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In harrysongs voice.
Fayose baba for d gehs

50 thousand on me im a walking lick(alright),
She f*ck with the squad,
She goon grip the stick
Tonto Came from the rags to riches,
Stil a dirty ugly ass b*tch
Tonto Came from the rags to riches,
Stil a dirty ugly ass bich

True true
Churchill d yahoo king ser dey form advice
U must have been madder to marry tonto back den asay wife
Bich

I'm all abt dem blue cheese
An im gon getit bai any means

Im leaving nigeria in 8months
Anr i curse myself the day i get married to a nigeian lady
They arr useless and filled with pride
They fuc abour a lot.
Wtf
Im never gonna date any bastard lady
Id start using everylady i see now as a eex object.
No more respecting them again
Them don too take me for a fool
Im gonna wildebeest
To all of ma enemies
Puttin in negative energy

Ppl still rey bomb craigslist
Craigslist ron cast since na

Nack her
Marries nack him
Wnd becomes impregnated by nacheous
See diff nacking.
Ekaite belle
Oh lawp epp me o..yay
Sista in law belle.
My wifey don find out say na me b d daddy.
O lawd epp me o... Ayyyy

LF


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Seriously.
Op must u tell us its pepper
U sound like a racist

Send me your acct nos
Letme help u
Thief
Nobody wud buy your dead scrap tokunbo
U wud end up using it as cabu cabu
Fool

chibecanglobal:
You are just a wretched church rat. Continue to wallow in your new found fantasy

Nigerian girls always form.
Always forming
Buh in the end na thrash them be.
Dis gal af been chatting wit for some months.
She dey always snap here
Snap thr
Very 1st day i fuckd her.
I was sad.
Her pekus wide..dey swallow my big dick.
Nawa o.
Seen her like 10times.
Fukd her now like 4times
Based on period ishh at times
Buh came to realise she only got abt 3 pants
Im like wtf
And i think 2 pair of jeans
Im like men nawa o
Fake life.
Upon every.
Men i no waste time
Me catch a feelings
Bich
I blocked her ass on calls.whatsapp.
Poverty is a misplaced priority and not a disease.
Im like wtf bich using iphone 6s and only got abt w pair of jeans and 3pants.wtf.
When it comes to fuckingl
My condom
I always double up
Bich

Y is it that konga does not post real life products online.
I just wasted 9k buying two fake ass tshirts chinese fake ass name.name in front is diff from name at the tag..i mean inner tag behind the neck
Men im so disappointed
Everything in nigeria is a scam.
We can never change
And change is fsr from us.
This same shirts i know say i go see am like 3k gor hamburger.
Wtf

Whr r those bastard tithe collectors
Yahoo pastors
Whr r they.
God go just dey smile for the persom wey do this kind hearted fellow.
Ogun punish all bastard yahoo pastors
All greedy politicians and bastards
All bastard false prophets

Joe bidden time don up since
In the days of nellyville aka nelly
And pdiddy....ja rule..method man..red man...mystical...baby aka birdman....juvenile.....sisquo...dru hill..nas...bow wow..da brat...joe budden...joe...fat joe....jaheim...ginuwine...back to back dey sweet then sha..
Way back men
Like when ps2 and Cadillac escalade suv were reigning
Joe budden dah year of headband..handband.baggy jeans,baggy shirt...basketball jersey..durag..air force one and sky blue timbs.
Way back..
Back to back..1999...2001..2003

750k cash

My gardner wont be happy if i dashed him this boring old tool of 1992.
U r a great greedy seller
Any1 wsy buy am 300l
E me an say u jazz am be that

Gimme the bag
I gotta 100keys(kilos)
Stressing on niggis like Hercules
Stil fuckin biches wit double D's

