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Abeg make my best friend win the 100m jare

Atleast I know say hin go give me 30m inside

30m is better than 10m.


Mind u, if u win 10m and he win nothing, na both of una go stil share the 10m, so its a loss for both of u

But if u allow him win 100m, na win win be that., Use ur sense.

Can u see

Men don dey play football for ages complain like this no occur, women start to dey get attention now wahala don dey sup.

Whatever happens to "what a man can do, woman can do better"

TalkTalkTwins:
I've never worked in an office and my workers work from home

Al I do is, I give them tasks, they deliver within the stipulated time and I pay them at the agreed time

Why would I spend money renting an office and having to transport myself to the place everyday when I can do everything at home

Edit: I know most jobs can't be done from home. I'm a blogger and I have people writing for me from different parts of Nigeria. I'm not talking against renting offices, I just used myself as an example, what works for me might not work for you.

So as a blogger, were u supposed to rent an office before??

Hidewell:
Mine is roasted corn. What of you?

my data

Rapuru14:
May your destiny be managed the way the drug baron has managed Lagos.

Iti

And may ur destiny be managed exactly how PO managed anambra state.

Eriokanmi:
That's what my oyinbo friend called yam . I took him to Jevinik restaurant in abuja. I ordered my favourite pounded yam with vegetable soup. I asked him to make his orders, he said he'd eat my type of food. I said to myself, this guy dey find wahala today. I ordered pounded yam with egusi soup for him. I asked the attendant to bring along cutlery when coming. My order came first and I started eating with my hand. He was served his, to my amazement, he washed his hands and began to eat the pounded yam with his hand too .

He now asked , what's this , it tastes so good, he almost finished the goat meat inside the soup. I told him it's made of yam. He asked what's yam, you mean a large potato? I googled yam and showed him. He now said ooooh!

I never knew oyinbo called yam large potatoes, maybe because they make potatoes from it

One day in an African grocery in Aurora area of Chicago, my friend I came to visit said we should go get some food to eat. We went to the store to buy gari and soup ingredients. Inside the store was a large container filled with yam tubers, a white lady asked me, please what's this? I said yam tubers. She asked what's yam tuber? I think they know yam as potatoes.

Ahaa

Dem dey ment??

How could oyinbo themselves no know yam??

Ment or malaria??

Kobojunkie:
WOW.... born out of hatred for a particular religion?

It seems I am at a loss at this point as to how to respond then. I answered you truthfully but you have instead concluded that my response cannot be a valid one. So?

Remove Jesus from Ur response. U don't need to include someone u praised and stil critisize in one accord. Someone u think u re trying to nail by his word which ofcourse u and many more can do.

Either Jesus, Prophet mohamad should not grace this convo, not needed sir/ma.

What do u do for a living

Kobojunkie:
I already answered your question as far as what I do for a living.

Ur answer was just borne out of hatred for a particular religion which isn't my problem.

Nobody included Jesus issue from the beginning, u don't even know if I am from the other religions.
Well, for u to know, I am a free thinker so I am not deep into religious higgihaga like that, it doesn't interest me.


Ur noble profession is what I ask for, or better still, what course did u study in higher institution

Kobojunkie:
Where you lying when you said you heard me?

No, I wasn't lying na.

Truly I saw what u typed and I digested it. So I wasn't lying.

Now can u answer me the question I asked u?

Kobojunkie:
So, are you saying that what Jesus Christ Himself decreed in John 6 vs 25 - 35 is all a lie?

Are you insinuating that when Jesus Christ said that only those who sell everything and give it all away to the poor will have a part of Heaven, He was lying too - Matthew 19 vs 21 & Luke 18 vs 22 & Matthew 13 vs 42 - 44?

Jesus Christ said blessed are those who hear and accept His teachings aka those who submit to and obey His teachings and commandments. It is those whose works are blessed by Him. So how can He bless the works of someone who does not obey His teachings and commandments? Or do you think He is a liar of some sort?

No make me start to preach to you at all... my point is the image of Jesus Christ that is out there in the world is far from the Truth of God presented in scripture - basically the idol that is worshipped in your churches has little to no bearing in scripture - and you ought to be aware of this to understand why I do what I do.

Ok, basically for me to escape unnecessary argument I have one remark which is "I hear u"

So I hear u.


Now back to the root of the matter, leave Jesus out of it.
What do u do for a living.

Kobojunkie:
Well, it is kind of weird but according to Jesus Christ, God will take care of the needs of those who choose to live according to His teachings and commandments, and so far, like something fantastical, that has been the case for me. I don't regularly worry about most everything you have there on your list at all.

Lol, u should not play a game of atheist...

Jesus never told u to be lazy, Jesus never said one should not work.

He Himself said He would bless the work of our hand

So He's expecting us to work.

So where have u bn seeing money?

Kobojunkie:
There is no monetary value to this line of work, I am afraid. So, anyone who is instead in search of riches and wealth of this world may not need to look this way, as you are instead required to sell and give away everything you have in order to pursue this line of work.

Ok

So where do u see money to spend??

