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Education / Re: NEWS Students Protest Against Lack Of Water, Light At UI by 2shur: 7:50am On Mar 22, 2017
Abegi.
U.i na school.
Fucking retards
Fucking moros
Bleep u.i
Fuc d v.c
Fuc the d.v.c
Fuc every u.i student on here
Fuc u all men.
U pussi cats deserve to be kicked outta school men.
Wtf
There aint no light
Or water.
Wtf u dumb ass sickos want.
There aint no electricity.water ..security up in this damn country of ours and rathe lr than i guys to shut d fuc up take your monkey asses bac to where yall came from u sit d fuc bac and stage a protest shiiit.
The v.c doesnt gif a fuc
Neither does u.i

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Romance / Re: I Am Getting Married , Engagement Pictures by 2shur: 7:17pm On Mar 21, 2017
Dumb cats who be on that 10mb a week sub be asking stupid questions like wtf.
Fuc weed bro
And 4 asking me such dumb ass quest.
Fuc u bro.
Weed aint shiiit.
Tell them niggis to get they dic outta pussys and save the dumb ass pix and show offs to them dogs.
VickyRotex:


Abeg, no vex o. Just simple question.


Which of the brand you smoke? That brand go pass Osogbo weed o.
Romance / Re: Married Banker Dies In Lagos Hotel During Sex Romp With Lover In Hotel by 2shur: 7:05pm On Mar 21, 2017
Why say rest in prison.
U dey wish d opo death haba.
Mai guy u go say
Relax in prison.
Michelle55:
the man died in active service nd as 4 d LovePeddler, d witches in ur village jst concluded on ur mata. Rip(rest in prison) to d lady! When we av eligible nd promising young men dat are wiln 2 take a walk wit u,bt ur greed no let u c road sotey na marid man(anoda woman's hubby)u gree follow.i wish u a swt service life in kirikiri.. Mtcheeeeew,abeg next news jawe!
Celebrities / Re: Iyanya Releases Hot New Photos by 2shur: 1:13pm On Mar 20, 2017
U don mature pass like dis.
U wack artist

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Politics / Re: Nnamdi Kanu Rocks Jewish Attire Again Ahead Of His Bail Hearing Today. Photos by 2shur: 1:12pm On Mar 20, 2017
The lion in the cage..
Shall be free one day.
I say one day o.

Una remember dah naija rastaman song
Crime / Re: Lady Impregnated By Her Uncle Dies In Abortion Process In Delta (Photos) by 2shur: 1:07pm On Mar 20, 2017
Wen u toast them now.
They wud start forming Behind
Busy
From wealthy family
Dey display iphone upandan.

She was stupid.
Lived stupid
And died stupid
Greedy bich.yur so called uncle
Raped u
Has sex with u
And also impregnated u.
Wtf.

And u were still with him till he killed u.
Wtf.

See what forming big gal and fresh has caused.

Greedy bastard.
Travel / Re: 2 Cars Collide With An Okada On Eko Bridge (Photos) by 2shur: 1:02pm On Mar 20, 2017
See as 2.2 bend like rubber wey dey inside fire.
Abegi 2.2 na motor.
Abegi
Celebrities / Re: Kemen Parties With Solidstar, Soma, Uriel & Some Babes At Club Rumours by 2shur: 1:00pm On Mar 20, 2017
A looser is always a looser
Worthless popularity amongst dumb pl
To them being a celeb means tsking pics
Going no where
Forming fresh at home but acct balance remains at zero.

Worthless broke asses

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Celebrities / Re: Praiz Adejo Gifted 50million Land From Big Church Foundation (Photos) by 2shur: 11:27am On Mar 20, 2017
Dis guy na yahoo plus. PhD level baba.
Maye dey wire 500m 3billion 10billion.z
Hez a yahoo ogunmeh guru.
He takes ppls Destiny also.
Be careful of these guys.
They source of wealth is next to rituals.
Education / Re: The Nigerian University With The Most Corrupt Lecturers? by 2shur: 10:48am On Mar 20, 2017
Social science.
I own social science.
Faculty car park social science.
I dey use my acura block road
I be traffic.
Dey cause go slow for main gate
Still riding spinners...still rocking timbs
Fucking bdpa beaches both on cream and off cream
Dem nor born any uniben security to challenge me.
Education / Re: The Nigerian University With The Most Corrupt Lecturers? by 2shur: 10:44am On Mar 20, 2017
Haha eho cares.
English could suck ma big dick.
U one of those niggis who keep track and ready to look for loops but who gives a fuc.
At least i got my business boming.
I aint got time to gobac start correcting on what i wrote.
Wtf is this some formal letter and shiit.
akoko11:


