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justwise:
Only if u will be printing it in your bedroom, that i will believe

dp2:
Well u could gv a trial 4m to print you one.K?, Pple like u iv notin doin but only disturbed potential enquirers.Rgrds my bloved just wise

ROFLMBO

op, the visa must have been designed with coreldraw.

what does he plan to do when he gets to Germany??

Its not about travelling bro its about have a game-plan.
If he's coming to germany to start a business, thats fine but if na to hussle, hmm

Nnna see this mehn

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na prostitution you wan carry them do??

lefulefu:
i mean why is it that naija girls dont know how to kiss
there was this igbo chick the other day i was giving a few kissing lessons and the way she poured all her saliva in my mouth in the name of kissing made me wonder.at times if naija girls want to kiss u they either bite your lips with their teeth or chew your lips like kpomo.haba abeg naija girls make una they watch romance movies and learn from oyibo girls the way to kiss a man

smh@u

Now you don't really have to start a topic if you have nothing to post. you've just made us SEE the inside of your skull. dude it's empty.

Amya:
Do you really think sex is important in a relationship?

Does it determine if a relationship would work? Can wives leave there husbands for it? and vice versa.

(To guys) If you have carnal knowledge of a person before you get married, does that automatically make a person a LovePeddler?

Are the techniques and how good a person is (performing the techniques) really important?

Can love really conquer all. . .Especially in a situation where a person isn't very good, or completely horrible in bed?

(To girls) does  size of a guys tool really matter?

Is the size, height and shape of a person really important?

These questions might actually look laughable, and the answers to these questions might seem predictable, but you'd be surprised at the different views people might have.

modified to: silly question!!

worry246:
What is to sort out?
An 81 year old man
In his own home felt threatened by a YOUNG NIGERIAN man shouting and getting angry.
Everyone knows waht a reputation Nigerians have for temper and shouting!!
At 81 he defended himself with what he had avaliable which happened to be a gun,
Shouting angry Nigerian man ends up dead.
That's his fault for being aggressive not the 81yr old mans.

Honestly, something is wrong with you.

on mondays and wednesdays, most banks obligate there staff to be in the office by 7am.
Naturally, you should expect some kind of peculiar rush during these days given the fact that alot of banks maintain there offices in the island. you can either take a boat or swim. Infact, i swim to office on wednesdays and mondays.  

Yoruba girl NYASH! I LOVE IT

Hausa, em em em I will always like our gateman

[quote author=Opus-deii link=topic=723169.msg8810589#msg8810589 date=1311884348]You saw a shirt worth 97 naira since you don't have cash, you borrowed 50 from your Mom and 50 from your Dad, So you have 100naira since the shirt is 97naira So you have 3 naira left, you returned 1 naira to your Mum and 1 naira to your Dad and you  left 1 naira for urself. Now you owe your Mum 49 naira and your Dad 49naira soo 49+49=98 plus minus the 1 naira wif u 99 97 naira WHERE IS THE MISSING NAIRA? you have the cost of the shirt
@Mod, i don't know where to post this, so you can take it to where you think it's appropriate.[/quote]The question is faulted.
your exposure was 100; you paid 2 and got 98 left; 97 was used to pay for the shirt and you have 1 let.
Now, if you pay 2 and got 98 left, you can as well give them the 1 naira balance, the 97 credit balance is the cost of the okirika shirt.
I think the trick you applied here was to direct our minds to 98 and 1 but not on the whole transaction.

meanwhile give up buying okirika shirts, it makes you think too much.  

Thnx boss.

Abu dhabi isn't in Dubai, its a seperate emirate (city) from Dubai but all the same, they're all in UAE.

aeone1:
chil @27. Im just asking for an expirienced tutor. But sortin high for futo sha.

I see. You do really need an intensive English course.

I hate such predictions even if it appears true.
It makes the Govt. think they're working and eventually they'll steal more to compensate the work done. Stupid!

David Cameron should be crying not praising a state with no certain future. Who says Nigeria will last another 40 years? its not even certain.

Hello folks,

Any Nigerian in Abu dhabi??

Lets meet here and connect. It will be awesome to meet more Nigerians and build a community of our own. This city can really be lonely

Please bros, i beg you, don't think about it. your naija compatriots are better recognised educationally than Ukrainians. Msc from Ukraine can't even do Phd in naija talk less of west. I beg you bros, desist.

aeone1:
Lmao!!! Worry im sure you are in FUTO, cus you seem frustrated from too much sortin. OR you are a bigggg sadist(hater)! So s.t.f.u! :-P I finaly got my NDLEA clearance, i'l be in kuban by mid-august. Please @davedavy, if you could send me an email, i would more than glad! Thanks.

Hey, hold it right there!
watin you dey try talk??

hey you

24??

Some elderly people will want to get back to your shoes at all cost, boy.

Get back to school, get your masters also phD if possible. What's meant to be's gonna be. If your woman can't support your ambition (after due delibration) then, she's no less than a tear in your eyes waiting to be shed. Marriage should not be a persuasive venture. It's a union of two minds, same dream, same destiny, same end. Believe me, true couples get married in their hearts before walking down the aisle. Now is the time to lay down your bricks and build a career, a future, a dream. You will know when to get married, you don't need to consult a forum
your grandfather said i should tell you this.

hmm, i came here to read me some romantic stuff. What's romantic about this? 

pls somebody should update us with the latest playboy housemate info. Me don't need getting depressed over this. 

kasiem:
I dont want to leave that gurl without impregnating her.

now i think she was right about you.

obowunmi:
Naija man will leave you and RUN. Enuff said.

you can't speak for all men, don't you think?

