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Just tell us you faked your own death to resurrect your already dead career. Nobody will beat you.

Skiibi did it few years ago and it's starting to pay off for him now.

Hope say your own ma go pay sha. Cos if e no pay ehn, even if you come later die true true, we no go still hear.

Riele:
And he's cute sef

R.I.P

As if you'll still not frustrate him when he comes to chyke you.

Jeez

Resign first

I see

What's the issue really?
Is it the sex issue or the financial crisis?

The first time i found out I'm AS, I was so, so down. I have always believed I was AA, may be because I don't easily fall sick or weak.

I can stay a whole year without taking any drugs or visit the hospital and I carry out rigorous activities most times.

Each time I remember I'll have to look for an AA to have anything serious to do with, I just get angry automatically.

Funny thing is most people think they are AA because they are strong. They've never really taken time to go and test their genotype. They just believe they are AA.

Go and find out your genotype today.

Normal thing for 9ja women na.

Even the b!tches that jump from one d!ck to another will still condemn this woman, forgetting that that was how she started (fvcking many d!cks like them)

She rehearsed this promiscuity during her relationship days, just like how most of you ladies are currently doing. 9ja women thrive on promiscuity.

But that man sef....

Is it that he forgot or didn't care to know that the older they are without a man, the more bitter and unsubmissive they are? This particular lady's case is even worse because she's never been successful in keeping a man, meaning she's naturally a bitter Sisi.

An old cargo is a ticking time bomb waiting to explode.

Where are the hold your leaders accountable crew?

I always say this, I mustn't be the one to suffer before Nigeria becomes a better country. Let's go with the status quo.

Show me one ordinary Nigerian that has tried to hold his/her leader accountable and didn't suffer humiliation.

Nnamdi Kanu was right, Nigeria is a zoo.
I'm from middle belt by the way.

Inside life

Ovucov

Oga, it's not as easy as you made it sound.

First of all, no parent is sending their child outside to hawk so that men could see them. They are hawking because they want to earn a living. Under age girls hawk in the south too.

Secondly, no unmarried woman, whether under age or over age is supposed to have any form of sexual experience, except rape victims. Any unmarried woman who has any form of sexual experience is a slut, a b!tch and a hoe, just like most southern/non Muslim girls.

Thirdly, this is not even how to get an aboki girl's attention, even if you speak very good Hausa like I do. What you do is follow her to her father's house and seek his permission to talk to his daughter, not taking advantage of her hawking condition.

Yes, they are quite easy to maintain and are obedient. Yes, it's true those ladies don't stress their husbands and don't make unnecessary demands. Yes, they appreciate as little as a #200 slippers.

But would you like to give your children a stack illiterate as a mother? I doubt!

I for one wouldn't like to get married to a girl that wouldn't challenge some of my decisions. I can't always be right. I need a woman that will tell me her mind whether or not I want to hear it, after which we'll fvck and sleep. I'm not saying she should confront me, but I'm saying she should communicate her fears in situations where she thinks I'm not right.

And for your info, speak all the Hausa in the world, once you're not a Muslim, just forget aboki girls. Except if you want to convert like that igbo boy in kano. (Abi na you sef)

Whe me for here de stay outside reach 1am without fear of anything like ritualist or kidnapper.

Truly, Middle belt is a safe haven

Is Ado-Ekiti in Ondo state?

Chai

Some people up there are just bashing op, saying she's not a good sister bla bla bla. You don't know her story, she just gave us the summary here. She's calling a spade a spade. She can't come here and be seeking for advice and still mince words.

You are not the ones wearing the shoe, you don't know where it pinches.

If you're fortunate to come from a working family, you should be greatfull.

Working family in this case doesn't mean a rich family, but a family where the parents and the children are morally upright.

Unfortunately, most families have that one bad apple that brings shame and mockery to them.
Funny thing is such family members are the ones the family gives their most attention, trying everything possible to make sure he/she changes for good. In some families, it's the father, in other families, it's the mother (just like OP's sister), while in other families, it's one of the children.

