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kennydotkom:
My wife has always deny me sex with her, though I know that whenever she is not in good mood, she won't allow me, but this had become frequent with her. Note that I work in anoda state but I come home every weekend in which I have all the privileges to have girls because I leave alone. I can decide not to come home on a weekend jus to attend to other girls but I didn't. many people often call me a pastor because my neighbor where I work has not seen me with girl friend with all the freedom I have. sometime she jokingly says that I so much like sex that she doesn't want to grow old fast because of sex with just 2or 3rounds am OK til next weekend oo. HOW TRUE IS THIS?as for me I get satisfy whenever we have fun togeda such that I can wait till next weekend when I will return home from work. She is not a working class type, so she does her business at home, no stress except to take care of kids. at time she complained of headache, tiredness, or even if I wake her up at around 4am when kids have slept, she will complain that why did I wake her up when she was dreaming. And if am forcing her, she will being to make noise that can wake the kids up. Here in my place of work in abeokuta I have all the reason to sleep with other girls, in which I have told my wife herself that my conscience cannot judge me if I do, because with little time I spend with you, u often turn me down and mostly she never initiate sex with me except she is extremely happy but very rear. I don't know who to report her to .i just don't want to flirt around because of fear of God and love I have for my kids. We can go a month without sex, she is very OK with that, I told her that she had turn herself to just roommate.

Don’t cheat. Try to make her open up about her sexual preferences. I don’t think you are doing it how she likes it. Communicate with your wife and you will get your answer.

NyenwePHC:


Respect to the nigga who got a successful wife, my people e no easy at all to cope with them Agbani Daregos kind of women without a little bit of fleshy thickness. I love them like this any day anytime

The ones that will have heart attack after one knack with body moving like unstable fats

ba7man:
It seems you don't know how to prioritise your life.

They're investigating a $2 billion fraud you're talking about $5 million.

Even if it’s 1 Naira. He should be probed. I am sure EFCC has more than 1 staff or resource they can dedicate to the case. You on the other hand fail to use your brain.

Neoteny:
Same way we're funding Jerusalem pilgrims

That is also wrong.

What about Ganduje

Looks like the wife is his love-vendor and co-conspirator.

Why are we funding Hajj when people are hungry and Nigerians are being killed in Saudi?

holywind:
"Rural grazing areas"

It’s a lie RUGA is a Fulani word for settlement or village. Lol

Excaperx:
common 13%? Will you accept it if it was you? They will take your resources to places that have no cultural identity with you and they will use the resources to develop there. It's not done anywhere in the world.

What has Lagos gotten from its natural ports? Nothing! Lagos also deserves 13% derivation. The strain on resources and allocation for such a small state is too much. How many of you in ND actually wait in your state to benefit from the 13%? You are all in Lagos depriving Lagosians of their allocation.

Omudia11:
As a Niger Deltan from Delta State, I hereby call on the Delta State govt govt and all the other states in the ND to stop sharing our crude oil proceeds with the remaining states of the federation. There parasitism is too much.

Does ND not get 13% derivation? What does Lagos get? Even though they have natural ports. Lagos needs stronger leaders to push for more instead of the desperate urchins they have selling them for so little. Lagos truly should not be remitting so much to the FG because they take on a lot of the FG’s responsibilities while generating the most.

I can still see the page

WetinConsignMe:
y Background By Yemi Eberechi Alade

I was born to a Yoruba man (James Alade), a retired Police Commissioner in Abia State and an Igbo business woman (Helen Uzoma).
My mother's family was originally from Guadalupe but later became Igbo in all but name.

SAY THE WHOLE TRUTH

Hahaha. E de pain you well. Her mama Na original Igbo woman. Nothing like Guadalupe in that link.

WetinConsignMe:
No she is from Guadalupe, just that she became Ibo and Yemi was raised Ibo

My Background By Yemi Eberechi Alade

I was born to a Yoruba man (James Alade), a retired Police Commissioner in Abia State and an Igbo business woman (Helen Uzoma).

https://naijagists.com/yemi-alade-i-was-born-in-abia-state-to-a-yoruba-man-an-igbo-mother/

Guadalupe ko, Abia State ni. Na you go tell Yemi where the mother comes from?

WetinConsignMe:
Actually she is originally from Guadalupe. She took her first husband's name

That’s why Yemi calls herself Igbo-Yoruba? Why not Guadalupe-Yoruba? No Yoruba woman can ever do this. The mother sounds like a retired ashawo army men marry when they are stationed all over the country.

