₦airaland Forum

My car caught fire one day as I was driving inside it.

The fire started from the power windows wiring. Both window knobs started burning thesame time.

But my fire extinguisher is always handy. I keep 2 extinguishers under my car seat, the aerosol type and the dry dust type.

So I picked the aerosol extinguisher and quenched.

So many things can cause a static car or a driving car to burn. Nigerian mechanics will not tell you.

Not surprised.

Did he strip to his pant or he showed his pencil too ?

You are looking for helper using your boobs.

When she succeeds and buys her first car, bloggers will refer to her as a Nigerian actress.

Wetin Aisha no go see for Aso ?

U mean arrest of Fulani herdsmen ?

The ones carrying ak47.

pacespot:
Is this why they want us to register NIN and BVN, to be able to trace accounts of dissents for suspension?

You are just waking up.

Nawa for you. If it were to fight Insecurity, they know the location of northern bandits.

Since they couldn't arrest him, they arrested his money.

Very soon, we may hear his accounts are DORMANT, so FG converted the balances to national use.

Lol.

I also got admitted to 5 foreign universities.

The question is how many will you attend ?

The application process is easy against what many people think...

wagazala:
Stupid. Couldn't they have followed the container to its final destination?
Why arrest the Agents knowing fully well they wouldn't have an idea of the illegal contents thereby allowing the main guys flee.
Naija sha.

Exactly. No mind them, arresting yahoo boys and leaving yahoo men.

They can never find the true owner of that container now, with that move they made.

If the refineries were functional, fuel pump price will not increase when crude oil price increases.

This is because you have the product and refine it by yourself. In this case you sold all the raw materials to foreigners at the prevailing high prices, so you should provide for the increase in prices that will accompany importing finished products.

Always wasting scarce resources.

The only thing they excel in is giving excuses. Now the non functional refineries are there accumulating maintenance costs yet you cannot find buyers for these wasteful assets.

Are you people under spell ?

Because violence is now involved, they accepted the truth.

Rape is very common in South Africa.

Some business men don run over 10 types of businesses for this country. That's for someone with previous business and corporate skills.

So no one will blame her when she has almost zero workplace skills.

Man una help her with job

Otedola, this one your friend, Dangote didn't appear in the visit pictures with you.

Fear vagina people.

Noblejay7:
FFK has seen the hand writing on the wall and as a smart guy its a great move because Buhari will send him to jail .

Recall he is still in court with EFCC over corruption charges.

Also, SECONDUS, wants to give the presidential ticket of PDP to atiku .This is not going down well with a lot of the party members especially the governors who are more disposed to tanbuwa ticket.

More high ranking members will leave the party.

Atiku can build Nigeria's economy.

He did it before in 1999 to 2007.

What is killing Nigeria is not lack of resources but lack of good heads to manage it's abundant resources.

Most times the youths of this country don't know exactly what they want. They want jobs but prefer to vote their kins man who has never created one job all his life.

Let Atiku get PDP ticket, let Tinubu or Umahi get APC ticket, let it be people who have created and grown wealth before.

All I see here is HUNGER in action.

No matter how rich you are, if you cannot manage your resources well, you will always become poor.

Some people made only N10m and they will never be jumping around over food, all through their lives.

But others will have N1bn today and still go hungry in 10years time..

Choose your leaders wisely.

EmeraldKing7:
The 3 probable vaccines that are expected

USA's Pfizer vaccine-90% efficient

UK's Astrazeneca vaccine-75% efficient

China's Sinovac vaccine-50% efficient

Why is everything about China fake?

Why did South Africa reject Astrazeneca vaccines if after their order arrived ? It was proved Astrazeneca has no effect against their version of Covid.

MODERNA and BionTech-Pfizer are the two potent vaccines out there.

StaffofOrayan:
Case still dey court and una don demolish the property!

In Nigeria, they use dynamite to kill ants.

There was no sex party but somebody's house.has been demolished.

Teaching Nigerians the law.

There is even no law stating that the penalty for holding a sex party is demolishing a building. If there was a sex party at first.

The law our politicians misuse is the law stating that if a house is established to have been built using proceeds of Kidnapping or the house belongs to kidnappers, it will be demolished when they are caught.

How they so easily demolish houses on that strength is another wonder. They even demolish hotels and lodgings where they believe kidnappers once slept. Chai, Nigerians.

smallsmall:
Did you hear Gov. Hell Rufai whining that "we dont pay terrorists", just today?
These Criminals in Govt are behaving like Armed Robbers.
You say you did not pay ransom but went behind to pay #30Million ransom and instead of keeping it at that, you stole #770Million public money and recorded #800Million as what you paid the kidnappers?

