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hubcruz:
Still on

Location

hubcruz:
no deal

3.2m
Where is the car located ?

phelonrays:
Definitely the man has achieved what your entire generation wouldn't be able to contain..... why tag him a failure or is it because he looses election..should that justify him as a failure??

Read Buhari history you'll know who or what a failure is.....

Boss,
Abeg make we take am easy oh. This people dey their house dey enjoy,we Dey here dey abuse each other.
I can’t wait to see the day,we go divert our strength to loving one another.

3M cash �

PotatoSalad:
Ladies with weak boyfriends smh.
You dare not try this shii with me, I'll strangle your ghost

Baba, get her arrested or go in peace. Strangling her ghost can lead to arrest and detention.

Government see weed in your house,it’s yours. They see Gold in your house,it’s for the government.

Smuggle Gold = trouble,but better than smuggling Drugs.

Wetin poor man go do,wey den no go talk.

YUNGCONCEPT11:
Well done ...keep deceiving your self

Baba Na so stories dey fly those days,no internet to confirm it.
I don’t believe that story 1% if anyone is here with proof,please share. Because nairaland Na google of Naija.
Finally FYI,baba repent of those misdeeds b4 death....

Pascopele:
A girl can't be happier than when her boyfriend's mother calls her

" OUR WIFE "

She can even wash the family gate.

IBA oooooo,
.[/quote]Once a lady is not moved,by those lines. Egbon na Katiga you bring 4 House.

For those of you,who no know d meaning of katiga...,, Awon egbon to Dile Mu,Awon Mummy Adugbo,Awon Iya Ooooooooooo.

internationalman:
As for Me weed was the best thing that happened to me.

When I was having trouble sleeping it made me sleep like a baby

When I lost appetite it made me eat like a glutton

When I was feeling timid it made me brave..

All these things happened with zero side effects..

Lastly no matter the amount of hatred I had for you, weed would surely make see you as my friend.. This reason is why Blackface matter tire me

Rather smoke weed! Onigbo Loma,mu oloti dele!

Barrister026:
When next them won fuckc they need to call you to come point touch

Barrister.Kontinyuuueee

XhosaNostra:
I was inside a taxi once when all of a sudden my stomach started churning & I got all sweaty. I knew it was a bad case of a stomach bug. I had to go! It was so urgent, I almost used my handbag as a toilet. Needless to say, I got off the taxi & ran into the nearest house to use the loo. I couldn't even see clearly, that's how terrible it was. I walked into this house & asked to use the toilet, without waiting for a reply I found it by myself. After I was done doing my business, the embarrassment & shame set it. It took me about 30 minutes to summon enough courage to walk out. I sheepishly made my way to the sitting room, quietly introduced myself & apologized for the intrusion The mother was very nice & understanding, fortunately

Hahahhaha hahahha
This is a testimony.

Question (1) are you not cheating too?

Question (1) Na broke the glass to the White House?

Life Na Jeje,my guy.

Na this people make King David and King Solomon,hear Wen.

If you no activate,OYO mode. Na palava you dey find.

And please life just start with you,many many ladies full the world waiting to see your charming smile and give you all you want.

baby124:
Like this one that can send your wife on recharge card errand and you support him right? When he asks her to pull pant you have no right to be angry at your wife or him. After all your wife must submit to you, your friends and your family. Even your brothers should be able to send her message at will and also chop from the National cake since your friend who is an outsider can feel comfortable doing such.

Surulere!
Na Macho Men,dem Dey Bleep deir wife with total submission,gentleman like me don leave my case for God.
I live by this lines :
There is more hope for a fool than for someone who says, "I'm really smart!"

baby124:
Good friends indeed. Try to make lifetime decisions like the choice of a spouse your own personal decision! Most friendships don’t last more than 20yrs and if something happens to you these friends will Bleep your wife and kids before helping them. That is when you will know the worth of friendship. Try to have a mind of your own.