Still on Yemi Alade
.......
So I walked into this pub in this city for a bottle or two and then have the chance to watch the Tottenham/Man City match in that environment where we men love to watch ball games.

Tame "toosh" joint o! And as soon as the alluring aroma of Jollof Rice wafted through the pervasive smell and smoke from the suya Mallam nearby, I remembered I was also hungry and ordered for a plate.

Just one scoop and the screaming started. Because it was a lady's voice bursting her lungs in head-breaking English, I lifted myself off my seat for a better view.

Light complexioned, quite busty even for a woman of her age and garbed in blue gown, she screamed and banged the bar table, threatening the bottles, the beers and the glasses protecting the "holy" contents.

"Look! You don't know me! I say you don't know me at all!!! I am a barrack girl o! I am a barrack girl!!! My madness no get cure if I start to dey crase o!"

I just cannot remember all. And she went on for more than an hour. Sad thing was no one bothered to respond to her. No one, except an unfortunate bartender that tried to explain whatever was the reason for the tiff.

And then the fight started. She immediately pounced on him, forcing him to retreat behind a door.

I had to ask the lady attending to me who she was and to my shock, she informed me this screaming woman was the mother of Yemi Alade, the "Johnny" crooner.

Not seen such irresponsibility in a long time. All the people on her table had to keep quiet, then depart one by one.

I got told she's a regular at that pub.

When she was done painting the place with expletives, she called a cab. The red Nissan Primera 1986 model drove in and then another fight. It happened that while waiting for her, another car had come in and made the mistake of parking behind.

Madam began to bleat and howl and shriek again. Then the car owner emerged and made way.

Madam drove off, returned about 5 minutes later in the same cab, sat in the front passenger seat and continued shouting her anger at everyone and no one.

And so I asked who got her so annoyed?

It had happened that after her entry and a few bottles, she had asked the DJ to play her daughter's song(s). Proud mother wanted everybody to know she was the mother of that velvet-voiced singer.

But the DJ had responded that he didn't have Yemi Alade's songs on his playlist.

It's not something you want to witness. She looked every inch like she was a troubled woman. The type that needs Yemi to spend some of her monies to better take care of...''

https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=2390890624258562&id=100000129442950

Ronke’s are always fine but beware of heartbreak if you can’t handle them.

Inbreeding issues. Northern first cousins should stop marrying each other.

Ancestors that know the value of money. Even when they have turn to dust. The youth better fight these greedy elements and demand for job allocation, investment partnership and good employment conditions. Instead of these idiots that will sell their future for peanuts and then put guns in the youths hands to go and kill themselves when they have finished eating the peanuts.

That man is a mad man. I hope police execute him. He seems to have a very sick view of sex and must have killed many people. Killing comes too easy to him.

SPOILT9JAOLOSHO:
Did I hear virgin, for which place? and how did she contact it? I feel sorry for Her, she should be strong it's not the end of the world

Blood transfusion, using needles or sharp objects used by HIV positive person or from her mother during child birth. There are kids who are HIV positive. Virgin does not mean a person is HIV negative. This is why everyone must be tested.

They should enjoy. Wizkid loves his women mature. He seems to love Tiwa so goodluck to them.

This Gucci pattern is very ugly, and looks low class

Female gang leader...

Looks like a man

worlexy:
Please What is the English name of the animal that Yoruba says the only dent to its beauty is that its forelimb is longer than its hindlimb (apa re gun ju'tan lo)

What’s the English name?

Trexnemesis:
Olodo.
He told you the right name. Egbin is zebra

Egbin is Antelope or Gazelle

ednut1:
Hahahaha. While his workers dont even bother to send their kids to school

Na lie. All those area boys Na dem hustle pass to send their kids to school. To have the opportunity they never had. Same with market women.

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Cobra – Ọka
Ox , Bull – Malu
Spit Snake – Ṣebe
Dog – Aja
Hedgehog – Ọya
Pangolin – Akika
Crocodile – Ọni
Alligator – Ahọnrihọn
Pig – Ẹlẹdẹ
Vulture – Igun, Gunnugun, Gurugu, Akala


Wood-Carrier – Arigiṣẹgi
Hawk – Asa
Palm-Bird – Ologiri
A specie of Bird – Olofẹrẹ
Sparrow – Olokoṣẹ
Peacock – Ọkin
Squirrel – Ọkẹrẹ
Rabbit – Ehoro
crickets – Okinrin
Pouch Rat – Okete

