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RomanceRe: I Have Five Suitors And I Let My Boyfriend Know by 1one:
You ladies can be funny... and by funny, that's just putting it mildly. You make this whole relationship thing seem so mechanical... It's like a business plan that if one fails you can easily develop another business plan or while you're working on one business plan, you have your eyes and ears open for another business plan.

It makes one think that a relationship to you ladies is just another desired feather to your cap... Maybe I don't just understand the psyche of a female... If it's so easy to consider 5 propositions from 5 suitors, then Where's the room for love.. For growth, for understanding, for romance, for purpose... How can you be with one guy for 3years or more and suddenly you're accepting to consider marrying in less than 6months someone you've not shared life, love, time, pain, peace, happiness, hurt etc with.

Ladies are just funny!

Shout out to all d ladies who left their boyfriends cos d new guy promised to marry them in 2014.... you have 3 Saturdays left oo- AgapeCharis
EducationRe: Photos: The Problem Of Transportation In UNILORIN by 1one: 12:16pm On Dec 06, 2014
Chaii

Chaiii

Chaiiii

This thread is replete with so many Haters and Beefers

gringrin

Anyways it's a weekend... Enjoy the beef... You can have it fried, grilled or boiled... As far it's served hot with a chilled glass of hate colada

gringrin
EducationRe: Photos: The Problem Of Transportation In UNILORIN by 1one: 12:10pm On Dec 06, 2014
Claroo:
If I may ask,wats ur criteria for reachin dat conclusion dat unilorin is d best. U can't just sit in your house and reach dat conclusion. Even NUC can't just come out and say dis skool is d best.
I like the part where you said "You can't just sit in your house and reach that conclusion".. Seeing that you're now a clairvoyant, I wonder how you can't still see the obvious - Unilorin is the best tertiary institution in Nigeria... It's everywhere online.

I'm not one of those people that just spew sentimental nonsense... It's everywhere online.. Unilorin is the best school in Nigeria... Our products are driving innovations in every sphere of life(Me inclusive)... Especially academic, both foreign and local... The youngest PhD student in Nigeria is from Unilorin.... She's just 23 and is currently abroad working on her Doctorate.

Unilorin has a very steady calender.. NO STRIKE!!!... how many federal universities have not had atleast one period of strike in the last 5 sessions.
EducationRe: Photos: The Problem Of Transportation In UNILORIN by 1one: 11:48am On Dec 06, 2014
Believe it or not.. That's the best University in Nigeria (apart from the fact that I finished from there)... There's no system no matter how praised it is that doesn't still deal with one challenge or the other... Transportation is a challenge for Unilorin and I believe they are working to make it better... It doesn't help matters too that the whole Nigeria wants to come to Unilorin... Hence the increasing number of students jostling for vehicles.


Unilorin still remains.... Probitas Doctrines cool
Nairaland GeneralRe: Share Your Robbery Experiences Here... by 1one: 11:38am On Dec 06, 2014
AgapeCharis:
Nnaa een
Hope u were nt fired? grin
Too indispensable to be fired grin

Abi the company wan pack up grin
Nairaland GeneralRe: Share Your Robbery Experiences Here... by 1one: 11:31am On Dec 06, 2014
AgapeCharis:
meehhn
U had copies of d files in d thumb drive else where?

Ur sight sha grin me too go like join em o
That's the thing... I didn't have copies elsewhere... I wanted to die to be honest... I was like Ahhh... Where would I start from... How would I start putting them together, how will I tell my boss..


It wasn't a funny something at all @naijaboiy
RomanceRe: How TEMPERAMENT Affects Relationships. by 1one: 1:23am On Dec 06, 2014
I don't even need to read all the analysis of the OP to know that this thread would actually do many people good if they just had time to digest most of the reasonable things on this thread... I'm very familiar with the 4 temperaments and how they affect not just romantic relationships but every other form of relationship.

Seriously speaking... If you want to have atleast a basic level of hope of having a successful relationship you need to understand the dynamics of the temperament types... It's very important.


Thumbs up to the OP!
Nairaland GeneralRe: Share Your Robbery Experiences Here... by 1one: 1:10am On Dec 06, 2014
I had formed the habit of being the last person to leave the office....because being in the creative industry, you need a lot of personal space to synch your train of thoughts and put your ideas together to create an alluring presentation... So I just preferred working when everybody had left the office...say from 7pm...and very many times I had to pass the night in the office.

