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Are you sure that your mum is genuinely your mum?
Let me tell you something; do not let her pressure you to leave your home cos you’ll not be able to survive with that pay, given the current economic realities.

Is it a rented apartment or she/your dad own the house? If it’s your dad’s house, stay put, do not leave. If it’s hers, still do not leave but start saving up or look for a place you can manage elsewhere. Apply wisdom with her and buy as much time as you possibly can.

Try improve your income by asking your current home lesson parents to refer you to their friends and families.

This is one of the many pressures a man is faced with in life. God Abeg!

robinso01:
Person wey no fit see draw nor to talk of winning.
Everyone knows Lagos belongs to sanwo olu right now.

Most may not vote for Tinubu, but you see that sanwo olu ehn, majority will vote for him.

Only idiots will vote for an incompetent governor like Sanwo Olu.

Even if Jandor loses the election, he has shown that he’s capable of changing the political climate of Lagos for future aspirants, and that’s a WIN.

SmartyPants:
You are extremely silly.

Ben Hundeyin has always helped civilians get justice against unruly officers.

But you now think you have a right to assault an officer and take his gun?

Cant common sense tell you that someone taking tour phone is not comparable with assault?

Mad fellow!

In your very tiny mind now you’ve made sense right?
Clap for yourself for you are a disappointment.

:This is the result of the stupidity of the Nigerian Police who has dismissed all their personnel because of little offenses as still use that idiotic police spokes man, Benjamin Hundeyin to defend their stupidity/actions. A move non of army, navy or air force will never resort to.

Now, what happens to these civilian thugs who is struggling to disarm a police officer for whatever he feels justify his actions?

Nigeria needs complete overhauling.

[quote author=festacman post=116723440]No problems but LASG should erect traffic signs boldly and clearly all over Lagos. Replace them when some unscrupulous police officers deliberately remove them to extort from innocent citizens. The idea should be to achieve road safety rather than to punish.

I believe the ruthless auction at this critical political time is a bold move. I hope motorists would learn from it and drive properly against every temptations to break the traffic laws. Believe me, the temptation can be strong sometimes due various reasons such as time management issues, condition of vehicle, bad roads, etc[/quote

You are a BIG fool!!!

You prolly bought one of the stolen/auctioned vehicles, that is why you are typing rubbish. Where in the World would you make people pay a fine triple the minimum wage of the nation/state?

This same LSG that could not provide accessible roads nor get rid of the Agberos like you constituting nuisance daily in Lagos. Lagos state is a VERY useless and backward state and It will continue to maintain its meritorious position as the N0 1 worst city to live in the whole wide world…!!!

Making Draconian Laws to rip citizens of their hard earned properties. The law only applies to people who ain’t their friends, family members or girlfriends.

Glorified Slum!!!

Fine, well-fed woman like this stealing things. Na wa ooo…. Buhari really spoil Nigeria…

;Men that doesn’t cheat are not more than 5 in Nigeria. Some Ode men would be thinking they are saint Obi but are steadily strapping Hoelowshows…!

Some Ode women be claiming married but are steadily hookuping on a low….

No Man is designed for 1 woman. That’s the simple pill to swallow…

Militant1:
I will try to be brief and straight to the point.

My wife stays up late (11pm -12 am) every blessed day.... That's the problem.

We live in Lagos and have 2kids, 3yo and 8 months. My wife was working before but left the job when she gave birth. There is a job waiting for her when the baby is 1y6mnths, therefore she is a stay at home mom.

We live on the mainland but I work on the island so I live home as early as five. In our house we have all the amenities you can think of; 24 hrs light (NEPA plus inverter), running water, gas, 2 washing machines etc to make a home 95percent comfortable but my wife can't seem to cope and it started when we had one child.

She doesn't wash my clothes, my office shirts and suits are given to dry cleaner to arrange while my other laundry I do myself every weekend with the washing machine.

When I get home by 7pm or 8, that's when she now starts rushing to bath the kids and prepare dinner, so we eat by 9 or 10. Before the kids play play and play, by 11pm we are still awake. Sometimes I go to bed by midnight and have to wake up by 4am to go to work again. It's impacting on my health and my work. She will sleep by 12 am and wake up by 8 or 9am the following day.

