₦airaland Forum

Toaskarity:
i doubt that ileki to be a nigerian  talkmore of ekiti, maybe yoruba from benin

She is from Ekiti state! i used to know her until she did that polythene plastic surgery 

she even tells everyone she's from Ekiti state here on nairaland

Miss Nairaland! from Ekiti state

mamacy:
Not all women dear, some like it not so deep, so the poster still got a chance

c'mon you don't just but an 8 inch bolt in a 2 ft nut, it won't make a tight fit.

190smh:
arsehole   

why are you smiling like your nuts just hatched? 

190smh:
^Youre an arse

[b]d[/b]ickhead

Eureka!

words i like: [b]F[/b]uck; [b]P[/b]enis; [b]P[/b]ussy; [b]S[/b]crotum; [b]S[/b]hit; [b]e[/b]jaculate what else, em em (remind me)

Words i hate: manliness; womanliness; hevenly feeling; poo

suffice me to say that anyone can successfully call 190smh a [b]d[/b]ickhead and not a manlinesshead. that sounds disgusting!

i did it first! 

naidir:
hey 27naira!
i'm in abu dhabi, recently arrived.
how can we correspond.

cool,

hope you're coping with the summer. Am looking forward to meeting new pals.
you can send me a mail. my email address is on my profile, lets connect

usherroyal:
if you guys are in Abu Dhabi leave your contact here. here is my email addr5ess: usherroyal@yahoo.com

check your mail bro

dayokanu:
Someone who created a Special adviser for Diaspora Affairs when we had a Ministry of Foreign affairs

Odechukwu indeed

Beats me!

Mbeki:
World's sexiest accents
Because a foreign language can be the best aphrodisiac, we traveled the world in search of the 12 hottest accents
By Jordan Burchette

Read more: World’s sexiest accents #2 | CNNGo.com http://www.cnngo.com/explorations/life/worlds-sexiest-accents-130333?page=0,1#ixzz1VO37Kthg


Famous tongues: King Sunny Adé, Omotola Jalade Ekeinde
Dignified, with just a hint of willful naiveté, the deep, rich “oh’s” and “eh’s” of Naija bend the English language without breaking it, arousing tremors in places other languages can’t reach. Kinda makes the occasional phone scam worth the swindle.

Sounds like: The THX intro with teeth



Read more: World’s sexiest accents #2 | CNNGo.com http://www.cnngo.com/explorations/life/worlds-sexiest-accents-130333?page=0,1#ixzz1VO2mFJBa

Bloody mofos.

Sun of god:
About a weeks wages for Mikel yet his father is still being held captive.

I'm sure he's haggling over the ransom demand.

Mikel needs to do soemthing about his selfish nature.

Hurry up and wire the money to them foool.

I believe you're kidding right?

why can't football be like ice hockey, everybody wears a helmet and punching can be allowed until somebody gets knocked over 

Barcelona can then sign Samuel Peters for 350,000 naira

beeman80:
Hello House!
I really appreciate you guyz on nairaland and right now i am in a dilemma and some advice from you guyz might be of great help.
I am a young dad, married and upwardly mobile but I want to try my hands on the US student visa so that in the end I might be able to settle there with my Family.
However a part of me is just skeptical due to fears of regrets and all.
Is it a smart move to resign my not too bad job for the US with my family? Will i get a good job offer there to cater for my family as a student and after graduating from the school?
Should I just stay put here and keep managing what Nigeria has to offer(Boko Haram,NEPA,Armed robbers,Bad roads etc) ?
I am begging for answers here.Advice from people who have gone to the US on legal grounds would be most appreciated here.

Thanks in advance!

certain professional careers and technical skills are employable in the states and other parts of the globe. It depends on your career line. It is will be difficult and risky gamble to move to the states to pick up a student status given the fact that you're a family man. That are many ways you can plan your intended migration. I know of a Naija banker  who picked up an online Msc from the states, got a job with HSBC in the gulf and currently got transferred to chicago.
Layout your options and go for the best.

