₦airaland Forum

ehn hen? So dis people no get charm? And I go dey fear them. God don catch una today. As from today, if dem born una well make una harass me, na serious uppercut una go chop go meet una ancestors.

onye ego: The site engineer is very funny
But he's right though depending on the agreement reached by both companies,this is why insurance is very important.

This reminds me of a story where a man was about to collect money from a bank cashier when armed robbers entered d bank, he pushed the money back to d cashier, d cashier pushed the money back to him
They were arguing who the money belongs to until d armed robbers agreed to settle d matter by taking the money

The Cashier didn't do well at all. If the money was carted away in his custody, the bank will certainly bear the loss. They are not going to blame him because the robbery occurred within the bank whilst in Cashier's custody.
However, any money lost by the customers within the banking hall will be borne by them.

cone bit: DHL truck carrying alluminium sheet.wonders shall never end.

Maybe they just bought it from DHL and are yet to change it to their company's name.

I watched a casual interview with Daniel and Dorris sometime ago. The interview was held in their house where they showed us how they spend their time, their troublesome baby disturbing that he wanted to watch cartoons, those working with them and their plans for the future. The couple were just lovely together. Never knew it will be "till Stella do us part."

I'm not sure if it's cost-effective but can't they run both OS at the same time so that those people can choose either Android or Windows on a Nokia phone.

Ola edo: [size=18pt][b]

The last time I met IBB was many years ago in MKO’s house where he came to solicit for financial assistance to enable him travel abroad.”



http://sunnewsonline.com/new/cover/abiola-family-at-war-over-monetary-gifts-from-ibb-others/

Firstly, the above quote is confusing.
Secondly, what is the difference between MKO's Family and Abiola's Family? I know MKO means Moshood Kashimawo Olawale but which one be MKO family again?
Thirdly, they should stop wasting their time. Those takoko questions can never be answered by IBB. Maradona himself. He gave half answer to the first, remained indifferent with the last two. Make them just leave everything to God.

So what's your objective? Do you want us to also start cracking our brains or you just wanted to add another topic to your profile? And delete button no dey I for say make you delete am sharp sharp.

Bonapart: u are a very big fool

You might not be able to say this to him physically.

I thought these bunch of nuisance said government needs their amnesty not them. Why are they now cooperating? Una for still dey do strong head na, make dem kill all of una finish.

OP, are you related to Governor Akpabio?

The woman don turn the baby to mobile phone that must ring to know its location. But true to God Op, the joke too dry. you for no put "toooooooo funny" for your thread title.

Buroda, ema ku ojo meta o. Awon ara ile nko? kilowa se gbogbo ara yi to ri bayi? Se e di okuta sara ni? E seun orin eyi ti e ko ni josi, odun gan ni. Infact, gbogbo eniyan lo gba were e. Ijo wo lema tun ko imi bayi?

I for like see the mama too o but e be like say na she dey handle camera. Anyway, I wonder how saucekid has been explaining those tattoos on his body to his little girl cos children of that age are extremely inquisitive. Dem go take questions kill you.

I'm not convinced with this story. Besides, Wande Coal looks younger in the pix. This must be back in the days.

ATM-CARD:
.They shld b hapi they r inside class rum.Wat will u say abt theselooooool

This is really pathetic. I bet those children can never understand anything with the sun sunbathing them like this. My church recently plastered our auditorium floor with tiles hence, we had to hold our service outside. Omo, come see as everybody dey roast. I no sure say anybody listen to pastor's sermon that day.

I am not sure I will vote for this party particularly with Buhari and Tinubu at the helm of affairs.

Imanuelle: Even if he was performing, not knowing the website of the commission he works for is below par !

There are some cheap information that we also don't pay attention to the extent that they can embarrass us if asked. It has happened to most people before including me. Under such circumstances and maybe on National TV where you only have less than 5 seconds to respond, how do you think you would handle it? I hope it won't be worse than Shem's.

Imanuelle: Oh well,

Who wouldn't sit up after being an object of ridicule and mockery?

Even as kids, singing 'ato-ile' made some people to stop bed-wetting 'olodo-rabata' made others read hard.

Some people need to be mocked into the right path, obafaiye should be grateful to Nigerians , mocking him is a lesson of a lifetime.
He will never drop his guard again.

We should learn to mock corrupt officers in the country collectively.

It helps.

Our mockery didn't fire him up. That man has been performing before the embarrassing incident at Channels. He wouldn't have been made a commandant if he was incompetent. And for the record, he can express himself in English. The problem was that if you don't have the information enquired in any interview, you will just be looking like a dummy. He should have said the IT department is currently working on a functional website which he will communicate to the public via Channels. That would have saved him all the trouble. But then, it is all bygone now. But wait o, the man dey make im money we dey here dey analyse im career. Abegi, I no talk again jare...

Are you sure you don't know how to post pix or you just want us to visit your blog?

I am sure Tuface will surely contribute immensely to this course.

obinna-kenedo:
how can u prove its lame?. Summary: what works for Mr A may not work for Mr B. His uncle could be any of those. Cheers!

He's argument is weak because first and foremost, he justified that smoking should continue because so many people will loose their jobs in the banking industry. This is always our argument whenever some thing unpleasant is to be corrected. For Christ's sake, we have to make some sacrifices before we can achieve a better Nigeria which we all dream of. For instance, look at the Okada ban in Lagos and the restoration of confidence in the banking industry some few years ago. When these policies were to be implemented, people like him(pistol) raised the same fear of joblessness but today, is it not a welcomed development. This country is filled with abnormalities and we just need to sacrifice in order to put things right again.


Secondly, telling us that your uncle is a nonagenarian after smoking for years doesn't absolve smoking of any health hazards. I won't say more on this as google is handy for research. I don't smoke and should naturally not be bothered about this but I'm concerned of the passive-smoking aspect. Like some of the smokers have said, they should confine the act to smokers' homes. That means outright ban from the public and they should be serious about it this time.

Does this mean that she doesn't have any of those attributes listed? I don't think she's qualified to say this.

I support the move though it might not sail through.

pistol: This is nonsense.
Ban what?
What happens to thousands of workers in the tobacco industry eh?
Cigarette is not that harmful, it is a thing of the mind.
If you want cigarette to kill you,it will kill you.it is all about mindset.
My uncle that started when he was a teenager is still hale, hearty and kicking and in his early nineties while his mates who are non smokers are all gone.

Lame argument. Where's the dislike button?

Expectedly. so I'm not surprised. If una like make una dey kill una sef. I know say na una interest una dey fight for.

What a pity, so this plane will never feel the sky again. May all destiny killers never have their way in my life.

sauer: Wait a moment! Are they seeing a plane for the first time?

No, they have never been close to one.

Aaaarrgghh! Bankers! Why are you people like this? The banking industry is one of our problems when corruption is discussed. In as much as the bulk of the blame is on our greedy politicians, the bankers' connivance with them in perpetrating this act is unacceptable. Maybe the government should start clamping down on bankers who facilitate corruption. Please, you look responsible, act responsibly.

Maybe it's just minor network problem. Until more people come out to attest to this, I won't believe. I don't even use it anyway, the network is bad in my area.