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2buff: OP, I trust market has been good.

this na 1 problem wey I get. Not taking my time to read properly. 2buff, I didn't realise that you made this comment. Chai! Na wa 4me o o o.

2buff: ciao bros. No worry you still be correct guy.
I'm not necessarily on here "looking for love" though. Got enough of that on my plate.
I just like meeting and establishing healthy relationships with new people.

Thanks. . . I been just come back to kon say sorry cos my mind flash back 2remind me say e b like I c ya previous post but I no read am.

Naturally, I no even like arguement. I too cool.

2buff: alright sounds good.
Which market I dey spoil? ;
The whole of this market na for you so I no fit spoil nating



My goodness...oh boy you're still on it? Now you have called me a liar, But I really wasn't talking to you.
And you know this how? So you know all the people that have seen her abi?
Isn't that between me and kittykat? The person I was talking to knows what I was talking about when I said she looked good in what I saw her wearing.
See what I meant when I say it is your type that make the lives of independent Nigerian women a living hell? You're not even dating her and yet you are already trying to control who she talks to, how she should think about others, etc (essentially telling her she is too stoopid to think for herself and she needs you to do it for her according to your own selfish yields) what will you not then do to her if a woman allows herself to be with you?

Please step your game up. I just enter thread dey mind my own road and you just began hating at random, broadcasting your insecurity for all to see. In case you didn't know, It's quite unappealing. Maintain yourself with yourself guy. Thanks

okay. . . No vex. I think say u just dey try get attention. Anyway, FYI and according the OP, it can't work out between us due to age factor and the African believe. So, don't even consider me a contender in this.

Besides, my discussion with her is based on something different.

So over to you bro. And whoever she chooses at the end should please not do anything silly to hurt her. Do to her what you may wish your own sister. She's a nice lady to be with.

That's the best I can say.

2buff... Chuap knuckle
Ciao!
Going to the business section.

2buff:
What are you? 16?
Brotha, I don't remember making any unwanted "commentary" on your addresses to the OP.

Are you that desperate to get with the OP that you feel the best thing to do is to speak ill of men you don't even know simply because you consider them to be huge threats?
You obviously lack self-confidence and are fighting with low self-esteem. Work on that first before looking for classy, independent ladies otherwise your type will simply end up making their lives a living hell. Cheers bros.


Nice. How often do you geo-glide? Ever been to Canada?

sorry o o o. I would have gone straight to the point instead of beating about the bush. Whytell a lie that you have seen the OP when haven't?

SimonAndal: Any card from GTB, be it Naira- or Dollar-denominated will do. What the french is AfriCard?

Its does the same as GTB Naira card. Its the Visa version but under UBA.
Gerrit?

And come 2015 , he is going to win the election. Fncked up country.

Just sent you an email.check it out

Forget 2buff. He's trying to use psychology on you by raising your curiosity.

We humans give attention to things that raises our curiosity.
That's what I see here.

Bisjosh: Tall,responsible, decent and ambitious

am tall, am responsibl and i am ambitious. What age range are you looking for?

neksummi: You know who recommended this stuff to me? Ewen Chia. You surely cannot say the guy is recommending nonsense. With this, you get five more leads for each one you get personally. Besides it is not the only way I'm capturing my leads.

And talking about adwords if you're not careful, you may burn your money before you understand what's going on

You can make N500k before the end of the year. I don't doubt that.

Ewen Chai? That guy still dey alive? Lol.

Okay, now I know what you are doing. I think say na play u dey 4hia o.

Adwords? Na so dem tell you? Never accept what people tell you till you try it. As far as adwords is concerned, its the fastest way to build a list. There cheaper ways to get result if you try it. Good Copy is the key.

I am just waiting for my exam to come and go so that I can kick start the ATM. Akin Alabi made his money doing this and some other Nigerians. And that's what I will do. Besides, I have more knowledge in making money online than most people who pose as an expert but never made a dime except to sell make money online products. I got proof of earning but I will wait till I finish what I am doing.

Karlxavier didn't contact me anymore due to reasons best known to him. But I sense that he is too in a hurry. I told him that we could only start by August but the guy is in a hurry.

