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Music/Radio / Re: Female Rappers That Made My Childhood: Have They Retired? by Troll: 3:07pm On Aug 28, 2014
Some Lines From My Personal Favorite Femcee MC Lyte:
"Many have tried strict regulation.
Lazy motherf**kers get put on probation.
Those that didn't perform well.
They gets no answer when they ring-a-ring-a my bell.
You're playing with my time.
Trying to jerk me hurt me then dessert me.
You better work me.
While you got the oppurtunity.
To be in the midst of the L-Y-T-E.
Only the strong survive.
Only the wise excel.
Once said by my born-in-hell.
Only the lonely die slowly.
Left all alone try to control me.
Easy does it never ask how was it.
Never speak my info why my sheets in the streets.
Cause that ain't cool. And that ain't cute.
To talk about who knocked the boots on a video shoot.
But it's all good, though you gotta get it when you want it.
Like your prey, make your move and hop up on it.
It's natural. Never be ashamed.
F*ck the fame. Get the name, and kick the game." CC: MC Lyte - Keep On, Keepin' On



"Some say I'm SHADY (that's right) That's me
Complicated rap star, meet Lyte the MC
You see I'm on to you baby and your mechanism
How you hit it when you're in it, so hot you keep it sizzlin
No ooh-achie-koo, and all of that too
Keep me wetter than the waters of Kalamazoo
Nigga who you comin wit? Where your posse at?
I leave the boys alone, tell her you won't be back
I got the cheese baby; my cheddar's better
I got that milk, for that Amarett-ah
Trust-You-Me-I'll-Blow-Up-Shop
Have a little nig' callin the cops, watch!" CC: MC Lyte - Cold Rock A Party
Music/Radio / Re: Female Rappers That Made My Childhood: Have They Retired? by Troll: 2:57pm On Aug 28, 2014
kendrick93: yeah.its a big shame she didn't follow up dat album with another one. dat album was pure classic .
dat album is d greatest femcee album ever made imo

Lauryn Hill was more of a Spit-fire in the Fugees. Her personal album was more of a toned-down yet lyrically rich hip-hop project. No doubt it's the most critically acclaimed hip-hop album of all time (the accollades it gathered speaks for itself)

Nevertheless my favorite Lauryn Hill bars was from Fugees:
"Yeah in saloons we drink Boone's and battle goons till high noon,
Bust rap toons on flat spoons, take no shorts like poon poon's.
See hoochies pop coochies, for Gucci's and Lucci
Find me in my Mitsubishi, eatin' sushi, bumpin' Fugees.
Hey Hey Hey
Try to take the crew and we don't play play
Say say say
Like Paul McCartney, not hardly,
ODD-ly enough
I can see right through your bluff
Niggas huff and they puff but they can't handle us, WE BUST
Cause we fortified, I could never hide, seen "Cooley High", Cried when Cochise died.
I'm twisted, black-listed by some other negroes,
Don't remove my Polos on the first episode.
Ha Ha Ha Ha, You shouldn't diss refugees, and
Ha Ha Ha Ha, You whole sound set's bootie , and
Ha Ha Ha Ha, You have to respect JERSEY, cause I'm superfly when I'm super-high on
the Fu-Gee-La." CC: The Fugees - Fu-Gee-La


"I play my enemies like a game of chess, where I rest, No stress
If you don't smoke sess, lest.
I must confess, my destiny's manifest
In some Goretex and sweats I make treks like I'm homeless
Rap orgies with Porgy and Bess,
Capture your bounty like Elliot Ness, YES
Bless you if you represent the Fu
But I'll hex you with some witch's brew if you're Doo Doo Voo Doo,
I can do what you do, easy, BELIEVE ME
Frontin' niggas give me hee-bee-gee-bees
So while you're imitating Al Capone
I'll be Nina Simone
And defacating on your microphone." CC: Fugees - Ready or Not

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Music/Radio / Re: Female Rappers That Made My Childhood: Have They Retired? by Troll: 2:39pm On Aug 28, 2014
SirShymex:

Ever heard about the Fugees? Well, she was part of that group and the only good rapper in the mix - Wyclef and Pras were garbage. grin That's more albums on her body of work.

