₦airaland Forum

herbie27:
I won't blame her because all call girls are crazy, i blame that silly man that will buy market and not want to pay. ole!.

That man needs deliverance...see waitin he go bleep.

Your body is now "market"


Any lady who uses her body to get anything or even uses her body as a prospect for getting anything is a prostitute. This includes those who dress to expose massive sensitive parts, is it not a form of advertisement to recieve favours and to be preferred over others.....

Progressive01:
Good! We can't be throwing monies at their repairs only to have them lie redundant due to the activities of some terrorists in the Niger Delta.

The refineries must function for the good of all genuine Nigerians and if that means bringing in crude from our neighbors, so be it- after all, it is better than importing gasoline since we would be the ones producing the value added products.




Cc: All[b] Religious Bigots, Ugandans, Uguaferians, Wailers, Children of Hate and Anger, iPod Yoots, iPad Yoots, Lost Goats of Ishreal, Samsung Flatron LCDs, and all Dedicated Slaves of the Ijaws.[/b]

Hate kills, even when it's 'justified'

davit:
I beg to disagree with you on this. If salary is not enough then they should look elsewhere for a better salary.

The ones I even hate most is that of the security guys at the gates. They want to you to settle them before they do their duties. What is this country becoming! This is seriously appalling OP. To make the matter worse, SERVICOM that should checkmate this is also part of the problem!

Did you just say SERVICOM?

Nigeria has a big problem

greatgod2012:
Honestly, you people really have time!


Analysing one's command of English like this.


Abeg, English language no be our indigenous language jare!

Will you keep kwayet!

Babe I dey joke

Lamzee:
make people no just set eyes see strange animal,na kill and chop

Lalasticlala no dey waste time to promote am lol

Raydos:
That's Why I Love South-East, They Mght Not Be Good In Any Other Thing.



But In Terms Of Runs And Examination Malpratice, There Region Is The Best Destination In Nigeria.



Big Ups To You Guys.

Mind you most of the Igbo candidates wrote their exams outside the SE region.....

As far back as the 80s and 90s an up on till now......SE states like Imo and Anambara has the highest cut off marks at Common entrance exams! Are u saying that those were because o special centers....please stop the hate biko!

FanYogo1:
I hope you're not expecting the SW/N to buy am sha. The regions you hate so much shouldn't be your expected consumers.

Plus after hearing that the ugwu exportation was a scam, I'm sure the stone-free rice is full of stones.

Food no get enemy

Seriously let's kick out hate from our lives even if it's online

Obiomon:
FIRSTLY

Disabling “Read receipts” option is the probably the easiest method to read a Whatsapp message without notifying the sender.

By doing so, you’ll disable the ability of WhatsApp to show blue ticks to the sender that tells them that you’ve read their message.

But the downside is that you will not be able to see the double blue check marks when someone has read your message as well.

Here’s how to disable it.

1. Open WhatsApp and go to the ‘Settings’ menu

2. Tap on ‘Accounts’ and then on ‘Privacy’.

3. Untick the ‘Read Receipts’ option


SECONDLY

Again you can Peep from the Notification Bar. This is another simple method to read WhatsApp message without alerting the sender.

Whenever you get a message on WhatsApp, it shows a notification on your notification bar, Simply swipe down the notification area from the top of the screen and you can easily read the complete or partial message from the notification bar without opening the app.

The blue ticks show only when you open the app to read messages


THIRDLY

Turn Off WiFi/ Mobile Data Connection Once you get a message don’t open the app immediately, turn off the WiFi or mobile data and this will take WhatsApp offline.

Now go ahead and read the message and you won’t alert the sender since you’ll be reading the message from app cache.

To ensure you don’t blow your cover make sure to close WhatsApp app before turning off your WiFi/ mobile data connection.

LASTLY

Place WhatsApp Widget to Your Home screen if you don’t want to go the extreme length of turning off all your phone’s connectivity.

You can place WhatsApp widget on your home screen to read the message at a glance. Since reading message via widget doesn’t open the app so you can keep the blue ticks from showing up.

