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Christianity EtcRe: DSS Releases Apostle Johnson Suleman by 2shur: 3:33pm On Jan 30, 2017
this cant be.
never
how dare dss realease him.
for what.
never.
ok so now he is above the law.
dss
where the ss stands for ruthles..heartless and fearless.
why na.
i don already tell mai guys make dem meet me for round table mowi drink to stupor.
aaooowww..
suleman dos nack dss confusion prayer point arrows.
aaoooww.

and jesus wept
Christianity EtcRe: Between Apostle Suleman And His Wife During Church Service. PICS by 2shur:
baba dp the needful.
honour dss invitation now
so that the God we all have been waiting for would finally come down from above..heaven i guess.
u no geh level jor.
a whole t.b joshua killed so many.
dem threaten am.
chase am.
but 4 where .he hold ground say men..naija no level.

aaaoooww...dem wan go carry suleiman join mazi kanu .ipob leader..
hahahahahahahahahaha.

your wife go nack anoda man.
u go tay with dss.
dose guys are ruthless
heartless
fearless

..u dey see all d words wey i dey type with ss so.
na dangerous word any word wey get double s.

o bobs.
hail dem kanu 4me
i greet u bros
Jobs/VacanciesRe: How I've Been Coping With This Unemployment After Nysc by 2shur: 12:39pm On Jan 30, 2017
baba i jus tire.
africa with our stupid mentality.
cause u see someone insane with dredlocks..
ahh na igbo make am mad.

where has it been confirmed dat weed makes one run mad.
wuldnt it be so easy to get your enemies off your shoulders if it were actually true.
if fayose mess up..give him weed he wud run mad.
abegi....your uncle either was attacked spiritually or his weed is mixed with higher dangerous hardened druhs such as cocaine...both solid cocaine..esp crack cocaine daat is smoked like sisha and liquid cocaine which is injected.
abegi.
african mentality remains backward
tripoli007:
I disagree with you marijuana can never make one go mad,except its spiked with something else been burning trees since 2004 and jot quitting anytime soon
Christianity EtcRe: Olumba Olumba Warns Trump "You Must Stop Provoking God" by 2shur: 12:23pm On Jan 30, 2017
dem tellbuma say trump ogunmeh and una na the same.
for where.
American presidp geh the strongest ogunmeh.
if f.b.i mo get u
s.w.a.t go get u.
s.s go get u.
c.i.a go get u.
i.r.s go get u
trained silent snipers go get u.
us marines
no ju go fuc wit dat racist called trump.

we going back to the k.k.k brothers
all whites
PoliticsRe: DSS Plotting To Detain Suleman And Oyedepo In Kuje Prison – Fayose by 2shur: 8:58am On Jan 30, 2017
fayose ..the new spokesman for omega fire ministry and oyedepo
Foreign AffairsRe: Shooting At Quebec City Mosque In Canada Leaves 6 Killed, 8 Injured by 2shur: 8:56am On Jan 30, 2017
canada wey peaceful
canada wey everybody including myself dey boast say men dem dey find pipulation.
jesu
terrorists ti take over.
nawa o.
so boko haram links don ents cana
cana don cast be that.

end times are near.
world war 3 loading.
soon russia go send invisible missiles go dey bomb
PoliticsRe: DSS Plotting To Detain Suleman And Oyedepo In Kuje Prison – Fayose by 2shur: 8:50am On Jan 30, 2017
suleiman if u r real
enter dss today
nothing go do u.

however take into consideration of the fact that who ever.i mean who ever d fhuc honours dss invitation baba.
na hot soup.

d...stand for detention.
dss

dont be scared suleman..God is with you

And d self acclaimed bishop oyedepo.
if i guys are real.
then no fear.
maybe God is using this to tell u guys to change and worship him truly
and not after worldy jets..school..money..

hahahahahahaha
sinners keep running.