And the fact that her solo album was a classic - and one the greatest hip hop albums ever should tell you that none of these other female rappers should ever be mentioned in the same sentence as Lauryn Hill. Er, I'll give MC Lyte, Queen Latifah, and Monie Love a pass - those are pioneers. Maybe Missy, Left Eye, and Eve because they made a lot of banogers. I like Remy Ma as well.

Trina and a lot of the other female rapper didn't even write their own rhymes.

The Fugees was a collective effort. Lauryn Hill as an artiste has only one outstanding album.
Well it boils down to personal opinions when it comes down to naming The Best female rapper of all time. Personally MC Lyte, Lauryn Hill and Queen Latifah are the only worthy competitors in my books.
Music/Radio / Re: Female Rappers That Made My Childhood: Have They Retired? by Troll: 1:23pm On Aug 28, 2014
SirShymex: Lauryn Hill is the best female rapper ever - it's not even close.

She's so good, she's definitely top 15 greatest rappers ever - male and female combined!

Lauryn Hill best female rapper ever?
She was so good She did her best in one album and that was it. It doesn't make her the best ever.
Yea she was lauded with multiple Grammy awards in her first feat (A well written album with wonderful vocal performance -the edge she had over femcees back then cos most don't sing they actually do RAP)

Not to be mistaken, Lauryn can spit fire if she wants to but she just didn't build up on the success of her epic album and that was an epic fail.


Lauryn Hill made the Hip-hop community proud with one feat - That makes her a hero but not the greatest.


Personally, Lauryn Hill = Rap Hero | MC Lyte = Rap Legend

BTW Consistency is what is lacking in the Female Rap Scene (maybe cos of age factor/motherhood) Undoubtedly, Trina is the most consistent femcee in the rap industry with her sixth album in the works spanning over a decade.
Music/Radio / Re: Female Rappers That Made My Childhood: Have They Retired? by Troll: 11:30am On Aug 28, 2014
OP Seems to have a beef with Foxy Brown. Listing ten past femcees without Foxy is total disrespect (Jay-Z would know better). FYI She was Lil Kim's arch-rival, heck their beef was all over the hip-hop community.
What's Sweet Tee doing in a list Foxy Brown (ill Nana) ain't featured.


Personally My Top three femcees are:
MC Lyte (She's a Lyricist not a mere rapper. More Of Intelligent Rap With Less Show-Off)

Foxy Brown (Hardcore, Raw Rapper, Less Show-Off More Explicit Lyrics )

Nicki Minaj (Bubble-Gum Rapper Yet Spit-fire Popstar, She's the queen of Show-Off )
Islam for Muslims / Re: Stop Being A 21st Century Muslim? by Troll: 9:49am On Feb 21, 2013
pmc01: It has come to notice that some so-called 'moderate' Muslims have been condemning a fellow Muslim for writing against celebrating late Goldie Harvey, who has been surrounded with controversy in life and in death, as a national icon. I must say it is very unfortunate for this set of people. This is what I think about them:
'Follow-follow no make me get common sense' na im dey worry many of them. Looking critically at their problem, you'll discover it's inferiority complex that has weakened their morale. They are under self-inflicted pressure to always put up that '21st century' Muslim show. May Allah save us from such disastrous calamity. Amiin.
My advice for them is discover their identity before they get irredeemably lost. If you can't stand firmly for Islam, you will eventually end up miserable. It isn't a curse, it's a known fact; you will just find yourself alone, cold in the wilderness eventually.
The time to embrace your natural identity is now!!!




