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Nigerians that marry these foreign wives really do have a burden on their hands
You have to constantly explain and re-explain yourself
Give ample notices,excuses and answer a million whys
It must be very tiring
I can't imagine a husband always explaining what a particular food is called,the ingredients,translate not only his local language but pidgin English too.
It's hard enough to marry from another tribe where the spouse doesn't understand the language but at least the Nigerian experience and expectation is very similar.
If I go village or anywhere in Naija with my oga and the generator is broken down,I will happily use lamps at night,happily draw water from a "drum" with bucket,bathe out of the bucket and happily pour a bucket of water into the toilet to flush.
But these our men have to bend over backwards to cater to the comfort of these their foreign wives.
God forbid the generator breaks down.
He may start apologizing and may be forced to fan the woman all night while she complains of how hot the place is
If the gas cylinder is empty suddenly, how will she cook with a kerosene stove or firewood sef if need be?
These men dey try o
If I be man,I no fit carry that kain load ,marriage is hard enough

This is sad
and there are many women out there who would do anything to call that baby Jennifer their own and give the baby a good home.
Life is so unfair.
I have an aunt that has been married for 2 decades with no child she would cry her eyes out and ask God why if she heard this sort of story

190 since no woman has agreed for you so far,you fit try man
maybe na for ya fellow man ,ya luck go shine

Kc3000:
Oh my goodness, why did the Ilugunboy have to insert his ethnic bigotry into this matter. Is this the first time someone has quite his/her political party in Nigeria??

see his name na
Ilugunboy
sounds like jujuboy
maybe na one sacrificed to the god of small pox shoponna sef,who knows

If anything happens to Theodore Orji from now on,someone should ask Orji Uzor Kalu and his diabolic Jezebel of a mother serious questions.
Remember you read it here.
Thank God the guy has broken free.
I hope he has publicly denounced their[b] Okija diocese[/b] too and covered himself with the blood of Jesus

davidylan:
a big shame to all of you . . . busy discussing cleavages and "things down there". Where are your christian morals?

This is my day of blessings !!!
David my dear brother
I have missed you tons
How is my intelligent little brother doing?
Where is TOH?
have you found mrs Right?
Good to see you

Look at these Igbo boys o
make unu hold unaselves please
there are little girls on the forum

jidobaba:
^^ even the lord couldnt stop me now

Hmm!

jidobaba:
egad, how you take know?!
infact, right now am shaving the carrot

Sanitize your mind broda.
The trumpet could sound now
Do you want to be in that position if the Lord should come now?

presido1:
Awww and am warm all the time so . That shows that cold enhances the excitement.

Honestly[b] you girls should be wearing magzy or what ever the spelling is[/b].

lol ,as though you can't see the shape on an Ikebe through a maxi
For your information,women still get r.aped in Muslim countries in large numbers
women wearing burquas and maxis,how does that happen?
a man's eyes can pierce through burquas to see whatever he wants to see
every man knows that underneath all that blanket lies a woman so your theory is flawed

tpiah:
and this is why prostitution will ever be with us.

see how osisi take style dey talk p.orn for here, knowing the males with s.ex addiction wont focus again.

ROFL
some people may be dousing themselves with ice cubes now as we type
Tpiah I am innocent of all charges please

Beaf:
The simple solution is to tell sista's not to dance, so that the House of God can remain holy. Because it only takes the big arse on sista Bimbo to jiggle "somehow" for fire to explode in a gentlemans head and for his manliness to begin controlling the brain. Women should praise the Lord while sitted.

Honestly less men will make heaven than women
So you come to the house of God to watch sister Bimbo?
What type of Spirit are you people filled with?

dayokanu:
Rita is the short form of Senorita abi.

Those[b] erect n1pples nko? that show through your tight tops?[/b]

That is caused by cold weather
has nothing to do with excitement

FL Gators:
Not our fault, we dress to look good.

You guys should mind your work and not ample bosoms or watermelon booty.

rotfl.
Plz ohsisi is here, dont go there. I've not experienced anything.

A very good advantage, that is.

Gbam!
Morenike is innocent until proven guilty

dayokanu:
You see the wahala women can cause to the career of a man?