hahahahahahahaha
PhonesRe: Smartphones You Must Not Buy In 2017. by 2shur: 8:17am On Jan 30, 2017
G3 bro
Car TalkRe: Which Cars Are The Most Affordable In Nigeria? by 2shur: 8:13am On Jan 30, 2017
e.o.d..gulf 3..golf 4...
camry 2.2,camry 2.4...muscle...csmry2 hybrid.
clk..slk..
crv 2005 to 2011
mazda 3
mazda 6
toyota avensis
corrolla 2008
corrolla s
lexus 2000
lexus suv 2008 to date
evil spirit
4matic suv
primera 2004 upwards
dc
orobo clean version
vw passat 2006
bug
civic 2001 to 2009


tokunbo of these cars minimum 750k,max of 4m

naija used..golf 3...300k..clean with a.c ..leather..auto gear
2.2...naija use 600k
PoliticsRe: Man Slaps Taxi Driver Into Coma Over Buhari’s Death Rumour by 2shur: 3:51pm On Jan 29, 2017
4get the guy use jazz take slap am
he go be like day lorry on top speed crush am.
dos jazz dey work wella o.
i don seenone be4.
e go be like say u take 6bottls of codeine.
u go weak...faint and maybe land in coma.
always be careful whereever you are.
do not loose guard.
carry a safety weapon always.
it could be a pencil...otapiapia water spray.
sharped dagger....
cause anyone can pull up on u.
wtf.
imagine he speed of slap accompanied by the ogunmeh attached to it.
all those aboki too wicked.
if dem wan fuc dey ugly wives..dem go drink burutashi.and other fucking sexual herbal tea shiit.
if dem wan fight..na to deu carry ogunmeh put for bow and arrow...hand...useless bastards

make those warri sars deal with am wella
Foreign AffairsRe: California Announces Plan To Secede From The USA by 2shur: 3:44pm On Jan 29, 2017
if u r looking for confra
drugs
internet scam
unlimited rap artists
unending violence
gangsteriam
wayward life
neighborhood drug dealers
visa lottery dumping ground
al manner of evil.
avoid califonia.
deadly place.
highly black populated
Christianity EtcRe: Apostle Suleman To Appear Before DSS With 30 Lawyers by 2shur: 3:38pm On Jan 29, 2017
i must greet
mykeljosef:
they better handle this case delicately....

coz seems Christians have had enough

n this might be the straw that breaks the camel's back


if its not tribal war its religious war


Nigeria division looks closer every passing day








take one and pass the bowl

happy Sunday

PropertiesRe: Fire Outbreak At Alakia Ibadan by 2shur: 7:15am On Jan 29, 2017
abegi
brown roof rep
where be day men dia beet hotel na 2k per nite.
see d local bq hotel
abegi
CrimeRe: Nigeria Police Declares Woman, Man Wanted For Stealing Over N100million (pics) by 2shur: 5:09am On Jan 29, 2017
o bobs.
everything abt this country na stealing.
either open or secret.
100m jus like that.
the other time it was 15m
nawa o.
seems this year is thd return of those dah lost in mmm
so at all cost..they are ready tongeh back dia gh by defrauding others...they are ruthless thieves
PoliticsRe: See The Paymaster Caught With N15m Cash That Sacked Ondo Speaker Akindele by 2shur: 5:04am On Jan 29, 2017
i must be wealthy...amen

see as them carry 15m.jus like dat.
men
CrimeRe: See The Car Thieves Arrested In VGC Yesterday Evening (photos) by 2shur: 3:21pm On Jan 28, 2017
why is spectranet showing 3g instrwd of 4g.
nawa o.
too download 20mb takes almost 20mins.
wat a shame
Christianity EtcRe: January 27th Keeps Ringing Bells In My Head – Prophet Emmanuel Omale by 2shur: 7:17am On Jan 28, 2017
omo ale as its spelt.
omale...as it sounds after been spoken.