@OP Lost? Miserable? Embrace Natural Identity? Is This A Joke Or What? cheesy undecided
Was I Born With Religion Inscribed To My Forehead!? How Is It Then My "Natural Identity"?
Bleep Keep Your Religion (No Particular Religion Exempted)
Religion Was Born Out Of Idealogy And Not Biology

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Celebrities / Re: I Am Prettier Than Kim Kardashian - Juliet Ibrahim - [PHOTOS] by Troll: 9:14am On Feb 21, 2013
[size=18pt]I'll Go For Juliet Anytime, Anyday. BTW I AM ROMEO grin[/size]









...In Other News, I've Been Watching Kim K's Sextape On My PC For The Past Three Years, Why The Furk Do I Still Get Hardons Anytime I Pop That Shiit On? undecided

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Celebrities / Re: Picture Of Oluchi Onweagba In Secondary School by Troll: 9:54pm On Feb 20, 2013
solomon111: Thanks.
I just wanted to know your reasons.

You're Welcome. smiley
Celebrities / Re: Picture Of Oluchi Onweagba In Secondary School by Troll: 9:48pm On Feb 20, 2013
solomon111: on what basis are you saying she is not a supermodel?
Care to explain?

A Supermodel Should Be A Household Name (in terms of fashion) Worldwide. Oluchi Is Not This Even Though She's An Icon In Africa.
Though She's Graced The Covers Of Notable Magazines, According To Fashion Experts like Claudia Schiffer; "In Order To Become A Supermodel One Must Be On All The Covers All Over The World At The Same Time So That People Can Recognise The Girls." - Oluchi Was Never This.
A Supermodel Should Be Able To Rake In Millions In Adverts, Runways And Other Endorsements Related To Fashion. Moreso Listed Amongst Forbes' Top Ten List Of Highest Paid Models In The World. - Oluchi Was Never This.



Oluchi Is A Top Model No Doubt, But A Supermodel For Being The MNET Face Of Africa Veteran? Hell No! undecided
Comeback To Argue With Me When She Covers The French, Italian And British Vogue, Vanity Fair Magazines In One Year And Makes Forbes Top Ten. THANKS.
Celebrities / Re: Picture Of Oluchi Onweagba In Secondary School by Troll: 8:58pm On Feb 20, 2013
@OP Oluchi Onweagba Is A Supermodel? undecided I Beg To Differ









She Seems A Top Model To Me, Supermodels To Me Were Twiggy, Elle Macpherson, Naomi Campbell, Kate Moss And Giselle Bündchen...

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TV/Movies / Re: Ice-Prince To Star In 'House Of Gold' Yvonne Nelson's Movie by Troll: 7:19pm On Feb 20, 2013
What Is Wrong With The Mod Called Sexkillz?
He Banned Me In The Romance Section. I Complained On Another Section (Not Before Contributing To The Thread Topic) He Went On To Hide My Post And Banned Me There. For What? I Don't Know undecided...

Below Was What I Complained About After My Initial Reply In The Thread

...On Another NOTE: A Mod Just Banned Me Today For Three Months!? . Imagine? All Cos I Expressed Something Close To First To Comment (Not That I Said That O!)
Sexkillz Abi Whatever Your Moniker Is, Please Note That The Moniker: Troll is Not For "Trolling" I Want To Assume That You Got Misguided On My Choice Of Username.
Please Take Note. CC: Seun and Other Moderators. Thanks.






He May Jump On Here And Probably Ban Me Here. Someone Please Advise Him To Stay Off My Back. Enough Said angry
Family / Re: How Do You Get Your Ex To Stay away From You? by Troll: 1:20pm On Feb 20, 2013
[size=18pt]@OP Hope She's Attractive? Can You Please PM Me Her Number? tongue
I Want To Continue From Where You Stopped. undecided
I'm Sure She'll Forget About You After Confirming My Package grin

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...Life Is All About Packaging. I'm Sure She Dey Enjoy Your Package That's Why She No Want "Left". I'm Very Sure After Confirming Mine She'll Leave You In A Jiffy.
My Shiit Bigger Than Yours *in ricky rozay's voice* cool