I have tried to beg and appeal to her. If I eat out and come home to just sleep, she go dey vex. If I just come home shower and sleep the kids who have passed their bedtime will be playing and when madam is ready to sleep they won't agree to sleep. She will beat them, guess who they will come crying to- daddy that just started sleeping and has to wake by 4am, I will now pet and pet till 2am before kids sleep.. I have advised her that kids have a bedtime(8pm). When I man up and off the tv by 9pm and tell everyone to go to bed, she says I am disrespecting her. She reports me to her mum.

Worse still our sex life is horrible... We have sex like once in 2 month.. At 35 I am in my sex prime and can Bleep everyday but she doesn't seem to care about me because she is always tired am I pity her so I don't demand sex so much.

I fully understand stay at home is not easy and I help her when.

I tried to create a schedule for her.

Wake up by 6am
By 7 she suppose don clean finish
By 8 breakfast should be ready for her, kids
9-10am bath herself and the kids
10-12 do any other stuff in the house
12-3pm rest, watch movies, chill
3-5pm... Do whatever she likes
5pm boil water and bath the kids
6pm she don bathe and bath kids
7pm... Food don done... Everything dey freezer
8pm we eat
By 9 everyone goes to bed and we knack 1hr

I throw the trash every day
Na me dey go market buy foodstuff
On weekends I clean the house
I wash my all my clothes
I provide all the finance in the house
I satisfy her on the bed when we naka. She begs me that she's tired
I buy her gifts, drop 3k for her everyday
Why should we have a house help when she is a stat at home mum (for now)

So what's the problem..


Mothers, are my demands too much?
Mothers, please when do you close your kitchen and go to bed?
Are you still awake by 11pm every blessed day.
Am I crazy?

Please advice me.

I have begged her, pleaded, shouted, done everything. Sometimes I intentionally come home late (10-11pm) thinking that the kids have gone to bed but my first child will be watching cartoon.

Please advice me. I am going crazy, Lagos is stressful

My brother, you’re in for a long ride …
You had to plan a woman’s life for her and you feel that’s cool. You hit her once or twice a month cos your oloshows at Obalende are providing buffer for you.

You appeared to be OK but your home lacks discipline and your family looks like one without a good pattern or structure. You appeared to be an “everything-goes” kinda of man and you do not have a grip over your home nor your children. How on earth will your kids be up at 10/11pm?

I hope your wife is not the Lazy type? else you will see the sandy foundation you’re building crashing like the 21 storey building on Alexandria road.

You need Serious Intervention bro.

Kasssandra:
Ghana where fuel costs N500 or more per liter.?

And if you think Ghanians are happy...one Ghanaian once told me they were not enjoying. Then fuel cost N400 at that time.

At least they earn enough profit for their two refineries to work well.....

Aunty Kassandra!

Are Nigerians happy either? Are you happy?

Obviously, you didn’t get my point. The use of Ghana in that context was ironical. But come to think of it, even if Ghana pays more than 500 per litre and are not using the fuel to power their generator sets, cos you and I know there’s 247 power in Ghana, while we power our generator sets and still pay NEPA for poor power supply.

What is the value of the Naira to the dollar today?

Omo! Wake up jor!

Buhari Promax will buy his way to the Aso Villa with Lagos stolen treasury come 2023. That’s when the real suffering will begin…

If you’re current in Nigeria without a plan to jakpa even if na to go Ghana, you’re sitting on a keg of gun powder.

Lights my kpoli on while I watch ManU demolish Arsenal….�

This is their agender to end corruption agenda. Wow!! ; ; ; :DDDD

This nation has indeed gone to the dogs.

How about the Buhari and APC/PDP politicians who collectively loot the country blind since the past 8 years?
Many of those people lined of ther never pick 1 kobo like this…and EFCC come dey scam dem bayiii… OMO!

This the level of poverty created by APC/Buhari in the past 8 years.
Many Nigerians slip into crime on a daily basis.

