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BodyKiss:
6 - Stinginess of punny. 

Yes. They always pretend to be tired or sleeping 

I hate it when girls hang their pants indiscriminately. Bathroom, bedroom, wardrobe everywhere is pant pant 

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Bloody scammer!

[quote author=Mynd_44 link=topic=745408.msg9019941#msg9019941 date=1314444150]*Farts*[/quote]anu ohia! thats why you're still a virgin at 42. Dirty mofo

Flashing!

why on earth will a Nigerian girl flash on my phone 3am in the morning

@MODS

This thread has officially been derailed.

jjgirljay:
if what you say is true,please leave. At 26yrs you can start over and give your child a good life. its not easy raising a child alone both home and aboard but to me it seem you are the only one raising the child as your husband refuses to work.

try having a heart to heart talk with him before taking the step. i was raised by a single mother its not the best both for the woman or child,but i dont beleive anyone should stay unhappy in any relationship.

good luck

who is this?

I pity the man that will look upon you with admiration for your path leads to hades

Mobinga:
He wants to kill himself.













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see jonsing

@Lastpage

your word got me thinking.

"A wise woman keeps her family but the foolish one scatters it with her own hands" with emphasis!
Things don't always stay the same.

@Poster,

you don't seek life changing advise from NL

Trust me, alot of the folks here arent married.

Get to your knees and seek GOD to guide you. If you're a christain, divorce can affect your relationship with GOD. I've seen alot of people who lost their joy because of it.

goldng:
M" ga so ndi barca Nnuria. Ha mara agba.

gbukpu asu

It has come to the notice of Mr president that some unscrupulous elements want to discredit this poster and her democratic right to express her joy for her recent transformation from the status of "single and searching" to "double and settled"
I will not fail to mention that this government will not hesitate to unsettle any cowardly act of terrorism and disenchantment towards the peace and tranquility that this democratic dispensation has been enjoying. Bear in mind that we will not relent to use the full weight of the law to bring to book any person found to antagonize "Mrs" poster. I want to reiterate our support for Mrs poster and her fortune. Thank you

bia, o soso Barcelona ga-na ebu ihe nile?

ike ndi a agwula m!

Goldieluks:
Ogini? biko sieba[b] fwon ebahon[/b].

foul ! yellow card

goldng:
Ukwu mu negbumu egbu. kedu ife mu ga eme?

e zokoro nsi aboki? 

goldng:
N'ologwu te aka. Anam a chor ihe mu ga me ozugbo ozugbo

nnuo mmiri ukwa 

Goldieluks:
odumchi bia nwanne,ebe kine je?

ewooo! who dash monkey raincoat?? 

Goldieluks:
oh oh!!! you must be using windows 1989,not my problem.

lmao!   google translator doesn't have a thing to do with my version of windows  
speak igbo or ->->-> close the door behind you  

omaricha nwa  

Goldieluks:
Wome re gbunu wen etin yo
igbo unuson me,me da gwe we na ekwo ka tare,me oka ekwo
woda ta,ta ke aye wen,ode me ehn.orwe igege.

google translator did not recognize your click-click sound

gidson12:
ke ebe akuna à si puta?

Mba nu, akpona ya akwuna. Gbachi ya nkiti kedu?

Goldieluks:
Cliché.

onye bu onye a?

Umunnaaa, ihe nka asogbu m. o na-ato m rikpooooo!

ana m eme nmayi ngwoo here! onye ka uche ya diya? 

Pooo bu uda ahu n'ese ise

Bawss1:
So why are you making a fuss? Do you live in the market?

yes i do. Are you satisfied?

Adam.

I pity the community that will host the burnfire!

[quote author=~Bluetooth link=topic=744263.msg9004109#msg9004109 date=1314275448]That place is an eye sore and something need to be done about it ![/quote]my question is "what was that location in the so-called master plan"? was it a motor park?

Stupid people!
was Nya Nya market a motorpark in the abuja masterplan?

if na person house now, dem go begin scream Masterplan!

@Op

Sorry, Ndo!

Are you still sleeping on the floor or has she gone?

dont forget to flit the room so that you don't get stung by ant ok?

awoof:
thank you o my brother, as i was sleeping one night like that God con speak to me that i should go to East timor and who am i to refuse?

i can't fit laugh,

imperiouxx:
ROFL!

Infact, your trail don confuse me tire. O ma se ooo, ilitrate scammer. This one worse jor Even crayfish you no go catch ooo. You better go obtain GCE form first before the exam start for Sept.

LMAO

^^

[quote author=Justwise. link=topic=741630.msg8979007#msg8979007 date=1314008844]Can anyone help me with the information on how to get admission into Free University institue of Asia and Africa, wat are the procced to apply from Nigeria and what are my chances of getting uk visa from there.[/quote]why you wan blackmail justwise ? justwise"." is not the same as justwise

So i'll take it you're one of those scumbags that just got mulled over and is out for revenge. Get a life! 

pendo89:
And then what happened? you left this hanging.whos to blame? the one that kept it a secret and used religion as cover or the girl who went ahead and married him.
I just want people to be honest cz if I truly love you I will stand with you through thick and thin and try to iron out issues.
That's why I say love is death.These are critical issues which you can only handle if you have died to self and love the person as yourself.
Love is sacrifice not icecream

I actually stretched out my hands to give you a bear hug but your profile pix looks kinda scary (you're indeed fearfully made)

What happened to Canadian embassy?

you know, Nigerians don't believe in doing the right thing the right way. Laziness and short-cut syndrome has eaten deep into our national fabric and has turned a menace to us.

why will an educated person who is supposed to be able to fend for himself need an agent to do visa paperwork when all the forms and and procedures required are explicitly given on the Canadian immigration website? some people don't deserve sympathy. 

As for these scumbags parading themselves as guest speakers at seminars and agents, your days are numbered. karma will catch up with you someday.

skydeexie:
And how about the real authentic Miss Africa Ladies & Gentlemen? She represents all the other ladies put together.

your girlfriend is beastiful
am a movie director, will she like to act as the new James Bond lady?