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Corridon:
Just because of OBIdients rally tomorrow! Tinubu is really afraid of Peter Obi.

Many ipobs to cry tomorrow

Make I charge my battery to witness more wailings from the ipob

I like this kind oppression

RZArecta:
I know you'll be happy if the blood of Labour Party supporters are spilled. The innocent shall be vindicated as long as God is on His throne

Forget the victim playing

Government and court of law say make u no reach somewhere, u say na there u wan go sleep.

U better don go cus laslas if dem kill u na final wistu be that

CilicMarin:
Why can't they go to Anambra State and do their useless rally?

This is purely IPOB/Igbo affairs, so why Lagos?

u just dey look

I pity many chukwudes tumoro

Christiansimon:
do You Have A Facebook account so We Can Chat There Better

why Facebook??

zanshi:
You may be shocked i know folks who are tradesmen doing 70 and 80k working as plumbers, welders, hvac on reddit who rake in 70 to 80k or more. Just to change toilets aside equipments can rake you 300-800 in Canada not to talk of water heater and filtration sys. And after a few years, you can get your journey man license as a full fledged proffesional. I am not saying everyone has to go into trades, it can also be an alt for folks who wanna japa because they are skills that would be in season and are transferrable to any country.

Well, I would have loved to be into plumbing but I am into mansory...and I heard it's a slavery job tho I don't know if its tru

zanshi:
Trades like Plumbing, welding as a career to japa. As an alt to Msc.

For pple who can do it sha as it isnt a thing for everyone.

Laslas na second class slavery e go be joo (my mind tells me that)

Person fit dey find it difficult to save 500$ per month sef

waice6571:
Omoh...!!! See set up!
The girl just used you as a cover up for her sins and there's no witness to vindicate you... I can't imagine how helpless you felt that day.
Not funny sha.

Hmm e no funny ooh

Then I was too slow and senile... Sorry to say

If na now, lol, before the mama say jack Robinson a don land two thunderous slap for her daughter face.. no be me go talk again, na she go dey talk where she go

waice6571:
Arh!!! How did you manage it?

I wasn't married then, just a teenager.


Let me call the name of the lady Tim.


In the morning, I and Tim was sent on an errand to go to farm to fetch palm wine from the vendor. We went together and came , this tim was like a sister to me, we re related extendedly.

In the after Wen we returned, I wanted to go and bath, I took my rapper and bucket only to get out and saw her fetching water from the tap with her rapper as well(the tap was close to the bathroom) so I had to excuse her to first take her bath since she was there before me.

I went in back to wait for her, but immediately I went in, Tim left the water running and went outside to meet with her boyfriend,

Did i tell u the tap, bathroom and my mother's room was located at the backyard of the house.

Wen I went inside I slept off with my rapper still tied on me(I was waiting for her ).

So some minutes later, Tim granny (she was staying with her grandmother) came from an outside meeting and passed tru the backyard only for her to see her bathing bucket being overrun by the tap water so she knew that it was her daughter that was fetching the water to bath.

Now she started calling her daughter name but her daughter did not answer out of fear(remember she was with her bf). Instead of the daughter to answer she would rather pass tru the other route from the frontage to the backyard and entered tru the backyard door.

Wen the mother realised that her daughter did not answer her she started shouting my name, remember I was deep asleep already, so I also didn't answer.so the mother shouted out names from the backyard to the frontage with no response from us.

Wen the shout of my name woke me up I quickly went out from the room and get out(remember my room was facing the backyard door) likewise Tim, she has succeeded in finding her way from the frontage to the backyard...

Now me and Tim jammed at the backyard with rappers tied omoooh x400000

As I was about to ask Tim where she was coming from, her granny just returned from the front of the house to the backyard and found the two of us rapped in clothes.. wahala shele

Na so kasala burst, u can imagine what would later ensued na


Some believed we were having sex while some didn't believe..

Her granny, a self religion woman didn't believe, I sworn with the Bible and I told her to swear with the same bible but she refused, and she was still adamant that we were together.


The granny died in 2010 or so, so I bliv she would have known the truth in her grave now... May God have mercy on her soul.

waice6571:
MARRIAGE SAVING ESSAY!!!

You live with your wife and the maid. One Saturday morning, your wife goes to the market. A while later, you go to take a bath to go out. The maid also takes the opportunity to go and bath in her own bathroom.