Geminilove: 2sexy,
thanks for your interest but your too young.

a'ight. I wish you all the best.

Please, check your email. You got a message.

Thanks. Coming up In a jiffy.

But I don't have your email. How do I find it? Mine is in my signature.

kitty kat: Hmmm! Huge one! I will help u

thanks... Is there a way I can email you. My email is in my sig.

Please o o. I don't like stubborn ladies. I don't have patience for such ladies o. I'm too gentle and I don't like headaches.

I like someone that is very open, sincere and well behaved ,knows how to reason with wisdom(not too many girls got wisdom 7). Manner na d koko. I am tall and would like someone of that nature.

I'm currently in Delta State but I'm based in Benin and would hopefully be moving to portharcourt after my final papers in August.

You can reach me via my sig email but don't call me.

When can I expect to get a reply from you?

I mostly hang out at the business section.

Lastly, do ask her what she wants (she must be honest with herself on her terms)

Thank for expended effort.

Hmmm... Where do I start?

I am 20+ and would like to meet a nice lady with good manners who is understanding and caring.

I will make her world the 9th wonder.

I could make her happy, be there when she needs it most.

I can't promise her millions , but my un-dying love will never end.

I could give her my ears when she needs someone to listen and my heart for understanding.

I will give her hope and strength when she's weak. I'll be her shade when it rains and her moon its dark and make her warm when it cold.

I will water her garden and make her roses blossom.

I am just that guy with a caring heart but unfortunately, I can't find a lady after my heart.

Before the age, I want you to say what you desire and want in a man.

kitty kat: U r welcome dear. I am Igbo.

Oh my God... Why am I always this unlucky? Why?

I'm dieing to have an igbo lady in my life and the reason is that I didn't grow up with the igbos and as a result, I can neither understand or speak igbo. That's why I don't want my kids to grow up being like. Hence, the need to get an igbo girl.

Since I do not meet your age spec. could you kindly hook me up with an igbo girl of a nice nature. I believe you do have.

kitty kat:
I have seen a lot of contact exchange threads on Nairaland and I find them a little bit disorganized. The method used makes it difficult for one seriously searching to pick one and connect with confidence. So ppl pick randomly while depending totally on luck.

So I came up with this user friendly and I would want everyone to comply. Let's have fun and we might meet the one. No shy pips pls.
Format:
Mischeivous Vixen: prettyfavored@yahoo.com
Sex: Female
Age: 28
Height/Body: 5ft/6in/ avg slim
Occ: Pet Tech Professional
Location: Nig
Likes/Hobbies: honesty, humility /reading, cinema, travelling, beach
Looking for: friendship - Male, 29 and above, 6ft and above, well educated, articulate and industrious. Disciplined. Romantic, Adventurous and mischievious.Jovial. God fearing.

Lady, you got some brains and I admire that about you.

Could you afford me the chance to catch a glimse of you or what you look like.

You already know me from your thread.

Nah . . .I won't do or say anything silly.

Thanks. . .

Dyt: Sobs



My fears has rili ova grown dat each tym I feel dis strong thing, I sigh n rem d last


It ll rili tk sm guy d guts 2 convince me eva again

Dyt, don't give up. Yeah... We the nice ones often gave our best but some e-diots just toy with our hearts.
But I assure you and its a guarantee that such people do not go unpunished. They often meet their waterloo,sooner than later.

Again, heartbreak is good because it makes us appreciate the right person when they finally walk into our life.

Orikinla: I have tasted it. I have licked it. I have sucked it. I have thrusted it and I have felt the depth, heart, soul and spirit in the experience of romance. So, I testify today that true love is sweet. Hallelujah somebody! Thank God for the gift of true love from all angles and positions, in all conditions and at all locations. It takes you deeper, lifts you higher and makes your life richer and sweeter. Lest you forget, PLEASE, ask for it and don't steal it and again PLEASE, don't abuse or misuse the instruments of true love, because in the gust of the pursuit of lust, many have lost it. So, if you already have it, don't lose it. But if you are still searching for it, don't worry, because you will find it. And he or she may come anytime and anywhere. You will receive as much as you believe in true love. And it is always sweet and you will enjoy it hot, cold or sour, just lick and suck it. But make sure it is yours.

