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There is I nothing I won't read on this forum.
Why is the buttocks area the darkest part of the body?

like Richard mofe Damijo or bigger?

I enjoy omugwo
you will eat yam peppersoup with okporoko like crazy

and who is the chicken speaking?

Nigeria's drug enforcement agency says it has arrested a politician who allegedly swallowed 2 kilograms (nearly 4.5 pounds) of cocaine to fund his election campaign.


The Associated Press
LAGOS, Nigeria —

Nigeria's drug enforcement agency says it has arrested a politician who allegedly swallowed 2 kilograms (nearly 4.5 pounds) of cocaine to fund his election campaign.


The National Drug Law Enforcement Agency said Monday it arrested 52-year-old Eme Zuru Ayortor at Lagos' Murtala Mohammed International Airport. The agency says the pharmacist-turned-politician was trying to board a flight to Germany when a scanning machine detected an abnormality in his stomach.


Agents say they[b] found 100 individually wrapped packages of cocaine inside his body.[/b] The agency says the politician claimed his failed 2007 run for the Edo state House of Assembly ruined him financially and smuggling drugs was the only way he could fund his 2011 election bid. He has yet to be charged.

oya my dear,go ahead and propose and later the details of the mess will make a hot thread that will grow to 25 pages in 2 hours.
There's been several before like that and we enjoyed them with the accompanying pictures
I'm actually longing for one right now.


<sub>singing

boy I like the way you do me
you go wound o
you go wound o my baby</sub>

Don't you dare do any such thing ,my dear!!
Never ever ever propose to man

[size=24pt]NEVER[/size]

Are you desperate?

The day you have your lovers fights that is bound to happen,you don't want a man telling you how you hoodwinked him into marriage.
I say don't you ever think about it
A woman should be chased, pursued and proposed to.
Don't sell yourself short.
If you doubt me ask your mother.
This is so uncool
Don't even try it.

If he wants you he'll propose
If you propose ,will you get him an engagement ring too?

It's a totally different thing to tell a man how you feel about him especially if there's already a friendship going than asking him to marry you.
I even want to cry thinking about this
Tufiakwa to the power infinity

and the man died!

How am I sure it wasn't goat meat in that coffin
As far as I'm concerned,the man died and was buried in Saudi
Did anyone see him alive?
where are the pics?
did we see a body lying in state?
It could have been a carton of beer in there for all I care

I have enjoyed your posts here David.

Published 04/30/2010
By Allen Starbury




Uh oh! One of Hollywood's hottest actresses is back on the market again , it's Halle Berrrrrryyy, as Hurricane Chris would say.

That's right. According to RadarOnline.com, t[b]he 43-year-old actress has broken up with 34-year-old model boyfriend Gabriel Aubry, with whom she's been dating for five years.
[/b]
Apparently, the couple quietly split months ago and have been working out a custody agreement for their daughter.

"Gabriel just felt it wasn't working anymore," a source told RadarOnline. "When they were first together, the nine-year age difference between them didn't phase him, she was the most beautiful woman he had ever dated and he was totally in love.

"But as time went on he started feeling it more and more. Also, Gabriel started noticing other women, and being attracted to others, and he felt it just wasn't right to stay with Halle in those circumstances."

They met at a Versace store opening in Manhattan in February 2006. Two years later, they had a daughter together.

The break-up is the latest in a series of failed relationships for the Oscar-winning actress. Her first marriage, to former baseball player David Justice, ended acrimoniously after five years amid accusations from Berry of domestic abuse. Then, Halle married singer Eric Benet ended, but called it quits after four years when she discovered he had cheated on her. Benet went into treatment for sex addiction, but Halle filed for divorce.


After two failed marriages, Halle publicly stated that she was over the marriage thing. When she met Aubry she stated that her "life was already complete without the need for a marriage."

Kay 17:
This is a very bad image for Islam. it is impossible for Muslims to prove to the world that these suicidal young men are not influenced by the teachings of the Prophet Mohammed.

This is Islam at it's finest
Go and check it out
all the jihadist Muslims are the ones who hold fast to the tenets of Islam
they pray 5 times a day and are at the mosques even before the doors open
Their wives wear the Islamic coverings and they have a full beard and go to mecca regularly,know arabic like their own navel and have read and researched the life of Mohammed.
They have the mark of the bast on their foreheads i.e evidence of knacking head on the ground constantly.
The deeper one goes into islam,the deadlier they become
The only peaceful ones are the ones like oyb and lagosbobo who are Muslim just by virtue of their birth

Another peaceful Muslim

they should tell that to osama bin laden and the thousands of Nigerian muslims who celebrated 9/11 on the streets
The killers of theo van gogh and hundreds of thousands of innocents murdered if not millions
The families of all the killed
They should tell that to Mohammed himself who advocated violence as a means of spreading his religion,the example these Muslims follow.
We cannot be deceived

