pkasso:
Yeah. Nigga jumped on the Suarez-Sturridge bandwagon very early and rode it till the very end. His record will never be beaten.

Sun of a Beach and The Disvirginators There was also one Euro 2012 fantasy competiton where he finished in the Top 10 and won a prize, i think. The guy sabi abeg.

Sup man! Ah yes I I won a matchday ball and a copy of FIFA 12 for my placement.

Damn I can barely recognize any name here now haha. Are Mukina, Debosky, Jackal/Coogar/Nihilist, Dayokanu, A40, Nateevs etc still active here?

Ibime:


Legend!

That record can never be broken.

This is the first guy on NL to finish no1 in Nigeria and top 1,000 in the world

Top 100 actually. Put some respect on my name!

Has my record been broken yet?

I just dey observe...

nitlad:

This your slide na die. The thing just dey evade "arrest". Even wildcard nor gree hold am.

Arrest ko, detain ni.

Lolololol

So I beat Muki with just 32 points?

Time to deploy me wildcard to arrest the slide...

The way ninjas were celebrating Disvirginators' downfall I thunk I'd be chilling with them on page 2 sef. Just 32 points off my "default" spot...

#donthate

^^^ Yea, not making any transfers(incl. wildcards) gives you two(max) free transfers the following week.

I'd have probably wildcarded if i didn't have two free transfers... Hoping future DGWs make it worth the wait!

P.S. Can the mod award MaziOmenuko 10 points for his write-ups please?

In other news, despite wildcarding, Ipukulu Marines are back in their natural habitat... PAGE 2!!!

Fluke

LordReed:

ritchboy:
NFSMW is like 6-7 years old now, come the
phuck on!

What were you implying?

That RECENT NFS games have been average...

LordReed:

I dunno if I ever replied this but here we are: NFS:MW was so good they remade it. A game's age has nothing to do with how good it is.

BTW in my estimation NFS:MW (2005) is the best NFS to date.

When was it implied a game's age has anything to do with how good it is(/was)?

August 26th, 2014, and Nigerians are still talking about "old woman curse", and it's front-paged on the biggest Nigerian website...

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Will all the kneejerkers who sold Mata get him back for Burnley? Don't forget to sell Rooney while you're at it, I heard Carlton Cole scored!

After years of playing the game some ninjas still don't realize the people who make the least transfers are the people that do well... For the most part!

Why am I even sharing trade secrets sef? Guess i don't want another one horse race, lolol

Both Everton goals looked fraudulent... Abeg forget the hype, we were the better side today.

Nihilist: Wetin una dey give Ramsey chop sef?

Trade secret!

coogar:

hahahaha
you are a joker! my smart money is on debosky. nucca went to the wilderness for 90 days to read all the relevant articles on fantasy football. my $20 says debosky would win it by easter!

You shoulda staked your $20 last season when we were trying to set up a money league and I woulda taken your money...

I'll still gladly take the monies of anyone who is brave(*dumb ) enough to bet against The Disvirginators strolling to another league title!

lekkie073: what's d odds for penguins

1250/1, same as Burnley!

coogar:

plenty of people didn't use theirs, i dunno what sun of a beach is talking about. that nucca would struggle this season. FPL is like UCL, no one has been able to retain it.

The FPL bookies disagree with you... Post GW1 title odds from Oddschecker:

Disvirginators - 1/2
AZ - 5/1
Kokomaster - 7/1
Feasy11 - 22/1
TBOOGIE - 25/1
Ipukulu Marines - 55/1
Arcadian - 666/1
Shinigami X FC remains unchanged @ ∞/0

Am I the only top manager that didn't use a transfer/wildcard this week? #foresight

For (publicly) pirating the official FPL app, the fellas above should be evicted from the league ASAP!

Who are the managers of FC Messre and Intelligesia? Identify yourselves now or face eviction from the league!

Debosky in the top 3? It must be a cold day in Hell! #IGG

Ibime: I've seen enough. Wildcard activated.

*like*

nateevs:


Wrong about Hazard. We lost the UCL last season because Hazard got injured in the first 10mins of the first leg and was clearly unfit to play in the second leg. In the league, we weren't doing fine without him. Without his 14 goals and 7 assists, we will be even further away.

No single player in the Chelsea squad can come near what Hazard brings to the table. Hazard is the only player in the squad that can play in the hole and on either flank without breaking consistency of output. Without Hazard, what we have in the team is unproductive width; with ninjas like Willian scoring only 4 goals in the league season long and the likes of Salah who hasn't received the memo of when to shoot/pass. Even before the season starts, I can confidently tell you that Hazard, if played, will be involved in over 70% of Costa goals.

If Hazard is out, we could quite easily be ordinary in attack.

We still need to wait and see what Fab brings in a 'Mourinho Chelsea'. We all hope Fab blends right in and becomes an integral part of the jig-saw however something keeps telling me Chelsea could never have been Fab's first choice and that there's some fighting ahead.

It's easy to call upon history but JM doesn't play like Barca and Arsenal. Likewise Fab isn't used to playing with the likes of Ramires. It's counter-attack, it's direct and many times boring and annoying football. It's mental hard-work and no one knows if Fab is caught out for this style of football. If Hazard complained about the style of football after our UCL exit last season, I can't see why Fab wouldn't if it gets really bad. Over a season, things change quickly. Therefore it's too early to predict that Fab out means Chelsea out.

In my opinion, the only two players that have irreplaceable output are Hazard and Costa. Everyone else, with a degree of change to the tactics, is replaceable.

Nateevs makes more sense than Ibime these days...

I see Gylfi chillin' on some ninja's bench, but that's none of my business!

GET IN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The game is being updated...

In a few minutes i get to laugh at my rival's squads

Nihilist:

Listen here Prickasso, Toure and Ramsey played exactly the same position in the majority of the season - in central midfield.

This PrickAssO chap isn't very bright, is he?

Nowadays everyone thinks labeling people who say EPL Player X is better than La Liga/Serie A Player Y "EPL fanboys" makes them look enlightened... This moronic train of thought needs to be addressed ASAP.

Yaya Toure > Arturo Vidal

The format of UFPL favors less skilful managers, has stricter management times pre/post KO, and is generally less fun, no thanks...

However, i still find the prospect of taking all NL FPL managers' money enjoyable... Na GOD save una last season #pussies

Pharoh: Please guys should come compete in the bongo league as we promise to be different with exciting changes.

Just register for the three and i will sort the head to head leagues later myself before the season starts.

The lannisters always pay their debt . . . so i have not forgotten last year winners ooo ( Kokomaster and the Disvirginators).

Bongo Premier League
32426-43968

Bongo FA Cup
32426-150132

Bongo League Cup
32426-150146

Mr Pharoh, you never give me my "prize" for winning last season's league, and you're promoting this season's own?

Abeg nobody should join this Bongo League till The Disvirginators receive their prize-money/trophy!

This Nihilist fella sounds familiar...