Whilst you two were in your bathrooms, madam comes back home to pick her phone she forgot. Then the doorbell rings. Remember, you are bathing, but didn't know your maid is also taking her bath, so you continue with no worries and your wife was all along on the bell.

Not understanding why the maid is yet to get to the door, you tie your towel, your curved tool making a bulge in the towel, you rush out of the bath and head to the door.

Getting to the living room, you find the maid already opening the door with wrapper tied to her chest, sumptuous bossom popping through the lightly wet wrapper tied to her chest, curvaceous buttocks seeming bare in the very light ankara.

Madam enters and sees the maid wet with wrapper tied around her chest, and you, oga, also wet with towel tied around your loins...

Madam looks at you weirdly and asks what was going on, and why it took so long for both of you to show up, in that compromising state, and together.
Now, your wife doesn't know what we know and willing to listen to explanations.

With the aid of a graph sheet, Four Figure Table and T-Square, explain in 247 words the theorem that can save your marriage.

Exactly what happened to me in 2007... A day I will never forget

Christiansimon:
i do not know which way to go again oh.
pls if i need a gate man job pls.
any where i will accept.
am 19 years old and am an electrician still learning but no where to learn again cause of money, pls help me to look for one pls help me.i do not want to kill myself

na money dem dey use learn work??


Una go just dey talk like say we never learn work before..

For Ur information I learnt two trades, the first one I only paid after I had completed my apprenticeship, the second one a no even pay shishi and na hin a dey use chop today...

If truly u re learning work, there is no how u wont be seeing small small change unless Ur Oga no dey see work collect.

Madmohamed123:
the coward Nigeria army never respond even one billet

My questions is how did this coward pass thire training

If say na civilian they will have Power

should they have killed half of the ugm now u would say they are killing the innocent

Don't worry, they will start the shooting spree

Kayperry...

Ur brother is trying to develop Mumbai with his hard earned money

kayperry:
How does that change the fact that Igbos build lagos, if not for igbos will lagos have seaport & airport ...
Igbos funded Jakande housing project in lagos

igbos are the highest employer of labour in Lagos

Remove Alaba & Ladipo remitted funds from Lagos IGR, lagos state govt will liquidate

Igbos were the 1st to settle in lagos but they went to check something in the East before they returned yorubas took there rightful land.

Go n Verify #TakeLagosBack

Sorry bro, someone must be a slave


In this case, pls let the baboon work, make monkey dey chop no cry

kayperry:
You people are wicked, igbos contributed there hard earn money to build lagos, lagos is no man's land yet the Govt only promote yoruba culture & festivals.
my own is lets not forget igbos BUILD lagos there culture & tradition should have being dominant, make una fear God.

Lol, why didn't u built Ur region, why are u building another man's region.. why??

Ur region never chop belleful u dey built another man's region...ok na

Oya Goan make Ur culture be the dominant one in Lagos na, Oro oponu.





Wait...I think u re bn sacarstic...if this is sarcasm then sorry ooh

kayperry:
You people are wicked, igbos contributed there hard earn money to build lagos, lagos is no man's land yet the Govt only promote yoruba culture & festivals.
my own is lets not forget igbos BUILD lagos there culture & tradition should have being dominant, make una fear God.

who asked u to contribute Ur hard earned money??

U re supposed to contribute cus u re living in Lagos, if u don't want to contribute den go back to Ur village

Moymoy:
This infantile reasoning has got to stop. Tribalism is what gave birth to terrorism and the degenerate society we see today. Be great for you and everyone else. Don't stay in the gutter celebrating another's poor fortune.

at least one gutter is neater that others

wagazala:
Exactly bro, justice. Send the driver to jail, probably for the rest of his life.

Lol, let assume people whose vehicles were auctioned were instead sent to 30years imprisonment, people like u will still come here to defend the absurdity...and claim the government were too harsh.. just go.

Lanretoye:
Everyday for commissions and inspections, people of hate how una dey?...we dey see as una state be for africa magic epic with bycicle and palmwine,another chukudi wey wan carry ghana must go come lagos don dey load.

Alaye na thunder go fire Ur left trouser

wagazala:
The car didnt drive itself, someone drove it. Charge the man not the car.

yes u re right, thank go I am working with the authority..