[b]This Govt of Buhari and his Fulani Vampires, deserve to be investigated by ICC, CIA an EuroPol.

Now ofr bursting thier lie and looting, they have turned the qhistle blower to a terrorist[b]

Lol. PDP is corrupt.

galantjoe:
You re very correct.
Our problem is not about money but right combination of human capital.

During Goodluck tenure we re crying of corruption but every economic indices are good. Our GDP exceeded south Africa, yet his tenure was mired with corruption.

However, Buhari tenure is, worst, unemployment, corruption, high cost of living, forex volatility, contraction of GDP.

We re bleeped. We need messiah. We need a president that can mix right set of people like Goodluck did to achieve best governance.

You have said it all.

Even if you place your brother over your conglomerate, he will still pilfer little to add to his salary.

Under Goodluck, there was visible economic growth 4%, 5%, 6% every year such that the stealing wont even be felt, rather everyone involved in some form of economic activities will witness some money growth and be happy in his business.

Can anybody say that under Buhary ? Every week you visit the market, one foodstuff in your list has increased in price. October 2020, November 2020, December 2020, January 2021, February 2021. Where exactly are foodstuff prices heading to under Buhary ?

When your income is likely static or declining save for salary earners with fixed income.

Queenlovely:
200 million people are citizens of Nigeria according to estimated figure. Some of these people are useless, some want to be useful but they don't know how. My pain is that the government job is to make useless people useful, or unscrupulous element will find a way to engage them.

There are so many people just existing because they have no roadmap for the future, people with limited imagination who will go with whatever, Use people, don't just accumulate thousands of friends, use them to advance your own purpose.

I see many people willing to be used in this country, people who will gladly follow a leader than to lead,
people need a leader to follow, some body who will lead them to the promise Land.

Nigerians want, "My brother in power".

Ask an average Nigerian, he wants somebody from his ethnic group to be President, whether the person has leadership qualities, business qualities or not. Like that will salvage his hunger status.

Growth is linear and directly proportional to a person's line of thought. Growth can never be inversely proportional to ones thinking capacity.

Many Nigerian leaders don't know what is called planning for the future. The life one obtains today was built last year.

When people in power are not economic experts who can differentiate between short term goals and long term goals, what do you expect ? They borrow $3.5bn and start sharing TraderMoni and the likes. How do you expect an economy to progress with such policies ?

You talk about security. They are only security conscious when the treat against security is from outside their tribe. When treats to security are vicious in their geopolitical zone, they wave it aside as unserious. Abeg, Nigerians are indiscipline personified.

thebosstrevor1:
lack of economy activities from the masses are the cause of the downturn of the Nigerian economy

MOST NIGERIANS ARE UNPRODUCTIVE, THEY ARE ONLY PRODUCTIVE IN COMPLAINING AND ABUSE

Explain what you mean by being unproductive.

Most shop owners complain they don't earn above N1,000 a day. Is it the farmers that herdsmen are destroying their produce ?

Before this useless economic hardship, some busineses do 300% growth in 12 months by business capital. Most rich Nigerians like those who started early that's how they grew wealth.

Now, one has to take his business to the customer's doorstep via innovative marketing techniques, before one gets patronage. Low purchasing power is the major problem of this country.

The govt of the day does not even know how to invest the $3.5bn IMF loan to catalyze economic activities under a Covid atmosphere. Nigeria's current economic template does not exceed giving N5,000 to the poorest of the poor.

slowice:
Let me use this golden opportunity to greet our south west brothers...... Una well done ooooo

They are the epitome of nepotism and tribalism.

They now voted the chief of nepotism. They are angry for being challenged in their trade.

Education does not refine every person who obtains it.

Talkless of an illiterate.

Your leaders can't be better than you since you guys don't reason well.

It's like handing your finances to a bus conducter to manage for you in a country full of PhD holders in economics, geography, biology, medicine, engineering.

Playing pranks on people's lives.

Did the security agents conduct any search on their houses to confirm they don't have any other guns at home ?

Adeolu Bankole.

Sounds like a south west name.

That looks like his Christmas uniform.

Chai, burnt a car just for uniform. Kai, what a loss.

Saig:
So it was not about competence but reward for friendship?? How exactly are we supposed to grow like this?? This country is enough to give one mental disorder

90% of Nigerians are not balanced mentally.

Maybe you have not been in the crowd. Your workplace may be shielding you from the street.