9jafetish:
seee i don't want to be like that.

that is y i am 19 and ready for marriage.

i don't care about getting a divorce, he can divorce me i just would like to say i was married before

Hopefully, you'll grow up and hate what you said here.

@Poster, i don't really get your drift. Are you under pressure to get married or are you really desirous of getting married?
Loosen up alittle bit, socialize and keep it in your prayers.

odiaero:
Anyone in dubai?

anything the matter?

am jealous!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

Hellboy on PS3 is so disappointing  and i paid 60 dols for that trash! 

Back in the days, it was metal gear solid 1 (snake) on ps 1. it was probably the best game on that console.

right now, i don't think i have a favorite but PES 2011 will do on PS3
Also i nearly ejaculated playing Resident evil 5 my only annoyance was that the game was shot in warri! did anybody noticed that the currency was naira?

dp2:
Hi? Nairalandas,will all know Nigeria as a country of contact, NO COMMITMENT i write, , 5-days i rewrite.Give a trial.Six month visa

omo you never tire? we understand say job no dey but no be scam be your only option. try your hands on other things

^^ get a life! you're wasting some bandwidth here.

[quote author=190_@ link=topic=735121.msg8936977#msg8936977 date=1313510206][color=RED]^U have time really to preach, save your strength bro

Not every one has a working brain (except maybe on NL they try 2 act normal)[/color][/quote]

Princek12:
you are a product of Nigeria's failed educational system. No one is saying you can't use information from an external source, but that when you use such information, word for word, without being paraphrased, and represent it as your own, you cite the source from where the information was extracted and/or give credit to the person whose information was used.

i'll assume you don't understand English, i forgive your stupidity.

i was only referring to "you" as a specimen for further studies on tropical neural breakdown. If you read what i wrote properly (not using google translator) you will see that i only wanted to know if quoting some of your lucid responses on my thesis will amount to a violation of some sort. Honestly, you need to drink more water. you have a gelatinated pulp for a brain

oh lawd! here we have enough case studies to last 33 thesis on psychoneurosis, mad cow disease, tropical madness and what have you.
is Nairaland protected by copywrite act? can one use it as reference material??

sexkillz:
HEIGHT OF MADNESS ACTUALLY! FROM A JOBLESS STUDENT IN THE UK!

So it seems

Madness!

Moderator, how can you entertain this derogatory post on the front page? some people might be inclined to find this post offensive. Please show some sense of good judgment.

ojdollars:
@27naira and frauduloso, Noted.  But the poster said, his friend has thought about the two options he had and possibly still thinking about them. You see, as a Nigerian, you don't have to be soft outside of your comfort zone (Your Country). You have to be tough, you have to be determined. A man that is determined and see afar of can't be limited by any challenges or confrontation he would face anywhere he is. I am only trying to encourage him in his dream to succeed. I know that Germany is often refer to as a Police country, but until he get there he can never conclude on what Germany is about. No Risk, No Reward. Once he get's to the bridge, he will cross it. He can also get information from people he knows living there on how he can settle down there in Germany, it's possible.

Na talk dey bring talk my brothers, have a great evening over there in your zone.

Your comment appears to bear no definite direction. They are just words of encouragement that negates the fact that the backbone of success is a salable plan that is foolproof. For an individual to contemplate either settling in Abuja or moving over to Germany will immediately  make you see the lack of direction which is an ultimate pointer to the fact that this homeboy needs to go back to the drawing table and find out what he wants to do! Nigerians are quick to rush into a society where they feel things work perfectly well only to be heartbroken by the fact that their lack of preparedness automatically make them a nuisance to the society. Na inquisition make cat enter boiling water.

That your bolded comment is offensive. You sound like a criminal. No offence meant.

bont et la disaster! comprehende?  

^^ am baffled by the scheme myself

If you are a professional, with an offer for job, you can make it big time here. BUT if you are one of those Nigerians that will hope into a plane to come here and hustle, you are doomed. This is not europe, they are allergic to bullshit.