Wtf dors shoprite got to offer than stupid ass shits.
Wtf.
Why not create a center for learning skills
Martial arts
In door gaming
In door bar where drinks sold normal price.
Mini cinema of about say 300 max
Or some thing to gif bac to the society.
But wtf do we got shoprite everywhere.
Wen i need shiut..i go to the raw market not shoprite shiit.
Empty ass place.
Men make boys go thr dey smoke abeg.
Useless place

I also got abs buh i use them for fighting bad guys
Self defense.
Niggi need to learn some martial arts
Not havong sox packs and cant fight without bottle or stones or sticks.
Abegi

Guy i busy abeg.

Cjizzy:
I used to say things like this but then I turned 8.... Grow up

I got a third class too
Buh fuc it
I aint never working for nobody
I aint never gonna say sir to nobody
I spend 150k yearly jus for internet
I'm my own boss

Aint never going broke

Wen ai small me wit ma guys always wished to play like jay jay cause dah year we dey play ball for backyard.d
Dname am.
Inter flat
Inter street
Inter state
Buh today ai no even dey watch ball again
Jay jay the entertainer.
Its jus like watching street nba.
U go laff tire.
Jayjay was out own naija soccer comedian.
He go dribble.
Throw leg over ledt and right
Confuse those whitey
Use bal take paas they head like say dem dey chase helicopter.
But why he nor popular be say once ball don dey with am
He go dribble forget to score
Or play ball over the net

That year
When u hear jayjay with peter rufai
You go no say jayjay own na over the bar
While peter rufai own na always goal
He nor dey sabi catch ball

Wtf is this.
Wtf
Who gives a fuc abt those adulterated fake ass drinkd anr shiiits.
Poverty mentality.
Wtf.
Niggi be thinking big
Feeling hammatan in rainy season.
Take a pic of a fake ass watch dis evening.
Daddy freeze dey form boss 4 social media area mayweather
Wey dey cruz old camry 08 not even xle or 10 sport version.

Ugly bich

I got them maby on ma phone.
5hey change dp abt 10times a day
They pix always show they ass
Boobs
Swim suit
Nipples and shit
Iphone selfies.
Most are poor and smell and bleach.
Die bich
Bie bich
Opo die bich
Sie bich.
All gals r runz gals.
I sent my gf 25k last month and some weeks i call she dont pick or cal bac only when shez broke.
I blocked her ass never goin bac to her.
Women are pussis
So dumblove flirti g
Tellin lies
Living double standards
I got iphone 6s plus and a note 5
Bit got love for my lg G4 cause its rugged
But if na gurls
Dem go flaunt am like owing an iphone means u r rich.
Poverty mentality.
Runz gala are everywhere.
Badoo
Fb
Instagram
Twitter.
Even one don send me her pekus pics tire dey claim love.

U na mumu na.
Owe u expect ne to write in plain eng so your dull brain can reset to default.
Apako

Cjizzy:
I doubt if you even understand what you wrote

Camry 2.2 and 2.4
Nawa o
Sule dey try so hard.
I never knew he like to show off
U pussi licking demon.
Im a day we hear up2 t diff acts of news from him.
Wetin dey sup

In advanced countries.
Both would be jailed.
Useless country.
Everything is always abused.
Useless bastatds called efcc attached to apc.
To u bastard behind the efcc twitter handle.
Remain a fool and remain stupid.
You guys are one of the reasons why we aint moving forward.
Misplaced priorities everywhere

Dis 1 don bleach troway

I was at warri 2weeks bac
At okere
Th main center of madness.
Naso coti round everyvody for by 8pm say we be yahoo bois. Last last na 3k o.imagine.
O thank god say my battery don flat finish
If not o for hail
But o bobs dose wafi guys dey collect block o.
Maye dey send 500k dollars
300k dollars.
Men buh confrs too much for wafi.
If i get robbed.i only need my memory card.
But fuc it i watch ma bac always bro.
I dont move at night.

Make dem invite wizkid and burna boi make dem dey fa gbo dey sing church.
End times.
No be the same osinbanjo go olamide concert some years ago.
Abegi

Af met her in reality.
Shes jus not so pretty for a lady
Though her pekus might be sweet
Wit enuf hd cameras and editing skills come on.
Even oshiomole sef do dey front page of GQ

Abegi.
They shud ban make up in nigeria and watch how ugly gurls only come out when theres no light.
90 percent of naina gals are ugly.
Real ugly.
Buh if ai see she has a sweet neat and beautiful pekus.
I keep her

Most gals are ugly.
And liars and biches.
Use make up like tmrw no dey.
Any gal i mwet on line o.
Instagram o
Fb o
Badoo o
I dey Bleep dem all and never goin bac.
Pussies everywhere men.
Fake ass ho's looking 4cliwnt2.
Met a bich today
Tild her we were gona fuc real hard.
She billed me 20k.i said no p.
When she sent me her full pic..she was denying that she bleached.
But i later examined.she had bleached face.bleached hands.
Her legs some parts were charcoal dark.
Her fingers too.
I was disgusted men and i blocked her.
Never fuckin a chameleon men

Naija police and stupidity.
Is it a mama put buka
Or certified eatery with a/c.
If it is.
Dont torture him
Dint beat him.
Have him prepare his meal
Then he should add the sniper or wateva he put in they food and leave him to die.
Simple

Baba na tokunbo win am.
We all kbow this shit.
But Bleep it its rainy season so def asphalt gonna be cold.
I do normal 50 on city only.
Never travel with ma ride.
Till i get a G wagon or Hummer I'm not travelling with ma car.

