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Nonsense that made front page

In Kizz Daniel's voice "No go de do pass yourself*

Oga sir, you're not in love. You're just in pure lust.

Her creamy puss! tastes so sweet that you just can't get enough of it.

Don't worry. When law of diminishing marginal utility (economists will help me explain that) sets in, the love will reduce on it's own.

But for now, just savour the moment.

Na WA oooo

Ok

The federal government should instruct the embassies in Nigeria to be very, very strict about visa applications from indigenes of the south east and south south. They should give only few people visa to their country yearly.

I hate tribalism but Igbo people have damaged the image of Nigeria on the foreign scene.

Foreigners now consider Nigerians as criminals because almost all Nigerians living abroad are into on form of crime or the other. Sadly, 90% of Nigerians that travel out to hustle are Igbos. The remaining 10% from other regions.
How can you sell your land, house, and other belongings just because you want to travel abroad and commit crime? They should be executed asap.

Just stop giving them visa abeg.

Lol

Ok seen

Am 26 years and a virgin, so what?
In fact I ve never been in a relationship before.
The highest I've done was finger a girl. Fear of STDs didn't allow me do the do and since then, I've been alone. And this chick was pretty and classy.

Guy, 9ja girls na problem. Asin plenty problems.

In a relationship with them, you'll experience health challenges (STDs full their body). They'll just infect you and let you waste money on treatment. They fvck anything that looks like a penis.
Another problem is money. You see all these talks about girls and money, it's 1000% percent true. They live for money. While you can, enjoy your single hood abeg. I've decided to be single until an 18-20 years old virgin comes my way.

Now back to your matter.....

Always see girls like your fellow guy. Talk sports, politics, movies, just anything you discuss with your guys. And yes, even the sex talks! Once she's not comfortable with anything you're discussing, she will let you know by giving short replies. In that case, you should stop.

About the girl you collected her number three weeks ago....

Can I be honest? Your pick up lines are not good enough. But you got the number so you won. But if you will listen to me, Just delete that number because you've wasted time. Three fvcking weeks? She'll think you are no longer interested that's why you didn't call her all these while. She go don forget you sef.

Guy, girls no be anything walai.

Just enjoy your life.

Na WA oooo

Seen

Which kind thing be this abeg

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I can tolerate a bad cook cos I can take care of myself

K

What is your problem exactly?

Is it that she's from a poor background, does cleaning jobs, not from your tribe, a sch cert holder, or she can't cook? Which one?

Cos ayam not understanding.

You have finished sampling her kpekus and now you're looking for a reason to dump her abi?

Dump her for who really?

You must finish what you started.

bewla:
uNo offense if u be foreigners pls go sleep or pack and go home



we no get another country

so with all dew respect pls let Nigeria find
solution to Nigeria issue

Make oyibo come back come rule us, na our only solution be that.

If not as far as we still de rule ourselves, e no go ever better even in 20 Billion years.

You see this light issue for example? E no fit improve. Till this world go fold up, Nigeria no fit get stable power.

Guy 9ja no fit better.
Start coming to terms with reality.

My only prayer is for God to help me get another passport for my unborn generation.

Nigeria is beyond redemption.

I no want know who be minister or president.
Wetin me I know be say 1B years from now, Nigeria no fit better.

K

nairalandposter:
Yes it is.

You have the option of remaining single like the op, it's not by force to marry.

How is it too much?
What does it take to be a virgin?

K

Is it too much to ask for a virgin with wifely attributes?

What won't I read on nairaland?

And you're confused?

Confused about what exactly?


Meanwhile......

I can bet my balls that this is coming from a Yoruba girl. It's evident in her write up. Her Yoruba accent is written all over the post.

Iamgrey5:
Create a new thread for this sis !

Nothing like that happened.

I saw this about two years ago on a relationship page on Facebook.
She just want people to talk.

Did any artiste fall from the table?

Ok thanks

Nice one

Too many staged/cooked up stories on the Nigerian blogosphere.

I'm not saying it didn't happen, I'm just saying I don't believe it.