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baba mem go run go upgrade.
babalawo dey always get antidote
dah one sure.
wen dem fire stun gun on them.
baba no level.
dem go still dey
even come beat all the police join sef.

Nma27:
Lol... No odeshi for stun gun

baba if dem go by mistake give coti stun gun
its either men do odeshi for stun gun

Nma27:
Lolzz... I think our police should b issued a standard taser gun to subdue. But dem go abuse am

oph noooooo
who do this thing wey dey make dem dey day.


my maye has ran away with my 8k dollars.
help me

see his room inay dirty mini flat..share toilet corner
all these fake rubber palm slippers guys.
wtf.
u dey drink adulterated moet.
etf.
when men dey break ace of spades.
u dey dia dey drink moet wey u tif frm yur uncle side.
why do ugly guys date ugly girls.
well 80percent of naija gurls are ugly.
jus dey use make up dey deceive us.

broke ass guy.
u r how old again
n u come here to display your stupidity..immorality....and fornication and shiiit.

fuc u broke ass 100$ every 9months maye boi.
afonjas been xo xo stupid men.
na dem dey always post ugly pix.
ugly set of pipol

we shud vote buhari out
no more freedom.
u say dis
dss comes afta u.
sss

one thing i like abt whitey.
no matter what.
them must always pay

the real maye.
he lost almost 4k
and now reward of 2k awaits any one.
most wantded opo on the loose now

see wetin british don cause now.
to the british.everything na bloody.
bloody rat..bloody idiot..bloody fool.

while in naija.once we are angry..the first word to use is always bastard.
why na
men

baba 30mins.
i no dey wind down
fully on a.c
no time for tungban tungban.
yemi alade.
nkechi jolof..
u put am 4 ma soup .
i no u gbadun my beans.

u go marry opo

the last time.
it was lead city students drunk and were doing 130 from mokola to 411 dah year.
they all died on the spot.

now its ring road..
why go and drink to stupor and still enter road..why una no jus wa8 4d club till day break or kukuma lodge for hotel.
when death has been marked for u.
u wud always be in a hurry on wheels.
na even nissan maxima sef.
if to say na beema or benz ...impact for no to bad.
but r.i.p
wtf.

abegi
suleiman wey be say if in day tslk
he go dey boast
den yhe stupid choir go come say sing amen...hallelujah
dem dey always use amen dey sing always.
no go dey show yur sef.
we know say most pastors dey use ogunmeh.
no go make Dem spray u with bullet o.
dsss dem geh history for accidental discharge

late da grin sang
if ai die
make u no cry 4me.
weeks later..he died in auto crash.
now a sane man says he wishes and has confirmed he will go to hell.
wat if at the end of the day.he come go land for frying pan..na im dem come use am mix with egg and tomatoes..dey turn am inside frying pan..come chop am enter the belylly.
abi dos guy do ogunmeh for music.
e fir be say men he don go break the rules of the ogunmeh..
and we all know wat that means.
its either he runs mad or dies mysteriously

nobody go recognize am
besides the pic no clear
and nobody gives a Bleep
new ways to gh.
is stealing another atm card and withdrawal instant.
sorry

alaye.
good mornin your highness
whi am i
who am i
omoba

respect sir

some ppl dey try 2geh money likevme
buh dia money no rich
bad badoo baddest
my money madest

ai cover magazine
i cover magazine.
ak 47

u dey bleach o
u dey bleach.
yellow fever nko

i dey buy matrix n camry 2.4 sport edition so

out role in africa remains

old refusing to relinquish power
massive corruption
massive embezzlement
imagine ibori tif small owo he enta uk


now jammeh don do the worst.
he wud af emptied gambia treasury acct .

mmm absconded
now the only new format wey men dey use chop to gh is to also abscond with someone else's money by offering them mouth watering promises on a get your moneyback 30days guarantee level

in this part of the world ..our reaction to gullibility is very much stronger than 2.1.2 pef.

oh bobs ..
you mean clean 800k jus like dah.
men

4am to drop the originals
e mean ssy eids d guy don give up
commit suicide
or over frustrated due to mmm crash

look u Godforsaken slowpoke.
enuf of dis if u got a car selling 4 shiit amount
u no sabi whr dem aboki dey sell car
or u no dey see where csr dealers ..sellers 4yur hood.
if u copy amd paste thid format again

HarkymTheOracle:
Pls if you get to know of anyone selling his/her car. Any model and any color. In good condition with all the documents valid and legal, and the price is between 750k and 1.500m Please let him/her sell it. I am not interested.
Thanks.

no come beg us when kidney fail i o.
cause all of us wud be like..timaya really

is it that he domiciled the money direct to his acct
or na boiz set am up.
i think say dem dey run aboki accts.
he 4 jus transfer the owo go bitcoins na.
mumu

jesu.
indian ogunmeh na confirm evil spirit o.
jesu

benin city coti dey tire person.
if u dress clean..dem go stop u begin ask if u af heard of internet scam.
if u keep beards..same thing.
dredlock...ahhh u be ugbu for igbo.
it u geh hard face....na confra guy
no identification on u...u be omila.
if u dey use 2 phone or 4sims..dual phones...
ahh u be militant...kidnapper..

if u dey drive flashy car..
its eida u r a 19 boi..or a drug baron..

buh seriously...dats wat edo state is filled with.

come ring road..ekewan road...g.r.a......maingate..ugbowo
naso stop and ask questions.

o bobs me no dey carry phone come out o.
i softly dey with my torchlight nokia.
no time to dey ansa stypid af u heard of internet scam questions bro. can we check your phone isshh..i don wise
fhuck the pow pow

abegi.
even if she is guilty as charged
we all know those who got power and connects only be fined a low ass amount.maybe 60k.
fhuck d judiciary
fhuck everyone.

an average nigerian is a scammer.
either online or offline

men wtf.
fhuck dis crsck head illeterate son ofay bich .
wtf.u in school n csnt speak concrete eng.
etf.
is thisbsome street ..road side lecture of wat

i mite move bac to glo once my sub ends.
my 6gig doesnt last 3days on airtel.
but baba forget na smile speed o.
airtel stil rocks
but don dey cast.
i dey find unlimited data..maybe 5terabytes of data monthyl for 8k..who can offer me

guy man use am do shopping.
all those 30k to collect 50k na scam

creamylicious:
fraud oooo....i joined one bitcoin peer to peer donation group oooo.... funded my wallet with 0.03 oooo... now i don't want to do again .please house can i sell d bitcoin or is my money gone??

abegi
edited report sheet.
something all these cyber cafe..i want to buy ticket,time cafe boiz can do in 5mins

ogbeni.
oju titi lajowa.
every naija got his or her own local format