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Only ladies should be doing this.
Why would a lady call you that she's interested in you? I don't mean to be disrespectful but guys should be the ones to call ladies that make themselves available, not the other way round.

What you should have done was to even ask interested single ladies to drop their emails or contacts so that you can reach them.

But I admire your courage and I hope you get what you're looking for. But I really cannot do this, even though I'm single and seriously searching.

Blackivy27:
Middle finger honey. Middle finger.

He likes you and wants to be your man.
He sent several PMs, yet you didn't reply any.

Still not deterred, he decided tagging you on every of his post/topic is a good way to make you consider his request. And here you are raising a middle finger for him? You must be a true blackivy27.

Kilo de?
Ogini?
Yaya haka?

Like Taylor Swift, just shake it off baby.

RyanD147:
If u see d guy wey dey knack am, u go throw way spit.

Don’t mind that ape!

Chai
Nairaland guys and bad mouth

Not impressed.

Use facts to reply, not his height.

There's nothing El-rufai can do about his height cos he didn't create himself.

But there's actually a lot you could have don during the last elections.


So, come up with something better Mr blogger

What values?

Oga leave matter for Mathias.


God knows I would have been anti-nigeria if I wasn't from here.

Non Nigerians have over a million reasons not to like Nigerians and Nigerians have a hundred reasons not to like their selves.

Asin, Nigeria and Nigerians bad.


We are bad people, we deserve the bad leaders we have.

Blackivy27:
If i send him a message for the first time and his reply is can you send me recharge card.

Only you booking two spaces?
You could have just modify your first post na

Booked for front page

H

Gbe body ehn

Ghen Ghen

Make I park here first

Only 0.5% of churches are free from sexual scandals.

Pastors, reverends, married women, church elders etc are all quilty.

The sexual immoralities that goes on in churches these days scares Lucifer himself.

Even the 0.5% are mostly northern churches with archaic doctrines.

But you see these big, big, popular churches? They are culprits! Pastor smashing married women and unmarried b!tches, Choir master dragging with his pastor and choir members over one b!tch. Elders taking turns to sleep with female choristers, church workers fvcking each other, etc.

I'm happy for those men sha.

I'm of the school of thought that says smash any kpekus available and smashable, provided you play safe.

As for me, the older I get, the more I have 100s of reasons not to go to church.

If every church in this country cannot give us 100 virgins aged 18, then we are just deceiving ourselves. In fact living faith and redeem should give us more due to their numerous members.

BloodyHypocrites.

emmysolo2001:
LOVE,RESPECT, COMPANIONSHIP, FRIENDSHIP, ADVICE,PRAYERS, OH AND MOST IMPORTANTLY A SWEET GOOD LOOKING LICKABLE AMAZING FOOD. IF YOU'VE NEVER HAD THIS FROM A WOMAN IT SIMPLY MEANS YOU ARE NOT A MAN

What the flying fvck?
Woman asin my mother or girlfriend?

usefaith:
Between 150k-200k per annum

Is that for the single room or self contain?

bonnyhope:
if na elekor around ibeju lekki then hold ur 150k

For single room abi self contain?

Udonmean it

Let me park here.

Meanwhile, how much does a single room or self contain cost in Elekor area of Lagos

I know many people that don't eat fish, especially smoked and catfish

It's called preference

nextstep:
I hope so, but we can't keep saying "we'll get it right" everyday, yet when presented with the opportunity every four years, make the wrong decision.

I can't help but imagine - like some people - Adesina as President... how this country would progress. I've always admired his intelligence, wit, charisma, and genuine desire for improving Nigeria. But people won't vote for him, even if he presented himself as a candidate.

It's so painful.

After casting our vote, what do you expect us to do? Stand there and risk our lives in the name of defending our votes? Nah! Someone like me won't do that, I must not be the one to die before things change.

Secondly, bring 10 of Adeshina into Nigeria as Mr president and his cabinet respectively and I promise you nothing will change. He won't change a thing. We are too diverse to be one country. The north with their born to rule mentality will rather cause war than relinquish power. Yoruba people will only go with what almighty Tinubu says. Igbo people will keep on insulting every one on social media because they feel they are being marginalized. Other minority ethnic groups will also be crying of marginalisation. The list goes on.

Nigeria is beyond redemption.

The forces fighting this country is not what a human being can handle.

Barack Obama, Donald Trump and Georg Bush combined together will not be able to change Nigeria.

Nigeria needs to first of all split into four different countries to reduce that diversity, from there development will start. But as it is now..... Just try, if you can to get another passport for yourself and children.

But just forget about 9ja, nothing will change.

OriginalZombiE:
People invited there are people making strides in their various countries

Kagame, the Rwandan president is a shinning example of what African leader should be, his has taken his country from a war torn zone to one of the most advanced nations in Africa!

What does Buhari have to show for himself after 4 years of ruling Nigeria?

The G7 is not a congregation of low IQ dummies!

While it is true that Buhari is totally clueless and incompetent, you guys should also not forget that Ghana and Rwanda whose countries are being represented there by their presidents are small countries. Nasarawa State for example is bigger than the whole of Rwanda. So tell me, why won't it be so easy to implement policies and carry out massive development?
Aside Buhari's incompetence and cluelessness, Nigeria is just too diverse. The best leader in this world will struggle to handle Nigeria. It's too diverse for one man to handle. Plus, the north with their born to rule mentality are not helping matters.

9ja's problem is bigger than the country

This problem of stray bullet in Lagos is just too much.

I'm about to relocate to Lagos but stories like this scares the hell out of me.

The IG should give an order that prevents police men from shooting their guns in a public space.

If shooting a gun in a crowded area is the only way to catch a criminal, then they had better let the criminal escape. They can get him someday. Too many avoidable deaths in Lagos almost on a daily basis.

Father Lord, as I hope to relocate to Lagos soon, never let me be a victim of such circumstance.

I have 84 more years to live.

Atiku hide your face abeg.

You don shame us.

Ordinary Buhari you cannot defeat.

Just hide your face.

This one that all the three comments so far are from our aunties hmm

I just booked space.

But it's not like I believe sha

I no know whether you fit contact ooo but.....

Na how Una de take patronise these kind girls sef? I no fit let anybody know say I go fvck ashawo. Shame no go even allow me.

Like, wtf?

Somethings are not worth saying.

Wetin woman nyash de use man eye see for this world ehn! All because de want release.

But toto sweet no be lie.

K

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Does that in any way mean that they'll not all die one day?

We are all equal, that's what I know!