You can even reply to other messages without having to send read receipts to the sender you wish to ignore.


HOPE THIS HELPED YOU

cc seun lalasticlala make na move this ministry to the promise land

My dear there is nothing like being straight forward

Austema:
Nobody will ever understand that man

He isn't that mysterious!!!!

He just likes to place safe; he likes to cover his true motives with such petty stunts like this!!!

Obasanjo is just running from pillar to post because he refuses to be a man who stands for what is true and just!!!!

It's way too late to go to play this boring game of his; Nigeria is now at the mercy of bigots, rogoues and rapists!!!!

APC can present a baboon and still win the election in 2019

jumper524:
Rank State km²
1 Niger State 95,363
2 Borno State 92,898
3 Taraba State 54,473
4 Kaduna State 46,053
5 Bauchi State 45,837
6 Yobe State 45,502
7 Zamfara State 39,762
8 Adamawa State 36,917
9 Kwara State 36,825
10 Kebbi State 36,800
11 Benue State 34,059
12 Plateau State 30,913
13 Kogi State 29,833
14 Oyo State 28,454
15 Nasarawa State 27,117
16 Sokoto State 25,973
17 Katsina State 24,192
18 Jigawa State 23,154
19 Cross River State 20,156
20 Kano State 20,131
21 Gombe State 18,768
22 Edo State 17,802
23 Delta State 17,698
24 Ogun State 16,762
25 Ondo State 15,500
26 Rivers State 11,077
27 Bayelsa State 10,773
28 Osun State 9,251
- Federal Capital Territory 7,315
29 Enugu State 7,161
30 Akwa Ibom State 7,081
31 Ekiti State 6,353
32 Abia State 6,320
33 Ebonyi State 5,670
34 Imo State 5,100
35 Anambra State 4,844
36 Lagos State 3,345. Source: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Nigerian_states_by_area

Interestingly Niger State is three times the landmass of the SE states........yet General Cassandra wants to collects land for the precious cows

After they will say married man are responsible

baby124:
When we said the rate should be controlled. The *economists* came and were screaming about unrealistic things. Now it's on a free fall, you people are crying. You never see anything yet.

What do you mean by control?

Value is determined by supply an demand and not by control not by any armchair control

How would N199 pegging affect the price in a black market? If not only making round tripping extremely tempting?

FG has made 130 naira per dollar more since the devaluation

FG needs more to encourage more export, backward integration, buying Naija....


Instead the NASS bought Prados rather than Innosson jeeps and you wonder why dollar is on free fall!!!!

godsluvee:
No matter how wealthy i will become, i can never spent that amount on a watch. Not even a huge fan of watches

It's a sin to buy a watch of that amount when many are languishing in hunger and joblessness


All for show off.....black men can be just daft consumers

TheGoodJoe:


Even in a booming economy, the Citizens have to think smart. The Citizens have a role to push the nation forward. It beats me that people find it bad that a leader, the VP calls for Nigerians to think smart.

Maybe, you think John F. Kennedy was a fool to ask Americans to "Think of what they can do for their country."

Unlike most doom singers, I see promise in this government. Corruption is still an ugly part of this country but we are seeing steps to curb it.

We have more transparency than before and less wastage. We saw strides in fixing the wastage in the NNPC. We are more conscious of corrupt acts in Government.

Yes we are facing challenges now. As the war against Corruption continues and more leakages in the government is plugged, we will have more dividends to build the country.

As the Dark Clouds of the last government fades, we would see the day light.

The fruits of good governance like Infrastructures, capital projects and massive investments in different areas of the country.

The inflation we suffered was due to the wastage of the last government and drop in Crude Oil Revenue due to the Crude Price crash.

Unlike lots of people, I see promise in this government. I am optimistic that we would celebrate this government.

We have gone from Stealing of our reserves not being corruption to tagging selecting loyalist to work with the government as Corruption. That is already a great stride.

Transparency? Seriosuly

They collected monies from looters are refused to give us a breakdown of who brought in what.....we only have their word for the total...and you say transparency


No single APC party man has been called out for corruption; Tinubu exposed Fashola's abuse of office but the EFCC dogs were told by their master not to bark in fashola's direction, instead he was made a super minsiter!!!!