When the driver knock u, probably on ur wedding day, we will leave the motor and charge the driver.

omonla10:
Ure so right jare.. Attack them like a thief in d night.

I'm a yoruba man living in Lagos. 90% of my friends and family are voting Peter obi.. Moreover, Apc supporters that I know are either illiterates or tribal bigots or people benefiting directly from govt officials..

My wish is not to be the richest in my area.. I want everybody to have access to education, jobs, power, good roads even if ure poor... Also, I don't need to know anybody to get things done.. My friend put a call to a USA senator yesterday to demand an explanation.. Just like that o

I earn more than my sister, who is a German citizen and a nurse. Yet she has access to everything she needs.

Some people already calling me a bastard, but it really saddens that anybody will want this trend to go on.. Something must change..

Lol

You guys are always Yoruba man living in either itaogbolu or ogbomosho

Either u claim yoruba or not, we wey go vote obi go vote and those wey no go vote no go vote.


Yoruba must be a great tribe for everyone to one to associate

wagazala:
The law is still too draconian.

This driver should be charged ccording to his crime - 1. Driving one way and 2. Manslaughter.

There are many other people who have mistakenly found themselves on one way routes especially in this Lagos where 60% of road signs have been removed. They dont deserve their cars taken away from them.

a one way driver will knock u down and disfigure Ur body, but the driver will be caught and charged...amen

Make Una dey wicked small small

If to say u don call Ur babalawo now and dem don scatter his way for just one week, he go don dey beg u now

JideFine:
Greetings,

My people,I am in a state of Dilemma...

I work as a waiting staff in a Cafe and Lounge.. Something happened on 2nd of this month (september),2022.

The Real story

Some ladies came to the lounge on 2nd Day of this month (2-09-2022) and ordered for a champagne (J.C.Le Roux) and water...We sell the champagne (30,000) while the water is (500).

My oga ordered for some food through me and he later fixed his own bill before the ladies.

N/B : The ladies were on their own separate table...I didn't see them interact with my oga in any way.

So,when my oga was about to go home,he called one of my colleague and told him that I should not collect the champagne money from the ladies,that I should just collect money for the water they took....So,I did as instructed...I collected just #500 from them.

So,I rushed to him to verify if he will be the one to fix the bill,he told me "Yes" that he will fix it.

The next day was my off day,so I didn't go to work....so,two days after....after the sales for the day as he was about to enter his car (we only give him his bills whenever he is about to go home in the night)....I rushed to give him the bill together with the one he accumulated for the day,he asked why the J.C.Le Roux docket is included in the bill.....I explained everything to him and he started yelling at me that I should have collected money from those ladies that night they took the champagne.

I had to call that my colleague that was present when he told me that he will fix those ladies bill,so he came and explained things to him.....He said "Okay" but he will not fix it from his purse that I have to fix it by myself that it will teach me a lesson next time....I was speechless as so many things ran through my mind.....Why exactly will I have to fix a bill that I didn't utilize myself.

I didn't say a word that night,I later sent him a mail explaining how everything happened and the receipt of the J.C.Le Roux which have the date and time the order was placed through my account....

He replied the Mail 3 days after and the mail reads (Well received)

I waited for him to clear up the bill but the sign was not there,I walked up to him and told him about it again and he said he will look into it....fast forward to 23rd of this month,I sent him another mail and he replied "Got it"

Till date he is yet to fix the bill and it's still pending on my account as an (outstanding).

I am really confused

My people,I need una advise....I really don't know what to do again.

It's the end of the month and my salary is at stake here.

SeunWedsLinda:
it's not about me being the one. 1 in 100 is very bad statistics and spells doom. Maybe 10 in 100 would of been fair

well sha, that is the reality of things as bn said.

Brendaniel:
Well I can't say much cause I wasn't there with them, like everywhere there will always be people with conflicting perception, some people still Ambode as the worst governor of Lagos state since 1999( a lot of Tinubu have argued with me on that) but I see him as the best, likewise Donald Trump, I still rate him as one of the best American president in the last decade, but he was voted out, truth is you can't please everybody...

That is the bottom line Baba mi, u cant please everyone..

Odaaro jare

SeunWedsLinda:
if I'm to go by the stats you provided. It means it's not advisable to enrol since only 1 out of 100 participants can actually succeed. That's quite poor tho

and what make u think u re not the one??