So on this particular day... I was working late as usual, my office was at V/I and I stayed in Ajah... One of the other motivations to stay late at work too was to allow the "TJFH" (Traffic Jam From Hell) to ease out; and this normally happened between 10pm and 10:30pm.

I looked at the time and it was already 10:45pm...I wanted to just pass the night over as I had done dozen times before but I opted to just "shook" head dey enter road like that.


11pm....I was on the road.

I had my bag, my phone and the OFFICE THUMB DRIVE on me.. The office thumb drive was very important because we were driving some major proposals that we wanted to submit to some companies within that period.

The road was free... No traffic jam.

Normally when I drop at my last bustop at Ajah, I would take a bike to my place, but since it was already ticking towards 11:30pm, I didn't see any bike. So from the last bustop, I started trekking down the road path that led to my house.... The road path was close to the main road so that if you're walking down the road, you would see the head lights of cars flashing at you from the other side till the cars pass you.

On getting to one mini-coke depot, ghen! ghen!.. Two guys with cutlass just came out... Infact I think they flew out sef, because one moment I looked in that direction, there was nobody, the next moment I'm faced with two guys with cutlass.. One of them held me by the belt and was dragging me away from the road side, I think to avoid the attention of passing cars.

They started rough handling me... Forcing out my watch... My hand band, my bag, my phone and then..... The office thumb drive.. After taking everything they chased me back to the side of the road.. I think I was in a momentary state of shock as they were ripping those stuff off of my body because when they chased me back to the road side and I realized the office thumb drive was gone... I started pursuing them oooo... I was like "Please my thumb drive my thumb drive"


That was one of the stupidest things I'd ever done.... As if area boy understand wetin be thumb drive, so as I was pursuing them and pleading for the drive, one of them now turned back with cutlass and started chasing me back.... Omo!.. See running ooo... So I finally out ran him and got home.


#MyrobberyExperience.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Share Your Robbery Experiences Here... by 1one: 12:39am On Dec 06, 2014
Bunsky:
It happen in 2011 election crisis in kano,i didn't know what i'll call my own self,maybe is war or robb or warrobb.

After declaring jonathan as winner,we are at home,we did'nt know that their have started killing people in our area.
A guy just rush in and said ina still dey here ina no hear wetin dey happen,before we say jack,their are already in the next compound,about to get to our own compound.
We all locked ourself up in the bathroom,including my neigbour that has a baby of two month,thank God throughout the event the baby was just sleeping.
We leave the door open,otherwise their will burn the house.

Lo and behold their came in,more than 100 of them,their check everywere,except the bathroom,all of us were just shaking like fish,me i'm already urinating on my body.
When their coundn't found anybody,their have no option than to steal.

Their stole money.phone,laptop,tv,dvd,decorder,standing fan and ceiling fan,went to the kitchen and stole provisions,food stuff,their ate the rice and stew my mum cook,including the meat she fry for the week.Infact their stole anything stoleable that day.
The bed and sitting room chair is too big for them to carry,their used knife and cutlass to destroy it and the remaining properties.
How we survive is story for another day.
People please help me to thank God, that kept me alive to share these.
Your experience is a goose-pimples feeder.


Thank God for keeping you and yours.


I trust that He would continue to keep you in safety.


If you're still in Kano, please make necessary plans to avoid being in the north, especially kano; before the end of January 2015,
RomanceRe: I Nid Urgent Advice Asap by 1one: 10:35pm On Dec 05, 2014
You can drop his moniker here so that if something happens to you.. We can atleast track him down with it.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Help Me Get A Job And I'l Marry You If You Wish. by 1one: 6:32pm On Dec 05, 2014
Blackchampion:
Lol! this is d funniest note I've read dis week.
OP! Ur name will be sorry if dis ur wish eventually comes through. Na dat time u go sabi women wella. Wey she go tell u "I dnt blame u, after all u wia nobody wen i picked u, n med u whom u re today. Na dat time e go do u voom 4 eye. Finally tek am easy ooo, wit d way u re going... hmmmm. hmmmm.
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@ Mr. Seun! abeg advice all dis ur MODs d way d re moving topics to FP is becoming unprofessional. Abi u gv dem quota nii?
RomanceRe: Why How Many Men She Slept With Shouldn’t Matter by 1one: 6:17pm On Dec 04, 2014
tosyne2much:
Bro calm down oooo.. U no even wan give ladies hope at all
Don't mind them...