Good friends,are rare. They never find no sexual pleasure in their friends Wife.

baby124:
Lmaooo. So you rely on friends and strangers to convince you on who to marry and give regular updates to reassure you that you made the right decision. Lmaooo

There is something called,good friends. They sometimes help with good ideas.

Chinnyrita27:
Good day nairalanders. I created this account to seek for advice as I am confused and crying as I type this. I have been happily married for 4 years with a daughter of 3 and my husband. Not about a week ago, I had issues with one of his friend in his absence in our home. He had this close friend who came visiting on a faithful evening last Monday(I was not strong enough to go to work),he came when my husband wasn't around so I had to leave whatever I was doing to keep him company while we wait for my husband, at some point I offered to get him food, he obliged and ate, it was not upto 30 minutes after eating, he asked me to go buy him card. Politely, I told him I can't as was so tired and weak to walk about 10 minutes under the sun, i suggested to recharge free for him from my bank, he insisted, frowned his face and asked if I was trying to tell him that he can't recharge from his account, I was shocked, he stood up angry and aggressively and drove out of the compound. I didn't utter a word, I was angry but kept calm.

Not until my husband came back, and when I was about to welcome him but, he angrily yield and screamed at me and asked why I had to insult his friend and call him poor. I angrily asked him why he believed his friend without trying to confirm the from me, we deeply quarrelled and he made statement threatening to end the marriage if I cannot respect his friends and his people. I have never disrespected him or any of his friends and family members before, I'm so confused, we have not be conversing and relating well since Monday. I tried to make peace with him as I wasn't comfortable keeping malice with him but he said I will have to apologise to his friend which is something I don't think I can do.

I am so confused, what should I do?

Hellos Sister,
Hope this helps. Real men keep certain things to themselves,he might have been instrumental in getting things going,he might even be one of the guys who advised,bros to marry you.

When some always say good things in your back about you. Now that person come complain,the man go see you as the Badoo here.

(1) beg friend and keep your house,beg your husband and give him lots of love. (2) don’t go back to that point trying to prove your innocence.

Life goes on.

Ejeka pe were,loko iyawo. Kale rona GBA.

Thanks �

KingOfAllIgbos:


FFK, Chief Exporter of Sperm to Biafra Republic

Lol....
Those handsome boys don’t look,FFK @ all.

Jazak Allahu kairah

theoldpretender:
Epilepsy in babies
If a baby has epilepsy, it means they have had seizures. This information is about seizures in 2 groups of babies:

Babies under 1 month old (newborn or neonates)
Babies between the age of 1 month and 1 year (infants)
Seizures in babies under 1 month old (newborn or neonates)
The brains of newborn babies are sensitive to seizures in the first week of life. Some babies will continue to have seizures as they get older, but some babies will never have any more. It really depends on:

The type of seizures they have
Why they started
When they started
What types of seizures do newborn babies have?
Subtle seizures – In babies, seizures might not be obvious to an onlooker. Their seizures may show as changes in breathing patterns or movements of their eyelids or lips. They may have bicycling movements of their legs, brief jerks or episodes of stiffening of their body and limbs. They might be less alert than usual. It might be difficult to attract their attention and their eyes may not focus properly.

Clonic seizures - the baby may have jerking or stiffening of an arm or leg that can switch from side to side.

Myoclonic seizures – the baby’s whole upper body may suddenly jerk forward. Or both their legs may jerk up towards their stomach, with their knees bent.

Tonic seizures – the baby’s body will stiffen and their eyelids might flicker.

Seizures in babies between the age of 1 month and 1 year (infants)
What types of seizures do infants have?
Clonic seizures - the baby may have jerking or stiffening of an arm or leg that can switch from side to side.

Infantile spasms - the baby may bend forward and their body, arms and legs go stiff. Or their arms and legs might be flung outwards. These seizures usually affect both sides of the body equally.

Myoclonic seizures – the baby’s head may appear to be nodding, or their whole upper body may suddenly jerk forward. Sometimes babies’ legs jerk up towards their stomach, with their knees bent.

Tonic seizures – the baby’s body will stiffen and their eyelids might flicker.

