₦airaland Forum

And I should believe this because?

To whom it may concern

I'm not one to advise when it comes to choosing a life partner. But hear this, never have anything serious to do with a lady older than you in terms of relationship. You can be her friend, colleague, business partner, fvck mate, or confidant.

But when it comes to serious relationship that could lead to marriage, NEVER EVER have anything to do with a lady older than you.

Older women should go for older men.

I reject every spirit of older women in my life.

In fact, if I'm not at least five years older than you, just know that everything we're doing together as regards relationship is not taken seriously by me.

Oh my goodness!

Make e no just reach front page sha

JejeNaija:
Thanks I will check it out. The price isn't the problem but paying whatever price and getting the result. That's the problem I have been having.

Make sure you buy the original one oo.
Come back and thank me later

I

I know of hypnotic poison.
It lasts even more than a week on you, just one spray and you're good to go.
Amazing fragrance I must say.

But it's expensive! Last I checked, it was 45k.

BeckyChinelo1:
INTELLIGENCE!! And then your dress sense. Especially your shoes. Then neatness.

So, merely looking at a man, you know whether he's intelligent or not? The question is what is that first attraction when you see a man? Not when you interact with him.

Another useless thread

RIP to them.

But let me not say what's on my mind

How
G

The only single mothers I love and respect are those who lost their husbands or got divorced.

But you see all those ones that fvcked one dude and gave birth outside wedlock? I fvcking hate them. They fvcking disgust me. I'm never having anything serious to do with them, except to add to their misery.
Na me go clean another person mess? #spits

The only single mother I will marry if I see is a widow. I will love and treat her child (ren) as mine. I will love and treat her right.
Every other category of single mother is a complete turn off.

Ok

Because if it's not Lagos, it can never be like Lagos. Plus, nairaland is domiciled in Lagos.

PS: Funny thing, I'm also not in Lagos. In fact last time I was there was some seventeen years ago.

I can't keep chasing her when she's not showing me that she's interested.

I'm not saying you should tell me point blank you like me, I m saying you should show me the green light.

You miss my call? Flash/call me back.
Reply my chats and messages with good vibes.

You can't keep ignoring me and expect me to chase you because I'm a man born to chase a woman, no!

No matter how attracted I am to you, if you miss my calls without trying to reach me back back to back up to five times, I'm done. The next thing is to delete the fvcking number, even if you're mother Mary.

This is what Bruno Mars meant by 24karatmagic in the air. The only problem here is that this magic is not in the air in this case, but a night club!


Just fvck her already!


Cos my advice won't change any sh!t.

How old are you sef?

iPhone will be just like blackberry someday.

I'm single because I have a very high taste and I don't want to compromise by lowering my standard for an ideal girlfriend.

My friend will say God never create your kind of woman. But that's a lie sha, cos I've seen many of my specs but they are all taken.

Hoping to get lucky someday.

This will hit front page

Ok

naijapikin2:
and am planning to relocate to lag, are you sure abuja is not safer?

Same here bro!
News like this scares the hell out of me

Kingsley10000:
Maybe to avoid sti,unwanted pregnancy,to conserve or save money

I didn't say why, I said how?
Like, how do they do it?

Let me book space, this will be an interesting thread

I still don't understand how men masturbate.
I just don't!

Why are mothers always warning their teenage girls about boys? Funny thing is they don't always warn the boys about girls. (It's not like they don't do it at all tho). Is it that boys will kill the girls or what? Can't teenage girls destroy a boy's life as well? Why must it always be "stay away from boys or boyfriend"? Why not "my son, run away from girls, they can destroy your life"?

Mothers, why are you making your daughters run away from boys? Do boys always destroy/kill a girl?

How do they market themselves bearing all these warnings in mind?

K

Nice

GisterBlogger:

Why did you rush to get FTC in your own thread?

Meanwhile, I m looking for one lady, she's an old family friend. I have a picture of her from seventeen years ago I intend to search for her online. How do I go about this?

Thanks and good morning