Must they pour a gallon of groundnut oil on the abs for us to see it?
Rubbish

[quote author=Aloy+Emeka link=topic=431969.msg5978348#msg5978348 date=1272649244]Actually, muslims divorce less and even though they marry multiple women, they are beginning to look like they have more respect for marriage than christians who can divorce for anything. half of these divorces in Nigeria are related to the pastors prophecy and all that. The abundance of pastors and different kinds of churches in the south west is another contributor to the high divorce rate because most of them seek answers to everything spiritually and half of these pastors are charlatans anyway.[/quote]look at the names in the articles posted I say
are they not sakirat and hudirats?

uplawal:
in Islam though both are nurtured rightly and no poo from no male child

Yeah!
They are nurtured as almajiris and then they graduate into mutallab

Look at the articles so far
na so so sakirat,mudirat,risikat
are they ifa priestesses?
everything is not Muslim V Christian and if you insist,your own camp stinks to high heavens

Gamine:
This is already May, and people here are just hearing what happened in February
surprising.

I bet no one knows that the reason behind the divorce is Benny Hinn's Homosexual affairs
Keep worshiping all these Men of Gut, Your disappointments havent started yet.

Yes
we're just hearing about it.
Not everyone pursues news
Please how did you know about his so called homo affairs
were you the p$mp

Nimshi:
Er, so Mr. Hinn would everyone believe he never had no hint, the children had no hint, her parents had no hint, and, er, the Holy Spirit didn't tell him? Either Benny Hinn or his wife is a liar.

- He says he'll continue praying for the sick and he admits his family needs healing. Why doesn't he first pray for the healing of his family?

- It is disgraceful that this man will out his wife as a loon to the world.

- Of course, his business empire matter much more to him than his family.

- He says his children are doing well; what about his wife?

- And he gets another hanger-on to give him a fantastic recommendation.

- He claims "moral cleanness"; what does that mean? His wife has filed for divorce; he admits his family is sick, yet, his concern is mainly for his "partners", people who send him funds. If a man does not care for those his own, hasn't he also disowned the faith and become worse than a person without faith?

- A word for all you Benny Jinn "partners"; his wife will be gunning for about 50% of all those donated money; deal with that.
.

You sound like you have a score to settle with the man personally
why don't you write him a letter or take a flight to Dallas Fort Worth before the thing enters your head well well

What is happening to marriage
Paula white,Juanita Bynum now Benny Hinn?

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Thanks people.
Glad you liked my video clip.

[quote author=pres-elect link=topic=413608.msg5955913#msg5955913 date=1272312427]ebelebe igba
ebelebe igba
ebelebe nke igba igba igbakirigba

osisi, from nowhere gi agbaa life with nkwa umuagbogho. nwanne yorima nkwa gi oooo. . . mana ka m juo kwa o, gini mere iji dee aha toshman eze umunwanyi n'egwu ahu. then gi bia si ikomi lere nkwa. nwanne na wa for you . . .

mana ina ayokwa nkwa o. echekwa m na iwu mama mmadu, amaghi m na iwukwa agboghobia o . . . . chei . . ikomi na toshnwanyi leeeee . . .
osisi biko jirikwa wedding ring gi ebe obula ina aga o, maka ndi dika agaba na tosh . . na ikomi . . na . . . . . ndi ozo na achoghi ilu nwanyi ma ha anaghi eji anya ahu nwayi no na di [/quote]A bu m mama nmadu
i ga anu olu umuaka na di video
o kwa nwa m nwanyi n'ese di video
o nmadu buru zie mama ya ahapu i di nma?
amutago m umu n'acho i banye na university sef

Ikomi lekwa m ebe m no n'agba egwu n'ekele kwa Chineke

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Everytime you people will be talking about marriage
since this site started how many of you have married anyone?
na just talk talk.
marriage ko manage ni

[quote author=Aloy+Emeka link=topic=431969.msg5944037#msg5944037 date=1272063993]How true is that when Igbo women are more educated than Yoruba women by a very wide margin?. Shouldn't the reverse be the case since Igbo women are the most educated in Nigeria?. You will also notice that divorce rate is lowest in the North. I think it has to do with religion because Igbos and Hausa/Fulanis are more attached to religion than Yorubas . It has nothing to do with independence because many cases I've read here are triggered more by poverty.




Divorce is not progressive change. I think its a retrogressive change[don't ask me why]. The woman who divorced her husband because of his tiny kini just made fun of matrimony. If divorce is signs of progression, then we would have been many years ahead of many in civilization because Nigerian men have been in this divorce game many years before Nigerian women.[/quote]Aloy you missed the entire point the poster made.
Yorubas generally speaking embraced western education earlier than any tribe in Nigeria,that is an indisputable fact.
and with that comes a sense of independence on the women.