Wild Goat – Edu
A specie of Deer – Ekulu
Shark – Akurakuda
Rat/Mouse – Eku/Ekute
Earthworm – Ekolo
Sing Bird – Ẹyẹ-Orin
Partridge – Aparo
Horse – Ẹṣin
Donkey – Kẹtẹkẹtẹ
Camel – Rakunmi


Ass – Ibakasiẹ
Bat – Adan
Pelican – Ẹyẹ-Ofu
Water-bird – Osin
Dove – Adaba
Viper – Paramọlẹ
Sea-Gulls – Pẹju-pẹju
Yellow-haired Monkey *** Sọmidọlọti/Oloyo
Sea-Bird – Yoja-yoja
Mosquito – Ẹfọn/Yanmu-yanmu


A specie of Beetles – Yanrinbo
Raven – Ẹyẹ-Iwo
Snail – Igbin/Aginniṣọ
Freshwater Snail – Iṣawuru
Stay – Igala
Steer – Ẹgbọọrọ-Akọ Malu
Trout – Ẹja
Buffalo – Ẹfọn
Monkey – Ọbọ
Ape – Ẹdun


Lizard – Alangba
Lobster – Alakasa
Boa Constrictor – Ere
Boar – Ẹlẹdẹ Igbo,
Gorilla, Baboon – Inaki, Inoki, Iro
Chimpanzee – Elegbede
Phython-Constrictor – Ojola
Electric Fish – Ojiji
Scorpion – Ojogan/Akeekee
Toad – Opolo


Antelope – Egbin (Etu)
Tick/Flee – Eegbọn
Hippopotamus – Erinmi
Rhinoceros – Ẹranko bi Imado.
Reynard (Fox) – Kọlọkọlọ
Hyena/Wolf – Ikoko
Giraffe – Agbanrere
Cow – Abo-Malu
Crab – Akan
Wild Pigeon – Oriri


Porcupine – Oorẹ, Eerẹ, Ojigbọn
Black-Ants – Tanpẹpẹ
Centipede – Tanisanko
Millipede – Ọkun
Goanna – Awonrinwon
Frog – Akere, Konko
Chicken – Oromọ-Adiẹ
Nocturnal Animal – Ajao
Hound – Aja-Ọdẹ
Elephant – Erin/Ajanaku


Sheep – Aguntan
Ram – Agbo
Woodcock – Agbe
A species of Woodcock – Aluko
White-feathered Bird (Penguin) – Lekeleke
Chamelon – Ọga, Alagẹmọ
Crane-Bird – Akọ
Parrot – Odidẹrẹ (Aiyekooto)
Ostrich – Ogongo
White-Ant – Ikan, Ikamudu


Tortoise – Ijapa (Alabaun)
Tiger – Amotekun
Lion – Kiniun
Pigeon – Ẹyẹle
Pig/Swine – Ẹlẹdẹ
Eagle – Idi .
Guinea Fowl – Awo
Guinea Fowl – Ẹtu
Guinea Pig – Ẹmọ-Ile
Jelly-Fish – Ẹja-Odo


A specie of Bird – Afẹrẹgbojo/Afe-imojo
Spider – Alantakun
Butterfly – Labalaba
Bee – Oyin
Cockroach – Aayan
Cricket – Irẹ
Crab – Akan
Housefly – Eṣinṣin/Eeṣin
Gnats – Kokoro-Ojuọti
Wall-Gecko – Ọmọnle


Mouse – Eliri
Colt Young Horse – Agodongbo
Woodpecker – Akoko
Palm-Bird – Ẹga
Insect – Ipin
Red-Ant – Abonilejọpọn
Civet-cat – Ẹta
Zebra – Kẹtẹkẹtẹ-Abila
Owl – Owiwi
Lice – Ina-Ori


Bed-bug – Idun
Leopard – Ekun
Hind – Abo-Agbọnrin
Cat – Ologinni
Turkey – Tolotolo
Swallow – Alapandẹdẹ
Kine – Abo-Malu
Stallion – Akọ-Ẹṣin
Gadfly – Iru, Eṣinṣin-nla
Duck – Pẹpẹyẹ
Jackal – Akata/Ajako
https://www.google.com/amp/s/emotanafricana.com/2017/08/31/yoruba-names-for-some-animals-birds-adelagun-abudu-co/amp/

Correct list.
Snail - Igbin
Cattle Egret - Lekeleke

But they were spot on about the triplets

Wow. Oh boy!

Baby arrange arrangement for the arranger... hml to the pretenders.