Why can't buhari balance key appoints with even those in the SW? The response is that he appoints people he can trust!!! That means he has nobody he can trust even in the SW

Love for a person can make people sentimental in their judgement and it is easier to fool a person than to convince them that they have been fooled


I keep praying for Nigeria and particularly Mr President that he may have the wisdom and courage to do the right thing

totorimi:
Lets give it up for president Buhari he has achieved something in the month of JULY, there was no foreign tour for him and his vp, wow. At least for once since he assumed office he has earned his pay.

At least we know in some countries the mere information of protest in their country some presidents will cut short their trips and return home to tackle the issue but here in our country it is in the middle of crisis that our president will travel, even if they hear thay the country is tearing apart due to fuel crisis they wont even do as if they know a country called Nigeria.

He is no longer welcome in many countries going by his lack lustre performance

Fugazi:
[size=13pt]Children of hate and anger Ipod division won't like this. Dem go still abuse Buhari on belly filled with Northerner rice.

They hate any success and progress from other parts of Nigeria.

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My brother please calm yourself down!!!

Am not a buhari fan but hey I pray for him to have the wisdom and strength to do the right thing!

This is a good development and its laudable!

I will pray he sees the necessity of a regional governance

Engrpj:
Pls get me ryt.. am not sanctimonious because every one has shortcomings, even the Pope is not Holier than everyone. all am saying is all these awards are earthly and that is why she couldn't travel with it to hereafter. Will she get same award in heaven? I just used it to pass a message daz all. Your earthly achievement on earth can't give you a place in heaven..will it? You can be Good to people but deep within you your life is not good before God... Am not Judging anybody am just passing a message of repentance. I myself am not righteous.

You make it look as though Dora worked for the awards!!!

Dora followed her conscience the awards just came pouring in out of appreciation of the good she did Nigerians

Please let's not confuse the issues

royalfamily:


Life n it's vanity despite all the merited award .......I wanna go to skool n become a doctor, lawyer , Pilot ,An Engineer all ihappen cos we still breathing n wen we leave the world we leave all the degree n merited award behind. .....never cheeerish any luxury cos everything come n go even the life that u 've is borrowed so u don't promise tomorrow... .... Let's just learn how to cherish every passing moment And what matter most is where we 're spending the eternal life. ..

And who told you she didn't cherish every passing moment o her life

All these sanctimoniousity I crazy

Engrpj:
Its a Good achievement here on earth, the Question is, Will she get same awards from her Creator You might be very influential, but are u recognized by God.... Repent because Heaven is real likewise HELL.

You obviously ha ha twisted idea of christianity: to you is about lifting holy hands in praise and worship an semtimental tears running down your cheeks while you are it.....about avoiding fornication a not watching Game of thrones.....

I think your comment is sanctimonious!!!

What else does God asks of us than for to do good, to love our neighbours as ourselves and Dora did that e before she became NAFDAC's boss, the exalted office simply made it widely know...do you know how many she saved? An how many working under s changed by her life not her sermons?

shamecurls:
“Anger is an essential part of being human. People are taught to deny themselves anger, and in this, they are actually opening themselves up to hate. The more you deny yourself the freedom to be angry, the more you will hate. Let yourself be angry, and hate will disintegrate, and when hate disintegrates, forgiveness prevails! The more you deny that you are angry, in attempts to be [size=13pt]"HOLY"[/size] the more inhuman you will become, and the more inhuman you will become, the harder it will be to forgive.”

― C. JoyBell C.

That is C joybell's personal opinion.....

The more you know the less angry you'll be

This is what I love about the tenets of Christianity!!! The upturning of the 'norms'.....not of cowardice but because of Something Else!!!!

They don't 'fight' for God, Infact Christ teaches that his followers should "forgive them that persecute thee"

An excellent one from Daddy G.O

Ikwokrikwo:
Keshi is not a northerner or a muslim

That's the point!!!

At th risk of sounding like to tribal bigot but I think Mr President is not moved by things involving southerners......

