn about you

What y'all gonna do then?

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Re: Guys, What's The First Thing You Check Before You Approach A Lady? by BENITAPUSSY: 1:16pm On Aug 29, 2018
Maamin:
While this is more or less like a counter thread to the earlier
Ladies, What's The First Thing You Check When A Guy Approaches You?(Guys Listen)
https://www.nairaland.com/4702164/ladies-whats-first-thing-check/1

It is only right if Ladies get to know what Guys look out in them, before they approach to woo them. grin

Guys over to you. What are those physical qualities you see in a lady that makes you to approach her? wink

Cc: Lalasticlala , Mynd44
Kai,I love breast, I just love breast.
Even looking at it in the bra my dik can stand.
Re: Guys, What's The First Thing You Check Before You Approach A Lady? by Maamin(m): 1:22pm On Aug 29, 2018
rottennaija:


My aim is high

Good for you cheesy
Re: Guys, What's The First Thing You Check Before You Approach A Lady? by Maamin(m): 1:25pm On Aug 29, 2018
ultimate77:

... I will wait till see her

Best of luck wink
Re: Guys, What's The First Thing You Check Before You Approach A Lady? by Maamin(m): 1:32pm On Aug 29, 2018
zinnyzee:
Tsk... What if she does have all of these qualities y'all are emphasising and you approach her, and she doesn't give a bleeping damn about you

What y'all gonna do then?

No be one Road lead to the market na!

You simply look somewhere else or better yet hold up till age start knocking on her cheesy

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Re: Guys, What's The First Thing You Check Before You Approach A Lady? by ultimate77(m): 1:39pm On Aug 29, 2018
Maamin:

Best of luck wink
Garcia
Re: Guys, What's The First Thing You Check Before You Approach A Lady? by joewillie(m): 1:47pm On Aug 29, 2018
her face, breast and hmmmmmmm
Re: Guys, What's The First Thing You Check Before You Approach A Lady? by Jadoskii(m): 2:16pm On Aug 29, 2018
If dis topic Na exam question many go too fail......*first thing you check before you approach a lady* I dey c answer like *her IQ' is it written on the fore head.... nd other horrible answers..

As for me ....dressing,boobs nd arse.....

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Re: Guys, What's The First Thing You Check Before You Approach A Lady? by Avoidsexxx(m): 2:47pm On Aug 29, 2018
Considering the facts that marriage na manage
i have nothing to looks out for as far as i'm concern (na your concern...?can't i have my own concerns)

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