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Djreloaded:
you thought you'd escaped?

This retarded hillbilly ran to the mods to ban my main account and you thought you'd escape it?

You've been gallivanting the thread giving useless advices and suggestions that'll end up ruining people's cars just like that 2008 rusted jalopy you drive....

Ya'll better not listen to anything this half brained dimwitted, faggotted moronic sclerosis infested hermaphrodite has to say...

His mother sacrificed his destiny for a plate of yam, and the ancestral curses placed upon him is manifesting


Ya'll better not take advice from a retarded coccydynia who was born on the highway, where most accidents happen.

Then tell her to leave.hop³ she never gv u raw. Hiv

They should forst have administered mouth cpr first.he must have been unconscious, but we Africans are too daft for emergency reacue,rather we would take pics. If the driver of the useless boat didn't die,then he must be shot dead.if they told junior that today was his last day on earth,would he have believe

It rained lightly,express dey sweet esp for smooth asphalt where u suddenly go deaf due to over smooth road,no sound of tyres or anything

Paraman:
You get mind o boss. 120kph on a wet road

Nothing anyone can do. By now the hacker or thief,will be in a lounge,he would order 3 bottles of heineken turkey,asun,shawama....total spent...18k.
Then from the lounge,he would move to another bar which might not be far from hotel. He would then order for peppersoup goat meat or catfish,1 bottled water,..1 coke total..5k...

From there he would retire to a 3 star hotel and burn about 20k for a nite. He won't relent.oloshos would be awaiting his call for the nite.he would splash another 20k on olosho.

After the drink and everything has cleared the following morning.he would run back home .have a bath,do one or two and take off to a nearby boutique..he would burn 70k on fake jeans,tops and so on,sneakers,slippers,etc....

After there,he would get himself a used iphone 11.

The remaining balance would be waht he would use to spread till he gets another victim..

Sorry nothing anyone can do.

The major cause of cars plates getting faded are numerous. From rough mechanic,to rough panel beater, towing van,cars reversing and hitting your plates,okada hiting your plates,u running into a dog,stray goat,cat,sheep. They always target your plates maybe it's cos it's white. If u check very well,most cars front plates are very rough ,than the back plates.

I'd rather take expired original drug,than to take a non expired fake drug.
Same way I'd rather buy an original tokunbo tyre,than a new Chinese knock off made by obidients. In nigeria there is always hot and cold.choose 1.

I remember when I did 120kph 2years ago,lo and behold an eod had an accident about 20 feet away from me,thank God for my abs ad traction control,I for go hit him condemned bumper.it rained that day and my brakes no quickly catch due to wet asphalt.

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Naso oyinbo dey do car.wetin go settle. Thats how u know quacks. Oga your fuel pump is bad and some of your spark pkugs and coils are bad.fix those two and tour car no go off. Your spark plugs are dead

fashoo2010:
My 2009 Hyundai sonata, the gear 1 & 2 do jerk but the manual doesn't, I took it for a scan, they couldn't detect anything, I took it to gearbox specialist, he said it is not gear box issue, that it is brain box. I've tried getting the brain box, last week I got one which they programmed it using the old one. I fixed it two days ago, the jerking has stopped but I noticed the car goes off when the speedometer is moving closer to zero... i.e when I apply break and about to stop, this has been occurring for two days now. I was told the car is synchronizing since we changed the brain box and the car battery has been disconnected for almost a week. Please help me, what can I do?

Hahahaha.when he spends most of his time taking colos and getting high and drunk and rapping about trash.so his woman knew he was an olofoe and he fathered bastards. Stop smoking kush and getting high,u will spend 23hrs getting high and drunk and then 1 hour to reason.

It's not about breed bro. If the dog is in its cage,naso e go dey bark,dey do like who fit tear car tyre,car mirror with him teeth,but when u release am out of cage,if he hear sound of knock out or banger,he go find one corner go hide.dat na the breed this dog be. Useless ekuke wey owner go use spray paint ,take paint am like foreign dog.

It will be smelling

Mtn wicked.dem dey sell 200mb for 50naira b4 easter.all of a sudden I no see am again.nowni don load 500naira card on top 500mb.when e suppose be 2gig

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above 8inches

Knock sensors

PandoraObi:
The car is starting, but the acceleration is weak, it doesn't go beyond 2 and it drops again, the car is moving like a snail

Me that I'm doing 3.5liter engine,I can't boast of 5k fuel.if I'm going out.id buy 2500 and make sure I don't exceed 2000rpm.when I'm coming back from shop. I'd buy another 2k. Which will save me one day off.my car stalling sef not new to me again because of fuel.my place to my shop to and fro daily is 3000.it pays me to leave home by 5am and be driving very slow because of fuel,than enter pub transport.u better sell off that car and buy golf or micra or Nissan sunny.till fuel drops to 200 per litre.your suv engine na big fuel guzzler

I can paint,i can dissamblw a car engine,i can service a gen,AC,gas cooker,i can install dstv,i can paint walls,i can design a website....

Gerrard59:
Sorry to be a bearer of bad news, but 10 million would not go that far if your target country is a developed one. Also, to truly enjoy living in the abroad, you will need to get a good job, which is tied to having relevant skills the economy of that country desires. If you have those skills and pretty young, it is a good one.

P.S. If you can japa without selling your properties, better.

I'm 34 years and I only have a car,rented apartment and 2 pos business which has suffered a blow.im planning on selling all my propert for 10m before thisbyear ends and travel out.

That means fuel might drop to 350per liter or so. I no see any difference.

Hope Burna boy dey read this,if a whole me. A rich man in accra turned broke,who is now burns boy.make him continue dey buy cars dey crash them.las Las dem go auction am for 10mil. Make him no use this as lesson.he gambled away billions with no investment

Water has entered your fuel pump or the fuel pump has packed up

PandoraObi:
The car is starting but not accelerating and I added another one gallon (4 litres ) to it when it stopped.

No fuel na.haba. the car has less than 1 liter in it.

They are lucky,they don t have drunk yahoo boy thr,if not he go use him b3nz crush all of them once.

Pls help me

I spent my easter crying qnd in pains. Someone should please help me with a token.my gas has finished and I am ashamed of myself.
Pls just 3000 is OK to me.pls help me.
I can't sleep well for almost 4days.
8160253387....opay

I spent my easter crying qnd in pains. Someone should please help me with a token.my gas has finished and I am ashamed of myself.
Pls just 3000 is OK to me.pls help me.
I can't sleep well for almost 4days.
8160253387....opay

I spent my easter crying qnd in pains. Someone should please help me with a token.my gas has finished and I am ashamed of myself.
Pls just 3000 is OK to me.pls help me.
I can't sleep well for almost 4days.
8160253387....opay

Always procrastinating.
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