Assuming someone was there in the crown who wanted to take him to Hollywood, Thats how he woulda missed the contract

Liar liar, coming to internet to claim sister while tormenting young men all over the state of Georgia.

Aunty Rita, e no good o

Na only auntie Rita
Auntie senorita Nko?

presido1:
Complete lost i swear, for church? He must have undressed a sister with his mind and eyes. [b]why cant he wear agbada [/b]or is he oyibo?

ROFL
He is Oyibo
This is very funny
Agbada would have been a perfect solution so he can keep ministering but he is Oyibo

dayokanu:
Hmm, O[b]sisi you are the one corrupting the mind of this young men in your church, Should anyone of them miss heaven, their blood would be on your head[/b]

Now you just got FL Gators salivating,

Tufiakwa!!
It wasn't me o
I wore and still wear conservative clothing
No one sees my ample cleavage except my hubby and I intend to keep it that way

FL Gators:
L.O.L


I actually thought you guys were joking. For real.  This is not funny, you guys are just too Hot.
I always be seeing my chinese instructor scratching his balls. Maybe he doesnt wash down there, I thought.

The things I realized after I became more mature eh
On Campus as a teenager while we watched a live drama one man there kept touching his something,all the ladies were so uncomfortable
he kept grabbing and pushing the thing  while on stage and I honestly thought he wanted to pee pee or something.
It was horrible to watch.
Erection was the last thing on my mind till many years later when I made the connection that he could be trying to put his thing down
and boy ,was he nervous?
He ruined the whole play

presido1:
You sef, one day i will see you in that kinda outfit. E go be helele.

Its not funny at all, thank God for AC if not i for catch fire today. Being on suit all day to avoid embarrassing myself. Now i will start knotting long ties that will cover my flap b4 somebody ask me whatz in there.

I have seen men walk around with obvious erections
It is an embarrassing sight
One man in my church choir was even singing with obvious erections for several Sundays until he quit the choir
Maybe the Pastor and elders asked him to stop since he wasn't ministering to anyone and his bulge was a distraction.
I pretended  I didn't see it until my husband commented,in fact at first I was convinced that maybe I was just seeing things
but true true d broda was having full fledged erection and was trying to cover it with one hand and holding the mic with anoda
I don't know the sister that was making him that way since my church was a conservative one.

dayokanu:
Egsaji wetin? Try be a man for a day in those office with female colleagues wearing those ridiculous cleavage revealing thing, Dont you notice men tend to sit down more and the ones that walk around put their hands in their pocket or your otherwise elquent colleague just goes blank while giving a speech.


Why do you think strip clubs are always filled every day despite that we see legs, bosoms, and midriff. Like dat one in your profile wey no dey gree me rest all day
I saw a man over 50 on wheelchair sticking $1 bills by the side of the stage even went for a lap dance inside at Delilahs den in NJ


What do you expect? We have testosterone in our system

so you too dey patronize them too?
Chei Dayo

FL Gators:
Anywaz. . . . I've never heard about a paralyzed man who couldnt get it up

Morenike don spoil
how do you know these facts?
you don begin check out paraplegic men in the trauma unit ?

It's amazing how these little boys let their testosterone take over for nothing sake
so what if a man was admiring your girlfriend
Didn't you admire her at some point before she became your gf?
a girlfriend that may be another person's girlfriend 6 months down the line
She probably dated someone before you and would move on to someone else after you so why kill yourself over nothing.
so what will you do if someone made passes at your wife?
Kill the admirer and kill yourself?
There are better ways to show your manliness and displaying it over a girl that would probably mean nothing to you the same time next year is plain stoopidity.
Until a man and woman say "I do" ,they are fair game IMHO, they are free to chase and be chased
so deal with it mr poster,that's the way the world goes.

_{Oh dear,why does Seun allow JSS students to post in his forum,this thing should have an age limit.
at least 25 for boys and 20 for girls}

offtopic

Looks like the Delta princess is expecting a delta liitle prince
Congrats
The wedding picture in your profile says so
I get mature eyes
If it's a girl name it Onome if you're from the area that gives that name
I had a childhood friend Onome and I love that name
The other name I love from that area is Ejiro

Congrats to Siena and Mrs Siena,I love you both and wish you well

stillwater:
Are you guys just exaggerating?

