Trust me, seems most Nairaland guys are dumb. If this were an exam question, 99.9% of those who commented so far would have failed, and funny enough, they want ladies whose IQs are above average.

What are; cooking skills, IQ, Accent, honesty, moral uprightness, and other secondary things doing in this question? These are things you identify with after approaching a girl, not before.

Her feet and hands

First, the way she carries herself. I love ladies with nice feminine walking posture that exudes confidence.
Secondly, a neat girl. She doesn't necessarily need to put on expensive wears, makeup and bangles. I love ladies that take care of their hair.

Tall ladies. The easiest way to catch my attention is to be tall with welll proportioned breasts and butts.

Naturally fair . Please ladies that bleach, I'm sorry for you. I have a third eye that detects bleachers no matter how natural you might look. Something must give you away. There are over 15 ways to know a lady that bleaches.
Dark girls. I mean smooth dark with a healthy tone. I love dark girls. But nowadays, they are hard to find. A girl with dark, healthy, unadulterated skin will always win my heart.

hahahahahaha:
That's cause you didn't see what he did there. Once a girl is thick, she automatically has boob and/or ass and definately thick thighs that save life.

Well, i have seen thick ladies with small boobs and frightening flat behind. The only thing they have to offer in the physical department is thighs.

JamaicanLove:





Buffoon, they said first thing

do you have to insult him , smh..

I notice the hips/ass first before any other thing follows. It doesn't have to be big, just the right curves and all. Sizable yansh not the one my palm will go round.
In fact from the waist down first before I begin to " look Uche face". Nice legs with well tethered feet, not all those yam legs and vulture looking feet/toes.

Now I can now look at the face. I couldn't give two fvcks about the boobs. The smaller the better sef. I don't need water melons. Assessment of IQ, exposure, scent etc comes upon interaction with her.

Facial expressions

Mega boobs and arse...must be tall..at least 5'8.Fair or chocolate skim. Then she must be neat,well mannered and friendly.She must not be a graduate but must be widely read because I read widely and will test the depth of your intellect.At least av SSCE or diploma or be in schl studying.If u av all this requirements above ,kindly PM me.Iphone 8 and lots of goodies awaits the successful applicant.

Martinez19:
1) A kind heart.
2) Good looking.
3) Atheist or if religious she is to keep it to herself and not influence my children or bring pastors or prayer group to my house.
4) She must have an impressive IQ.
5) She knows how to manage money and she is not a reckless spender.
6) She listens and always ready to learn.

I like you for #3. You'll go far in life.

I attempt to Bleep them. If she resists, despite the allure, then she is a good gal. Only 2 rejected so far, and one is my wife. Women should be feared.

If she's approachable

Martinez19:
1) A kind heart.
2) Good looking.
3) Atheist or if religious she is to keep it to herself and not influence my children or bring pastors or prayer group to my house.
4) She must have an impressive IQ.
5) She knows how to manage money and she is not a reckless spender.
6) She listens and always ready to learn.

Bros this one na marriage ooo

her attitude first, and then the way she dresses her herself

[quote author=coolzeal post=70707226]Her natural appearance with a big smile that could melt all the ice in North pole lol. Really, having an exotic eyes is hypnotising and especially the intelligent ones. I'm not colour blind.

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same here....

ultimate77:
1. Complexion; she must be fair skineed.
2. Height; she must be above average
3. Boobs: The boobs should be above everage. I want something that i can appreciate with my hands all over and also what looks cute in the front when she puts on any wears.
4. She must be articulate.
5.must be a graduate.
6. Must be outspoken. Must never be an inttovert.
7. Must have knowledge about global and finamcial market.
8. Must not be a social media.freek.
9. Must be a great cook and a good bed maker.
10. Must be ready to respect me and ready to be loved unconditionally. Let me park here.

Note: if you have this qualities and based in pH, I will appreciate a date.

weldone you hear

Earthquake1:


You have low IQ

scnonline:


do you have to insult him , smh..