Data
Undies
Rent
Kiddies
Clothes
Ride
Fueling
Cable subscription
Free will/benevolence.

All these and others, where av u bn seeing money to fund them?

Kobojunkie:
God forbid....I am instead a follower of Jesus Christ, one who lives in submission and obedience to His Law and Truth in the Kingdom of God.

Ok

But how do dat translate to making money??

Are u doing it for monetary value??

Kobojunkie:
I am being at least 1000 % serious right now.

wait

Are u a pastor.?

Kobojunkie:
I am a "fisher of men", the line of work Jesus Christ called His followers to, and as for job description, well, my job is to believe in the one who sent Jesus Christ - John 6 vs 25 - 35

Lol

Let be serious buddy.

What do u do for a living??

Ahaa

Wetin dey occur laidis naa

Kobojunkie:
My justification matters for nothing.

The dictionary defines work as activity involving mental or physical effort done in order to achieve a purpose or result. Most people work to earn a living. They don't do what they do in order to be justified by me, or you.

Hmmmm

Word on marble

Please if I may ask, which work do u do?? Let be free, and civil, let have a meaningful conversation


Which work do u do?

Kobojunkie:
Do these not offer services that someone pays for?. So what is delusional about that?

so to you all works are good and justified so far it put food on ur table, u dont care to know if the jobber is a killer, armed robber, prostitute, swindler or a noble jobber.?so far he makes money, u re pleased abi??
delusional...

Tonygeesm:
No beep bro, why give birth to 36children and care about one one in the expense of the other 35 by the time calaba,portharcourt,warri and other inland seaport is fully working then you will knw Lagos is scam

See, nobody said all those places shouldn't work.
Infact Lemme tell u, if they start working today its to the benefits of we the youths cus it will result to more employment and more business to the business gurus.

But Ur statement about Lagos fall is vague and selfish, I will liken it to a Joseph and his eleven brothers in the bible. Despite all the effort of his brother to kill him, he still prevailed.

Stop hating bro, look forward to how u wil be a better individual with which people around u(including me) can benefit.

Lagos is not the cause of other states problem, me myself I am not from Lagos and I don't live there but who God has blessed no man can curse.


Stop hating, u don't need it, be diligent in ur work and Wen u attain the position of a governor tomorrow u should find a way to liberate Ur state from poverty. That should be Ur ultimate goal and not how to fall Lagos

Tonygeesm:
Lagos is a scam that must end

Lol, Goan end Lagos na

Awon onilara buruku..

Laslas u no go fit end Lagos, na u go kpain instead

Kobojunkie:
You claim you value work but here you condemn another for working to earn a living?

Lol, so a professional assassin and a bank manager are both working to earn a living abi??

Delusional...

Kobojunkie:
Change what fact? That you lost much of your money patronizing ashawos?

That ashawos don't give you bonus for your money's worth? What fact?

Lol,

How do I tell u that I don't value sex

I can stay for three years without sex, just provide me work with a good returns which can turn to riches and wealth..

Who sex help.

Kobojunkie:
But wait ooo... ashawo na work. Albeit condemned mostly by the small-minded in society but it is honest work still. Dem no steal and dem no kill anyone. They provide their customers with what they request and get paid for their service. And many a successful men and women out there today where raised by mothers who had to do ashawo work to put food on the table when there was none, so?

it stil does not change the fact

LUAN1:
I'm not in Lagos

where you dey

Me set na Benin city a dey live

Princessogaraya:
One spotted

E pain am..

If we look well, the total number of times that woman cheated on that man can not be stated.

The day the woman have bn cheating foul no piss, once way the man wan pay back she dey run helter-skelter
Now she don kill herself, wetin she go tell Baba God laidis??

Princessogaraya:
Chic face resemble man own

See how nairaland men will defined the man

the day we have bn criticizing men abeg foul piss??

Abeg shift

siofra:
Eyah, she realised too late that menascum


No man is worth dying for. RIP ma'am.

The husband is ugly by the way.

Previous thread https://www.nairaland.com/7339923/woman-dies-accident-while-chasing

Ahahahaha

E pain this wan gannn

SugarGirl44:
O le ju bẹ lọ o.

Odaa motigbo.

Ele tobee o, oun aiyiye na se, e sun buru nibe.

Weirdcamila:
When you grow older you will understand why , she even gave you 25k and you didn’t collect it .
Na she I blame , she owes you nothing! Some women snorted their own kids but she gave birth to you and didn’t throw you away .
Well Soon you will be responsible for yourself in a country like Nigeria, let’s see what you will turn into .

Arshewoooooooh!!

Weyrey!!

Imbec!le!!!

Herlut!!

See the nonsense u re writing., Hey!! Should I tell u that it's even better she had aborted him away.

Bird of same feather.

Rozross:
Stop turning everything to gender war on this forum

don't mind the imbec!le, she would rather called the man names., Unprintable names

SugarGirl44:
Awon alainironu ara galatia.
Elizabeth ti ko ọpọlọ yin dani lọ s'ọrun.

Alaye nisuuru, aye o le to bayii

Hmm

Dem dey give am to them KiloKilo