Your boss tells u that u r incompetent and doesn't sack you? That is proof that he still needs ur services. Banks use that line a lot to motivate staff, even if it is -ve motivation. Don't take it too personal unless if ur pride is stronger than ur paycheck. Calm down, look at the situation objectively, appraise what warranted the statement, be responsible for ur own part and if u r good, prove it, but not spitefully. Remember, u r still growing in ur career and need to be longterm in ur responses.

I actually read this epistle to the end...wow! That is a record for me (tapping myself on the back).

Back to the matter. How are u wrong in two houses? Beats me to think that the issue is with them when u r the common factor. U really need to ask a close friend what is it about u that makes ur blood to be easily irritated with you. I don't think u r a bad person else, u wouldn't have attracted a fiance.

Talking about fiance, how far with him? How long before u guys formalise the relationship. From ur gist, u r ready to settle down in ur own home where u will now be the one commanding issues as it is obvious that women are picking issues with you.

Regarding ur moving out or staying put, I think u should have a lengthy discussion with that ur brother that supports u. He knows u. He knows the women in question. He knows u guys history together. He is in prime position to tell which move will be the best.

As for me, I think u should sit with ur mum and talk issues. She seems to listen to talk. Remind her how u r learning how to prepare for ur home through her and how u wld love to leave for ur husband's house from hers. Find words u know will stick and melt her heart.

In any case, goodluck!

Toast babe for market? U go soon toast spirit.

Which part of Nigeria? I no sure say Igbo Accent sexy (except where dem dey pronounce money)....na joke o!

That is some serious face obsession. Where are all those toilet photographers? Here is a record for u to beat!

Are u sure u have d right software? It is actually spelt "Adobe" not "Adube".

For an Egyptian official to find it convenient to tear a Nigerian Passport is proof of how much respect they have for us. And then to push that small boy to the very edge of humanity because he is Nigerian really got to me. The Nigerian Government need to make a very bold statement here. Shameless Egyptians and their useless ambassador. I feel like slapping somebody.

My dear, let me advise u to pray abt it. Last week, I spoke with a guy friend of mine whom all my friends know to be hot tempered. He got married a year ago and confessed to me that he has laid hands on his wife. Marriage doesn't change ppl. If anything, it brings out the worse in them. But if u love him, discuss it at length with him before making ur decision to either go further or call it quits.

58 years old versus 32 years old? Bad business. Very bad.

That is what I call liver-plus-beef! We need an awakening like this instead of the money worship we have so shamelessly adopted in Nigeria

englishmart: poverty intuition

Mr fake-arsse-Englishmart, what is poverty intuition? That you come to NL with a bogus claim that you have information about expensive schools in Nigeria makes you a what? You quote no verifiable source, mention nothing to prove the authenticity of your claim and you have the big-mouth to call another person's reasoning poverty intuition. Better go and find something meaningful to do with your data instead of formulating data and trying real hard to get to front page of Nairaland where your poor mind has not yet informed you has no financial gains. Rubbish!

Ur analysis is deep and technical. I like it. I also like apple products. Ppl underestimate the power of brand loyalty. No other phone product can command the kind of loyalty Apple commands. Ur analysis might fill up a full Thisday newspaper of how better androids are but apple will still sell 4million phones in one night!

Well, it will be wrong to completely blame the wife since we don't know the story. Yes, she should have contained herself but, we don't know the mother-in-law. Some of these mother-in-laws are cut out of pure Satanic material and it takes a wingless angel to resist the temptation to reach out and slap the demon out of them!

Ever since we contained this virus, they have found it difficult to praise us. Now, they are looking for ways to share in the glory. After Obama refused to send us the cure and God had mercy on us by sending us the wisdom, he now wants to send 3000 troops to W.Africa with $750m with a shameless face. They were actually waiting for us to crumble so that we can come begging giving them opportunity to further enslave us.

I was going to fault this theory but the more I read, the more I realise that I know one or two or three or more ppl who fit the descriptions in almost each paragraph. Abuja will tempt u to thiff!

Hehehehehehe....the man was milked to death...chai! I wonder whether he made heaven or...

Na where u get this information from abi all the schools dey receive the morni through you?

Ppl are amazing with some questions fa! So, a woman goes to the same school a guy goes to, passes through the same stress and finally gets a good job. And there is this car she has been dreaming of, now she can afford it. And then, what? She should ask the society if its right for her to fulfill a dream because she's unmarried? Hia! This is serious. Yes, I know our society is skewed to believe that a woman with means is not controllable, but I think a man who goes into a relationship with the mind to control a woman should also please tell her which coven of witches he belongs to!

Where d pishure?

I know its just fish that would have made an evening sweet at a point-and-kill joint but I sincerely respect the value of life that westerners have. To pay almost 40000 naira for a fish brain surgery is really not a Nigerian thing.

Eagle no dey wear hat.

See wetin better 16year old dey think? All our teenagers want to do now is sag their pants, wear tight-fitting tops and insult elders!

E be like say d danfo wey u dey enter no dey geh any football fan. u no go ever forget them when they compare Hazard left foot to Ronaldo's right kick!

Afghanistan:
What kind of joke is that one. This boy better don't provoke me this friday morning o. ......If you are looking for trouble, try looking elsewhere abeg. Only an illiterate will poke nose into matters that's not his concern. I did not beg you to read my post. Neither did I roll on the floor for you to comment. My topics have been on frontpage before so I'm not concerned whether this one also gets to frontpage too. I wrote it for people who desire to seek knowledge and if you don't want to know anything, you can kindly walk out of this thread. Better be careful.

Op, this is nairaland. Its no man's land. And its our land. If you answer everybody here, u'll soon have a permanent room in a psychiatric ward. Let it slide. Nice post by the way.

I no go again. Sokoto, here I come!

Na wa o. With the kind poor ink we use in our certificate printings here in Nigeria, lamination helps preserve our certifications. God help us.

Jazz that keeps u from police cell for ten years? Legendery. Sense that keeps u ahead of Nigerian security forces for over ten years? Gangster!

Ppl can so lie! Bishop David Olaniyi Oyedepo was born on the 27th of September, 1954. Where u see 13th October for hin Cerfitikate?

Most born again babes don't make theirselves attractive, can't hold a meaningful conversation without Jesus-ing it (no offence to the Big Guy), don't go the extra mile with a guy, have pious faces and have no concept about fun!

Bros, it depends on the bathroom o! There bathrooms that inspire prayers of deliverance instead of melodious singing!

What's up with this guy na? Last time, he knew we'll lose. Now, he felt we'll draw. Dem don dey pay this guy to rig matches?