bastard
CelebritiesRe: ‘Terry G Table Water’ Shared By Terry G To Bars In Lagos (Photos) by 2shur: 9:38pm On Jan 27, 2017
terry g
our chair.
i must greet
PhonesRe: Smile 4G Network Now In Lagos, Abuja, PH, Onitsha, Ibadan, Kaduna, Benin & Asaba by 2shur: 3:09pm On Jan 27, 2017
u.i bois
Blackops:
If I hear...the speed for U.I pass normal 3G sef. Wey we dem boys dey use stream. Well it depends on the area sha.
CelebritiesRe: MMM: OAP Freeze Reacts To Chuddy Ugorji & Wife Fleeing To Philippines by 2shur: 2:49pm On Jan 27, 2017
i get connect for philippine wella.
from manila to cebu andt he rest.
i go show those my connects this pix.
make them trace am.
someone wud catch him
and when they do.
na me go first make am transfer money go my bitcoins before i land am for lagos itnl airport as MMM founder and fraudster..

you think u can run to my zone u sick looking bastard with an ugly ass wife.
just wait mofocka cos

Jobs/VacanciesRe: 2017 HEINEKEN International Graduate Trainee Recruitment by 2shur: 2:34pm On Jan 27, 2017
abegi.
we all know they will limit age to 21 or 22 years max.
abegi
EventsRe: Kenyan Couple Wed Dressed In T-shirts (Photos) by 2shur: 2:32pm On Jan 27, 2017
baba forget.my wedding go simple.
kenyans dont live a false life like we nigerians.
we too like dey show off.
jus dis mornig .i saw one of my old guys wey do mmm wey jus new start.he dey drive 2013 range.i jus say and dis guy dey stay inside bq o.but hego rush buy range....stupid life
delishpot:
Are you sure you want to marry like them? Cos they did it this out of lack not because they have plenty but choose to keep their money. I am sure if they had the cash, they would not choose to marry like this.
EducationRe: Michael Okpara University Students Worship God Under Heavy Rain,Photos Go Viral by 2shur: 2:22pm On Jan 27, 2017
stupidity is when you decide to travel from calabar to abuja by road..but would spend 300k in the club on useless drinks

there is no sane person that would stay under heavy rain without an umbrella or protection
.its just like waliking around the streets naked.

why not be wiser.
God wud just be shaking head for them.
imagine....heavy rain.
u 4 sleep inside ac after a very cold shower without duvi....wrapper ..boxers...singlet..sleep naked na.
u go die b4 u wake.
EventsRe: Kenyan Couple Wed Dressed In T-shirts (Photos) by 2shur: 2:15pm On Jan 27, 2017
dis kind women dis toto dey sweet oo.
buh come to tink of it.
i admire them.
d guy been fhucking her direct and he csnt2 do without he pussiie.so also sh no be the make up gang..or twist neck..twist leg gang...
if na naija now..dem go say d gal don use ogunmeh scatter im brain wey evil spirit dey use as sink was plate.
only if nigerians can emulate this.

buh lailai.
we too dey show off.
if u never build mansion or dey drive clean csr..ah u never geh money.
or if una never dey buy most expensive wedding gown and fake ass venue and shiiiit...

theres a huge diff between a rich mans wedding
a yahoo guy wedding
average man wedding
coded wedding
and awon oba ...wealthy man wedding.

we too like dey show off abeg.
use 6m to do wedding.
then go and start staying in 450k 2bedroom apartment..
CrimeRe: The Situation At Owerri High Court As Gunmen Rescue "Vampire" & 48 Others (Pics) by 2shur: 2:06pm On Jan 27, 2017
our security both online and offline is backward..
bank insecure
fast food ..insecure
court..insecure
police station..insecure
school..insecure
church...house...jobs...

prison style breakthrough
FamilyRe: My Wife Is Stubborn. by 2shur: 9:38pm On Jan 26, 2017
u r a disgrace to real men
u r a big fool.
woman wrapper

how dare u wash your wife dirty pants
and shit
no wonder she can threaten u
wen i af fallen for her ogunmeh.
she has trapped i4 life.