Na them no dey try get sense

Small whinning wey fine boy with honda-hala go do..next thing them don open... put right leg for Abuja... Left leg for lagos. angry

Some ladies are worse than public toilets to be honest...atleast with a public toilet, there's a sign on the door that says "Public toilet".... But with some girls...as fine as they are.. The only difference between them and public toilet is that there's no" public toilet" sign on her forehead


Just imagine... How would a 22year old girl have slept with 6 distinct guys.... Ahh Ahhh... and we are not even talking about how many times each of them pounded her ooo. angry
RomanceRe: Why How Many Men She Slept With Shouldn’t Matter by 1one: 5:58pm On Dec 04, 2014
nma24:
archaic reasoning
You're entitled to your opinion.
RomanceRe: Why How Many Men She Slept With Shouldn’t Matter by 1one:
It had mattered


It matters


It will continue to ever Matter!!!


Who wants to marry a public toilet!!! angry

Infact everytime you sleep with a girl who has been with many guys before you, you're practising a passive and indirect form of homosexuality. angry
EducationRe: 40 Incorrectly Used Words That Can Make You Look Dumb by 1one: 11:35am On Dec 04, 2014
Many of us would continue to speak and especially write error-generous statements particularly because it's become a habit to use "short hand texting /abbreviations" instead of well laid out words...social media texting has caused so much decay to our sense of written expression and it's so unfortunate... How would someone know that there's a tangible difference between been and being when they always use "bn" or some other person using "m" in place of "I'm"... you don't expect such a person to know that" I'm" and "am" are two very different expressions

It's even funny that we still fall prey to this social media texting nonsense... I mean most smart phones have autocorrect features, so how come we still throw about this useless use of short hands every where... It's a very annoying something to be honest angry
FashionRe: My Gallery Of Beaded Jewellry by 1one: 11:16am On Dec 04, 2014
udysweet:
I love my job,and I pray that God bless the works of my hands,grant me the grace for productive labour. I will not labour in vain. I pray He gives me people who will also apprecate my works and encourage me as well. Yesterday someone made me feel like my taking up beadcraft was a total waste of time,energy and my hard earned money! But I know things happens that way,soon I'll be all over the place,by His grace
Give people like that very little thought.. If at all you should give them any thought...As a Christian, God has promised to bless the work of your hand, whether you are working with paper or shiii:t, or sand or BEADS.. God is there to bless the work of your hand... Remember the story about a woman who was an "ordinary" cook but presently has cooked for 6 Nigerian presidents.... The world is replete with so many inspiring stories of people who have literally turned their dung into gold by persistent hardwork and trust in God... So just be you.. Keep doing your thing and watch God open doors for you.

Errrm... By the way... As you take bend your neck for that pinshure.... Ya neck eyaff not paining you? gringrin
RomanceRe: Is Virginity Due To Lack Of Opportunity? by 1one: 9:51am On Dec 04, 2014
Reading comments...
RomanceRe: 10 Romantic Things Couples Can Do Together by 1one: 11:46pm On Dec 03, 2014
They always have to spoil a rather good read by that annoyingly menacing - "continue reading here"

Mtscheeeew!!! angry
RomanceRe: How To Know If Someone Truly Loves You by 1one: 9:28pm On Dec 03, 2014
"Love is a decision to place great value on the needs of someone"



Deep word!
RomanceRe: The Rate At Which Posts Are Refered To Girls by 1one: 9:14pm On Dec 03, 2014
That what happens when you Long into Nairaland undecided
RomanceRe: Talkative Vs Bad Cook by 1one:
I choose bad cook!!!

Why should I be sieving what I should tell my wife angry.

If I can't pour out my heart to my wife and be completely transparent and "nak:ed" before her for fear of her loose tongue.. Abeg what type of a marriage is that. angry
FashionRe: How To Increase Your Backside And Make It Firm Naturally by 1one: 5:15pm On Dec 03, 2014
Not to sound like a prude.. But really if you're worried about your small butt for any reason other than small butt causes malaria-then you're just worrying for nothing

For starters, in relation to guys, not all guys dig big butts, I for one, don't dig big butts, I'm more of a firm and tight butt person rather than a leaking-3rd-mainland-bridge-wide-butt.

