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Can't allow anything pass through my anus like this.

OP, thanks o for reminding me of some of the things I can use toothpaste for. Nice article.

Update:
OP, sorry o, Kobenol, the Mr Benevolence has forced you to post the article here. And I'm wondering if the lady above me deleted her comment. 9 likes for a full stop? Just wondering..

redsun: He could have tried to let it quietly,but it just went with a bang.Everybody does that.

My brother, na dat one deadly pass. Silent but destructive. I am sure that car must have stopped working out of anger. I'm seriously in stitches as I type this. But seriously, if this story is real, then the driver must have received several warnings from the Governor before taking such decision out of frustration. To those of you saying it's nature, what is wrong with you excusing yourself? How many of you would do that in front of a lady or man? My dear Governor, don't mind them. I know you did it because you don't want to die untimely. LWKMD........Very funny thread.

Nadia, so you weren't dating Jim. How are we now sure you're not trying to achieve what you wanted to achieve with Jim. Anyway sha, na una sabi.

When you're not crippled. That served them right. I don't pity them at all when they encounter treatment like this. Anybody who has been robbed before will understand my point of view.

konn: u no dey see? abi u dey manage ur MB

Obviously, no pictures were available as at the time he posted his comment hence, the question.

kalunomics: I guess some mods on lose.

I thought so too but hiding post with reckless abandon questions their ability to read thoroughly and comprehend. Anyway, e be like say e don come down for their body. Moving to other threads.

kalunomics: see hidden posts? Tribal lines drawn accross the map of the fake union called Nigerian.

Some of the comments hidden did not reek of tribal sentiments. For instance, here's a copy of my earlier post together with a quoted post hidden and I'm still wondering why?

babyosisi: They didn't kill anybody
They didn't do rituals with their neighbors body
They are not mutilating patients or selling body parts at Jankara market

They are not using human intestines for stew to cure impotence


Na commodity dem dey transport
Cigarettes have killed more people than cocaine
So have alcohol

Some countries have legalized cocaine sef



There are worse crime o jare
The leaders are a million times worse than those two boys

If you see the way cocaine addicts behave or what they are capable of doing, you will know that anybody who engages in supplying it also causes destruction to humanity as much as those other people you listed. Countries of the world didn't just ban it for nothing.

baby_123: Nigeria is full of wonders. You don't see this every day. A plane being towed on a motor-way. Hmmm. Why not dismantle at the graveyard and load the scrap in a trailer for smelting. This is crazy. Imagine seeing this when you are driving. Just say your last prayer.LOL

Maybe the buyer intends to repaint it and put it in front of his mansion as a design. Wetin we no go see for Naija.

Eneze1: this is one of her pictures that I appreciate, she look like a real human being

Everybody will look decent in a traditional attire. Even Lady Gaga.

I still continue to wonder how these people feel amorous by a little girl whose erogenous parts are yet to be evident. Or am I the one not okay here? If they are too ashamed to woo a grown lady, why can't they self-service?

Lady Gaga, you see your life. People saw you looking normal but they still termed it abnormal because you've made abnormality normal in your life.

OP, wetin your eyes find go there? Scanner!

And somebody quickly created a thread saying this man was dead. Always eager to add threads. May God forgive you.

Texas.Cowgirl:
Been doing that for a long time.

Also sleep on my back to prevent gravitational beat down of the breast

I wish I could do this but I can't. I only enjoy my sleep when I sleep on my chest. Sleeping sideways is manageable but the best position on my chest. As for sleeping unclad, dem no born me well. Those mosquitoes are not smiling at all.

Chie! Money good o. See bedroom. @topic, it is obvious that MJ killed himself. Dem just dey use money and status dey torment dat doctor.

You better go to church and do serious thanksgiving. Your fellow American woman wasn't as lucky as you are. She lost her arms and legs.

ikechukz: I have changed my mind about this phone.I'm getting the sony xperia s 38k only.

Are sure Sony xperia s is 38k?

You are making a news out of nothing.

~Bluetooth:
Sentimental about what ? OBJ handed over to shagari in 1979 and that day didn't earn the title of democracy day,what's special about May 29 when Abdul salam handed over to him ? Did you know how many igbos and northerners including yorubas that die because of June 12 ? Well I won't blame you lots,you lacked knowledge of history possibly you weren't even born then and was only being told what happened but your in-born hatred for yorubas won't let you learn from history.

Maybe it's because May 29th is the latest Handover date for democratically elected president. But as for me, I'm indifferent on the issue. I appreciate the fact that Chief M.K.O Abiola sacrificed his life while trying to rescue us from the hands if the Military but emmm....infact, this whole argument complex jare. But one thing I know is that M.K.O would be glad if this country becomes great again. So let's work together and keep his dream alive.

OP, abeg, can you get the key from the owner so that we can see the interior?

I have a dream that one day, all our refineries will be working at full capacity so that we won't need to import fuel again. Ha! Another hardship looming. Jona, abeg talk to your boys and girls o.

Policewoman: They have been setting up these panels since the beginning of the 2nd republic in 1979.

Who knows, it might work this time. Don't loose hope.

This is a good development. At least this will temporarily replace the National ID card which most people never received. It is always frustrating when banks ask you to provide any of the three recognized means of identification.

The picture above must be for illustration purpose. That can't be the guy I suppose. Two people were guilty here but why would the bank fire one person? Abi dem too dey do "man know man"?