Come and beat me

milemimi93:


Whenever you get on my mentions, a song *What these b!tches want from a nigga?* by DMX always pop into my head. Then I recall you ain't no b!tch. U just a nigga who tripping over Mimi.

Stop quoting me, then I'll stop mentioning you.

me na big backside

It depends on what i want at a particular moment.
If its for marriage, i check her qualities in home building, intellectual ability, submissiveness and openness to correction.

I don't place much emphasis on a woman's breast or waist though it has to be moderate because i have realized that majority of ladies with big nyash and breast has small brain since they devote more time on mundane things just to look attractive.

I look out for dark knuckles, if u don't love urself enuf dat u had to bleach, how would you love me dats dark.

topcatking:
I watch for these.

1. Carriage. ( How she interacts with others. even before we converse. is she loud, overt, or calm and confident)
2. Neatness and dress sense ( I prefer class and elegance to trendy and trashy)
3. Body type (I like 'em slim or slightly fleshy. Tall or petite. big belly? Hell naw! clean nails(if she must fix, they should be trimmed and not painted a garish hue.)
4. How pretty is she? ( This varies. )
5. Complexion. (whatever complexion it is, it should be clear.). I Detest bleaching.
6. Odours (Mouth and/or body, turns me off straight.) she might be hot, but i get a whiff, she'll never see me again.
7. Diction. She doesn't have to use grammar. just express herself in a clear and unambiguous way. no bleeped up accents too.
8. Intelligence. I have a thing for intelligent ladies. ( 10 minutes convo with her will always reveal.)
9. Humor. She has to have a sense of humor, cos mine is legendary. If i see no traces....i'm out.

Most funny thing I learnt is that guys that talk about mouth odor are often the victims..No hardfeelings?

JamaicanLove:




Come and beat me

ain't funny lady you beautiful sha

Maamin:
While this is more or less like a counter thread to the earlier
Ladies, What's The First Thing You Check When A Guy Approaches You?(Guys Listen)
https://www.nairaland.com/4702164/ladies-whats-first-thing-check/1

It is only right if Ladies get to know what Guys look out in them, before they approach to woo them.

Guys over to you. What are those physical qualities you see in a lady that makes you to approach her?

How she talks, her legs and teeth structure. Boobs and ass are generally ok bt these listed here keep my attention a lot and can make or break the deal.

My ex was the perfect babe, besides her just slightly demanding nature, how I let dat gal go I will never know . Luckily based on my track record sofar I always break my previous records in most departments. I need all the luck I can get now. Lol

Na who be this one again

milemimi93:
First is her legs. Her legs must be straight or she ain't sh!t.

Next is her finger nails. Her finger nails should be flat and not curvy.

Lastly her eye balls. Those balls must be black and not brownish.

P:S. Her nose too. Pointed nose and not a flat nose.

ultimate77:
1. Complexion; she must be fair skineed.
2. Height; she must be above average
3. Boobs: The boobs should be above everage. I want something that i can appreciate with my hands all over and also what looks cute in the front when she puts on any wears.
4. She must be articulate.
5.must be a graduate.
6. Must be outspoken. Must never be an inttovert.
7. Must have knowledge about global and finamcial market.
8. Must not be a social media.freek.
9. Must be a great cook and a good bed maker.
10. Must be ready to respect me and ready to be loved unconditionally. Let me park here.

Note: if you have this qualities and based in pH, I will appreciate a date.

Bebeto! So u check whether a lady can cook before u approach her. This how u collect more paper in an exam nd still fail!!!

zinnyzee:
Tsk... What if she does have all of these qualities y'all are emphasising and you approach her, and she doesn't give a bleeping damn about you

What y'all gonna do then?

And will she give a fu cking damn if she has non of the qualities?

Her dress sense
Her neatness
The way she talks
Her smile
Her legs
The way she walks
Her size I prefer trim or slim

If she meets few of this qualities
Then the next step is to test her brains

This thread

scnonline:


ain't funny lady you beautiful sha

It's funny



Why so serious


Thanks for the compliment too

no.1 Godliness.Agwa bu mma.no.2 and number 3 is breast n nyash size