Kidnapping is the new goldmine, burglary, traffic robbery, money ritual, yahoo yahoo scam, pastopreneurs/AlfaPreneurs to mention a few.

Many housewives have now turned into strategic hoelowshows on social/dating sites all to survive this very useless APC,TINUBU,BUHARI government.

I am forced to fight for a tarmac at my bustop so I can collect my own share of the Cassava & Agbado courtesy Agbero Tinubu.

The police and other security agencies sure have enough on their plates to battle with in the country.

Economic analysts have predicted the coming days to even be tougher.

Vote BuhariPromaX at your own peril….

POYusFul 2023.. A VOTE TO SAVE NIGERIA.

Tinubu is a common thief with zero knowledge of the economy. Enriching agberos and others in your circle does not in anyway translate to economic development.

This same man ruled Lagos for whopping 8 years and didn’t build one single bridge. He unleashed agberos in their numbers to collect their own share of the kind of democracy he created; the kind he wants to replicate in the centre come 2023.

You cannot claim the achievements of your predecessors as yours when you, Tinubu, ruled for 8 years without a single achievement other than establishing & enriching the agberos inLagos….

He went ahead to remove the best performing Governor, Ambode, because he didn’t get free money for four years. Now, the vegetable, Sanwo Olu, whom he installed couldn’t do Jack without first taking a go
-ahead from him.

Keyamo already lost the little good left in him because of APC pocket money. That’s to the length the love of money can mess up a man’s life.

Tinubu will only become Lagos State President not Nigeria. Tuehhh!!!!

This is sheer wickedness and the extent people can go can go to make money.

I am still of the opinion that this money ritual thing exist only in the minds of fools and the gullible. There is nothing of such!

Now, to anyone reading this who still thinks money ritual or what have you works; these idiotic moneyritualpreneurs will only deceive you to do harm to yourself, your neighbors or your loved ones, and in the end, it will dawn on you that it’s just a fluke but the deed has been done and cannot be undone.

Omo! God Abeg ooh!

Your wife is already fucking multiple dicks. It’s only a matter of time that she’ll infect you with disease or better still bring you a bastard.

Plus, the silly question you’re asking about how you’re gonna take care of your 4 kids. What if you die or your wife eventually ran away with another man, how would your kids be taken care of?

Your wife has displayed gross disloyalty, and only living under your roof, waiting for the right time to dump your sorry ass for one of those many dicks she’s riding.

Your eye go clear soon when she give you HIV. Ode man!

Hypocrisy is when you criticize or punish others for the same crime you’re engaged in.

The IGP, PSC, FDC and the Provost that tried him are all victims of same offense. The only variable that differentiates them is how BIG their envelop is.

The guy is a an old Inspector who has served for whopping 23 years. What happens to reduction in RANK? Would it stop others from taking bribe, Hell NO!!

Are police officers adequately remunerated? Would it stop bribery & corruption in the police?

How will that poor inspector feed is family now that his major source of income has been taken from him by the devilish IGP & BUHARI that does not have any qualifications nor a business of his own except Tax payers money?

Very USELESS PSC/PROVOST/IGP/FDC/PDP/APC/BUHARI/

Is this the handy work of ICPC not giving full details of how the money was gotten or poor journalism?

The Tisa isa senior Picker

When a dullard is in power, what do you expect?

2 things to get before 2023?

1. INTERNATIONAL PASSPORT &
2. PVC.

I've cleared number one and marking time already...

This is a reminder that we should be very careful and Prayerful whenever we are at some certain stages of our lives. Enemies are there and don’t want us to breakthrough occasions like getting married, graduating from school, getting a new contract, building a house and other remarkable projects that’s of value to us.

That’s the time we need to PRAY fervently not celebrate and blow our own trumpet stupidly.

May God comfort the parents of this dude. It’s a pity.

I foresee, PDP winning in the morning & afternoon but at night, I mean TONIGHT, Tinubu & APC, I’m afraid, will turn on their Rigging Machine all through tonight and rig out Adeleke through the backing of Buhari’s Federal government. Davido, PDP and the Osun people will grumble and wail while INEC will be forced to declare Oyetola Winner of this Ill-fated election.

