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Politics › Re: See the small thing holding Biafra to come this year PHOTOS by 2elliot: 11:57am On May 04, 2022
OBALOLA55:
LALASTICLALA MYND44 WE HAVE A TERRORIST IN OUR MIDST
Mumu
Foreign Affairs › Re: Pope Francis Says NATO Started The War In Ukraine By "Barking At Putin's Door" by 2elliot: 10:24am On May 04, 2022
Kirkman:
*Peace and security*. You sabi wats up. I was waiting for someone to post this..
Sadly, a lot of people are still sleeping.
Politics › Re: Soldiers Killed & Razed Houses: Sad News You Can Read Only From SouthEast (Pics) by 2elliot: 7:40am On May 04, 2022
Frigga13:
Soldiers should kill and burn the houses of those foolish esn abi umu oma..

When they kill army they celebrate and eat flesh

Army kills and burn their home .. their zombies and bingos will shout innocent civilian

Nigeria army is taking it gentle ..

Obasanjo for don level that village by now.. and nothing will happen
Buhari is just playing hide and seek with them .. reason why the fools are still controlling igbos anyhow

While igbos demselves are heavy under spell.. celebrating the burning of their place

Local worrriors
Finished blavk m#nk#y
Politics › Re: Ibo Think We Hate Them But The Tribe You Called Brother Are Your Problems. by 2elliot: 7:36am On May 04, 2022
Michael004:
The time is getting to long. We want it now, so we can give our retaliation. Let count scores and let see who lose the most and cry victim. Kikikikikiki


My reaction when OSU is calling someone parasite with their low igr to the country
Maybe you are new here, but I want you to know that I am an ijaw man who is working seriously hard to expose the fraud called south west. And then give you guys the Akwai Ibom treatment when jungle matures.
Politics › Re: Ibo Think We Hate Them But The Tribe You Called Brother Are Your Problems. by 2elliot: 12:12am On May 04, 2022
Taba21:
Ashawo you're of no use
Mumu south south man.
Politics › Re: Ibo Think We Hate Them But The Tribe You Called Brother Are Your Problems. by 2elliot: 12:11am On May 04, 2022
Michael004:
You get it bro kikikikikiki. We ain't moved a bit. That us their trademark. To cowardly deny their tribe to attack hahahahaha
A time will soon come when the entire south south will give you Yoruba's the Akwai Ibom treatment. You guys are opportunistic parasites worst than the Fulanis, sucking the blood of the the wealth of the south south.
Politics › Re: Ibo Think We Hate Them But The Tribe You Called Brother Are Your Problems. by 2elliot: 12:07am On May 04, 2022
Taba21:
Are igbo people Nigeria?
We live peacefully with others but not with immigrants who came with the intentions to destroy.

Find them and preach to them not me
Mumu. Don't let me slap you now, idiat. I be from delta state, my foot. Our resources in the south south are being used to sustain this fraud called Nigeria,and you think that hating on the igbos would solve your problem. Parasitic Yorubas and Hausa fulanis are playing ping-pong with our head, but you think that Igbo's are your problem. You wan just get sense this man. You don't know that Nigeria is not for you.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Pope Francis Says NATO Started The War In Ukraine By "Barking At Putin's Door" by 2elliot: 11:49pm On May 03, 2022
"When they say peace and safety, then sudden destruction shall fall on them". The "Health and 'Safety'" slogan has passed. Now we are on "Peace" slogan. Soon after this, sudden destruction of the earth, for the end of time is upon us.
Politics › Re: Army Reacts To Gruesome Murder Of Two Soldiers By IPOB/ESN by 2elliot: 11:36pm On May 03, 2022
kid23:
Igbo terrorists pịa waa gị isi
You are the terrorist. Late Mailafia has already told us about those who are carrying out this dastardly act.
Family › Re: Woman Helps Her Husband Pack Things For His Other Wife In Africa (Photo, Video) by 2elliot: 9:40pm On Apr 30, 2022
The white man really dobys strong thing sha, na hypo dem use wash our brains away. My grand father and my father all had polygamous home. My grand father's wives were so peaceful that one would think they were sisters. They did virtually everything together. A woman that will not give you peace of mind because you married other women beside her would never give younoeace of mind if you married only her.
Politics › Re: SIM-NIN Linkage Now Frustrating Terrorists In North East – NCC by 2elliot: 8:14pm On Apr 29, 2022
alphaNomega:
Again I tell you that NIN was not intended for security or any antichrist/ one-world government agenda, the prime purpose is tax collection.

