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Ginme somtin light

Y amai a nigerian
But why

U can imagine
Naoja is cursed n u can die of high b.p
Cause d country is useless and our problems are ensless.

AreaFada2:
Many drivers are really reckless o. I once took a cab drop in Las Gidi.
The driver must be above 55 years old. He got into road rage with a girl likely below 25 years old. From her driving & posture in her car, the girl must have just learnt driving recently.

This baba was swerving recklessly into her path. I was shocked. I cautioned him that I am not paying him to "comangoandie o". Please let her be, she's a little girl, maybe still nervous when driving". He did not even mind me. How can a man of that age be swearing and swerving angrily and cursing a girl young enough to be his last born child?

That was after he was driving anyhow, using one hand and ordering someone to buy rice from "oni-rice" and keep for him o.
I just wanted to get off the cab. But I had to catch another transport to get elsewhere before too dark.

No respect for life at all.

Segun dey fux yourwife wella
E fit dey even cum inside her.
Women are just useless
Bleep
Vro take heart
Divorce her quick
Take your car.
Keys
Everything.
Kick her out.
Dah was how one of my gal was tellin me dah its her fam fwend..i no take am serious sha.
He dey always call
At odd times.
Holy moly.
D day she forgot her bb touch
Without password or b4 password lock.
Wen i begin see texts
Chats
Whatsapps.
I look myself for mirror.
Kai.
I geh high bp buh i relax.
Wen she came bac.
I fuckd her for very long time..aft dat
3 days later i ended it with her.
D guy don yansh mai babe tire sef.
Men
Dis life sucks

Cant be on ebay
Or amazon
Must be either konga
Aliexpeesz
Or 1 of them fake ass chinco sites

One of those pevert countrys with bizarre happenings
Either kenya
Zimbabwe
Or one dumb ass east africa shiit

Was it dat the driver was doing 150 on the freeway or wat
Sotay d scrap turn drop top by fore by force
I mean convertible
Reach say men the battery sef get collusion run from stand enter ground.
Most of these pussy cats drive like drunks.
1 once travelled frm benin to warri.
For nite o.
Around 8pm
Ono see as everybody hearts dey dia mouth
Driver wan tear speedometer
Say who dey road.
I gat to caution am before he come dey drive 100mph
Wtf

N u think its bloggin daz payin linda
U must be high on codeine bich
Use wat u a2 geh wah u want.
Dnt let linda be yur role model
Cause na advanced opo be linda o.
Forget blogging.
Na by blogging
Ozwo

God has always cursed nigeria
Wtf
I place a permanent curse on those cabals
They shall die by food poisoning

Finally.
Be expecting harsh tags soon
Bill gates ti join android gang

Gif me your bich
And watch her suck my dic
And leave your sorry ass
U fucking homo

Pidgin2:
You will soon be impotent, continue

Hopeallthis God this
God dat
I never enter them.
Eagleline only
Al those god is coming
My god
God is good
God saw me
Abegi
Dey can drive like who smoke s.k

Hope no signal lost ishh
If 2say small rain or wind sho o

Ahhh
My likes
They usuallysweet to fuk very hard
And they can moan one kind sexu moan
Evem if u be stubborn niggi
Once dem moan dah dia moan.
U must cum

Ipobs

Who cares abt they dumb ass wannabe jay z/beyonce marriage shiit.
If u like wear white shirt
White sneakers
Bum shorts
Bich u can neva be beyonce
Bich
And 4u tbills.
Weak ass bich ass niggi

Go to skool
Get a fuckin degree
Lay low.
No
Na to go rent off k
Buy gen
Dey live like big man
Come gif am bele
D pickin dey alive
Bich baby mama dey alive
Dumb ass niggi dead.
See d fuckin sorrow he brought to his parents.
Must una live togeda
I once lived with a bich
I fukd her umlimited
She neva fought me one day
Neva stole from me
We kush together.
But today distance tore us apart
She was a bich
But a good bich
Me gifma heart to a woman
Na
Neva happening

Off k life dey sweet
If u stayed at bdpa
U know what i mean
Buh fuk it
Acting like a big man
Wen uour folks are constantly broke
Die mofocka

Thug life

For a third hand car.
U be greedy person
Gerrout

olisaemeka1:
you do not have to come on someone's biz tread just to spew trash .....if you have a toks of 1.4m why don't you open a thread and market it for prospective buyers..just because you can be faceless on this platform is not enough reason for childishness ...

olisaemeka1:
you do not have to come on someone's biz tread just to spew trash .....if you have a toks of 1.4m why don't you open a thread and market it for prospective buyers..just because you can be faceless on this platform is not enough reason for childishness ...

Shekau dem neva fit locate
Na kanu dem dey find.
Kanu sef wan turn To shekau
Dey gif live interviews,threats and recordings from the bush.
Hahahahahahahaha..wen we we re beggin him jus as we begged dumb ass naija during mmm scam
He never listened.
He don too watch terrorists movies
Dah na y he think say he big pass naija.
The return of makavelli 2pac.
Heya
Poor cownu

Ipobs
And amateur bss
Being kushing too much lately.
Dia midget sized leader cownu
Over kushed and ran into exile.
Dumb ass youths
Terrorists group
Now dey gonnabe labelled
Rehab niggis
Rehab bss

Reminds me of that chris rock movie
Comedy
Called head of state.
Oh pls fayose shud shut up.
If he become presido.
Na to deh share half kilos of rice 4 express.
Begin im jagaban attitude.
In 2pacs voice
Fayose.
Thug life.
Pomo niggi
Abuse of office

Shut up.
Holier than thou
Fuc off my quotes
Homo

romeoetin:
only you go see am there

Religion is a big scam esp in naija
Wise up fool

justcallmenuel:
Have they scam you before?
I just pity ur low life....

Jus like the bastard
Late ojukwu
D midget sized kanu ran into exile
And hid himself.
Fuckin coward cownu

Forgeti
Pami my dhic
Dis chair dey drink beer
Dey cancel bottles for platinum by awolowo junction bodija
Abegi

When tbey test drive it here in naija
There would be multiple panics
If coti dey near u
The doors go automatically lock.
Steering lock
A/c on
Music off.
Aun roof
Locked.
Then small car wash touch am.
Na instant electric shock
Tyres go deflate.

E nor fit work for naija
Why
Cause we don too cast
If pot hole nor cast am
Coti go cast am
Or okada men go bash am
Then the weather tech nor go gree work
Wifi signal..permanently lost

Dnt be suprised to see oyedepo in hell fire.
Scammers

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Wen amat the atm stand i stop
looking back and forth
Cos nighi like me gives a fuc
I dont wanna get robbed
Trailed 2ma residence to get pop'd
I'm a fast driver
Smooth swerver
Neva stoping at no checkpoints
Wen i got money on me
I roll up a joint
Eyes red..heart beating fast
How long dis shit gonna last.
Its a no 4 online banking
Fuc hell no 4wire transfer
Bvn text scammers keep buggin ma phone
Shout out to all real nighis working from home.

Nor worry
Wen e reach 2018
U go hail
Thief.

gidis1stson:
We no dey beg sir..

For third hand car
U be thief