This I have seen.

Nigeria remains a laughing stock amongst Nations of the World.

Says a very useless Old Man without a single Legacy.

greggng:
Common sense should prevail at every given time in any issue . Always be the bigger person in every matter . Some might think you are weak but this strategy has been helping me .I cannot fight over 500naira . Infact , I don't even fight over money ..is important we don't take laws into our hand..it could back fire . Let's live in peace. I will like to hear the culprit side of the story b4 , I criticise him . Who knows he might ve acted in self defence ...anything can happen when you are fighting for survival

I quite agree with you bro.

This reminds me about the day I boarded a cab, usually the distance is 100 Naira and the driver, midway, said it’s 200naira. I told him I worked in that axis and I go there almost everyday. Then I realized he was the trouble type. I felt kinda cheated but I told him that if he thinks I am gonna resort to fighting, he’s a joker and even if we had fought I knew he couldn’t match my physicality. And what if he draws a knife or a weapon and stab me before I could say Jack, what am I gonna tell people when I’m asked what led to the fight?

I told him and looked him in the eye that Hey! I am not gonna drag this with you cos I can’t see myself fighting you cos of 100 and I feel cheated. I could leave the change for you but certainly not in this manner. You’ll meet a low-lifer like you who would be willing to go that low with you soon.

I walked away with the guy looking stunned.

I expected a 200 level student of philosophy to think rationally and understand the reason it is called a black market.

Black market means ‘’anything you go get you take, good or bad”. Hence, the boy brought the problem upon himself. Why not call a Gen. technician to service his Gen. and part with another 500 or 1k rather than going to fight a street thug because of 500? He should know better as an educated folk. But rather he wanted to form Aluta for a common thug and the fuel got tested on him. SORRY!

This is a further warning to everyone one of us out there. Current day Nigeria is full of frustrated people who gets mad at the slightest provocation. Let’s live with caution.

Just yesterday, I was stranded cos I couldn’t get fuel so I met with a black market guy who promised to sell a 10ltrs of fuel for double the amount. Why I didn’t buy wasn’t because I couldn’t afford it given the fact that I was on low gas but I asked myself what if this fuel was adulterated it could damage the engine of my car which I bought for 450k just 2 weeks ago. So I zoomed off and low and behold, I got fuel at 165 per litre fee kilometers away from the guy.

Living current day Nigeria is sense.

So, this is the best this useless Jandor or what do they call him can offer?

A joke of the century.

PDP in Lagos is a puppet of Tinubu Dynasty.

Perhaps a continuation of Jennifer’s Diary

Unserious bunch!

So, a government that cannot offer the dividends of democracy to his masses would rather take down the investments that took sweats and blood, of the owner, to build. Isn’t that cruel?

Man inhumanity to his fellow Man.

May Nigeria never happen to us all. Amen.

GROSS!

An average black man is full of Wickedness.

May God deliver us from every evil persons on our paths.

AMEN!!

The confusion in both APC & PDP was installed by God for the actualization of a New Nigeria. Peter Obi is the right candidate. And this time, we must get it right.

Nigerian youths, let’s rise. Peter Obi 2023.

Wike is Obidient .

This one lacks self control and discipline. You’re unfit for an ideal man.

The truth is majority of people replying to this thread have masturbated at one point or another but the ability to be able to put an end to a bad behavior makes you a man.

You are probably jobless or don’t have something serious going on for you reason you spent 12years of your life deforming yourself.

It’s a change of mindset you need not the kind of food to regain your strength. Occupy your mind and get your ass out and engage yourself in something meaningful that you don’t have such idle time.

Agba Masturbator

Travicon:
Hello Nairalanders,
I will try as much as possible to make the write-up short.

I am a 21years old guy at a Russian university with two Nigerian roommates (In the hostel though). We averagely get the same amount of money as an allowance monthly, but mine always finishes first.