U see as guy man dey reason
Thah year who dey even gif a fuc abt sule.
All ofay fuckin sudden
He has now joined dem pepper dem gang.
Dey take useless pix upandan jus to deceive the public.
Otobo scandal makes sule a selfie expert
Otobo nacks sule
Sule poses for the camera often afta otobo scandal
Sule
Sule
Sule.
U can fool ppl sometime
But def not fooling us everytime.
Confess to Master Jesus so he can set u free.
Dont let the devil destroy you
And if its the devil u using on them.
That devil wud kill u

Y cant they ise dis kind ogunmeh against boko haram.
Coti and other criminals in uniform

1 soldier can beat me to death.
Cause i got dagers
Axe
Razor blades
And my safety licensed weapon.
U fuc with me
U die 4nothing.
We got thst bullet proof vest
Bullet proof car
Fuc u bastards.
Its time 2 start killin them soldiers bac

Ekiti
Kawars
Anambra
Sokoto
And some fcking northern suicide boss drivers be doing that fast and furious over taking shit on a long ass old skool wacked out buses.
Afonjas in ekiti and kwara be on that black wood and ciga ritual b4 any journey men.fuc

I jus lost 3mil.
Plus western union value dropping up in dollars men
Am o eat regardless men.
I got a watch of 500k and i dont feel like its nothing

[Dummies.
So i marrying a bich .
A baby mama whobgot 1 or 2.
Why pussi niggi
Cause u masturbate abt them in your mind.
U think say d world dey revolve around dia pekus.quote author=gonkin post=54926772]Lets see ur face.
Theres this girl i know that has a 4yr old child and you would never know. Though it was an accident the guy later came back. If the guy diddn't come back i would be willing to settle with her cuz she just too complete. Cuz i know her wella. Theres another i know. I said if she has 2kids elsewhere i would still marry her. Gosh i was thinking wierd but seriously if a guy wanna settle with u no problem. U will find him, just dont fall victim. Be very careful. Now guys are just in for the cake, once they satisfied they bring the excuse of ur kid. [/quote]

Who gives a fuc.
U only gona attract older hopeless sperm donors men.
Why cause u fukd up.
Wtf.
A baby is always gonna be an issue.
U know why.
Cause anyone who sets eyes on day kid of yours will be filled with ha8 and disgust.
Wud look at u like a cheap bich who lived a wayward life.
Take it from me .
Damn all of those pussy fucers.
Its either 3 ways.

U get married out of desperation to a much older man maybe 40yrs your senior who got kids also.preferably a moslem or xtian or shit...I've seen fine biches who got good qualities.stayed back home.travelled and shit.but in the end they got marrie to some old ass papa who jus fucs n throws money.buh no love.

Or u work on your self..ecpand your search....go intl or aim for a good ass husband whose gonabsettle with u and love your kid and treat your kid as his.

Or thirdly u ise ogunmeh to tie a man down .
It could be through prayers
Ileke
Handkerchief
Jewelry
Putting dah shit in your pekus so any man who slot his big dic inside of u gets trapped and marries u with you controlling his mind.his money.food. and shit..but still no love from u.
Or u wa8 upon God's sent.if that still happens.

It beats ma imagination.
I got 3.5m hanging in thr and not been myself throughout today.infct nobody pickd my calls today.
Bad day and shiit.
But wtf.
Moving abt 2kilos across the atlantic 4 just 200k.
When a kilo is abt 15k dollars .
Wtf is 200k as reward shiit.

Niggi u need to burn.

Igbos be like i'm

My clientele hold my 6k strong she nor wan westee am.
Niggis gettin broke men.

Niggiz wanna make cheese.
Smoke all day.
No work .
No fuckin legit biz.
They sey me rolling.
Still spinning rims..stil rocking timbs
Niggi I'm rich.
Fuc u n yur bich
I got that shit.
Niggi i got the keys.
3.5m a kilo.
I run the bloc

Coke aint ma thing.

Fuc u biches

Calabar wey be ssy na cutlass and gun dem take dey kill themselves.
Die all u bastards

Boko haram dey west.
I nor believe

YorubasAreStupid:
BOKO HARAM WILL BOMB UI VERY SOON.
MARK MY WORDS

By month end a dollar be 550 to naira men.
So u pussy ass loosers be jumping on that fuckin naira gaining lil weight shiiit.
Wtf is 420..by next month its going higher bro.
700 to naira .