I am encouraged that there is still "true love" out there. This story is a challenge to all of us, there are good men out there.


RALEIGH, N.C. -- A year after she was paralyzed in poolside horseplay at her bachelorette party, Rachelle Friedman knows one thing she would change about her life before the injury.

"I wish we had danced together more because I love dancing so much, and we didn't do it enough," she says of her soon-to-be husband. "Looking back, I would have done it every night."

Friedman will finally make it down the aisle on Friday, marrying the man who has waited with her to exchange vows since the accident. She is wearing the same gown she chose for the first ceremony but with her father pushing her wheelchair down the aisle instead of walking her down it, arm in arm.

Also joining her will be the bridesmaid who shoved her into the shallow end of a pool on May 23, 2010 – causing a freak accident that changed their lives. The 25-year-old from Knightdale has stuck with her friend and refused to reveal her identity even as newspapers, television and Internet sites carried the story around the world.

"She was tragically hurt, mentally and emotionally. And I was tragically hurt, physically," Friedman says on a day that a tailor is altering her strapless, simple wedding dress to fit her new, thinner, less muscular body. "It's harder to deal with when you're hurt emotionally sometimes than when you're hurt physically."

Friedman was celebrating with her girlfriends in Virginia Beach, Va., about a month before she was supposed to be married last year when she was injured. After being pushed into the pool, she awkwardly hit the cement bottom. She knew immediately something was wrong.

"I instantly just stopped moving," Friedman says. She floated to the top, face up. Her friends were already in the water to help. This isn't a joke, she told them. Call 911.

The horseplay was no different from the way her friends had goofed around many times. Friedman could have just as easily pushed her friend in the water, she says. She refuses to even call the act a prank because that would imply some devious intent.

"People look at it like this is something that happened to me, but it happened to both of us," Friedman said of her friend.


Friedman is moving on with her life, learning how to play wheelchair rugby and using her knuckles instead of her fingers for tasks such as texting and responding to email.

Neither she nor her fiance, Chris Chapman, ever considered deserting the other. They'd been together for almost five years when the accident happened.

"You have to know me and Chris to understand," Friedman says.

Chapman, a 28-year-old middle school science teacher in Spring Hope, echoes her.

"It was not, `What am I going to do?'" he says. "It was, `what are we doing to do?' , I just didn't know what to do next. It was one step at a time."

The two will exchange vows in a ceremony at The Fearrington House in Pittsboro, with a reception in the village barn. Her favorite flowers, sunflowers, will take center stage. Wedding planning company 1-800-REGISTRY is paying for their ceremony and the honeymoon in Fiji.

"I'll be happy and relieved to see her coming down the aisle," Chapman says. "It's something we've been working on for quite a while."

The two grew up in Virginia Beach, but didn't meet until they were both students at East Carolina University in Greenville, becoming close friends while each dated other people. Once they started dating, he fell in love with her energy and personality.

"She was always positive, always upbeat, always ready to do something," he says. Now, he worries about keeping her active. He's learning to referee at wheelchair rugby, and she's trying to get a hand cycle so they can bicycle together. She also wants to learn wheelchair tennis.

"We're hoping to keep her active," he says. "And I'll go along and try to participate as much as I can."

Before she was injured, Friedman was a program coordinator at a senior activity center in Raleigh, where she planned parties and taught line dancing and light weightlifting. While the job didn't pay a lot, she felt blessed to be employed right out of college, to own a home with the man of her dreams and to be planning their wedding.

A typical day now is "kind of boring," she says. She often visits the senior center where she used to work and does whatever exercises she can at home. She has finished a round of rehab, but will get more advanced treatment in September, courtesy of a foundation called Walking with Anthony.

The foundation, based in Beverly Hills, Calif., will pay for Friedman and her mother to attend a three-week session at Project Walk in California. Founder Micki Purcell, whose son, Anthony, suffered a similar injury after diving in the ocean, says Friedman will get time to recover from that intensive treatment before the foundation pays for another session.

"It costs a lot of money to get out of a wheelchair," Purcell said Monday, adding that she believes Friedman is a perfect candidate to walk again.

An easier goal awaits Friedman after the wedding. The Beatles fan wants a tattoo of the peace sign drawn on the back of her neck, at the center, marking her injury. Underneath will be inked, "Let It Be."

"It symbolizes that I'm at peace with it," she says.

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dayokanu:
Excellent response. If the man had come here to say his GF of 9yrs dumped him, I wonder if the response would be the same

The Op doesnt want to marry a Hippo shey na by force?

lmao. it's a woman's world!

sexkillz:
Great SAGAMITE! With all your Wisdom, You Fail to notice that it Takes a CRETIN, to know a CRETIN!

This dude, you keep spilling trash. oya!! login and download some updates for your win98 braincells. I-too-know!  

@sexkillz and co.

Free the OP. He doesn't like fat girls period.
If a girl delibrately gets fat because of overfeeding without commensurate exercise, never blame the dude that dumps her, we NEED space on planet earth, fat girls should KNOW that. (just kidding)

Please correct me if am wrong, i thought PDP is a natural disaster while ACN is a disaster control mechanism.

why are they pointing fingers? hmm

Amauche03:
Please do we havny zoo in lagos?

can't think of any. We have atlantic ocean though.

i Think its time to stop blaming GEJ and stop giving Boko Haram the desired attention.

The more we talk about them, the more we make them appear invincible. They never care about the masses, why now?
The cowards are simply telling us that they are not comfortable with JTF. It means, they're under strangulation.

Let us encourage one another and hope they'll be flushed out with time. This is one of Nigeria's many challenges.