In my own case, it's that of my immediate elder brother, he's just morally bankrupt. He has his good side of course, but his bad side far outweighs his good. I can relate to what op is saying because I know the effort my parents have made to make him a better man, but all to no avail.

Last last them live am like that, believing he'll learn the hard way.

Fear

Southerners sef.

Fear South

May be the said hoe is even a very active nairalander that is always forming "good woman"

Spits

Even God knows I'll do worse than those lecturers if an opportunity presents itself.

I just cannot assist a lady without fvcking her. The only thing that will prevent her from getting d!cked is if she's married.


"Treat a man with respect and honor and he thinks YOU ARE awesome and a great guy. He will like you and make you his friend. He will want to hang out with you because he finds you likeable.

But treat a woman with respect and honor and she thinks SHE IS awesome and a great woman. She figures SHE DESERVES IT" --- Ubunja 2019

No, b!tch, you don't deserve help, you deserve to be d!cked real hard.

I can't imagine myself offering a woman help for free other than my relatives.

I must chop your kpekus, except if I no get sex appeal for you. And in that case, no help.

K

This post will make front page

What a weak man.

Spits

Don't tell her that her kpekus stinks.

Just cover your nose, chop and clean mouth.

Hahaha.

Someone up there keeps talking about some guys responsible for it, yet when someone asked who they are, he couldn't answer.

Who are the guys?

I'm not saying black magic doesn't exist but stop concluding it is some guys when you can't tell us who the so called guys are.

Wetin 33 years old man de find for cult abeg?

All these inyamiri and bayerbe will not stop disgracing themselves.


Wawayun banza

Nnawa awanne

First off, you can't compare because one person can vote multiple times in bbn, because it will count.

Has your votes ever count?
If you think queuing up to cast a vote in a Nigerian election counts then you must be an idiot. It doesn't count, it has never count, and it will never count. You'll weep for the upcoming generation if you see what goes on behind the scenes in a Nigerian election

Mention one thing run by the government of this country that has ever been free, fair and successful?
Even if the whole youths decided to vote against Buhari in the last election, it was glaring he won't relinquish power. Buhari wasn't going to let anybody in.

Anytime you so called intellectuals are talking about happenings in a country, consider the country you are talking about first.

Why can't INEC introduce electronic voting? Why must it be paper and pen? Is it not because they want to manipulate?
You try to protest they shoot you dead.

Discredit bbn all you like but never try to compare it with situation of things in this country because I can promise you Nigeria is beyond redemption. Not even in a billion years time will Nigeria work.

When did BBN start? I think four years ago.
Before the coming of BBN, how was things in 9ja?

Is BBN the cause of the backwardness in Nigeria?

You anti-BBNaija should just fvck off abeg

PS: I don't watch BBN.

Will that make Nigeria work?

No

Watch how the anti-BBNaija crew will storm this thread.

All ye I too know (ITKs) looking for every avenue to spew gibberish about bbn, can you just shut the fuvk up?

I don't watch the show, the little things I know about the show are things I read online, but I'm not for or against it. It's someone's business. Package your business, put it on TV, find sponsors and see if you'll not make more than Big brother.

Some people are comparing this with Nigerian votes. Like, WTF? Has your votes ever count?
If you think queuing up to cast a vote in a Nigerian election counts then you must be an idiot. It doesn't count, it has never count.

Mention one thing run by the government of this country that has ever been free, fair and successful?
Even if the whole youths decided to vote against Buhari in the last election, it was glaring he won't relinquish power. Buhari wasn't going to let anybody in.

Anytime you so called intellectuals are talking about happenings in a country, consider the country you are talking about first.

Why can't INEC introduce electronic voting? Why must it be paper and pen? Is it not because they want to manipulate?
You try to protest they shoot you dead.

Discredit bbn all you like but never try to compare it with situation of things in this country because I can promise you Nigeria is beyond redemption. Not even in a billion years time will Nigeria work.

When did BBN start? I think four years ago.
Before the coming of BBN, how was things in 9ja?

Is BBN the cause of the backwardness in Nigeria?

You anti-BBNaija should just fvck off abeg