Secondly, some ladies are naturally late bloomers,.. Your butt may not get big till when you're 25 or 31...thats just how you've been wired by divinity, others have their environment and temperament as a factor... You see some ladies getting all fresh and plumpy after having good jobs or just generally being in an environment that breeds joy.

So in essence, just be yourself..


If you're short.. Enjoy your height
If you're tall enjoy your height
If you have thick lips enjoy jt
If you have thin lips enjoy it
If you have big breastz enjoy it
If you have small breastz enjoy it

Buttom line is, if you have anything on your body that's not innately bad but makes you look disadvantaged as a result of societal inclinations - please damn all those societal inclinations and just enjoy your body.

I admire girls with fairly-big sized breastz but at the end of the day when it comes to choosing a life partner - IT'S CHARACTER that counts.. If I meet a girl that's a hybrid between Niki Minaj, Beyonce and Kim but she doesn't respect me or she doesnt know her way around the house - what's the essence of all that beauty and breastz and butt.

So maybe this my epistle may not exactly appeal to the topic but I'm sure it's going to resonate with atleast one person.. even if it's a guest.
RomanceRe: Benefits Of Dating Shorter Men by 1one: 2:53pm On Dec 03, 2014
Funny thread.


I don't even think there's anything like a short guy perse ... Because most times the height of a guy is a function of /relative to the height of his woman.

If a woman is 4ft...and the guy is 5ft..the woman sees him as Tall

If a guy is 5ft 10 and his woman is 6ft 1..the woman sees him as short.

So which way now undecided
RomanceRe: Ladies, Cooking For Your Boyfriend Doesn't Make You A Wife Material. by 1one: 2:26pm On Dec 03, 2014
VickyyB:
Husband material grinwink
You that hates the word - submission grin tongue
RomanceRe: Ladies, Cooking For Your Boyfriend Doesn't Make You A Wife Material. by 1one: 2:23pm On Dec 03, 2014
I just hate that thing with a passion... A lady going all domesticated on me... I'm not 12,why would you be cooking and doing my laundry.. Very annoying something to be honest. angry

That was how one of my female friends during NYSC wanted to be cooking for me... Ahhh angry angry
FashionRe: Meet The Contestants Of The Most Beautiful Girl In LASU, 2014 Beauty Pageant by 1one: 1:44pm On Dec 03, 2014
The only beautiful girl I can see is No.11
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Please I Need Help With This Address Urgently by 1one: 1:33pm On Dec 03, 2014
Viburnum:
Plssssss help!!! cry
From Maryland... You should be able to get a bus to Cms or Obalende

In Cms or Obalende, ask for where you would enter a bus going to Ajah

On the route to Ajah, stop at Lekki roundabout... It's the fist roundabout after the Palms shopping mall... When you drop at the roundabout, cross to the other side... You should be able to see shuttles /buses at the Junction, tell them the street you're going to.. They should be able to help you on from there
RomanceRe: Slim Ladies Verses Big Bold Ladies by 1one: 1:11pm On Dec 03, 2014
jovialmum:
Nairalanders please I want to ask this question oo, Is their anything slim girls have that big bold girls doesnt have? why is it that every guy wants a slim girl for marriage. is their anything they have that big bold and beautiful ladies doesn't have.all round both in every thing. please choose your choice of words wisely air your view.
gringrin

The bolded reeks of a threat rather than an incentive to air one's view angry
RomanceRe: Why Do Some Nigerian Girls Reveal Their Cleavages? by 1one: 11:48am On Dec 03, 2014
unibenstudent1:
anyway no be quarrel sha ,it is an open house ,,let us see the reasons for the highly salacious and ground breaking mode of dressing
I no follow you quarrel cool
RomanceRe: Why Do Some Nigerian Girls Reveal Their Cleavages? by 1one: 11:42am On Dec 03, 2014
unibenstudent1:
don't mention names oh biko
Where did you see the name I mentioned

Or is There's one particular useless one on Nairaland here a name?
RomanceRe: Why Do Some Nigerian Girls Reveal Their Cleavages? by 1one: 11:35am On Dec 03, 2014
Well if you're contesting and wondering whether a girl is useless...Just check if her cleavage is open... It's only useless girls that expose their cleavage... There's one particular useless one on Nairaland here... Smh

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