No doubt u sorted lecturers while in school and the result is crystal clear even the blind could see it. Now take correction.
It is Course Adviser not coarse adviser,
It is prove not proove. May be ur school is not offering GST/GSE/GNS.
On the other hand, let me assume it was a fault from auto-correct
Education / Re: The Nigerian University With The Most Corrupt Lecturers? by 2shur: 9:39am On Mar 20, 2017
I bought my project
Bought my coarse adviser
H.o.d dey proove stubborn.
Masters students wey dey invigilate. I dey buy them beer steady
malton:
University of Abuja

University of Lagos

University of Calabar

University of Jos

Nnamdi Azikiwe University

University of Port Harcourt

Imo State University

Delta State University

University of Benin



Based on the things I have seen and heard, these are the undisputed champions of corruption.
Celebrities / Re: Yung6ix Gives $10,000 To The Man Who Gave Him N10,000 To Relocate To Lagos by 2shur: 9:25am On Mar 20, 2017
Chicken Change.
Wen my maue dey beg me make ai manage 100k dolls
I nor gree
Its either 1billion .

To all ma naija boiz.
Ai salute.
All ma naija boiz ai yahoo.
Celebrities / Re: Banky W Parties Hard At Club Joker Last Night (photos) by 2shur: 9:20am On Mar 20, 2017
Y cant ugly gals remain ugly
Must una rub make up.
All these smellos
H.i.v gals

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TV/Movies / Re: Thin Tall Tony Evicted From Big Brother Naija by 2shur: 9:37pm On Mar 19, 2017
Paid in full.gangstar movie where everybody na b
B
B
Wassup B
I'm aite B
coolcharm:
Eyah... No wonder he was desperate to kpansh bisola yesterday.

I think he had premonitions.

Don't worry you go still bracket bisola for area.

Regards to your dead family. grin

Your wife... She took in all your rubbish. Respect her!
Religion / Re: Apostle Suleman & His Wife Lizzy Dance Joyously In Church (Pics) by 2shur: 2:44pm On Mar 19, 2017
See ma niggi takin a dance feeling posey.
Always on weird color suit
Dont hide it .already seen dst roleys(rolex)
End time yahoo pastors
Scamming. For money
Fuckin diff pusssys like its a trophy

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Religion / Re: Is Dancing "Shoki", "Bobo" And Others Inside The Church A Sin? by 2shur: 9:53am On Mar 19, 2017
Everyone in the church wants to fuc the other.
Go to a church where they members wear only skirt.
Come dey see uni studentdey make up
O bobs some nor dey wear pant.
Some ehm dia bac ehna constant hard ons.
Then u come say make dem dance soki or sny fucking ungodly song..o bobs u go just dey giv dem from bac dey say pastor ride on
Dem byc
Big yansh crew

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Crime / Re: Nigerian Lady Caught Stealing In A Malaysian Mall (Photos) by 2shur: 9:49am On Mar 19, 2017
Na these idiots dey upload pix upandan like say tomorrow nor dey.
Gurls are useless
Worthless
And hopeless.
They want already made cash
Ready made crib
Flashy car
Rich shine shine bobo(accordin to mr buster rhymes)
They want to pose with iphone 6 upwards to the latest.
Them wan travel go dubai
Us
Now disbone don go cast herself for asia.
Dem fit jail am
Waste am
Rape am
Nothing go happen.

Rsther dan ise they hands to work for legit money.
They rather bleach up them skin
Face
Yansh
Legs
Head
Neck
But csnt bleach they ass holes or knuckles
They sell pusi 4a living.
When no client coming
They go on shop lifting
If sucessful they pawn it and start instagraming harshtagging..whatsapp video call bragging.

Women are nothing but fresh pusies waiting to get bleeped
Politics / Re: Customs Seized Senator Saraki’s Range Rover (Photos) by 2shur: 8:33am On Mar 19, 2017
Its normal.
Dst year when i used to import macbooks
I always underestimated the value as 20$ to evade excessive and greedy inport duities.

I paid close to 300k dah year wey mac never enter naija.
So saraki sef na guy man.
This guys are idiot's.
Comptroler wey dey check latest prices of latest range e come be bullet proof dais double custom made range.say make dem provide the original documents..
Ssy dat range nor be 74 meter
Say na 298 meter.