He dey use the money buy gaj
Ozwo
Local scammer
Dem full nairaland here

Who are these african snipers

Inmuat chop catfish this afternoon wihmth goldberg

Id i see this one for road
Men i go know say na rebranded robber and cultist
wey join sars.
Just imagine
Imagine if new York city policeman dey waka with ak 47 freely dey hold beer dey waka with style.
Just imagine the rubbish.
Useless set of bastards
Daz how ine dey wear ear ring with tatoo
Hold ak 47 for hand begin dey harass ppl.
No bullet proof
No safety
Nothing.
They jus think is by shooting ak 47 aimlessly
Imagine u got a supressor on an ak 47
Na headshots only cos suppressor don come make aiming easier..naija police force always acting backwards .rebranded cultists and robbers

How cam u approach army wih sticks and bottes
Knives while they gor assault aks
Who does that.
U dont have no ump
No SCAR
No pistols
Desert eagle
Just only bottles and sticks
Those fulani soldiers go dey vex say men
Dis ones na moimoi
Easy task.

Most especially afonjas

Nbote:
Nigerians no get sense.. What's wrong with putting up d both photos and wishing dem a happy birthday?? Bunch of hypocrites dat would only play gospel songs on sundays and have Lil wayne Kesh and every other "wordly artiste" on their playlist every other day of d week. Dey would even scream JESUS while fornicating and committing adultery but see nothing wrong in dat

R u alady or a lesbian.
So u were watching her naked
Till she laid all those curses 24 times
U even thought of taking pictures.
Wtf
U cant try this abroad
U wid be locked up
How dare you invade someone else privacy
And u come on here to discuss it.
No diff btwn dah crack head tonto dike
And u
Fuckin gossips
Naija neva like to mind dia business
Very true about what american rappers migos talked abt.
We like to look at everything.

Hope not sft 96hrs of launching it
Suddenly match dey go on
Den small wind don blow.
Signal lost.
Scrambled
Searching for signal
U say 4.5g.
When smile na between 3-4g
U be tstv o..not dstv o.
Buh u don dey sound like airtel and mmm.
Put 3k.win stations and wifi worth 40k
20gig for 3k
Even if glo throway such heavy sub for 3k
Say who die

Men ppl mst run cause dem must know say men na scam.

Speed wud be 2G curve 2 speed or 1G....35kb speed
Lets wait and see 1st

Too much disturbance and hypes.
Abegi

Ikorodu
A.k.a
Badoo

Abegi
Apako
Useless lady
Blrach bleach
Smell smell

All ugly
Edited and filtered pix
Disgusting

Thats what they call maye.
Men 1.9m for dis time
With free sex
Food
And booze of 20k..dah guy na chair abeg.
Ipobs nor dey use eye see money o.
Them must scam.drugs ..any way na way

Ahen they get killed
No one dare say r.i.p to the npf
Rather w shud always rejoice
Just as we all rejoiced whe. Abacha died
Useless sars
And bastard rebranded ex convicts and robbers
Bastards

See why i beva do banking online.
D day i stopped was when i missd s nos snd behold yhe 45k enter twice.
On wrong acct nos
Gtb wan stress me die.
After 2 weeks i got refund.
Naija are real scammers
Like my mother always tells me
A liar always has a witness.
Ser her lying through excuse of health
This that.
Even witness day sef.see local wash
Quick quick she don rush go withdraw funds.
Tho na peanut funds but shows the level of poverty..frustration.financial rejects..liar...thief..greedy bastard that she is.
Na dem day form say i dont crack bone in shop rite.
But wen dem reach aous.even dog sef go dey cry based on she for don crack all the chicken and turkey bone .
Useless bastard
D thing can pain person sha.
All herlife she nor go dey see pass 20k
No matter what
Nor go efcc o.
Give her matter to sars.
They must trace her

Beware of bvn text format local scammers
They will device another means to scam

Get lost homo.
Eod toks na 1.4m
Naija us3d 500 to 600k
Nor worry u go hail by next yr wen buyer neva come
Nor reduce your price
Greedy seller

ejire042:
Hmmm...
I had to take my time to go through your profile just to have an idea who you are.
Realised you are not even close in age to my last born. I am just trying to understand what will warrant this kind of comment on my thread.
To the extent of calling me a thief. Not that we have had any dealings before now. You don't even know anything about cars. And you call me a thief.
I really feel like teaching you a lesson but I'll just let it pass. You are a young boy. Behave yourself.