I don't spend unnecessarily on myself, and we cook together. I discovered after two months of staying together that they care less about buying things that we generally use in the room. For instance, I always buy food season, detergents, and cooking oil (quite expensive).

I cook most of the time. Anytime I decide not to cook, we always go hungry and I can't cope with that. This has made my cash always run out faster and I can't stop them from eating my food or using the things I buy.

There was a time also I lend the last money with me (100k in naira) to my best friend then in Nigeria because he claimed his dad was sick and promised to repay by month-end. I didn't have anything to take me through the remaining days of the month but I gave it out because he was a close friend. Month-end, I couldn't get money from my sponsor because of some issues. I contacted my guy but he stopped replying to me on WhatsApp. I managed to get 20k but the rest is probably history now.

Whenever people talk about their problems, I always feel for them to the extent of giving out my money even if it's the last cash on me. I have never had a girlfriend, but I don't always have the strength to reject if a girl asks for airtime or money from me (including my mum and sisters though)

I always try to go to any length to see people happy even if it means borrowing money from another person for them. I'm that foolish. Generally, I'm too soft-hearted and nice but I don't know how to solve this problem. Someone advised me I should get a girlfriend who should always be angry with me if I'm being too nice to people and that will help me solve the problem to some extent but I think it won't.

I'm not from a rich family, not even from an average family. I'm even from a polygamous home so I know what it means to have suffered as a Nigerian. I was on the street and I guess that's what is making me this weak emotionally. I'm a simp all-around in my life and relationship with people. People are always cheating on me, taking advantage of who I am.

I NEED genuine HELP, please.

You are not free yet you want to free others.

Free yourself first before you think about freeing others.

You lack principles and trust people more than you trust yourself.

You clearly didn’t inculcate the right values and it’s not too late to start before these so called parasites send you to your grave.

You’d better start taking initiative. Learn to say NO even when the person is dying. Save and put a cap to your daily or monthly spending. Open an investment account that you cannot touch for a certain months or a year and save for yourself leaving your personal upkeep money. I bet you’d not want to give this to your friends cos cos you’ll go hungry too.

Get yourself books on personal financial management and develop yourself.

But in all, don’t stop doing good cos it’s a virtue.

Goodluck in your studies bro.

Stupid civilian police officers who are not enlightened enough to understand the concept of esprit de corps.

The funny thing is that each of the mobile officers rough-handling that young Army Officer on mufti also have bikes and will commit the same offense after close of duty.

Their pay masters who are even 10x corrupt will never do this to themselves. The poor are truly their own enemies. Awon Ode

Idiotseverywher:
. But the guy agreed to donate his own, was he forced to. I'd he tgr first person to ever agreed to do do? Why atr you people being so sentiment, pray that God never punish human beings because of our behavior and wickedness

So, for instance, your 21 years old brother was promised to be helped to the UK, wasn’t briefed about his major purpose of going to the UK nor was his consent sought by the Ekweremadus. Luckily, due to the organized system in the UK, he was briefed before the procedure and at that point it dawned on him he was sponsored to the UK for the love they have for his young Organ not him.

What now happens after the procedure? He’ll probably be given a peanut and sent back to streets where he was picked from and then they’ll shut their gigantic gate against him and when he’s done spending the paltry sum on checkups and not able to get the needed medical attention while, their daughter, Sonia will continue posting pictures on IG while living healthy with Nwanimi’s Stolen Kidney. What a sorry story.

Exact reason they ganged up against Ambode to pave way for this useless, incompetent, finger-pointing Sanwo Olu, whom they control to do their bidding.

Lagos State is a Glorified Slum and the LASTMA officials are an upgraded Agbero association, created to absolve the thugs who are not favoured in MC Oluomo’s Agbero Association.

As confirmed in another thread that Lagos State is the 2nd worst city to live in the World. Those are the kinds of awards their Vegetable-Pampers-wearing-Drug Baron will replicate in Nigeria if, God forbid, he crooked his way into Aso Rock in 2023.

If you've had an encounter with this so-called LASTMA officials you'll understand my statement better.

Awon Lokan! as if Nigerian Presidency is their Birthright. SHAMEFUL