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chidindufrank: "A student who spoke in Hausa language". Wonders shall never end.

We should even be grateful that this one has decided to go to school. Remember, they generally don't cherish education.

The bible says if someone slaps you on the right cheek, turn the left for another hot slap. You have done well my brother for receiving the first one-oya finish wetin bible talk.

Na part of our money wey all dis useless politicians thief go abroad.

Guys, didn't you see the year this advert was posted? And someone was even pricing it. Or you expect a car advertised 3 years ago to still be available for sale?

Okoro2015: I thought Amaechi is highly beloved in Rivers state?

I thought so too. He even received an award early this year at an event attended by dignitaries. I've forgotten the name of the award now but from all indications, it was as if he was doing exceedingly well.

I was almost going to ask how much? The thread looks like those at the auto section considering the car pix.
@topic
So my people, wen next una wan vote, make una vote wisely

Most bad habits that we display today is because for so long in this country, the government has failed to curb such acts by punishing offenders. Thus, it has become an addiction for us and people do it without care because they know nobody cares. I was in a bus in Lagos on one rainy day and I saw a woman emptying a sack of dirt into the gutter. And when all this dirt assemble in the canal causing flood, the same people will start to complain that government is not doing enough to protect lives. I think the government needs to revive KAI which was used by the Military in the past.

I think those that will be released are mostly women and children related to the culprits. There's no way these set of people can stop their fathers and husbands even though they might not believe in their course. So, those that will be dealt with are the criminals perpetuating the killings.

Wow! So Ngige is this short.
@topic, what a befitting burial for a great icon. Rest in peace sir.

Why would you hurriedly have five kids without proper planning on how to fend for them? Whilst the rich with millions in their accounts settle for two or at most three kids, the poor will be manufacturing babies like hens. Anyway, I'm glad she's decided to be financially independent so that she can take care of them. I just hope she's serious with her intention.

symbianDON: very funny stuff indeed
3 men upon drinking to stupor eventually decided to go to sleep....somehow they ended up climbing to the topmost floor of an uncompleted 3-storey building (obviously they missed the way home!)..all 3 laid down and slept off. 30mins later, one gets up to pee. Seeing everywhere was flat and open, he decides to move a little further to a 'bush'......hahahahahahah!!!! He walked on until he fell off the building! He didn't die though but he broke all his bones. Just last year he eventually died.....he rode his motorcycle straight into an on-coming pick-up truck after drinking heavily.

Decryptor: if he broke his bones, how was he able to eventually ride a motorcycle? This your story na wash Ooº°˚˚°º≈!!

@Decryptor, Read his story very well. The unfortunate event where the man broke his bones happened earlier but he didn't die. However, on another fateful day which was last year, he died when the bike he was riding rammed into an oncoming truck. According to the story, the man was drunk on those two occasions.

Emusan: This reminds me the story of two drunker coming from a friend's party, getting to a junction and ask a taxi driver to take them to the same junction they were standing. The driver ask them to enter and charge each #200. He starts the car and raised the car voooooom! and then stopped the car and then ask for his money. The one in front ask so fast....the driver reply..... Yes!

The one at the back seat, just give the drive a slap from back ....paaaaa
.....the driver thought he get his logic....

And the man said stupi.d boy thats how they we be endanger people's life with overspeed.

Take your money.

At least, the driver suffer small for the money wey I'm collect.

Which one are we to believe now. The last report said it's been banned, this one is saying otherwise. But one thing to consider is the fact that one needs to be careful with the use of words while being interviewed by most of these reporters. They are always eager to misinterpret you for their selfish gains.

Okay, do it again in the next 6 months.

wise_many2k: Earlier this month, he wrote a lenghty letter to President Goodluck Jonathan to alert him of official bureaucracy, which had prevented the support the government promised for the staging of the fight in the country.

Sorry Bash, the president seems to be too engrossed in the insurgency in Borno and other strongholds of Boko haram. Maybe you should continue to pray for him till he tames them then come back with your request.

