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Romance › Re: Please How Do I Keep My New Year Resolution Of No More Premarital Sex? by 2rez: 4:58pm On Jan 09, 2015

MightyFortress:
Pardon my being so forward, but can we meet outside this forum? 08185694448 is my number. Gracias.

*peepz thru tha NL window, lukz left, right, seez dem, den greetz; una weldone oh* grin

Romance › Re: Please How Do I Keep My New Year Resolution Of No More Premarital Sex? by 2rez: 4:52pm On Jan 09, 2015

bustyhelen:
I made a resolution not to engage in premarital sex again till marriage, which is likely to come up by November, but just few days into the new year, the urge & temptation is enormous, my fiancé is not helping matter.

Please serious advice on how to keep my new year resolution?
Only serious minded ones should advice me please....

Nawa oh, som pple don turn makin' new year resolution into somethin' else. Kwa kwa...& u called dat new year resolution huh

Are u sure na yo fiance no help matter? Shey yo resolution include no masturbation? Answer me mk i con giv u new year advise grin

buh until den, oya, una seroius minded onez, plz advice her. undecided

Romance › Re: Don't Expect A Girl To Take You Serious If Your First Chat Is Anything Like This by 2rez: 4:32pm On Jan 09, 2015

Mzflexydeeva:
I personally dont c d difference........ I use kkk. I guess wen u get familiar with an individual it won't mata if it's ok, k or kkk

Jux a'lil observation frm yo comment. Lik u rightly said "...wen u get familiar wit an individual...ok, k/kkk" buh it aint supposed b while jux gettin acquainted/familiar . I fall victim of dat letter 'k' alot while gettin familiar wit una babez grin

. I go dey para sad

lik say mak we clap eyez mak u con tel me k fo face mak i use slap restore yo lost manners/moralz. Lik seriozly, responsez of such is so so peculiar wit about 80% of ladiez of diz generation. If askd, dem go say datz wat z trendin'. Dem must c somtin talk. chai! It cld b annoyin tho'. I dey chat u up, chat don gada weight, u no respond fo tha chat, later u con reason ma mata, con respond say K shocked

jux k fah. Imagine! Some ladiez ehn undecided

buh neverthalezz, i stil prefer Ok sha. It standz out, matured, well mannered & cultured. grin

ps: kkk standz fo ku klux klan

Romance › Re: Don't Expect A Girl To Take You Serious If Your First Chat Is Anything Like This by 2rez: 3:15pm On Jan 09, 2015

dguyindcorner:
You are very correct, BUT...

EVEN IF YOU FOLLOW ALL THESE RULES YOU ONLY HAVE 40% OF BEEN SUCCESSFUL.

YOUR DP OR PICTURES SPEAK VOLUME, THAT ALONE TAKES 50%.

DON'T ASK ME FOR THE REMAINING 10%

U too nail am for head ma niggy, fo dat reason,

Culture › Re: Handsomeness Of Middlebelt-nigerian Men by 2rez: 6:41pm On Jan 08, 2015

Ilekeh:

Bro, abi na. Na baez sappoze dey view diz post buh we av more guyz, masef inclusive. grin

Wat can hapun huh

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Culture › Re: Handsomeness Of Middlebelt-nigerian Men by 2rez: 6:30pm On Jan 08, 2015

Hmmn, Yoruba guyz sef don fey claim middlebelt grin

. God dey waTch una on 3D oh... shocked

Politics › Re: MEND Leader, Henry Okah Was Paid To Assassinate Me - Jonathan by 2rez: 6:18pm On Jan 08, 2015

fijiano202:
Is this not the same MEND bro Jonah was defending a few years back....what happened to their friendship?

Brosie na thasame MEND oh. U go fear fearna. Dat nigga called Jona na confirm coward. He knoz dat he z doomed so he'z lukin' fo wayz to win tha election by fire by force. I sure say na hin teddy bear, aka Dame go giv am dat advise to rope MEND in. chei! Diariz God oh.... grin

. If he givz u shoez n u mezz up, he wld gladly tak yo legz. Madarista grin

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Politics › Re: MEND Leader, Henry Okah Was Paid To Assassinate Me - Jonathan by 2rez: 6:03pm On Jan 08, 2015

lakside000:
GEJ is a disaster, his administration is distratious, voting for him again will be a calamity to nigeria, nigerians and unborn generation

the only regret i have in 2011 is voting for this clueless man

Jona'z gewd luck z dead & gone.*spitz on tha floor* Az it tak thief to sabi thief, na so it takz cluelezz to vote fo cluelezz. FeBUHARI on point jor. grin

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Politics › Re: MEND Leader, Henry Okah Was Paid To Assassinate Me - Jonathan by 2rez: 5:50pm On Jan 08, 2015

Ew!!! c Jona speakin fah? "they built prison for u buh i built u school. Wat a cluelezz entity. Gettin' cluelezz & uselezz by tha day. Diz nigga nid go wash hin head fo river Jordan mak dose cluelezznezz folo river waka. Well Oga Jona, u might az well say they built palm slipperz for uz buh u built uz shoez & took our legz. grin