You see those million dollar loans politicians are collecting and stealing, we must pay it back, every Nigerian, whether you are home or abroad.
That is not the primary purpose. There is a drive to faze out paper money and introduce a global digital currency. Once that is achieved, only those who take the mark of the beast can have access, if not you are plugged out if the system.
Politics › Re: SIM-NIN Linkage Now Frustrating Terrorists In North East – NCC by 2elliot: 5:08pm On Apr 29, 2022
Digital Identification exercise is a world wide program to bring the whole world to the rulership of the Antichrist's one world government. It has nothing to do with bandits or kidnappers. These chaos is only a tool to enhanced the smooth passage of the digital satanic mark of the beast.
Politics › Re: Igbos Will Never Rule This Country!! by 2elliot: 5:27pm On Apr 28, 2022
Obrigardo:
I know it's hard to swallow but it's easier for an hippopotamus to pass through the eye of a needle than for an Igbo man to become Nigeria's president through a "free and fair" elections.
It will never work under this current Nigerian structure.
Wait, you mean if Nigeria should continue existing, even in the next say 20yrs that no Igbo man will be president? Na juju be that nau!
Politics › Re: See Nigeria's Last Chance To Survive As A Country! by 2elliot: 5:21pm On Apr 28, 2022
Reality3080:
what was repeated when u trespassed to ore, was also repeated when u trespassed to oyigbo n will also b repeated if u trespass once again

If e sure for your father,misbehave outside south east n see if we won't wipe away your miserable life like we did to your forefathers

I just dey challenge u
I don't know where the Bleep you come from, but i tell you, a full war will not see Nigeria come back as one country. I promise you this as an ijaw man from Bayelsa state. So, you can rant as much as you want but that is a fact you won't want to find out.
Phones › Re: Twitter DMs To Have End To End Encryption - Elon Musk by 2elliot: 4:52pm On Apr 28, 2022
samuelson06:
I don't need to watch sh!t. I'll grow old and die and this world would remain same way. My responsibility is to live for God and man. I care less about what the world becomes. It has nothing to do with my obligations as a Christian.

The world has always been dark and would remain the same. So, what's the point monitoring something that I already know what it was before I was born, what it has been since I was born, and what it's going to be? It doesn't make sense to me, please.

Let's talk about something else.
The Bible admonished us to watch and pray, right. If you don't watch, you could be overcome by the devices if the evil ones.
Celebrities › Re: Davido Gives Up On Gym Work After Months Of Dedication by 2elliot: 2:40pm On Apr 28, 2022
crackheadZara:
30 billion and he has this ugly, awful, forlorn, sullen, unabashed disarray of a hairline, can't even afford the tiniest of disciplines required to stick to a basic workout regime, not to mention the foul arrogance of his attitude and the broad cleft in his intellect. I am of a strong conviction that if this man wasn't born into a family of wealth, his sort of person would end up in the drabbest and grimiest places where only urchins and louts thrive.
U be mumu eh
Phones › Re: Twitter DMs To Have End To End Encryption - Elon Musk by 2elliot: 2:31pm On Apr 28, 2022
samuelson06:
Mr. Fanatics, the prophet of doom! The prophet that specializes in spreading fear on NL.
You need tpbwake up from your slumber. The world is aligning for a major event. Watch the signs, bro. Watchmen allbiver the world is warning everyone to be vigilant.
Phones › Re: Twitter DMs To Have End To End Encryption - Elon Musk by 2elliot: 2:29pm On Apr 28, 2022
Righteousness2:
Elon Musk, the same guy who wants to put a microchip into everyone’s brain with his company Neuralink buys twitter and almost Everyone is screaming Hero! wonderful! Great guy! Etc

We Live in times of High deceptions and deceits. Unfortunately many will fall for the deceptions because they refuse to see through the lines.

Something sinister is definitely cooking ..

We are in the Last of the Last days, look unto JESUS Christ, so u don't be a casualty of the deceptions that are being set.
He is likely the dragon that will bring Trump back on the stage and give him his voice and power back after the deadly blow.
Food › Re: You Will Fall In Love With Unripe Plantain Porridge After Using This Recipe! by 2elliot: 8:30pm On Apr 27, 2022
Beremx:
People who cook online and post it have upgraded using either cast iron pots or cast aluminum pots ( both non stick).
Why are you still using that kind of inferior pot to cook something you know you will post online?
Anyway, I love your plantain recipe
Mumu
Politics › Re: Anambra Police And Military Rescue Kidnapped Herdsmen, Cattles by 2elliot: 9:15am On Apr 26, 2022
Miracle2022:
bandits,boko Haram,ipob are all terrorists and are supposed to be killed as sighted.
Stop sniffing cow dungs
Politics › Re: Anambra Police And Military Rescue Kidnapped Herdsmen, Cattles by 2elliot: 9:10am On Apr 26, 2022
Miracle2022:
born to hate. Ipob is the worst terrorist organization in this country.
I am not saying that you are the biggest fool on earth but pray that he shouldn't die anytime soon.
Phones › Re: It's Official: Elon Musk Is Buying Twitter For $54.20/Share & Taking It Private by 2elliot: 11:24pm On Apr 25, 2022
PoliteActivist:
You don't know what's on Musk's mind yet. Guy could be part of a HUGE agenda
Musk is the poster child of the beast; he will signs and wonders in the sight of the beast.
Politics › Re: Tolu Ogunlesi Criticized For His Posts About Peter Obi (Pictures) by 2elliot: 8:36am On Apr 25, 2022
Kei144:
There will be no 2023 election. The second seal of Revelation 6 will be opened in June 2022; Fulanis will begin full-scale war to islamize and fulanize Nigeria.

