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YAWNS
Same old shit

The only reason I ve not broken a girl's heart is because I've not had the opportunity.
When (not if) I do, I will not just break it, but I will break it into pieces. I will shatter and damage that heart. I will make sure I put her in a depressed state for as long as possible.

Cos I know she'll do the exact same thing to me if she has the opportunity.

Any man that shows any little mercy to any lady other than his family members is a complete weak man.

Your everyday goal is to ensure you abuse them emotionally. Cause them pain, make them cry, and you'll be respected and cherished forever.

The only thing no man is allowed to do to a lady is to physically assault her.

But every form of assault and torture is encouraged.

Better do her before she do you

Shameless bitch.

She's not even ashamed she's telling the world she's about to be d!cked

Tell your wife you want a divorce. She'll wonder why? Then open up to her about cheating on her, then tell her divorcing her is the only way you can be at peace with yourself. I swear na she go beg you sef.

Once you are able to do this, call that bitch and tell her to do her worse.

This is the reverse psychology approach.

Don't quote me

Na WA oooo

Girlieo:
On a more serious note, it's not too hygienic to be
using another person's toothbrush or towel, u dnt even
know d type of diseases the person is having. Well it
depends on upbringing Sha. There's nothing some pipu
cannot share, some pipu can even share undies.
But on d issue of I collect six years from u, dat is where d guy got it all wrong. Age has nothing to do with relationship, y dating her since u know u are older Dan her in d first place?

On the contrary, that is where he got it right.
Most girls are disrespectful, I mean most. What he's trying to tell her is if she can't respect him because he's her boyfriend, she should respect him because he's older than her. I don't know why from the day you approach a 9ja girl to tell her you like her, she'll start seeing you as her mate. See him as your elder brother, relate with him the way you relate with your elder ones at home and you will have a near perfect relationship. I swear Una no de try.

Sai Atiku

Shameless women.
Both the wife and the husband's ex are all shameless

Spits

But wait oooo, na so pr!CK sweet reach? Chai!

BUSHHUNTER:
North West is dominated with Bandits killings, religion killings, kidnapping, land disputes etc

North Central is dominated with Fulani Herdsman killing, Ethnic crisis, kidnapping, riots etc

North East is dominated with Boko Haram, kidnapping, random killings, riots, Fulani Herdsman crisis etc



Fear North.

South West is dominated by skull miners, rape, armed robbery, cultism, kidnapping, Yahoo yahoo, and Fulani herdsmen.

South East is dominated by kidnapping, armed robbery, baby factory, drug dealers, Rape and cultism

South south is dominated by cultism, killings, rape and armed robbery.

Fear South.

She's a lunatic, she deserves to be dumped.

Stinking, fvcking bitch.

Anybody whe dem like make dem appoint, Nigeria no fit better.

This story is not adding up. It sounds staged.
Could it be that the NPF fabricated this story?

The story no just make sense.

If he had realy mean to kill her, he would have done that before she wakes up.

I doubt this story.

Sheeples story no de surprise me

K

Fake/staged story

Hmm

Truth is, no matter how hard you try, business is not for everyone.

Not every one can be an entrepreneur.

maak400:
This woman go just dey create topic every minute. Wetin happen?!

Walai I think say na only me de reason that thing.
She just de enrich Seun. Abi she want be mod ni?

All this one na wash.

Which kind sweet sweet words we never tell girls?

If you no get at least a job, Baba, just forget.

K

2k too much self

700 will do the magic.

N200 spaghetti
N200 ice fish or smoked fish
N50 pepper (if you're a Yoruba man, you might need more)
N50 fresh tomatoes (the quantity will depend on your location)
N100 groundnut oil (1 cup)
N50 onion (e must remain)
N20 Maggi
Then salt (you suppose get that one for house)

That's N670 ~ 700

On her way back, give her the remaining 1k for Transport.


Come back and thank me later

Note: Don't cook rubbish oooo!
Cos some guys cooking is just extremely bad.

If I handle that spaghetti with those ingredients, you go believe.

One of the many disadvantages of polygamy.

A side chick or side chicks as the case may be would have saved this man his child's life.

Never ever be married to two women simultaneously, have as many side chicks instead.

PM express don swear say na only weird news they go de carry.

Lalasticlala, help this oga push this to front page, may be his wife will see it. Most people that visit nairaland don't bother about all these sections.

Madam, if you're reading this, go back to your oga, konji wants to finish him.

RIP.
I can't begin to imagine what the husband is passing through right now, but my thoughts and prayers are with him.

That Akwanga-Lafia road has claimed hundreds of lives in the last ten years. It got so bad that at a point, they had to put a sign board with a write up that reads "many have gone", just to warn drivers to be careful

Even the states around Abuja are not benefiting something as common as good road from the federal government.

Lol

Broke party.

Una never chi chomtin