Focal seizures - the baby will stop what they are doing, and they won’t be aware of what is going on around them. They may stare, or move their eyes or head to one side. One side of their body might jerk, and this could change from one side to the other. The baby might go on to have a tonic-clonic (convulsive) seizure.

What causes seizures in newborn babies and infants?
There are many causes of seizures in babies. In around 8 out of 10 babies with seizures, a cause will be found. These are the most common:

Being born very early, and having bleeding inside the brain. This is called intracranial haemorrhage
Being born on time but having a lack of oxygen to the brain. This is called perinatal hypoxia and can cause an injury to the brain called ‘hypoxic-ischaemic encephalopathy’
Having low levels of glucose, calcium or sodium in the blood
Having an infection such as meningitis or encephalitis
Being born with some damage to their brain. This is called cerebral dysplasia or dysgenesis. Cerebral means relating to the brain. Dysplasia or dysgenesis means unusual development
Inheriting a medical condition, such as benign neonatal convulsions or having a metabolic disorder such as GLUT 1 deficiency or a genetic disorder such as Dravet syndrome
For around 2 or 3 in 10 babies, no cause is found.

How are seizures diagnosed in newborn babies and infants?
It can be difficult to recognise seizures in babies and infants. That’s why it’s important that they are referred to a doctor who has had specialist training in diagnosing and treating epilepsy. The specialist will ask about:

The baby’s behaviour
Whether all the seizures look the same, and last the same length of time
Whether the seizures happen while the baby is awake or asleep, or both
Whether the seizures are caused by changes in the baby’s posture or when they are doing different things
Whether the seizures interfere with, or stop, the baby’s activities such as feeding
Whether you can stop the seizures after they have started
Recording any behaviour changes on a mobile phone could be very useful to show the specialist. It can help with making the diagnosis.

Epilepsy Action has more information about diagnosing epilepsy

The specialist may then arrange for some, or all, of the following tests.

Electroencephalogram (EEG)
The baby’s brain is constantly producing tiny electrical signals. During an EEG test, electrodes (flat metal discs) are placed on their head. The electrodes pick up the electrical signals from their brain and record them on an EEG machine.

The EEG can give information about the electrical activity that is happening in your baby’s brain at the time of the test. Sometimes, but not always, it can be very helpful in showing whether a baby is actually having seizures, rather than abnormal movements. This is because the brains of babies are very different to the brains of older children, and not all of their seizures show up on the EEG. However, if the EEG is very abnormal, it will tell the doctors more about the baby’s epilepsy.

Epilepsy Action has more information about EEGs

CT scans (computed tomography)
A CT scan is a type of X-ray that can show the physical structure of the brain. It doesn’t show if the baby has epilepsy. But it might show if there is anything in their brain, such as a scar, or damaged area, that could cause epilepsy. Not every baby will need to have a CT scan.

Epilepsy Action has more information about CT scans

MRI scans (magnetic resonance imaging)
An MRI scanner uses radio waves and a magnetic field to show the physical structure of the brain. It’s more powerful than a CT scanner and has a higher chance of showing whether there is a cause for the baby’s epilepsy. Not every baby will need to have an MRI scan.

Epilepsy Action has more information about MRI scans

Blood tests
Blood tests are used to check the baby’s general health, and to look for any medical conditions that might be causing their epilepsy. They can also be used to find out if the seizures are not caused by epilepsy, but another medical condition. An example would be low blood sugar (glucose) or low calcium levels.

Some babies will be referred to a genetics department for further testing. This will depend on a number of things, such as whether they have any other medical issues, and their family history. The referral will usually be made by the paediatrician or the paediatric neurologist.

Treatment
There is a large range of epilepsy medicines used to treat seizures in babies. The choice of medicine will depend on:

The baby’s seizure type
The age when the epilepsy began
The cause of the epilepsy, if known
Whether the baby has any other medical conditions, or takes any other medicines
The likely outlook for their particular type of epilepsy
Some of the epilepsy medicines used in babies include phenobarbital, phenytoin, clonazepam, carbamazepine, stiripentol, sodium valproate, levetiracetam, and vigabatrin. Pyridoxine (vitamin B6) is also sometimes used. An epilepsy specialist might also prescribe other epilepsy medicines, depending on the baby’s condition.