SeunWedsLinda:
oh. Like an online school huh?

Is it paid? How effective is it when compared to the institutes people usually pay to register for software development training?

Aahh Omo alx na die

A bootcamp where more than 25k participating students registered but only like 250 graduated.

But I have never seen any or heard from the graduands sha

Brendaniel:
I know he has good plans, I didn't believe in him before, until I started hearing stories from people who had personal experiences, not from famous people, I mean people even here on nairaland who were in Anambra state during his tenure, then what made me believe their statement more was when most of the godfathers in Anambra said he was a stingy man, if a Nigerian politician calls you stingy then I know that you are doing something that is right that is not favouring their selfish appetite.

That is still why I tell everyone that if APC fields Ambode as their candidate, I might switch to start supporting him maybe after a debate between both of them, I had a politician friend then who always complained during Ambode's tenure that he was a stingy governor that Ambode was not sharing money to them as it was in Fashola, he was most times always broke because he was always expecting money from APC Lagos, at the same time I was seeing Ambode's work in Lagos and I was just wowing , Ambode made Fashola look almost like a joke in just 4 years, that was why when he was removed I wasn't too surprised same way they removed Peter Obi too till he claimed it back via the court...

Hmmm


But I have a thread here with me where the anambrans are complaining that obi did nothing

https://www.nairaland.com/870945/what-exactly-peter-obi-doing

SeunWedsLinda:
what's ALX

ALX is an online bootcamp where u can learn tins like

Software development
Virtual assistance
Data science

Etc

Brendaniel....na now obi said something meaningful to my hearing...

Restructuring

EgwunsoDOTcom:
That's your own opinion,
Shalom.

General opinion sir...

Shalom!!!!

Brendaniel:
Wow, that's really nice, I understand Bro, Life shouldn't be as complicated as some people make it in the name of tribalism...

Abi na

Thanks jare..

Brendaniel:
Thanks for the compliment bro, I don't believe in tribe dominance, I even have a Yoruba name which is legally documented and I don't see Yorubas as enemies, my best friends, most have been Yorubas, Infact the first girl that ever toasted me in this life was a Yoruba girl(Very fine girl ), The truth is Yoruba people are very nice people and very accommodating except for a few who tend to always see things from tribal view as it is in every tribe.

In my university days from year 1, I made friends with 2 Yoruba muslim guys and we became best of friends that we made sure after our year 1 that we stayed in the same hostel together till graduation, sometimes we will be posted to different hostels, we will work it back to one room, we cooked together did most things together, sometimes we connive to frustrate the real owners room mate so he will relocate to another room and forfeit our original assigned rooms we did that one many times, we never for once had any issue that had to do with tribal or religious remarks.

I might not be supporting Tinubu and it is not because he is Yoruba, I just believe Peter Obi will do better, I don't really care where the president comes from, I've supported Atiku, Buhari, I was even wishing Fashola was the one coming out in 2015.

And me too I noticed your cautious behaviour in the beginning of our conversation most Tinubu supporters will start and end with insuts

but you were different till you started the test and I was surprised but now I understand...

Anyway I just want the best for my generation and future generations...

I am happy to hear this bro

Fact is that I am not a tribalistic man, never, tho I love my tribe which is normal.

My immediate sister married to a benue man

My other sister married to a man from ibo state,

My close pal in nysc camp was Nnamdi from anambra, very cool and handsome guy.

My female friends during my nysc were from abia and dey don't joke with me.

Should I shock u more..I am not a tinubu follower, I have never bn his fan, and he's not having my vote (a no even get pvc sef)

Reason I am siding tinubu online is how those ibo guys use to clamp every of their misfortunes on him, any small tin tinubu, even those dates doesn't know the road from east to Ore will still be shouting tinubu in aguleri. And tinubu is my tribal family so I have to take side and defend.

I am not saying I hate tinubu either cus in government he has a track record, but that is to his pocket, likewise I am not in for Peter Obi or Atiku..I don't have a preferred candidate, they are all thieves.....thieves na hin dem be.

Me I will not vote for anybody until we start using Ogun, ayelala, amadioha to swear in public officers.




Am sorry for the insult I hurled at u, forgive me pls, I am a yoruba man, I am omoluabi, we re not tot to be disrespectful...pls forgive..