The same thing I want to know
I read another male poster on another thread say how he had to use ice water on his "abunna" to calm it down because the thing refused to go down.
I was like OMG
It's that bad?
these men need to tell us more

So I met a guy (Let’s call this guy Bros X) who told me he wanted a serious relationship with me. X really put a lot of pressure on me to date him. X wasn’t the only guy asking me out but I chose Bros X because I liked his outlook on life. X wasn’t the richest toaster I had but I felt he had a future. And I had never been moved by display of wealth; rather I have always been moved by a man’s way of treating me! And X at that time was sweet and loving and piled loads of attention on me!
To cut a long story short, I started dating X seriously. I started out liking X, but I later fell head over heels for him. Of a truth, X was my first love; I had never been close like that to any guy! With X, I discovered love and loving. We played, we laughed, we argued, we quarreled, we made up, and we made future plans. I made sacrifices for X. He made sacrifices for me too (but I won’t mention them here, for the sake of anonymity). My relationship with X was the envy of everyone! My love for X was true and pure, even though I wasn’t his mother!
Then I ran into you again….
You invited me to your house but I refused to visit. (I hated visiting guys!!! I have had doors locked on me (and the keys pocketed) by visiting the wrong guys. I have had to fight and struggle while a guy tried to push up my skirt. So I chose whom I visited very carefully and always looked for escape routes even before sitting down). But after a lot of coaxing, I visited you out of curiosity. I didn’t want to judge you on my past experiences… besides I still liked you and I wanted you as a friend though X was the one I loved and wanted to spend my life with.
At your house, we talked. You sat a respectful distance away from me and I must admit I was impressed by your self control. I got to know you used to be a cultist back in school. You told me only because I saw a ragged scar on your arm and I asked you about it. You told me it was a youthful mistake and it’s not something you were proud of. It was in your past and you hated talking about it. But you were honest enough to let me into a past you were so ashamed of. We only talked and when I left, a hug was all there was!
TO BE CONTINUED

lola-luv:
@Ohsisi-Sometimes, don't movies show what happens in the real? Sometimes don't you see a movie and tell yourself, that happened to someone I know?  

I don't know about any movie, I'm only talkin about what happened to me. Atimes, my life is so crazy that I feel like I'm in a movie!

My dear let me speak from experience no good man  or woman
slips from anybody's hands
If for any reason you didn't see him good enough to be your man,he just wasn't good enough or you are not the right woman for him
It's as simple as that.
From the little I've read so far,you have issues with you
You need to heal from your past wrong choices by whatever means you choose because obviously some other men are now made to bear the consequences of your past tragic affairs.
If you don't do this,many more men supposedly good men will slip through your fingers until you deal with you.

FL Gators:
Ohsisi, better go and find a female Hausa friend. You guys can start sharing attires now.

The rules were made for people like you that insist on using your Double D's to mesmerize innocent male co-workers on the job

4 Play:
I was wondering today whether I'm a perv or to blame the woman when I managed to sustain a full erection in my lunch break with a female colleague. Her clothing wasn't helping matters. Thank God for dress down Friday which meant I was wearing jeans, would have had a lot of explaining to do.  

One day, I[b] might have to strap my abunna to my thighs with duct tape to conceal a raging trouser snake. [/b]

Even 4play
a Spirit filled broda is standing at attention in the workplace.
Biko strap on jor
before you scare your female co workers

nollywood movie.
true life experiences of a senior girl

OgidiBoy:
The hope of Africa just got crushed, I smell a conspiracy, it's all whitey's fault again

Gbam!
I will eat 5 kpoff kpoffs to that

My son is in tears and I feel his little pain

Siena:
Lol, my sista, how body nah? 

Na which abroad you dey for? Make I check whether na d same one me dey sef. 

LOL
I dey Amirika
That is my abroad
I know say you dey drink tea with Eliza

You won't see efulefus like sjeezy on threads like this
Like someone earlier said,if the name had been Chukwuma Okoro,him and his gang would have been dancing owanbe all over this thread.
When some of us tell them that Nigerians are corrupt period,they refuse to listen.