Epilepsy Action has more information about treating epilepsy

Long-term development
The outlook for a baby’s long-term development depends on what type of epilepsy or epilepsy syndrome your baby has. Their epilepsy specialist will be in a better position to discuss your baby’s outlook once all the test results are available.


https://www.epilepsy.org.uk/info/children-young-adults/newborn

God will in his infinite mercy,give you the information you need to breakthrough. The power of elevation from glory to glory.

hammerFC:
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PORN-STARS ARE HAVING SEX WITH EMOTIONS, ABI?


PROSTITUTES HAVE SEX WITH EMOTIONS, ABI.


THE DAY U LEARN SEX IS A THING OF PLEASURE FOR MEN AND WOMEN IS THE DAY U WAKE UP.


A WOMAN WILL FUCUK U FOR THE FUN AND NOT LOVE U. FACT!


SHE WILL GO BACK TO HER HUSBAND AND KIDS.

Well said boss.
But the day,wey firring go catch up with Anini......the day wey prick go enter the rusted corner.

She go yarn...... she go do anything to keep it going,like most cheating husband will do to keep their newest pkekus with full injection oil.

Hmmmmmmm.
Naija Naija Naija,how many time I call you ?

I hope say,actors never starts activating format mode?

Korllami007:
The girl acts as if nothing bad happened. She go de imagine if then fit remove the guy make dem leave the d•ck inside.

I swear down boss,
Man dey cry,woman Dey laugh.

Look the video and confirm say,Na woman Dey enjoy game pass.

The man Dey cry,the womna Dey happy.... say Guy leave the thing there jooorrr.

She still dey romance the man,say old boy... relax now,Na so this thing dey sweet ??

Olatunji1929:
tell her to go get it at iyana ipaja

I swear down boss. You can say that again ... that was,my exact reply.

Dem just want reck person life,you no give,dem go say you be aka gum.

You give them go say,Na client.

Davash222:
If I buy phone for my girlfriend, when the relationship is over, she should hand over the phone to me. The phone is for the Office of the Girlfriend, the next girlfriend will have the phone. Rochas will drop all the government cars to Ihedioha. That's how it works

You can cure people bad times,with your lyrics.

Act according to your pocket. Some ladies can make you feel like a fool,imagine someone calling from Ketu,saying they can’t find MTN recharge cards.............

spirul77:
all the comments above me would have been different if this was done by an American soldier.
the guy try no be small.

Wiseman,Sighted.

Unlimitk:
The person that's not rich like uzor kalu would buy may weather.

When one may weather car Bugatti chiiron would buy all his car.

Verrrrrryyyyy rich indeed.and he has never enter Forbes.

Before u come with bullshhitt Ibo don't declare their asset.

U are just lying to yourself

Sultan of Brunei gat the largest car collection, but jeff bezos got more money.

Riches ain’t got nothing to do with Bugatti. We are talking about,someone who has been controlling oil wells,since Gaddaffi days.

FYI,I am from Ogun state. Proudly Naija.

Unlimitk:
What is d name of that guy that his head look like agama lizard head

That’s not a Guy.

That’s a Made Men,A successful Papa. The Nigerian Money Man that can buy USA Money Mayweather.

Hoodbilonia:
Na quack quest house na
Wen i was ak okere
A guest house my cousin lodged
Dey disarmed him of his ipad,iphone charger.
Same place i lodged. Me wey dey kush
I kush s.k tire till 2am.
Went out to drink beer..by 4am. I nor gree sleep
Checked out 7am.
D way i take sleep inside God is Good bus go lag ehn
U go believe
Be sharp always
If i carry lapy follow body.
Sleep can neva come
Nah

Kushi= always on alert .

Dog no Dey chase,Lion !!!

Surulere.