Re. 6:3 When the Lamb opened the second seal, I heard the second living creature say, “Come!”
Re. 6:4 Then another horse came out, a fiery red one. Its rider was given power to take peace from the earth and to make men slay each other. To him was given a large sword.


See the recent declaration by Miyetti Allah that Anambra gunmen kidnapped 9 Fulanis and 300 cows; in Anambra where the government provided the Police with a number of helicopters. The 300 cows could not be sighted by anyone; neither individuals nor helicopter. No hoof trails of cows could be seen, when the ground is wet enough. Fulani war on Anambra State is about to commence, in preparation for the full-scale war.
You could be right. Most people don't know the timeline wwe are in.
Christianity Etc › Re: 13 Years Struggle With Pornography, Masturbation And Fornication. by 2elliot: 5:17pm On Apr 22, 2022
TheLordcometh:
To these people, please don't give up and don't accept watching porn movies as normal because it is not. I don't want anyone to follow this lane, my life has been one of pains and regrets.
The only way to overcome this is by studying the word of God daily as well as praying to God always for his help.
This is just my life journey.
It happen some 14-15yrs ago that I went to visit a friend who owned a very small black and white TV that all the friends as group went to play Sega and mortal combats games. Along the line, we stopped playing and he then out a CD plate to play. At first I thought it was going to be one of those Rambo or Van Dam movies, but alas, what I saw shocked me. At first it was 50cent the music with some unclad girls shaking their ass, and soon after it became a full scale blue film. At first, I removed my face immediately, but when my friends cajoled me, I turned and started watching. However, within a couple of minutes after, I felt something in my boxers, it felt like a strong urge to pee. So, I ran out to pee. But before I could get there, my boxers was already wet. So, I brought out my prick to know why it felt different. What I saw was a white discharge. I was scared because I didn't know what it was. At that moment, I felt something leave my body. Once that thing left my body, I felt so weak, empty and disgusted.
After that, I went home. But then, I couldn't get my head off of those images I had seen. I felt an urge to go see them again. So, immediately after school the following day, I went to that my friends house and pleaded with him to play that video of the previous day. And he did. And that continued till I got my own first set of TV and DVD players. As you can guess, those sorts of adult movies were the biggest in my collection. Though I hid them from people, except a few who I knew indudge in them. This new habit occupied all of my teen years. I became withdrawn from friends and family. I used every free time to watch those movies. If NEPA power should come in the dead of the night, I will wake up to watch some blue films and masturbate before going back to sleep. There is no day I didnt masturbate. I felt so dirty! So many times did I try to stop, but each time I fell and fell harder. Porn took away all of my creative and development years from me. It took away my once socialable and active lifestyle into a secretive recluse. I was morally dead. It took away the spiritual connection I had with God. It stopped all of my dreams and vision that I used to have that were vivid real life messages.
I have also realised that not only does it make one unproductive if you are addicted, it brings badluck syndrome. Luck and favour pass you by. I have had unexplainable turn of events from supposed positive news to negative news. I once had a chance to travel to Australia, but I missed it; but meanwhile others went who we were supposed to have gone together. I once lost a state civil service job–after the first interview I scored 96%. A day to when the news about the date for the second interview was reported, my phone got bad and so I didn't receive it; also an ex friend of mine who should have informed me did not. So, I missed out. Several occasions, I have had near success syndrome. Each time I am close to something good, things turn left at the 11th hour.
Porn has caused me a lot of health issues, too: from eyesight to weak bones, dislocations, e.t.c.
But today, even though I am unable to rid myself of porn, I have known and recognised it as an evil that every human must avoid. And I also have accepted it as a burden I must rid off no matter how many times I fail. I also now live above the guilt that it brings to deny me of my humanity and as a perfect creation of God. Whether I still fall or not, God's love is bigger and overrides my flaws.
Family › Re: Lady Calls Out Her Newly Wedded Husband For Deceiving Her Into Marrying Him by 2elliot: 5:36pm On Apr 20, 2022
I don't understand. Na the 11m naira deceive you or na the man?
Agriculture › Re: A Soft Bed: What My Wife And I Do When It Rains On The Farm (Video) by 2elliot: 9:07am On Apr 20, 2022
adecz:
undecided



Mr Man, stop suffering this poor
woman with back breaking farm labor☹️☹️


A man who loves his woman won't
subject the fairer gender to this.

