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Hw wish they approached fulani herdsmen this way.
Nawa o.
So true true
Kanu rush.
Jst like alamehsiya he disguised as a lady
And like his late bastard ojukwu
He ran into exile.
Hahahahahahaha
Kanu flees to Cameroon.
Wtf
Ipobs are jus clowns
Now they at the SE
All ritualists right now
Are usain bolting away men.
Dem go run enter east
Or lastlast dem enter north
we truly are lost.

Dnt forget 4 diff shots to one bullet proof kills instantly
Dumb NA with dumb orientation

No problem.
Rush to buy it.
Then complain later.
We are lost

FILEBE:
Brah! What exactly are you saying? You are not making sense at all. Yoi are always quick to condemn, what exactly have you done to improve on anything?

Timaya the rapist

Fuc you homo

sholaadejumo:
shut up.
hater

All yahoo boiz viewing this thread right now.
I greet you.
Now let me teach u.
Tstv abegi.no levels.
My wifi expire in abt 13 days.
I got 28gig left.
Hey dnt forget say na african telecom.
So dnt be acting like tmobile,AT&T customer who expct exact 3 to 4g speed.
Mai pipul
Is this what we need.
So the energy we all are exhausting on dis dumb ass i cant wait till ita out shit.
I rem wen ntel unlimited came out.
Geez.
I was like fuk..y ddnt i create my own mmm dah year.
I wud af been filthy rich
Stinkingly rich
Cause naija are too gullible.
Today whr is ntel.
Naso so complain here and there.
Look at smile too.spectranet..dnt even dare mention glo.
Instead of us to look for ways to improve in technology
To make our lives easier and better.
Just like mmm
Nigerians are ready to rush at anything.
When ibmean anything.
Anything.
Put up an iphone 7 for sale at 80k.
Unlocked.all working and not stolen.
Say u just wan test how dull we are.
I say within 5mins.
Just type call me and text me on this number.
Off your phone for 30mins.
Wen i turn it on..u will see unlimited messages.
Here and there.
Missed calls
Voice note.
If na whatsapp
All the calls go dey hang cause u don make your phone fastest fingers 1st.
If u think im talk lie according to my mechanic
Let nairaland MODS ..just like ipob drug dealers.
Let them push .
I say let them push.
Not drugs o.
Let them push a nude or leaked pic of a popular actor or actress to FP and u can clearly see he/she fully unclad.
In less than 50 secs.
2000persons have viewed and probably 40 percent of viewers don self-service already.
We spend and waste too much time on useless things.
W3 worry over useless things.
I mean wtf.
Is this wat we need right now.
Tstv.
Wtf.
Just give them 3 months.
It will be from 3000naira to 10000 naira.
Anything african base just like nepa
Always fluctuates
Quote me any time
Any day.

Tstv is bullshit.
We are having serious challenges here in our fuckin country and na tstv dem wan use divert our attention.

It sounds gay
When a guy sings
More like a homo.
Real men rap.
Most naija artists dont go beyond her yansh..her breasts.her ugly make up face they cal fine
Her bleached skin..thats all they talk abt
Imagine wat fuc life wud af being if efe bb winner
Starts singing and quits rap.
Na dah time e go rem say
He get somebody
.wey get somebody.wey get somebody
Dumb ass punchlines for kindergarten kids

Wen are we gettin rick ross kinda rap
Used to hate on young thug
Buh he got couole of good ass tracks tho
Naija artists are just noise
Noise and noise
Noting to figure out in they rap
When i mean nothing
I mean nothing.
All praise yhe yansh and smelin pekus of opos on tracks.

D new gal im fuckin
Cums 2quick
N always saya shez tired.
D longest af fukd her is 20mins
N stil i ddnt cum
Her pekus very deep
Nawa o
Trust..
Na
Stopd calling her
Or givin a fuk
We r nw in a fuckin relationship.
Come..gist...fuk...eat...go home.
Dat way I'm not bothered

U wan go
E.tarli
Abi itli
Or italy
Opo work

Hw d fuc doai gifay fuk

Her pekus go deep
Ahh

After i bill my maye 2500
He run leave me

Dope seller

Zamo zamo.
Toorn tutun
Tuntun
Toorn tun
Tun tun

Instrumental

U go dey nack opo without condom
And cummin in them all.
AIDS

U don nack almost 20girls without condom
And u came in all of them.
Yuck
Including opoez
Men nawa o

Remember me now
Bich

Thread for homos

Dstv for sale
Price.40k

Abegi
Catholic na church

And if someone puts a ford edge for sale at 2.5m naija used
Eberyone go dey shout .
OP
U never see anything o.
U go spend another 3mil.
1.3 mil clear

If i were u.
I for close eye buy range
Or toyota cruiser
Your loss.
Maybe u were drinking beer
Fix parts buy parts another 1mil
Panel beating
Spraying
Registration
Men u don fall your hand

Including spectranet
Wen are we goi ng to have unlimited wifi for 3k
Wen wen

OP
I finally clicked on dat stupie link
Poor blog
No pix
Nothing
U just a stupid shiiit
If he smoked then ran mad
Were u a camera man or a bystander
Dumb fuc

They will use it against u later
Wen they become so familiar wit u
Start taking u for granted.
Keep your head up
And yur dic up
Neva catch a feelings for no bich
Esp naija gals
They worthless and gold diggers
Hopeless pussys dah ar so fuckin slack
Shiit
I'm talking frm experience
Never gomna be that freelance
On a naija girls brain
Its a free chance
To rip u off
Emotionally physically mentally to strip u off.
I had a dream
Naija girls are all damn stupid
Golddiggers everywhere.keep sharing they pussies.
I got one fucking thing on ma mind always
How to tripple my cheese
So much money on me
Bich it wont even fold

Mama
Bring me 1 carton of heineken
With dubic
And Goldberg.
Make i softly dey down my udeme(stout)
No time.
Men must cancel bottles today
Make ai light up

Tell dat to yahoo boiz
Who love to knot tie and gele like papa ajasco.lol
I mean those yahoo boiz who drive camry 2008 and be feeling on top of the world jus cause dem dey use ogume.
Lazy street boiz who love to always tie dia maye

Davido right now

Daz wah they call lagbaja fucking
Cheeting according to afonjas
It will be easy for the men to cheet
Wen all women wear masks
Wtf
Dia pekus go neat die
Fuckin a saudi arabian lady
Fuc
Dey sweet sha
Fuc again

02/03

tolulope855:
Year?

Need clean camry 2.4 dvd
Clean 1sr body
Alloys.
700 cash.
Non accidented

250k

Forget the wax
i got 1.5m max
Lets do it.
Its 20th7 ma niggi
2008 to 2017
Damn long bro.
If u nid that 1.5m
U know whr I'm@

1.2m last

Abegi must tonto dey everywhere.
Apako
Mama
Bring me 1 plate of catfish
With cold goldberg
I wan bazz my cold benson.