Igbo women are very hardworking and industrous absolutely no doubt about that but the stigma of divorce in Igboland is worse than in Yorubaland.
It's not uncommon for a Yoruba woman who left a bad marriage to be quickly snatched up by another man even with 3 kids sef.
How common is that in Igboland?
Even a single,beautiful unmarried ,never married girl in Igboland with just one kid will have a hard time getting a spouse because they see her as tainted talk less of a woman who has been married to someone else.
Aloy,do you want to tell me you've never heard if family members advising a young man not to marry someone because someone had previously attempted to carry wine on her head.
I'm not talking of completed tradition wedding rites
I am talking of suitors that stopped after the "knocking on the door" phase.
That is enough to chase other prospective suitors away when they hear it since everyone will be wondering why the previous suitor "ran away".

You know I'm a proud Igbo woman anyday but the Igbo culture is hard on women when it comes to divorce and re-marriage.
And you know that when the woman walks out on the marriage,the kids are usually taken by the husband and his family
Which woman wants to leave her kids behind?
so they stay.
That is the singular reason we have very few divorce in Igboland
It's not because our men are super nice.

Of course I'm not saying again that all Yoruba women are this liberated.
Certainly not
But they are now used to a legal system that can even grant them custody of the kids plus child support enforced by law.
Igboland has a long way to go in this.
My family has been a victim of this so I speak from experience.
It was just recently that my aunt reunited with her kids after she was basically chased out of her matrimonial home without her 4 children and was not allowed contact.
Not even to take her box of clothes and wrappers or hug her kids.
Thank God the kids are now back with our family

[quote author=ruba_slipa link=topic=431969.msg5939562#msg5939562 date=1272007413]Ohsisi o!, you spoke well. Rastamann +1. I remember when women in Yorubaland hardly got divorced. First it started happening in Lagos, then it spread to smaller towns. What has caused this? Have Yoruba men suddenly started behaving worse? Have Yorubas suddenly abolished dowry or bride price? Are Igbo men that much better husbands than Yoruba men (I've heard that they are a bit better). No, the real reason is increasing women's education, employment and organisation has opened their eyes, and they realise that sometimes it's better to be alone than have someone destroying your life, and making you unhappy every day. The more it happens, the more the stigma disappears. It was the stigma that was preventing desperate women from divorcing. It will also spread in Igboland. Not many women leave their husbands easily - they know very well that they will be poorer, and that the chances of remarriage are not too good in our society. Nobody wants to raise their children alone, and men don't like taking on other men's kids.

Any progressive change in 9ja society, backwards people start to cry 'one of those western vices introduced into mother africa'. In the case of marriage, you will notice that it is mostly men that will say that 'you shouldn't divorce, no matter what' or 'divorce should not be an option'. You are closed-eyed people, who have never noticed what many women go through even in an average marriage in Naija. Are you even adults? Not many women divorce just because of money - it's often that the man is spending money on something/someone else. Often women stay with a man, even though they meet his outside children. Most women don't divorce the first time their husband is drunk, or the first time he beats them. And there is a lot of other bad behaviour that can wear you down over years.

pres-elect: 'in the absence of wife battery, and perhaps infidelity, *any other thing can be tolerated*'. Do you know how ridiculous this statement is? So in the quoted case of the woman who only saw her husband twice a year, she should put up with it? Why? Few men or women are even nearly perfect, but ask yourself these questions:

on average,
* who behaves worse in a marriage, men or women?
* who chops something outside their marriage more often, men or women?
* in olden days, who had the main power to divorce, men or women?
* who is expected to forgive their spouse's bad behaviour most often, men or women?
* who can use money and/or authority as a weapon in a relationship most often, men or women?

now,
* who thinks more about the children, men or women?
* who loses more from divorce, men or women?
* who gets labelled 'divorcee' and takes the stigma, men or women?
* who is usually advised to resume their marriage, men or women?
* is the word 'promiscuous' usually applied to men or women?

Some of you commenters are such hypocrites - as men, you would never put up with bad treatment yourselves. Yeah, I mean you, cantell, munky etc. Do more women leave their husbands because of somebody outside, or do more men do it? I'm happy for those whose parents stayed together through thick and thin, but some people's situation is different, and they are better off out of it. Sometimes it is directly better for the children to live in a happy house with one parent rather than a tragic house with both parents. Don't use the kids as blackmail to keep a rotten marriage together.

The past was not a paradise, many people were just forced to live in misery. What you 'traditionalist' guys really mean is 'you women should shut up and put up with it'. Luckily, we are slowly leaving those days behind, and we ain't going back.[/quote]Gbam!
nothing to add or remove

[quote author=Aloy+Emeka link=topic=435436.msg5944303#msg5944303 date=1272070394]I am suspecting that your mother didn't breastfeed you very well; thats why you get excited at any female figure shaking her body. Chemical castration may help you out before this disease lures you to jail as a intimacy offender.


Ohsis, your shape is the bomb. How did you manage to keep fit after 3 kids?[/quote]My brother na small discipline plus exercise o.
who tell u i get 3 kids

yes I was