You can join hands with hired labor
to do this, while she cooks and bring
to You for nourishment.✌️✌️✌️

We are not in the 40s or 50s,
❗️❗️❗️We won't take this.
finished man
Christianity Etc › Re: The Dangers Of Neglecting Biblical Prophecy In The Church by 2elliot: 11:42pm On Apr 19, 2022
Captain9ja:
Everything seems set for the Beast System.
They are just waiting for the perfect crises to unleash their plan
I think that it has already begun. The mark of the beast has already begun. Donald Trump is a good candidate as the Antichrist. He has set the world on motion for the order out of chaos. He is the father of covid and the vaccine. He is unwittingly exposing the old LovePeddler of babylon which is the corrupt elite order, which destroyed and corrupted the whole world through the petrochemical american dollar, by which the elite merchants of the whole became rich. That was what he meant by draining the swams. He hate the those whores with passion.

He will come in his second term as president and finish up his assignment as the antichrist. His first three and half years as the Antichrist beast has been spent already. He has gone into covenant with Israel already through that middle east deal of the century.
Romance › Re: How Do Itell My Folks by 2elliot: 12:18pm On Apr 19, 2022
Candidlady:
Thanks I'd summon courage
Sometimes, our choices could as well be the wrong choice.
Romance › Re: Why Do Some Ladies Use Their Monthly Period To Cook For Their Boyfriends? (18+) by 2elliot: 12:06pm On Apr 19, 2022
pegix:
Very digusting and irritable

And if i get to know of one
Me and the lady goget issue till eternity

Though based on a more physiological perspective
Messes could actually be very nutritious cux of the endometrial lining that shed of during these periods
They are higly rich glycogen mucous substances
Guy, e dey purge belle. One wicked neighbor don use am put for food for me. I shit till I nearly die.
Romance › Re: Why Do Some Ladies Use Their Monthly Period To Cook For Their Boyfriends? (18+) by 2elliot: 12:04pm On Apr 19, 2022
Okonandmary:
So you believe this nonsense, that a woman will boil sanitary pad and cook soup
About two years ago on easter day I was poisoned by my neighbor(a lady). What happened was that, I took a loan from one lady like that and was finding it a bit difficult to pay up at the time. I didn't know that the money was from a group of women's contribution money, that they used in giving out loans and then at the end of the year they gather to buy provision and stuffs and share amongst them.
So, this particular neighbor had me in mind. And that day was Easter. In the spirit of the occasion, she told me that she has some rice for me. On a normal day, I don't like eating out or take food offered by someone I am not really acquainted with. But that day I obliged because I felt the season call for such friendly gifts. I took it from her. And before I even started to eat, my gut feeling wanted me to secretly through food away. But I sushed it because I didn't want to waste someone's effort and food. And so, I took the first spoon. But before it got to my mouth, my nose picked up a foul smell. I became suspicious. But then, I reasoned that my mind was playing games or that she might have used an unfamiliar spice. And so, I devoured it.
But after a few hours, I started having a running stomach. I went to the convenience room. Before I would know what was happening, I have gone in there over ten times in a couple of minutes. I had already lost strength and couldn't control myself; I shit on my pant before I could get to the door to use the toilet. And this continued to the next day, and the next and the next. By then I am already looking like 1(stick). None of the drugs I took could stop it. I was dying. However, fortunately for me, my mom heard it and rushed to one of her friends who is a paralyzed woman who sees visions. She told her about it and then the woman told her to ask me to come to her place. But I refused to go because I was scared I was going to mess up myself even before I reach her place. Thrice she persuaded my mom to tell me to meet her and that nothing will happen. So, with rumbling stomach I went there–I was scared. But after she prayed for me and gave me a blessed water I felt immediate relief. It was then she told me that I was poisoned, and that what I eat was laced with my neighbor's period. Chai! I almost tried to vomit my intestines out hearing that. That neighbor is very lucky I was refrained from confronting her.
Then later I found out why she did what she had done to me.
Some girls and women are demons.
Crime › Re: Man Rammed Into Girl 3 Times With His SUV In Road Rage Attack In US by 2elliot: 5:49pm On Apr 17, 2022
Help2020:
Thank God for her life. But she was supposed to run sideways. I watched the video and I wonder why she was running in the same direction of the car.
These are illuminati psyops.
Romance › Re: 2k For 10 People As Easter Gift by 2elliot: 12:20pm On Apr 17, 2022
6170801594, Fidelity Bank. Thank you! And Happy Easter!

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