I love the way you presented this. Many have eyes but they can't see. In my own experience, I tried to give the ladies true love but not has been able to see it that.

What most do not know is that when the opportunity comes to be with someone that really care about you, and you mess it up, you always end up facing the consequences. Nature never hesitate to punish people for such act.

There was a girl I gave true love but ended up messing it up. I let her be and as nature would have it, she ended up paying for it.

Talk about being used and dumbed, that was the price she paid. After two years of realising her mistakes, she came back begging. It was too late. I refused to accept her back and besides, fear dey catch me. Who knows the number guys that have slept with her.

Till date, she is regretting it. She kept begging me the last we met and not knowing that I had even forgotten about everything she did. I refused to accept her back because at the time she was misbehaving, I gave her more than enough time to change but she never did.

Why? Because we all have our elastic limit at which beyond that point, we either break or never return to the same size and shape we had.

Hooke's law states that the expansion of a material is directly proportional to the applied force, provided the elastic limit is not exceeded, it would return to its original shape and size if the applied force is removed.

OP has given a golden advice which people hardly adhere to. Those who have eyes,let them read.

Richardid: I am having the feeling that u hv. Already failed before u start. You want to take a loan and u dont hv an idea of what to do. Let me tell you ,biz is not möney but idea. Dont collect the loan yet.do your own research on what to do first. Please dont do any online biz..they r all hype and fraud. I will advice you to sesearch on food biz.

online biz fraud? Do you mind telling me what you know about internet business. You may have been scammed before and thats why you say so. I may school you if you want me to. My number is on my sig. Reach out to me and ask me any question you want about internet business. Consider me your 'human' google and get answers to your questions.

Bro... I will be waiting for call. If you can't reach me on that number, try 08074055696. I'll be waiting.

Bisjosh: TERRIBLE MENTALITY

I duff my hat to you on this one. You just prove to me that there are still a sensible, nice and good girls still in Naija.

I swear I had almost given up on dating any girl.

Do you mind telling what age of a man you are looking for? What do you really want in a man?

Am waiting and watching this thread. Bookmarked!

kitty kat: I am 28, 2sexy and you are still in final year. Let's be real. You are a very nice person from ur posts that I read but I would prefer someone older than me. Women mature faster and I am kinda older mentally than a lot of guys my age, this would pose a problem.

I know about that... That was swift. Thanks for the complement. I just hope that I find someone that will realise I am. 'cos I never did. At some point, I almost change that part of me. But I do know that the one that will appreciate the 'me' I am, and would reciprocate has won a Fifa world cup. Cos, I would spoil her with £€$¥.

Well, I wish you all the best. I do like your sincerity. Keep it up and don't trade for any reason.

By the way, you didn't say your tribe.

Geminilove: Bennyraz,
LOL, I wish, were are the admirers ooo. I cant see them jare. Can over 35 yrs kind, business minded, non 419, no kids please stand up.

I am 28 and I wouldn't mind if you include me. I am dead serious ,lady. I am here for you and you just might wonder why I decided to give my age even though it does not fall within your specified age bracket.

Well, for me, what I would not do at any point in my life is to lie about my true identity just because I want something.

I'm a very honest, kind and gentle. But call me a business freak and you won't be wrong.

I am hardworking and not dependent on a lady and I believe in what I can achieve with my own hands and brain.

I am very business minded like an entrepreneur and also a go-getter. Aside the age, I don't think there is a problem we can't sort out.

I'm tall slightly dark in complexion, loving, caring, supportive and understand and with wisdom.

But to be honest, I look too young than my age.
Regards

Hello Friends,

I need a tall slightly slim ibo girl for a serious relationship that would lead to marriage in a short while.

She must be homely and well mannered.

She must be caring and understanding and faithful.

She must have something to bring to the table not just sex and romance.

I can make her feel like the real lady she wants and also give her the best.

Any ibo girl residing in Delta State, Benin may contact me via signature.

P.S No Delta Ibo

Hello Kitty kat. I can take you on this one but you only gave your terms.

Can you meet my demand?

Nah... I am not after sex. Do you have what it takes to be my number one?

Firstly, hope you are based in Naija. I need to know before I dive in.