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Phones / Re: Open Letter To NCC On Data Bundle Cost by Troll: 10:57pm On Feb 19, 2013
chenu: is blackberry a phone

No, It Is An enohp undecided
Foreign Affairs / Re: 4 Killed In California Shooting Spree by Troll: 10:00pm On Feb 19, 2013
[size=16pt] Grand Theft Auto: Carli Swag Massacre [/size] undecided









...Guns Don't Kill People;Crazy People Kill People
Foreign Affairs / Re: Multimillion-dollar Diamond Heist In Brussels by Troll: 6:12pm On Feb 19, 2013
[size=14pt] Shoot! I Thought I Made It!? angry grin
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Excuse My "Stupidity" I'm Just Expressing My "Daily Five Minutes Of Madness" As Suggested By My Psychiatrist Friend In The U.K grin tongue
Romance / Re: Disadvantages Of Early Marriages by Troll: 5:22pm On Feb 19, 2013
[size=17pt]But Seriously Must One Be Married To Live A Happy Life?


Whose Idea Was That? undecided

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...I Sense Some Peeps Quoting Religious Textbooks Already grin

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Romance / Re: Disadvantages Of Early Marriages by Troll: 5:12pm On Feb 19, 2013
[size=18pt]What Is Marriage? grin[/size]










...I Can't Seem To Find It In My Dictionary undecided

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Phones / Re: Open Letter To NCC On Data Bundle Cost by Troll: 2:59pm On Feb 19, 2013
[size=16pt] @OP Please No Come Put Sand For Our Garri O! angry
Na Me Say Make You No Buy Blackberry!? angry


@NCC Please No Come Precipitate Order Telecom Operators To Reduce Their BB Data Bundle O! Abeg Una angry

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Aproko Android And Iphone Users Always Jealousy BB Users Cos Of BIS....Mtcheeeeww angry tongue


... Sent From My Blackberry 9930 With Unlimited MTN BIS For 3k Only cheesy...Bad Belle Make E Pain Una Wella cheesy

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Family / Re: Why Are You Still Married? by Troll: 10:50pm On Feb 15, 2013
tomakint:
Dude, be careful what you wished for, don't think it's just an online thing...words whether spoken or written have a way of influencing our future beware of the power of the tongue...I hope you will give my advise a thought cool

[size=13pt] It's No Joke. I'm Satisfied With The Life I've Lived, I Just Think I'm On Extra Time. It's Never Obvious That All Men Will Grow Old Before They Die, Marriage Is An Option We Are Free To Accept Or Reject. I Don't Think Growing Old And Still Being Unhappy Is The Best Thing For Me. Sometimes I Feel Like I'm On The "Alexander McQueen State Of Mind". Thanks For The Advice Though.
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Family / Re: Why Are You Still Married? by Troll: 5:55pm On Feb 15, 2013
[size=16pt]I Don't Plan To Get Married. I Want To Die Young, Single And Almost Famous Like Goldie [/size]
Foreign Affairs / Re: Ghana Closes 40 Nigerians’ Shops by Troll: 1:02pm On Feb 14, 2013
[size=15pt]Oya!!! OPERATION GHANA "MAST" GO - SEASON 2 angry
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Education / Re: Unilag Student Sold His Kidney To Graduate by Troll: 1:03pm On Feb 13, 2013
While I Doubt The Authenticity Of This Topic...Please I'm In Need Of Organ Buyers/Receivers In Nigeria, I Want To Sell/Donate My Kidney Too. I Think One Is Enough For Me. I Eat And Live Healthy So There's No Problem.
Celebrities / Re: Tonto Dikeh With And Without Make Up(pictures) by Troll: 1:34pm On Feb 07, 2013
[size=14pt] grin She Reminds Me More Of My Ex-Girlfriend, Always Smiling After Enough Sexx grin
In That Left Pic, She Just Furk Finish!? lipsrsealed tongue
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TV/Movies / Re: 85th Academy Awards (OSCAR) Nomination List by Troll: 8:51pm On Jan 10, 2013
The 85th Academy Awards
Here's the full list of winners (IMO) smiley

