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topsquino:
I've been on this platform since 2007. Thank you Seun for Nairaland.

I feel this is the right time to give back to the community.

I'm doing a 1 MILLION NAIRA giveaway today by 6pm

Please check my post today 6pm so that you won't miss out.

You can also check my profile to confirm my credibility.

I clean like slate and gentle like dove.

Oga abeg, Just remember ur boy if u really mean wat u said.


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21cents:
story of my Life..

enough of this nonsense. men weren't created virgins with hymens, only female are created virgins by the most high God.


listen guys, in case you want to marry non virgins, bear in mind these few things-


1. The fact that she's not a virgin means she can cheat on you while dating you and you might never find out.
2. she can give you a blissful bastard that belonged to someone else.
3. The fact she's been bedded by multiple partners before you means she still has a place for them in her heart and can fvck them anytime she wants.
4. Only Someone you married virgin can stay loyal to you till death, pesin wey fit hold body till she marry you can hold body for as long as she wants. you can travel for 2 weeks on a job and she'd still hold body for you. but a retired whoré you wifed up can't!!

so bottom line is that- all non virgins are whorës. deal with them with caution and always be more than ready to kick them out of your home if you catch them doing their usual thing- whöring about. your peace of mind should never be compromised because of a whoré of a wife.

See as belarabe musa spoil everything

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Me dat i dont know how to pursue woman upandan, its never bn part of my life .

Na so a go ask one girl from my churh out oo, and i like the girl soo well, am not a playboy, infact i dont know how to date two women together at a tym, never done it in my life.

Laslas the gurl no gree for me, if she see my call she no go pick, she wont return it either if at all she missed it. The last one she did was wen i was in akure calling her, she didn't pick my calls for two consecutive days, den i tried her number with my glo wey hin no know na so she pick call oo i was like ahhh, Saamu o pada te.
I just deleted the number straight up, not dat i wanted to but i had to do it to prevent me from temptation of calling her back again.

Due to my ego, a come dey see mysef as person wey no get work, a come ask mysef na Oboy why u dey drag ursef for mud naah.

Na so i bounce, i carry face tho i stil habour my feeling for the girl til today.

Na last week sunday her friend, who hapens to b the sister of my oga come dey narrate how d girl dey regret not accepting me wen i approached. I was like eeehnn?? Tell me more na plss, i dey interested.

Naw the girl come dey trip for me, she want make i just open my mouth to say weehn but mba, a no fit drag mysef for mud second tym again, mbanu.

Millenniumlady:
Ladies don't value guys that asked them out once if you feel she's worth it low down your ego and go after her cause at the tale end a man is never complete without a woman.......As the saying goes "behind every successful man there is a woman " .....my status says it all

But ur dp says otherwise. Ur dp rather complement wat the OP said perfectly.

cyberdurable:
We all are going to see pepper in months coming...

U sound funny bro, Lol

guvna:
With this your name sef...how far, is it really sweet...lol

U can taste it brov, taste it and tell us how it feels to taste a cunt.

Afterall if u go buy suya aboki go give u taste before anything anything.

SweetCunt97:
Bird of a kind.. Band wagon party poppers you lot are.

English too much dear, dont stress ursef.

Truth is always bitter

Olunmercy56:
Madam, wake up! Go and hustle lady, stop depending on men!!!! Must man do everything for you?! Parasite!

Dont mind dat one, na dem dey make men speak ill of women all d tym. See as she spoke like a gold digger.

Looks like one of my sisters in the 90s.

emmyskies:
You are a Beauty Queen,,,it suprises me why you're still single

feminist dem....

Felixamos:
Lol... I be rivers boy oh... But I know things wey human being suppose play with and things wey him no suppose to...

Lol, the tin comon to yoruba to dey giv dos kain savagery

Felixamos:
Lol... Chaii wen u go get chance make we follow enter one zoo then when we reach u go enter the lion cage use your mouth tell them say you like cats... E be like u want make yourself available make village people use u...

Abeg bele don dey pain me. people here tink am mad as only me dey laff to ur coment, dat one in bold got me cracking

u must b Yoruba guy...

Soo even on public forum my bday mate is scarce! nawa oo

Feb 11 Naaahh!!!

Wuraola01:
No jhor

M asking if McHenry99's February 1st. I'm 18th

pls tell me more about dis Aquarius of a tin

seunmohmoh:
I can't believe myself

I knew u couldn't

seunmohmoh:
What do we call her now.

She isn't beauty without brain, she has little brain to paint. So what category can I put her

I cant bliv u agreed she's the brain behind dat artwork...

noble71:
God bless you bro. I placed mine on monthly Salary. Mother's deserve the best.

Am surprised, is father dat useless

roaringlamb01:
Lol... Very easy for you to speak. Did I send them away because I wanted to be "pretty and wicked"? What a way to put it.