He was 'forced' to honour the U17 champions, after a shameful initial disbandment because they were mostly the 5%

The Olympics team too the same thing because the south dominate the list.....

Now Keshi dies with a sterling record he looks the other way

HtwoOw:
So now it's Osinbanjo , not Buhari's fault ? Last i heard he signed power deal with a company in Asia , and power improved, but your brothers needed to blow pipelines up ?? Do you have any idea how much it'll cost to buy wind turbines ? or solar panels ?

Everyday i have read adverts on how to convert bio gas from your Laterine or Soakaway as the case may be into electricity , has any one of you tapped that or written a proposal for funding to make it a huge project or success ?? Always blaming Government

Stop this tribal talk already!!

You are my brother we share the same nature, made by the same God!!!
The work of Government is to dedicate themselves to the mission of assembling the best minds.....you don't expect the man on the street like me to do that, when I am still trying to pick my numerous bills!! Let's be practical for once!!!

Before you gun for political office you must have amassed ideas, possess a network of contacts that will will help you get this very important job done!

You don't sell yourself to your employers; land a juicy CEO job and then "challenge" staff under you to solve the problems you were employed to solve!!!!

holluphemydavid:
U made a brilliant comments most especially when she engage her sef in somtin doing and coming back at nite, she will earn more respect, but wot if she doesn't av capital to set up her sef with pety business or she cudnt even secure job at all anywhere, dats extremely bad, itsnt easy and quite frustrating after spending years in school and end up staying at home

Truth is many Nigerian graduate feel to big to start somethin small or even worse many just lack a personal connection with their truest abiltiy....

They want is easy

HtwoOw:
In saner climes, Osibanjo's challenge is a call to duty , some people would ask the government to iron their clothes , wash their pants and even spoon feed them if they could

Living in the western world's reality when indeed they live, have lived and continue to live in Africa , and those are the people who hail likes of FFK, Fayose, Metuah and Co

What exactly is the role of the leader? To challenge the people who voted them in to solve the problems of the state?

Leaders are natural "inspirators". The bunch of leaders in Nigeria do not inspire the average youth to issues of patriotism, dilligence and honesty?

Dora challenged us with her patriotic, humansitic fight against drug dealers.

Osinbajo should be like Dora and the youths will be fired up! Enough of the rhetorics!!!

that Indonesian president thinks that sanity can only be brought by such violent systems

partnerus:
This is really touching. Can't stop imagining what's going through their minds at that point in time. No matter what, no man has the right to condemn another to death. May God accept their soul in His bosom. Amen

True!!

But drug dealing is a very evil, deadly business!!!

It has ruined so many souls, their families, kids and consequently society!!!

We must bring anyone caught in drug dealing to book!!!

But not by execution....10 years in jail is very okay

DropShot:
This thief is always looking for something sentimental to remain relevant amongst his fellow wailing zombies, the Ugandans, the region that adopts every known and despised criminal as their hero.

ND Scavengers and others holding arms against constituted authorities are no different from Boko Haram. They're all terrorists and the earlier they're treated as such the better. We can't continue to dance to the tunes of these idiots because they claim to be fighting for their region when in fact they only fight for their pocket. Asari Dokubo, Tompolo and others claimed to be doing same but na lie. While they became billionaires, the community and people they claimed to be fighting for remain in poverty. Enough is enough.

Let the FG level them and those that come inbetween. There can't be another parallel govt aside the FG. Let the oil stop flowing but let them be removed from earth surface.

Fani knows he's very irrelevant in the scheme of things in Nigerian socio-political discussion. His wailing through the use of religion and ethnicity is music to our ears. We don't expect a thoroughly spanked child not to wail. Wail on mister.

I just came back from a 3 day bann so I will just not say anything reactive


I pray Buhari does the right thing. Re-structure Nigeria!!!

We can't be one by force!!!

Each region particularly in the south would rather have a new terms of belonging to the Nigeria state other than the lie that starts the 1999 constuition...."we the people of Nigeria....

Was passing by somewhere around oko oba agege and saw this and quickly snapped