Na im saraki go dey attack customs .
Dis guys are clowns.
Saraki today
Tomorrow ffk
Three days later..na suleman range.
But if common customs see u dey tear speed for express.dem dey ready to chase u like say u be terrorist.but common apply sense when its needed.
Na be cause of say men mr comptroller no see. Beta owo extort from d range na im make am dey blow whistle.
Greedy self centered thieves

Me stil dey battle with 5m
One man dey use our 300m dey buy range.
I must be wealthy.
I must
But common say ai times i no dey carry license follow body
Road safety and coti go extort from me like say na me be dia maye.
Just imagine.driving a fuckin range from stolen wealth wit fake ass documents.
Naija customs is a big joke
Naija police is a mess
The army..nothing but dummies

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Health / Re: 6 Most Commonly Abused Drugs In Africa by 2shur: 1:24pm On Mar 18, 2017
Soon soon ko wole.
Oni reason
Won bor..
Soon soon ko wole.
Tramadol..refnol.
If u wan2 enjo your sef make u use codeine.

Una kbow dah song..
E b like say na don jazzy or somebody else sing am
Crime / Re: Yahoo Boy Sentenced To 6 Years In Jail For N7.8m Love Scam by 2shur: 11:55am On Mar 18, 2017
How dem take dey nabb dis guys
Shey na direct to him axa na I'm dem wire the owo
Or na from aboki acct.
Or maybe he be dey drive range
Dey make noise for town
Dey show off

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Celebrities / Re: Iyabo Ojo Linked To Apostle Suleman's Sex Scandal By Lady Stephanie Ogbonna by 2shur: 11:51am On Mar 18, 2017
Any gal bearing the name stephanie..
Be careful around them cause the spirit of blackmail dey them body.
Nawa o.
Naso sule dey dash biches range
G wagon
5 k dolls
10k dolls
.where he dey see forex o.
Abi him ministry dey use western union control nos as offering or wetin.
Fuc u bastard.
God go disgrace u bastard

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Romance / Re: 2017 Miami Spring Break: Weed, Booze, Twerking, Sex On The Beach(Photos) by 2shur: 11:42am On Mar 18, 2017
If na naija now.
U go see smellos
Dirty things
Useless bleached skins.
Over pot bellies
And dirty stinking panties
With them twist neck
Twist ugly legs gang
With them iphone 6 and iphone 7 show off to camera gang
Ai no see any white or blac gal for dia wey dey use phone dey pose..or fey twist hand and leg..or dey use bottle water dey pose for beach.
Shame to ugly naija gals men.


Yankee sabi flex .
At least dia bitches clean
Fresh
Geh money.
If u catch just 5 as maga.
Baba na too tie them down.

Ket them have love ..sex and money.
I trust them college students..
Enuf harda..ah ah harda..na dis kind thing dey hungry them for nysc camp.

In the maim time

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Celebrities / Re: Terry G Shares Account Balance, Says He Is Feeling Broke by 2shur: 1:14pm On Mar 17, 2017
Copy and paste
And editing

Abegi
Politics / Re: EFCC Arraigns Innocent Azubike Umezulike For False Declaration Of Assets (Photos by 2shur: 8:35am On Mar 17, 2017
How dem take arrest am.
This country sucks.
If na common man
Or yahoo guy
Or men wey dey run local.
Dem for don give them like 2slaps..enuf beatings before giving them placards to write shiiits.
But see as this innocent according to his name dey pose inside confirm sun glasses and dey waka freely.efcc dey follow am like slaves.last last na free case..we dey hear of dansuki again.
Abegi
Media trial shiiits

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Business / Re: Man Becomes A Millionaire With Skye Bank by 2shur: 8:30am On Mar 17, 2017
Whats 1mil.
Cant even get a brand new car
Or standard 2007 upwards Belgium suvs and salon cars .
Within 3months 1m don be 600k
5months later..450k
8months..200k
1yr 3mtns..18,500

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Crime / Re: Woman Brutalised By Soldiers Sues Nigerian Army, Demands N250m (photos) by 2shur: 8:25am On Mar 17, 2017
Fuc pathetic ahiit.
Why waste time and energy over a battle that she fully knows is gonna be zero.
Wtf.
Who does that.
U fighting the n.a pressing charges.
Wtf
We all in a corrupt system.
Nothing works for the humble.
The innocent are neglected.
While the rich and mighty rules.
Even if she press charges against dss sef
Shez def gonna loose.
A nobody in the system of corruption remains a nobody.if u like make buhari convoy climb your head.
No shiiit wud come out of it
goslowgoslow:

You are just a pathetic guy.
Science/Technology / Re: Boy Produces Engine For Irrigation & Excavator, Gets N20m From Kebbi Governor by 2shur: 10:06pm On Mar 16, 2017
O bobs.
M3 must go buy better advanced lego go meet obaseki sho am
Hhe fit vex dash me 100m.
Celebrities / Re: Terry G Cute Like Never Before In New Photos by 2shur: 5:11pm On Mar 16, 2017
Ganja Rasta man.
I greet u bros

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