. Yeah built uz shoe indeed. I comment ma reserve lipsrsealed

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Fashion › Re: Miss Nigeria USA 2015 Contestants by 2rez: 4:56pm On Jan 08, 2015

Ewww! Of all, Mizz Osun tho'.... az i sight her, i remember Mr Latin wey fo dey do Yoruba film grin

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Crime › Re: Imam Rapes, Shaves Pubic Hairs Of 22-Year-Old Lady In Ogun by 2rez: 11:51am On Jan 08, 2015

Pinchure dey sey yearn pazz a 1000 wordz so pinchure of tha shaved punanny or idonbelievit grin

Politics › Re: Buhari: Certificate Nuisance! - Vanguard by 2rez: 7:42pm On Jan 07, 2015

elantraceey:
My issue is why he didn't just say his certificates were damaged at first.

*talkin' in Abayomi'z voice*
My dear elantraceey,
if we had said that, tha so called party deceive people abi party deceive party would have said, dat statement GMB made waz jux too pat to be convincin'. That waz why we had to give 'em an elaborate & explicit response. Does dat answer yo issue huh

Politics › Re: Buhari: Certificate Nuisance! - Vanguard by 2rez: 7:26pm On Jan 07, 2015

MrTeymee:
M

M fo mumu / Mr Teymee u mean?

Politics › Re: I'll Send Corrupt Nigerians To Kirikiri Prison - Buhari by 2rez: 2:27pm On Jan 07, 2015

LuckyLadolce:
my hand no dey oooo

...buh yo comment dey oh grin

-inmatez presido

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Education › Re: See Unilag's Miss Curves (phantee) She Starred In Iyanya's Kukere Video by 2rez: 2:23pm On Jan 07, 2015

blesseddivah:
Walked past it since...
I apologize too...
Have a blessed day

...happy endin'.

Politics › Re: I'll Send Corrupt Nigerians To Kirikiri Prison - Buhari by 2rez: 1:54pm On Jan 07, 2015

LuckyLadolce:
Jona will be the president of the inmates

dude u got me loling... Wat a day!

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Education › Re: See Unilag's Miss Curves (phantee) She Starred In Iyanya's Kukere Video by 2rez: 9:47am On Jan 07, 2015

FotherMucker:
Much appreciated cos im normally a gentleman but certain females believe they can rudely call you out for commenting. I mean, isnt it the sole purpose of the reply button?

I try to make my posts humorous, at least for me, and my remark had nothing to do with her but she had to take umbrage and talk down to me.

Thanks anyway.

*thumbz up bro*. I dig. Yo statement right on point to chuckle jivez, i feel u. Real recognizez real til fake showz up. Kip up wit yo senz of humor & ignore snagz bro & BTW, HNY :-)

Education › Re: See Unilag's Miss Curves (phantee) She Starred In Iyanya's Kukere Video by 2rez: 10:55pm On Jan 06, 2015

FotherMucker:
Gerrout! You small ho. Better go find something to do with your miserable life and feed your starving mother rather than talk down to your betters. Public dog.

If na your rheumatic papa get nairaland then tell the fool to stop me from commenting.

Yeye animal. Bleep you.

Oginni? Biko rapun duo? Una two name sef ehn stayz on top to chuckle jivez grin

...FotherMucker & Blesseddivah, y exchangement of wordz huh? Feudin unto heavy duty ovoko mata, chei. Dat akuna kuna, ovoko wey no send una two. Abeg mak una stop tradin' wordz wey no bring profit jor. Draggin una Papa/Mama fo nairaland floor wit no iota of respect fo 'em. Dat act z wat i call public show of shame. Wetin na? E b lik say dat sapele water dey high una two. U guyz are takin' it far. Xhibit maturity abeg. Ez guyz. Settle yo feudz & letit all b gravy i plead, thanx. kiss

Education › Re: See Unilag's Miss Curves (phantee) She Starred In Iyanya's Kukere Video by 2rez: 2:05pm On Jan 06, 2015

gifttracy:
My curves killss dem all,buh d can't pay

Hmmn, yo boobz tho'... dnt kno about yo curvez grin

Education › Re: See Unilag's Miss Curves (phantee) She Starred In Iyanya's Kukere Video by 2rez: 2:03pm On Jan 06, 2015

ROZZAYY:
Lolz thanks dear, am not o am bigger dan dat, I've ignored her, she saw all d comments here she pikd mine. Am sure she is high on crack. Thanks all d same

U welcome buh u ehn, u'v ignored her & u stil talk say u sure she z high on crack, haba... kiss

Education › Re: See Unilag's Miss Curves (phantee) She Starred In Iyanya's Kukere Video by 2rez: 1:24pm On Jan 06, 2015

sexyseun:
Chaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii This geh just made me look like a skinny and non endowed human being I can just imagine how men will be flocking around her

Damn gal, u sounded uncool, pained. Guess tha endowed lady-like ho got u tinkin. C'mon, hush dat thought. I must confess dat i peeped into yo propix & wat i saw tickled my fancy. Lik seriosly, u got me trippin'. grin

. Appreciate yosef @ all tymz. U are beautiful beau. U r beautiful jux az u are i tel u. U aint sappose luk down on yosef coz u gat chicz lukin up to b like u. Bleep endowment. U aint skinny. U are a slim, sexy & cool. Gal, men flock around lady-like ho, datz tha bitter truth & of course, u aint dat or are u huh

Wel, frankly speaking', u darned sight better dan her. Itz a fact, aint patronizing u. Wel, i envy yo boo tho'. HNY!