Yes, i wanted to be pretty and wicked to a people who are overstaying their welcome, a people who don't even greet me in the morning or evening, or are not useful to me , my wife or my kids. Or who didn't deem it necessary to discuss with me about staying 2 more months (not 3 extra weeks, pls read well ...). It is my house, not their sister's. How can I allow my kids to continue to see such behavior?

Lol. Providence... Continue. Providence is not stupidity.


Lol. Na wa o. Unceremoniously throw out?! They went back to their parent's home, after 5wks of supposed visitation. Talking like i throw out on the street.

@bolded, pls if u hav bn using this language before your wife or inlaw stop using it, its nt good and its uncalled for. it sinks home, makes ur wife to b in loggerhead with u material wise, nobody would like to hear dat sir. it belongs to u both.

blank:
I think they wanted to stay an extra 2 months making it 13 weeks in total. That's a quarter of a year. I guess because he wasn't feeling any positive impact, he asked them to leave.

@op, were they not going to school or something?

As a side note, why can't people be straightforward when it comes to how long they can stay somewhere.

Yea u re right, the in-laws should hav bn straight enof to clear any doubt, but also the man was nt ready to entertain any visitor from the onset.

UjuJoan2:
Did you send them away because you really couldn't afford it, or because you just want to be pretty and wicked?

You already housed them for 5weeks, 3 extra weeks would have not killed you.

Life is all about giving consessions and making compromises. Sometimes you have to bend to accommodate people, not because you have no choice, but because you want to.

If it were me, I will let them stay the two months before sending them away. And then I will make it clear that they will no longer be allowed.

I would do this not for in-laws, or for my wife (or husband), but for Providence, who has it possible that I will in the position to offer this kind of help to someone else.

The world is very small and tomorrow is not that far away. I wonder how those boys you unceremoniously threw out of your house will feel about you now.

U cant say it better joo, from the inlaw part wat they were trying to do is a stylish abandonment of their responsibility for the mam. But from the man's confession as well, i can see he's self centered a bit, he's not accomodating enof.

ultimately3:
Why the mother do that in the first place

Na one of dem b dis.. shioor, definitely u can do more dan dat to ur mum ..smh.

Eleyii ti tidin!!!

AryaSand:
Lol! By the time I'm done with her, they'll think she stole. Even Jesus will reject her.

Lol, Jesus wil b like...

Mummy mi mary, dem say dis one self na one of our followers, is it tru??

ajebuter:
Even at 45, I cant try it with Iya Titi without a slippers or omorogun (turning stick) landing on my back..

Imagine?

Dat omorogun cot me lafin out sha, it reminds me of my mum wey go use firewood wey get fire for head pursue me if a don provoke her finish back den
i swear i love African treatment from our parent, its d best. God punish dos advocating for the sparing of the rod sha.

enemmo:
Abi oh! If not for people owing you, what is ordinary 176 million naira?

Ahahahaha and dis is epic and funny, wer did u grow up??

MariaLavina:
Women aren't foolish neither do they lack direction, it's just that nowadays women no longer find a man's heart worthy. They have realized that a man's heart does not worth the stress but being independent ( financially, emotionally and psychologically) is worth all stress. These days you will hear phrases like: work on yourself and don't let any man use you to do shakara, make your own money and you will live without a man and so on.

This leaves one to wonder the if human relationships have any other basis aside the material, sexual and offspring gain? if there aren't/is any genuine reason(s) people come together aside the mentioned, then what we are seeing today is just the tip of the iceberg of human relations.

And seriously that is d bastar.d truth, dat is why u hardly see neither of dem ( men or women) compromise to accommodate their differences. What u wil b hearing is....

..i dont depend on u, Bleep ur money (d man dont hav a say at home again d moment she start makin little change)(woman)
.. u cant send me to kitchen all d tym, av got many assignment to do. (as if ur primarily assignment as a woman is nt to take care of ur home properly, u wey no fit handle ur home diligently na u wan come make i vote for u to rule a whole constituency?? never!!!) (woman)
.. u also hav to pay ur children's school fees, women also need to do sometin dat is why dey work, or wat do u wan to contribute? (as if its under compulsion) (man)
.. u cant give me an order anyhow am nt ur slave and am educated enof (as if her education is primarily to opres his man) (woman)
..u hav to do my will by all mean cus i paid ur brideprice (as if he bought her) (man)
.. i provide almost everything for this house( as if dat is nt his main responsibility as man) soo uve got to free me, if u knw u re nt ok, u self go out and work and see how easy it is (man)

GidiWoodsMan:
Way back in the nineties they would mix cement for him to drink and send him on his way. Those were the bad old days . . .

Ahhh, and the ninetiers bn wan enter heaven??

missjo:
Clean your thought

Alright Sir**

But wait pls dont lemme clean it, why would i wen am expecting sometin tangible from my client??... abeg make my tot remain oo.

missjo:
Lmao,this is interesting
Needle activation, wow

Lol, soo u wan go do d practical abi?? pls mention me to feed me back d result o

oboy people bad oo, dem even giv am chair and table, inside life.