BEST PICTURE
Amour
Argo
Beasts of the Southern Wild
Django Unchained
Lincoln
Les Miserables
Life of Pi
Silver Linings Playbook
Zero Dark Thirty

BEST DIRECTOR
Ang Lee, Life of Pi
Benh Zeitlin, Beasts of the Southern Wild
David O. Russell, Silver Linings Playbook
Michael Haneke, Amour
Steven Spielberg, Lincoln

BEST ACTOR
Daniel Day-Lewis, Lincoln
Denzel Washington, Flight
Hugh Jackman, Les Miserables
Bradley Cooper, Silver Linings Playbook
Joaquin Phoenix, The Master

BEST ACTRESS
Naomi Watts, The Impossible
Jessica Chastain, Zero Dark Thirty
Jennifer Lawrence, Silver Linings Playbook
Emmanuelle Riva, Amour
Quvenzhané Wallis, Beasts of the Southern Wild

BEST SUPPORTING ACTOR
Christoph Waltz, Django Unchained
Philip Seymour Hoffman, The Master
Robert De Niro, Silver Linings Playbook
Alan Arkin, Argo
Tommy Lee Jones, Lincoln

BEST SUPPORTING ACTRESS
Sally Field, Lincoln
Anne Hathaway, Les Miserables
Jacki Weaver, Silver Linings Playbook
Helen Hunt, The Sessions
Amy Adams, The Master

ANIMATED FEATURE
Brave
Frankenweenie
ParaNorman
The Pirates! Band of Misfits
Wreck-It Ralph

FOREIGN LANGUAGE FILM
Amour
Kon-Tiki
No
A Royal Affair
War Witch

DOCUMENTARY FEATURE??
5 Broken Cameras
The Gatekeepers
How To Survive A Plague
Searching for Sugar Man

CINEMATOGRAPHY
Anna Karenina
Django Unchained
Life of Pi
Lincoln
Skyfall

COSTUME DESIGN
Anna Karenina
Les Miserables
Lincoln
Mirror Mirror
Snow White and the Huntsman

DOCUMENTARY SHORT??
Inocente
Kings Point
Open Heart
Redemption
Mondays at Racine

FILM EDITING
Argo
Life of Pi
Lincoln
Silver Linings Playbook
Zero Dark Thirty

MAKEUP AND HAIRSTYLING
Hitchcock
The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey
Les Miserables

ORIGINAL SCORE
Anna Karenina
Argo
Life of Pi
Lincoln
Skyfall

ORIGINAL SONG
"Before My Time," Chasing Ice
"Everybody Needs A Best Friend," Ted
"Pi's Lullaby," Life of Pi
"Skyfall," Skyfall
"Suddenly," Les Miserables

PRODUCTION DESIGN
Anna Karenina
The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey
Les Miserables
Life of Pi
Lincoln

ANIMATED SHORT??
Adam and Dog
Fresh Guacamole
Head Over Heels
Maggie Simpson in "The Longest Daycare"
Paperman

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Ballon D'or 2012: How They Voted by Troll: 9:09pm On Jan 08, 2013
The Way This Voting Is Being Done Nowadays; An African Will Never Win The Fifa Ballon D'Or. No Matter How Spectacular He Is On The Pitch. The Europeans Will Always Vote For Their Own. The Public Should Be Given Voting Power Or Else This Is Just Plainly Sentimental Bulshit. Imagine!? angry

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Car Talk / Re: How To Deal With Being Stopped By Police. by Troll: 1:42pm On Jan 07, 2013
Seriously!? All These For Naija Police Or U.K Police? undecided









...Anyways, 3rd To Comment (Glory Be To God). Slowly But Surely I'll Get There. tongue

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