aooow
e don cast

a whole man washing.sweeping..cooking..jus to please your wife.
naso bible talk am abi.
omo my ex try dis shiit with me 2years ago.
i play mumu for 4days..on the 6th day..d kind slap wey she receive ehn.
na d type wey dem dey see florescent afta slap.
no real man..washes his stinking dirty underwear men.
u crazy woman wrapper.
house boi.
BusinessRe: See The Torn N1000 Note I Got From An ATM by 2shur: 2:54pm On Jan 26, 2017
guy man lock up
dash beggar for street...200.100.50.20..i dey always sho them love wit those.
do yurself and your bank a favor.
drop it on the road for beggars and needy
ud be blessed within a short period
CrimeRe: Ada Ugo-Ngadi Jailed For 10 Years For Fuel Subsidy Fraud, Burst Into Tears by 2shur: 1:40pm On Jan 26, 2017
its eida u r always hearing ppl when they dont speak
or see things yoi not supposed to.
enuf of this your stypid jokes.
no ones gives a fuc.
same stupid ow its a movie sef
or cut cut cut ahiit.
guy u don cast
emmanuel596:
Yesterday I went to a restaurant in Lekki for a quick lunch, sitting at the next table was this fine babe and dude eating too. Not too long a waiter came with their bill, the girl asked how much and the waiter replied N13,800. The girl then opened her purse and gave the waiter N15,000 telling him to keep the change, my mouth was wide opened and my eyes popped out. After the waiter had left, the guy asked her "baby why didn't u allow me to take care of the bill?".
it was then the girl said something that really impressed me. she actually told the guy that she's not after his money that the only thing she needs from him is his love, care and attention. I nearly fainted, are there gals like these in Naijahuh?
it was then I just heard a voice ''cut, cut, cut!!!!!!
I shouted "Okeyyyyyy, so na movie una dey shoot, no wonder!!Toor

CelebritiesRe: Beverly Osu Models In Bikini (Photos) by 2shur: 11:42am On Jan 26, 2017
iamstilluglyevenwithmakeup.org
NYSCRe: Corper Protects Herself From Mosquitoes At Niger State NYSC Camp (Photo) by 2shur: 11:41am On Jan 26, 2017
how can a grown ass sleep inside tight jeans.
why not buy odomos mosquito repellent cream shiit.

sure must be an afonja.
very dumb set of ozwo pipol
PoliticsRe: Fayose Personally Drives Apostle Suleman To His Hotel Room After DSS Saga. Pics by 2shur: 11:29am On Jan 26, 2017
fayose..
if u like go to the mountain and bring Mohammed
or fly to the end of the earth...the dss dont gifay fuc
by 2019.theyd be coming after u.
lol
if they got obanikoro and dansuki...etc
who d fuc r u in 2019.
apc gomna be there for the next 8yrs
so u will run to suleiman so he can save u in 2019 ba.
hahahahahahahaha.
if suleman wad legit.
he wont go running like a mad dog to fayose..a traditionalist..spiritualist and political rascal.

why make such comment in the first place..
then u 4got data is now so fucking readily available men.
100naira got u probably 100mb..
all those harsh tags and tweeter mumus already twitted out that shiit..got to buhari direct.
buhari reads nairaland as well.

hahahahahahahahahahahahaha..
a guilty and fake pastor keeps running.
now who u gonna run to next..maybe rev mbaka.

fake man of god
wait let me check my odds.

Christianity EtcRe: I Didn't Ask Christians To Kill Muslims - Apostle Johnson Suleman by 2shur: 8:51am On Jan 26, 2017
o bobs.
i be dey believe suleman dah year
men of God dont tell lies

he said this same thing as oyedepo..
i repeat he was very instrumental on those words.
kill at sight.
now hez saying he never did.
another lai mohhammed

even nairaland sef broadcast am dat dsy..only the views on page was abt 29k..im like wtf.

fake ass guy man dagbo pastors everywhere.

chai..
and jesus wept

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