My name is Baaaash Alli! And I'm boxing to pai my life.

I really don't see anything irresistible about this lady. She's even too skinny for me. Well, like someone just said, beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

Yomieluv: I have such fit of anger. I destroy object around me,when am angry. Am not proud of it,God please help me.

I hope you have passed this comment here:
www.nairaland.com/1294164/what-when-angry
@topic, the whole event is just to show the world how rich he his but I'm not impressed. There are better ways to protest and drive home your point.

'mide eniafe:
That's because earwax is a natural antibiotic. It helps prevent ear infections.

If this is true, then it is better not to remove it. I used to think it was dirt.

obadiah777: IF YOU COUGH SNEEZE AND FART AT THE SAME TIME YOU WILL DIE

I don't even think you can do all these at the same time.

tripledub: If ur teeth remove, take am go throw on top d roof of ur house. Anoda one go grow immediately where the first one from comot. I did this when i was young.

There was even a better alternative then. They will tell you not to throw it on the roof cos if it's seen by lizards, that's the end of your tooth. Instead, throw it inside gutter with 7 or probably 9 stones.

dopeJemi: I know u na, u don 4get Me 4 schooL in dose days?

Gotcha! Thought you said you were born in the 21st century?

I'm even anxious to know what nicknames they will give the new Camry and Accord.

firstolalekan: Ugly stuupid wh0re. See her big nose like pinokios.


She even open 8 holes for her ear.

Smilling with a barstard ugly son of a bittch!

Well, I don't think she's that bad. Maybe someone's gene from their relatives could be at work especially with the forehead.

ashson: 24. Stop wasting time explaining yourself to others.

My guy, that one na if police no catch you for wetin you no do o. If dem catch penre like dis, u go explain tire. Infact, u go even explain wetin dem no ask u.

angelz: He must have been unconscious. Cus l don’t understand how a dead man, can come to life.
The pple dat certified his death didn’t do dia homework thoroughly.
He's fortunate to not have been placed 6 feet already.

More like he was fortunate not be a Muslim cos he would've been long buried according to Islamic rite and there will be no coming back. To my Muslim folks, no offence meant please.

If this is widely accepted, I hope there will be no argument as to where it originated from just like the "fufu" wahala.

chinchek: Abeg how was he carrying on the "prostitution" business?
I can understand the visible breast implant that presented him as woman to "customers"...
But the other part, nko

I think he was using is new appearance to make himself undetectable and also to continue his trade by luring victims as he used to do and robbing them. He doesn't have to sleep with anybody. The guy bad gan ni. How was he able to escape in the first place? By the way, those officers look like twin.

This is not new. It happens in every part of the country. It's just laziness. The same laziness that prevents us from reading, doing exercise e.t.c. Even on this site, you will see people asking you to summarize the article of the thread for him/her.

Ricky_Ross: Na fine girl, just that shes too loose.
From Essien to one 9ja bizman to another. Now I heard shes dating Jim Iyke, they fit each other sha.

For Gh I prefer Juliet Ibrahim and Martha Ankomah. I can pay 1 mill Naira to fork those 2 pretty damsels and ready to confess to my wife later. To say I never marry i for don propose to Martha, that gal can make a nigga sin.

You and this Martha sha. Anyway, I no blame you. Dat girl hot die.

yuzedo:


G-Wagon? Destroyed??!? This must be STRONG juju!

This was probably what those occupants thought that led to their untimely death. Even if Mercedes claimed that the SUV is loaded with safety features that can protect the occupants, wouldn't it be foolhardy for one to be reckless because of the manufacturer's claim? I recently saw an advert of Sony xperia z that the phone can last for about 30 minutes beneath water but I certainly won't deliberately dip it into water simply because I've been assured.

Everytime I read anything about this Lady, I always feel depressed. A young lady with bright future who died of heart disease. So many people are walking corpse and one of the things that can avert dieing untimely is regular medical checkup. I have never taken this seriously but with her demise, I don make one doctor as my friend.