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Education › Re: See Unilag's Miss Curves (phantee) She Starred In Iyanya's Kukere Video by 2rez: 12:49pm On Jan 06, 2015

ROZZAYY:
Hahahahahhaha I laff in spanish, u sound pained dear so I will ignore u, this is a thread everyone is entitled to his or her own opinion, if u don't like mine my advice would be to hug d nearest transformer cos ur 2kobo comments don't move me @ all, and I repeat post ur pics mayb u can feel gud abt ur ugly self cos I love my pweety self ok. Now run along kid!

OMG? U guyz aiit? Why ya two feuding over wat is nawt? undecided

C'mon, appreciate yoselvez tha way u are. HNY! grin

. U guyz r graduate nawt undergrad xo act lik one or betastil pretend to b one. Once again, HNY!

Education › Re: See Unilag's Miss Curves (phantee) She Starred In Iyanya's Kukere Video by 2rez: 12:40pm On Jan 06, 2015

:oAswear if she strip ehn, she go b a sight fo a sore eyez. Niw wey she package, she b cynosure for all eyez grin

. Wonder how she go tak b wen she born fah. Doz 2 melonz tho'..., i bet dey go nearly touch her kneez. grin

Jokes Etc › Re: Ladies: Can You Do This? (see Photo) by 2rez: 11:14pm On Jan 03, 2015

ernieboy:
hope u know the meaning of priceless dear?

If she doesnt kno she's not dat priceless, she wont say it grin

Jokes Etc › Re: Ladies: Can You Do This? (see Photo) by 2rez: 11:03pm On Jan 03, 2015

joywendy:
Seriously?

How does that passage relate with proposal?
Was such a thing in existence during the bible times?

So if a lady finds a good husband it is not a good thing and she doesn't obtain favour from God?

How do you think for pete's sakes

Why does this feel like deja vu?

Politics › Re: I’m Coming Up With Anti-corruption Plan — Jonathan by 2rez: 9:46am On Jan 02, 2015

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Jokes Etc › Re: One Thing Every Lady Must Stop In 2015 by 2rez: 9:39am On Jan 02, 2015

nattyGENT:
most single ladies are cursed! Imagine what you would say.. Anyway, most ladies think with their channel O, thus acting like a lunatic

Choi

, brosie channel O, shey u min tha inner luk of halved apple?

Politics › Re: Photos: Jonathan Worships At Dunamis Gospel Church On New Year Day by 2rez: 7:36pm On Jan 01, 2015

temzybabe:
you brought your stupidity to 2015?.. they dont even know you exist.. so cus of the immigration exercise, what happened to the corpers was right?.. may God have mercy on you.

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Car Talk › Re: New Year Gift From Govt : Tokunbo Cars To Cost More From January 1 by 2rez: 9:29am On Dec 31, 2014

Fairgodwin:
It's a good development. Please let's leave sentiments out of this and look at it logically and critically - and you will see it's actually a feasible and welcomed development - only if fully implemented.

Welcome dev u said. Nobody z bein sentimental about it. We bein factual. A fact dat will alwayz stand out. Az there been any sort of welcome dev in diz country dat favors tha poor eventho' fully implemented? kiss

Celebrities › Re: Billionaire Femi Otedola's Daughter, Temi Is So Gorgeous (photos) by 2rez: 9:09pm On Dec 29, 2014

0merta:
I totally agree with you.

There's this inexplicable and uncanny way in which wealth and extreme riches hide the innate ugliness in some girls.

That girl is not "gorgeous"!...and she'd have been so far from the word if she were an "Omo Alata".

My opinion, though.

mehn, i ghaz give u brothaly hug unto yo comment.. Az in, u nailed it well. Perfect nailment grin

. #nohomo#

Romance › Re: Can You Sleep With Your Brother/sister In The Same Room? by 2rez: 2:58pm On Dec 29, 2014

kristina1:
Hmm......i dnt know wot to say,,i guess am wrong.

Ogini! u are wrong again? Makin' the 2nd time. Y wronging? sho!!! Are u a wronger? grin

Travel › Re: Before You Travel To The Uae In Search Of Jobs – Read This by 2rez: 2:30pm On Dec 29, 2014

ifebosco:
" bad life in Nigeria" nooooo bad infrastructure and bad leadership.

Sir, na same. Bad infra + bad leadership= bad life kiss

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